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To the Shadows that Cry Witch /// Chapter 12

Heyyy, so I know I keep posting a little late, but I'm gonna keep trying to post on time because I need to keep on top of things and not spiral into the unscheduledness like I did after I left school lol. ANYWAY, this chapter is the start of where things get interesting and it's hopefully going to be the last shorter chapter I do for a while - I'm going to try and make future chapters over 2-3k words so you guys have something longer to red each week. Enjoy! <3

Summary: Magic was real, but it came at a price. So when two girls end up in the one place they never thought they could reach, strange things began to happen. Good or bad? That's up to them to find out.

Tags: Kíli x oc/reader - Fíli x oc (POV to be written soon) - Thorin's company x ocs/reader (platonic) - fluff - angst - EXTREME slow burn - crack - Bagginshield

Word Count: 1262

Warnings: Mentions of Minor and Major Injuries from last chapter.

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Smultronställe (Definition): A special place discovered for solace and relaxation. (Noun / Origin: Swedish / smUl·tron·’stel·e)

Hobbiton, The Shire – T.A. Mersday 29th September 2939 of the Third Age (1339 in Shire-reckoning)

“Kate! What did I say about wearing your bandages?”

I sheepishly turned around to face a weary Bilbo, a guilty smile on my face. Heaving a sigh, he marched over, pointing expectantly at the discarded bandage roll on the table next to me as he passed, continuing around the furniture to reach the stove across from where I was sitting.

“How was the market?” I asked him as I reached for the roll. Watching him heave a sack onto the table, I began wrapping the material around my right palm. Well, as best as I could with the splint on my left hand.

Erard had revisited the day after Bilbo had dragged him over to help us, slinging along with him a bag full of equipment he had curated from his medical supplies. He spent an hour or so kindly showing us what everything was and how to use it. I had received many bandages that now covered the majority of my skin that was visible, along with a splint he had fashioned out of small, thin planks of wood that he bound in place with yet more bandages around my damaged wrist. My ankle only received a wrap of some type of sturdy material, since Erard had considered it unnecessary for it to have a splint as well.

Kay received just as many bandages, along with one around her head for the large gash on her forehead. She definitely wasn’t a big fan of it, since it made her look as if she was wearing a white bald cap, which I of course kept cackling about, much to her dismay. According to her extreme annoyance, it was preventing the hot injured main character look she was trying to achieve, which obviously made me cackle harder. Finally, Erard had given us both a bag of herbal tea to help alleviate any aches, and each small pot of some type of salve, which he instructed us to use on any open wound, once a day.

Bilbo on the other hand, had spent that time preparing a hefty luncheon, as part of his thanks to Erard, making sure the doctor didn’t leave without a full belly of his best sandwiches and seed cake.

Now it had been three days since Erard’s visit, and thanks to him, we were speedily on the mend. Fast enough to the point that I didn’t feel the need to wear my bandages as much (apart from the splint), much to Bilbo’s frustration. Though it was me forgetting to most of the time, living with an adhd brain and all. My small recollection of events was interrupted as Bilbo began answering my question:

“Not too bad.” He said as he emptied the sack of its contents. “Not bad at all, in fact. The weather has improved tremendously since that nasty storm, not a cloud in the sky the entire time I was there!”

I grimaced at Bilbo mentioning the storm, recalling the unfortunate events that Kay and I had endured. Though I quickly shoved them away as I focused on Bilbo as he rambled on about his experience at marketplace.

“– and got some tremendous pork from Barrowes’ stall, fresh this morning. Should be perfect for this evening’s dinner!”

��It looks amazing.” I commented as he unwrapped the large slab of meat from its casing of brown paper and twine. “What do you suppose would go with it?”

Once again Bilbo went off on a tangent, this time about sides and vegetables. Getting up from my seat, I made sure to make responsive hums and small comments as the hobbit spoke. I picked up the bowl of buttermilk icing I had left on the windowsill earlier and brought it over to the kitchen table, placing it next to the now cool cakes. I had baked two Victoria sponge cakes that morning, deciding that as I healed, I would bake as part of my thanks to Bilbo for letting us stay, and to Erard for his kindness and help – that is, as long as I could remember the recipes. Bilbo handed me a jar of freshly bought jam and I got to work slathering it on the cake halves along with a whipped cream I had made miraculously from scratch. I could see Bilbo eyeing up the cakes with a hungry look, so I made sure to speed up a little to make sure I was finished soon, so we could have it for pudding.

Bilbo and I were chatting away about different types of pastries when Kay ducked in through the doorway from the dining room. You couldn’t tell easily, but you could see a slight tension in the way she held her expression, giving me the impression that she was worried or very confused about something. I waited until she made eye contact with me, before tilting my head slightly in question. She darted her eyes at Bilbo, then back at me, indicating that she would talk to me later. I discreetly nodded my head in agreement and turned back to slathering my cake in an atrocious amount of icing, dropping the subject until later. Bilbo continued with his ramblings about dinner, and Kay soon joined in on helping him prepare it, the conversation turning to how to cook pork properly.

The cakes were a success. Bilbo and Kay’s delicious dinner had filled us all and we finally moved on to trying one of my sponge cakes. By the time Kay and I had finished our slice, Bilbo was onto his third, any compliments practically turning to murmuring chants as he stuck another forkful in his mouth. I snorted at the scene before me, thanking the now chipmunk-faced hobbit as I picked up some pots and took them to the sink. I also brought the second cake for Erard to the pantry, placing it on a plate with a large bowl on top to keep in the moisture. The next half hour whirled by as we washed everything up, Bilbo insisting that I only dried up to not soak my splint whilst in exchange I made him agree to leave some cake for tomorrow.

Laughing at whatever was said, Bilbo disappeared off to his wine cellar, and I quickly took this opportunity to interrogate Kay about earlier as I beckoned her towards me.

“What’s going on? Are you ok?” I whispered.

“Yea course, I’m doing fine. It’s just…” She trailed off, before silently signalling me to follow her. I did so, following behind as she led me from the kitchen through the parlour to the front entrance. “You haven’t noticed anything strange appear in your room, have you?” Bilbo’s whistling echoed through the house as she led me deeper into the oak hall. I shook my head in reply, saying that I hadn’t been in my room all day.

Bilbo had decided that, because we were supposedly staying a while, he would give us both our own privacy by lending me the guest bedroom we stayed in the first night and turning the spare room into guest bedroom No.2 for Kay, who was leading me there right now.

Opening the door, she waited for me to follow through before closing it. Leading me over to a chest, she hauled the wooden lid open and pointed inside. I leant over, only to see something I thought impossible. I looked at Kay with wide eyes, before reaching in and hauling it out onto the floor between us. We both stared incredulously until I spoke.

“Well, that’s not supposed to be here.”

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What Happens When I’m Asked To Write A Tomione Seven Gins Deep

This is dedicated to @highgaarden for issuing me a challenge to complete a Tomione/Hogwarts Professors/HEA while intoxicated. It is also dedicated to @akorah for putting up with both of us. (Minimal edits have been applied for grammar mostly.)

Warning: Below lies crackfic insanity and more ineptitude than I generally aspire to emulate.

“Professor Granger.”

He said it brusquely as if propriety were the only thing keeping it afloat in the sea of students between them.

But that was Tom’s way.

No, Professor Riddle’s.

“Professor Mystery. Professor Enigma. Pro-hic-fessor goddamn fucking Crux-Whore.”

“Girl, you wasted,” McGonagall slurred, brandishing more wine as Hermione swung from the portrait of Headmaster Snape, blowing raspberries at him.

“It’s always like this,” Hermione pouted.

“It be like that,” McGonagall corrected. “Psssh, Granger, get with the times.”

“The times? The times? It always is times Minnie-ervy-erva!” Hermione yelled, sounding angry but really it was just righteous. Righteousness always sounded angry because it was so often spoken through a bullhorn.

“Grangerrrr-bo-beaver-fo-fever-wo-weaver,” McGonagall said seriously.

Hermione stilled, “You sound serious,” she told her mentor.

“I am always serious,” McGonagall replied with a very serious tongue-waggle. “But right now I seriously suggest you visit Professor Conundrum and give him what for.”

“What for?” Hermione asked, confused. “What for?”

Clarifyingly this time.

“You need to ask him what his tone means and what it’s for,” McGonagall nodded, sincerity bleeding out of her eyes. Which was vaguely alarming, but rather normal since the war a hundred bajillion years ago.

McGonagall and Hermione stormed to Professor Dilemma’s private quarters.

They hopped off their rainclouds and banged on the door.

“Thomasthomasthomasthomasthomasthomas,” Hermione shouted. Which, incidentally is much closer to indignation than righteousness if one had to categorise it.

“It’s just Tom, actually,” a weary voice sighed behind them.

“No, it’s not,” McGonagall scoffed.

“Um, no, it is,” Tom Riddle, fit as a fiddle, bashfully admitted. If he could be bashful. (’Every bashful person is LYING, just be shy or not, geez...’ thought Hermione.)

“No one is just called Tom,” McGonagall insisted, fingers itching with fanciful insistingness.

Hermione pointed a rancorous and accusatory finger at him. She dressed it like Ace Attorney for the occasion and it’s little suit looked rather lovely in the dungeon light.

“You! Professor Quandary!” she pontificated (let’s not get into what THAT was close to. It’s really, really not worth it).

“Quirrell?” McGonagall queried.

“Not quite,” Hermione sniffed. “A long time ago.”

“Oh, times have changed,” Minerva bobbled. Hermione goggled at her with all the shock of someone who had been chastised for something similarly time-based not too long ago. I.e. A lot.

“Jesus Christ,” Plain Old Tom pleaded to the heavens.

“He won’t help you,” Hermione pouted, “I’ve tried. Told me he’s more into the ‘grand scheme of things’ rather than some ‘silly little witch’s problems’.”

“I think we’d get on,” Tom shrugged.

“What for, Tom!” McGonagall shrieked, limbs akimbo before coming together in a Wonder Woman pose.

Hermione copied her, naturally.

“If that even is his name,” Minerva edged out the side of her mouth.

“I highly doubt it,” Hermione replied, sensibly.

“Look, before you ask, I can answer. So will you let me?” So-Called-Tom raised placating hands at them.

“Fucking Riddles, always knowing the answers and posing questions anyway,” Hermione grumbled with rising arousal.

“I’ll let you for a club sandwich and a pint of strawberry bourbon,” McGonagall bargained. Rather reasonably, Hermione believed with an impressed nod of her head.

“But...” Tom floundered. “Gamp’s Laws!”

“So?” Minerva sassed her head and raised her hands in a ‘Who’s your momma’ kind of way.

Tom sighed again and summoned the requested items.

“Score!” McGongall fist-pumped and wandered away.

“Thank God,” Tom exhaled. He turned to address her, “Hermione.”

It was said with caramel.

Wait, no, with sweetness.

Hermione blinked and shook her drunken head.

“Why were you mean to me?” she stuck her lip out. Then bit it as she thought maybe she looked a bit like a puckering mongoose in the first instance.

“It’s the first of the month.”

Tom took her shoulders in his hands which were slight and droopy with overwork.

“Which means,” he continued with the stretch of infinity pulled like gum between teeth and a finger. Or perhaps something more romantic. “That you will get off your gourd with McGonagall and I have to stake out her office to make sure you get back to your room safely. And hopefully not stumble into Myrtle’s bathroom to try her next batch of toilet wine like last time.”

“Oh,” Hermione contemplated him like a 3-Michelin star prize dish. “How come we didn’t see you then!”

“I mentioned you are off your gourd right?” he reminded her. “Why do you think I was right behind you?”

“Oh yeah... Is this interest?” Hermione pointed between them.

“I suppose... No. Yes. Yes, it is.” Tom stated.

“Good, invite me in then. Let’s sleep together,” Hermione wafted him away to open the door.

Unlike malleable and friendly smoke though, he stayed. The bastard.

“I don’t think that’s a good idea,” he said.

“Probably not,” Hermione retorted, “But you shouldn’t go trying new things this far into your many lives. It’s bad for your back.”

“What?” he flexed in a perplexed fashion.

“For!” Hermione cheered with a clap of her hands. “Come on, then. We’ll make it a competition. I bet I can sleep so much better than you-u-u,” she ended it on a yawn to prove her point.

Tom looked at her like a puppy looks at a tennis ball in the hand of its best friend. “Oh, Hermione. Okay, sure. I’ll take that bet.”

And he opened the door.

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TO DO

masterlist

ATEEZ:

Altar Boys Altered Boys (We’re The Thing Love Destroys) - WooSan

Aurora - 2Ho

Baby Baby You’re A Carmel Macchiato - San

Because I Met You I Draw A Bigger Picture - ATEEZ

(Don’t You Know I’m A) Boss That Leads You - WooSanSang

But You Won’t Do The Same - San

Dancing Like Butterfly Wings - WooSanSang

Do You Wanna Run Away Too? (All I Really Want Is You) - Hongjoong

Forever Fight As One - Seonghwa

I Will Become The Spring To Your Smiles - Mingi

Lonely Hearts - Mingi

Maybe You’ll Love Yourself (Like I Love You) - Hongjoong

Moments Like This - SanGi

One Day at a Time - ATEEZ

Pirate King - SeongJoong

Soon May The Wellerman Come -Yeosang

Spare Me What You Think (Tell Me A Lie) - SeongJoong

Star 1117 - SeongJoong

Sunrise - WooSanHwa

THANXX - ATEEZ

Think You’re Ready For The Monster Monster - JongSan

This Is Our Fate, I’m Yours - SanGi

Twilight - WooSan

Wave - YunGi

We Will Make This Love Together - San

Where’d You Wanna Go? How Much You Wanna Risk? - WooSanHwa

Wonderland - SanGi

(Roger That) Yes Sir I’ll Protect Them - Jongho

Your Red Lipstick - Wooyoung

You’re Not A Constant Star - SeongJoong

BIGBANG:

Monster - G-Dragon

We’re Classic Together (Like Egyptian Gold) - G-Dragon

BTS:

Agust D - Suga

Angel or Devil (What Should I Choose?) - Jimin

Best Years - TaeGiKook

Blood, Sweat & Tears - TaeJin

Don’t Leave - TaeGi

Dynamite - VMinKook

Euphoria - Jungkook

Filter - Jimin

Get The Ink, Get The Pen (Let’s Sign It) - J-Hope

Home - RM

How Did We End Up Here? - TaeGi

I Just Wanna Give You Love - VKook

I Want To Write You A Song - YoonKook

It’s Where My Demons Hide - BTS

Just One Day - YoonKook

Lights - TaeJin

Magic Shop - NamJin

Mikrokosmos -KookMin

My Feet Don’t Dance Like They Did With You - JinKook

My Heart’s Already Breaking (Go On Twist The Knife) - TaeGi

Play Pretend - Suga

Plz Don’t Be Sad - Suga

Pretty Words (On The Tip Of My Tongue) - VMinKook

Save ME - VKook

Speed Demon - VKook

That Should Be Me (Holding Your Hand) - YoonKook

The Truth Untold - Taegi

They Say Love Is Pain (Let’s Hurt Tonight) - V

Too Bad (But It’s Too Sweet) - V

We Are Bulletproof: The Eternal - BTS

Welcome To The House of Fun - TaeJin

What Can I Do? - VMin

Yo Ho Ahoy and Avast - KookMin

You and I (We Don’t Wanna Be Like Me) - VMinKook

Zero O’Clock - HopeKook

EXO:

2nd Grade (Maths Problems) - Baekhyun

Baby Don’t Cry - Chanyeol

Be Combative or Be Sweet Cherry Pie - BaekYeol

Blooming Day - Chen

Don’t Go - Tao

Heaven Knows I’m Falling (I Can Never Be The Same) - Kai

I Can’t Stand The Rain - XiuBaek

I Just Hit The Lotto - Kai

It Will Wet Your Wings - KaiBaek

Lost In Reality -Tao

Lotto - Lay

Moonlight - LuChen

My Answer - XiuChen

Peter Pan - Tao

Ring-a-Ring O Rosie (Whoever Gets The Closest) - Kai

She’s In A Long Black Coat Tonight - Chen

The Moonlight Fills Your Eyes - ChanKai

The One - Xiumin

Twenty Four - ChanKai

Unfair - Baekhyun

Wolf - Lay

GOT7:

I Wish I Was (Beside You) - Jackson

Just Right - BamBam

Miracle - Jinyoung

School Life (Again Today) - BamBam

Take A Sip From My Secret Potion - JB

(Remember All The Memories) The Fireflies and Make Believe - BamBam

HIGHLIGHT:

Prince Charming (Ridicule Is Nothing To Be Scared Of) - Gikwang

iKON:

I Feel So Right Doing The Wrong Thing - Bobby Monsta X: I Will Borrow The Skies - Jooheon. This Way, That Way, Forwards, Backwards (Over The Irish Sea) - Wonho

NCT:

All My Moments Want You - MarkHyuck

And I Still Want You - LuMark

Assemble - Lucas

Baby Don’t Like It - MarkHyuck

Baby Don’t Stop - Tae Ten

Baby We Two Distant Strangers - Yuta

Born To Be Wild - Haechan

BOSS - LuWoo

But My Heart Goes - Lucas

Candle Light - MarkSung

Can’t Even Talk, Still Stuttering - LuWoo

Complete - LuWin

Daisy Daisy (Give Me Your Answer Do) - Jaemin

Dance Around The Living Room (Lose Me In The Sight Of You) - JohnTenKun

Dear DREAM - NCT DREAM

Dream A Little Dream Of Me - LuWoo

Dream Glow - Yangyang

Drifting, Drifting, Drifting - Jungwoo

Everything Has Changed - Ten

Everything I Didn’t Say - NCT

Fireflies - NoMin

Fly Away With Me - MarkHyuck

Fool’s Gold - YuWinIl

Goodnight Sweetheart - Jeno

Grow Up - TaeTen

Hakuna Matata - LuWin

Hello Future - Renjun

Hold Me In Your Arms Tonight - MarkYong

Home - WayV

Howling At The Moon - JohnTen

Hugs and Kisses - Johnny

I Can’t Stop My Hand From Shaking - Jungwoo

(I’m Waking Up) I Feel It In My Bones - Taeyong

I Hate This After Dark - Mark

I Have Loved You Since We Were 18 - JaeYong

I Hear Them Coming For You - Jaemin

I Tend To Glow When You Are By My Side - NCT

I Want To Write You A Song - RenLe

If I Ask You If You Love Me (Lie To Me) - Jaemin

If I Could Fly - TaeTen

I’ll Be Right Here Beside You For Life - ChenJi

I’ll Be Your Genie - NoMin

I’ll Make This Feel Like Home - Shotaro

I’m A Wolf and You’re A Beauty - Jaehyun

I’m Giving Up On You (Say Something) - NoRenMin

I’ve Never Seen You In The Daylight - Jungwoo

Kick It - Taeyong

Killing Me - Yuta

La La Love - RenHyuck

Long Way Home - MarkHyuckWoo

Lost - Yangyang

Love Talk - TenWin

Lover of Mine - Winwin

Make A Wish - Shotaro

Misfit - Sungchan

Most Nights I Hardly Sleep When I’m Alone - Haechan

Music, Dance - Sungchan

My First and Last - MarkNo

My Flower - Haechan

My Heart Is Blind (But I Don’t Care) - MinSung

New Heroes - Ten

No Longer - Taeil

Not Alone - JohnMark

Of Guns and Roses - Renjun

Perche Tu Stasera Sei Perfetta Per Me - Mark

Punch - JohnJae

Puzzle Piece - NCT DREAM

Remember When I Broke You Down To Tears - RenMarkHyuck

Requiem - Jisung

Ridin - NoMinSung

Smooth Like A, Like A Snake - Doyoung

SOMEONE’S SOMEONE - Kun

Stop. Rewind. Turn Back Time - Winwin

Superhuman - YuMark

Take Off - LuWin

The Internet Is Great - TenWin

The Sun Will Shine Through - Ten

This Is Halloween - Taeyong

Till The Love Runs Out - Shotaro

TOUCH - MarkYong

Touch Me When The Sun Goes Down - NoRenMin

Wait For Me To Come Home - LuWooMark

Waited For Your Reply (Here In The Pouring Rain) - SungTaro

We Almost Rolled The Dice - Winwin

We Got That (Power) - Jaehyun

What Can I Do? - Jisung

Whatever It Take - JaeYong

WHO DO U LOVE? - YuWin

Wildflower - Haechan

With Great Power - Winwin

With You - Mark

You and I Go Hard At Each Other (Like We Going To War) - Chenle

You Are My Soulmate(s) - MarkHyuckHei

(This Is Our Sanctuary) You Are Safe With Me - ChenJi

You Became My Crown - MarkYong

You’ll Find Me In The Region Of The Summer Stars - Jaehyun

You’re My Everything - Kun

You’re The One I Want For Christmas - Xiaojun

You’re Unfair - TenWin

ONEUS:

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle All The Way - Hwanwoong

Princely Duties - Hwanwoong

Spooky Scary Skeletons - Ravn

Stay Oh (Baby Touch Me) - Hwanwoong

SEVENTEEN:

A Tiger Inside - SoonHoon

Call Call Call! - Hoshi

Extreme Musical Statues - JiGyu

Fallin Flower - JunHao

Fear - Meanie

Giving All My Secrets Away - MingSoon

Home - Dino

How Can I Love You? (If You Don’t Talk To Me) - SoonHoon

Hug - SoonHoon

I’m A Lost Boy - Woozi

Lay You Head On Me - Joshua

Love Letter - JiGyu

My My - Woozi

Smile Flower - Woozi

Snap Shoot - 2JiCheol

Splish Splash - Hoshi

Titanium - Meanie

SHINee:

Cafe Latte - Taemin

Good Evening - Onew

I Growl At You - Taemin

I Will Fight, I Will Fight For You - Taemin

Lucifer - JongTae

Our Page - Jonghyun

Witch - Taemin

SPEED:

Welcome To The Circus - Sungmin

Stray Kids:

A Sign of the Times - Felix

Astronaut - Bang Chan

Authorized Personnel Only (Back Door) - ChanLix

BEWARE - Bang Chan

Burger and Sandwich, Coffee and Tea - ChangLix

District 9 - Lee Know

Finders Keepers Losers Weepers - Bang Chan

I Need Someone - Seungmin

I Want To Breathe You In Like A Vapour - I.N

I’m Sorry (My Handwriting Isn’t Pretty) - ChangLix

Insomnia - ChanLix

I’ve Been To The Year 3000 - 2Chan

Levanter - Han

Little Steps - Han

My Side - Felix

Never Ending Story - JiLix

Please Baby Get Away From Me (I’m Poison) - Changbin

Spaces Between Us - Lee Know

The Story of My Life - 3RACHA

We’re Not Alright But I’ll Pretend - Felix

SuperM:

Better Days - KaiMark

Big Chance - TaemTen

(When I’m With You) Danger Seems Like A Good Thing - TaeKai

Even When I Lose I’m Winning - TaeKai

Please Excuse My Writing - TaemTen

The Only Heaven I’ll Be Sent To - KaiMark

Tiger Inside - SuperM

To You In The Distant Future - SuperM

Who Do You Love? (Is It Him or Me?) - KaiMark

Yeah Superhuman! - TaemTen

TXT:

0x1=LOVESONG (I Know I Love You) - Yeonjun

Blue Hour - Yeonjun Dubaddu Wari Wari - Taehyun

Flip It On Me Say I Think Too Much - Huening Kai I Know I Could Lie (But I’m Telling The Truth) - Taehyun I Know I Love You - Yeonjun I Know You Don’t Give Two Fucks - Beomgyu (Sorry) I’m An Antiromantic - TaeGyu I’m A Loser - Soobin Loving You Is A Losing Game - Yeonjun

Magic - TXT

Oh My God (He’s A Really Bad Boy) - Yeonjun PUMA - TXT

Run Away - Huening Kai

Running Down To The Riptide - Huening Kai Small Town Boy (In A Big Arcade) - YeonBin

VIXX:

Fantasy - Neo

Hyde - LR

On and On - Leo

Thank You For My Love - Leo

Series:

The Power Within - Baekyeol

1-MAMA 2-POWER 3-OVERDOSE 4-LUCKY ONE 5-MONSTER FINALE-OBSESSION

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Daughter of the Honorable Thief - Harry Hook x Hood!reader - part 15 - Lying bitches and Group chats

Harry raised his brow as Aaron glared at him from the other side of the room, the other teen had been more aggressive at Harry ever since he returned from the Sherwood forest fair.

Harry sighed, ignoring the glare and going back to his notes for algebra.

“Hello~” a voice purred suddenly from beside him, Harry mentally frowned and slowly looked up, his shoulders dropping and a glare settling.

Lila had decided it was a good idea to sit next to him and try to flirt. She fluttered her eyes and trailed her fingertips across the table counter, licking her lips flirtatiously “I haven’t seen you around before? I would know if such a handsome guy like you had been around”

Harry let out a dark chuckle, the green-eyed girl faltering for a moment, eyes widening as Harry gave a sharp grin and a harsh glare. “too bad I know who yeh are huh? Lie-la~”

Lila suddenly stood, tears starting to pour from her eyes “I knew it! Erza and (y/n) lied to you! They-they abused-“ Harry let out a snarl, standing suddenly, making Lila squeak as Harry towered over her. She hadn't expected for harry to be as imposing as he was.

“cut the crap yeh cunt, I know what yeh did ta Erza and I'm not interested in yer lies, besides I'm an isle kid, I know how ta lie like its breathing, yeh think I cant tell when someone's lying ta me? Go try it on some other poor soul yeh bitch”

Lila's jaw dropped, never before had she been talked to like that, “you-how boorish-“ Lila squeaked as Harry reached for his waist, and in a flash, the curve of his hook was inches from her nose.

“yeh might wa’nna get a move on lassie” Harry chuckled darkly “I don’t have a care fer people like yeh” Lila stared at him with fear-ridden eyes before she turned and bolted out of the study hall.

Harry snorted and rolled his eyes, packing up his work and books and heading out of study hall, glaring back at Aaron as the other teen continued to glare at him.

Harry stopped as he saw Aaron's eyes flash purple, but harry shook it off, taking out his phone and texting the group chat.

Mr.Cookie -I officially hate Lila >:(

It was a moment before Erza replied first.

Marriedtocake -u officially met her huh? Yeah shes a bitch, luckily she hasn’t spotted me yet

Marriedtocake -…somehow

Harry snorted, remembering the small explanation Erza had given him and the others about Lila's abuse.

If he had anything to do about it, Lila would be running for the hills away from Auradon.

Wait, why was his name-

Mr.Cookie - WHY IS MY NAME MR COOKIE?!

Gillyboi - Hook sounds like Cookie, and Erza said Hookie that one time so, Cookie~

Mr.Cookie - that makes no fkin sense

Hawkeye - deal with it mr.cookie, ur not getting out of it until we find a more funny nickname for u

Mr.Cookie - why is (y/n)’s name cool?!

Hawkeye - because im cool

Seagoddess - Cookie stfu im in class rn

Mr.cookie - FKIN UMA U TOO, AHHHHHHH

Mr.Cookie has been muted by Seagoddess

Marriedtocake - HA

Harry pouted as his messages wouldn't go through, he looked up, grinning as me made eye contact with (y/n) who glared at him

Hawkeye - u idiots he-fukoasjdfsodhg

Hawkeye - UMA HOW FUCKING DARE U

Seagoddess - heh

Gillyboi - Cookie stole (y/n)s phoooone

Seagoddess - we know gil

Piratequeen has entered the chat

Piratequeen - wtf is happening I leave for two minutes and you all descend into chaos

Hawkeye - MAKE UMA UNMUTE HARRY

Piratequeen - Harry get off (y/n)s phone

Hawkeye - NOT UNTIL UMA UNMUTES ME

Piratequeen - at least stop the caps lock

Hawkeye - NEVER

Seagoddess unmuted Mr.Cookie

Mr.Cookie renamed Mr.Cookie to Harryisabitchboi

Hawkeye - HEY

Harryisabitchboi - GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE THEN

Gillyboi - (y/n) stole harrys phone

Seagoddess - thank you gil, but harry give (y/n) her phone back

Hawkeye - NO THEN YOULL MUTE ME AGAIN

Harryisabitchboi - GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK U FUCK

Hawkeye - MAKE ME

Gillyboi -ooooh those some fighting words

Hawkeye sent a photo

Piratequeen - harry she will beat your ass don’t tempt her

Harryisabitchboi - TOO FUCKING LATE

Hawkeye - WAIT IM SORYISGHHHHHHHHH

Gillyboi - annnnnd (y/n)s chasing harry around the campus

Seagoddess - I can see them from class

Piratequeen - just let them fight it out

Marriedtocake - XDXDXD found em, (y/n) is on Harry's back smacking him

Seagoddess - HA

Uma looked out her class window, smirking as she watched (y/n) wrap her legs around Harry's waist and smack at his head, Erza a few feet behind them and cackling, holding up her phone to record the spectacle.

“idiots” Uma chuckled, turning back to the teacher and continuing to take notes.

She heard a low audible groan from the class as the classroom door opened and someone stepped in. she looked up, freezing as Lila stepped into the room, a soft smile on her face.

Ooooh, Uma could see a fake bitch from a thousand miles away.

And that was a fake bitch.

Seagoddess - guess who just stepped into my class

Marriedtocake - u fucking serious? First, she bugs harry now shes in ur class? Christ

Marriedtocake - she better leave u alone or im throwing hands fuck my trauma

Harryisabitchboi - erza no

Marriedtocake - ERZA YES I WILL KICK ASS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.

Uma sputtered, a blush rising across her face, Ezra just called her her girlfriend…..and it sounded nice.

Fuuck

Hawkeye - erza please leave it, Uma please tell me there's not an empty seat next to you

Seagoddess - nope, the only seat is near the back.

Uma looked up as Lila turned to the teacher and touched her ears “oh Mr. Crawford, I have tinnitus and it's hard for me to hear if maybe someone can switch seats with me?”

The teacher just gave her a look “Ms. Lila, we have your full file including your pathological lying, please go sit down before you make a fool of yourself” Lila turned pale and she looked down at the floor as she speed-walked to her seat, her ears turning dark as the class snickered at her failed to try at the teacher.

Uma smirked, glancing back down at her phone.

Seagoddess - teach knows about her shit, sent her to the only empty seat after she tried saying she had tinnitus

Marriedtocake - HAHAHA!!!!

Marriedtocake - MY YEARS OF BITCHING TO THE SCHOOL COUNCIL HAS PAID OFF

Marriedtocake - EVERYONE KNOWS SHES FULL OF SHIT

Hawkeye - we must celebrate! meet at Tiana's café after school!

Several people are typing….

Mr.Cookie - Yes ma’am

Gillyboi - aye sir!

Seagoddess - alright then

Piratequeen - k

Marriedtocake - look at harry being all polite~ after hood kicked ur ass~

Mr.Cookie - shuuuut the fuck up

Uma chucked again and pocketed her phone, tuning back into the teachers droning about the history of pixie hollow.

“to the bitches downfall~!” Erza cheered, holding up her frappuccino in the air, the rest of the group cheered with her, raising their drinks.

“and to not failing our tests next week” Uma snorted, Harry and Erza groaning at that.

“don’ remind meh” Harry huffed, sipping at his mocha.

“How bout a study night tomorrow?” you suggested, bitting into your sandwich “gods knew we all need a set time for studying or else it'll never get done”

“true that” Erza chuckled, leaning back in her chair, the front legs lifting off the floor.

“Erza?” Erza’s eyes widened and she slowly turned around, her shoulders dropping as she made eye contact with Lila. “you, you’re still he-?”

“I'm still here? Yes Lila, I'm not as weak as you thought I was” Erza snapped, standing up and cutting off Lila by a few inches “now what do you want?”

“well I” Lila stuttered, eyes running up and down Erza’s body “I was wondering if you wanted to talk?”

“she” Uma interrupted her, standing from the table and walking over to Erza, tossing her arm around her waist “is going to be spending time with her girl, no time for you sweetheart” Uma purred, knowing Erza’s cheeks were now pink.

“you?” Lilas lip curled in disgust “why would she with someone….like you?”

Uma let out a dangerous chuckle, Harry's insane laughter popping in. Lila's eyes went wide as she finally noticed the rest of you, including the bright, eyed harry and Harriet staring at her, sharp smirks on their faces “yeh never wan’ ta anger a sea witch lassie, they aren’t ta be trifled with”

Lila's eyes snapped back to Uma, taking a step back from the glowering sea witch. “you-you're the daughter-“

“daughter of Ursula~” Uma purred, giving Lila a low bow “ now, leave” Uma's necklace gave a low glowing pulse, sending Lila out the door and down the road, away from the group of friends. “good riddance” Uma huffed, tugging Erza back into a chair and leaning on her shoulder.

“she's a right off bitch” you muttered, holding your hand up to Uma for a high five “nicely done by the way Uma” Uma smirked and smacked her hand into yours.

“back to the original topic” Harriet sighed, setting down her iced coffee “study night? Where?”

“my room” you perked up, finishing off your caramel frappe and setting it on our leg “it’s the biggest and I have a lot of snacks already in my room”

“Alright, hoods room it is tomorrow night! Then after that video game!” Erza cheered, the rest of the group cheering with her.

“sounds good” Uma hummed.

“so for now, let's go to the arcade cuz im bored” you suggested, raising your brow at the others, Gil and Harry's eyes glinting with excitement at your suggestion.

“that ALSO sounds good” Uma chuckled, standing from her seat and nodding her head out to the road “lets go”

“yeet!” Erza cried, hopping from her seat and running out the door, the rest of you following after her.

-end of part 15-

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devilsskettle · 3 years

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can i ask u to elaborate on ur feelings/notes about swallow? i rly liked it and i would love to hear another person’s thoughts!!

yes! i’m so glad you asked, i was just writing about it actually!

the main two things i think this movie has going for it are the visual appeal and the strength of the acting. every shot in this movie seemed intentional and considered thoroughly, none of them seemed unnecessary or even boring to look at. everything from the set and costume design to the camera work was well done. i think that’s really impressive! most films don’t have that kind of intentionality. it felt kind of like “wes anderson does a psychological thriller” lol but not in a way that felt distracting to me. also the actress who plays hunter, haley bennett, did such a good job of conveying her as a character, and with so much nuance to her emotions. i also think it’s thematically interesting, the way it explores ideas about health, bodily autonomy, financial inequality (this is another “rich people suck” movie), gender, i could go on but you get the idea. it’s very gothic in a lot of ways, discussing the confinement of and violence towards women in the domestic sphere, especially the entitlement to their bodies and ideas about motherhood. i’ve also rarely seen stories about pika but i think here it’s framed in a sympathetic and respectful light that points out its seriousness but doesn’t place the blame on the person who struggles with it, which is a good way to handle any mental health issue in stories imo. i also think it’s rare to have abortion portrayed as a neutral choice that is right in certain circumstances so i think it did that well enough (there have been several movies/tv series in recent years that also discuss abortion without bias so it’s hardly revolutionary but i still like the way they went about it). however, i didn’t love the direction the movie went, i was hoping for more horror than that, in fact the only reason i think it’s labeled a psychological thriller is because people aren’t used to seeing pika portrayed and while it’s a scary problem to have, i don’t think the movie as a whole feels like a thriller. it feels more like a drama about marriage and mental health, if maybe a little bit more intense for that genre. like you can tell it’s intended to be a thriller based on the tone and everything, but the story itself doesn’t back that up. also it only really gets at surface level issues, and gives you a clear reason and solution for her problem (reason: guilt about the method of her conception + problems with her home life + pregnancy. result: pika. solution: confront father + leave husband + abortion. i wish it hadn’t been that simple)

which brings me to: the things i would’ve changed about it or liked to see more:

1. they opened the movie with several close up shots of food and i thought that would be a motif that they carried through the movie, which it was with the items that hunter ate, but not with actual food. like i thought in the birthday party scene, they would have a close up shot of the tray of sandwiches she was carrying, for example. i would’ve liked to see that and how by treating both the food and the objects the same way visually it would blur the line between the two, also i just think it would be visually appealing

2. i’m uncomfortable with the way they portrayed getting mental health help, with the therapist breaking confidentiality and the family of her husband coercing her into checking into an inpatient facility, even though imo that’s exactly where she needed to be (she almost died! she should’ve been in more intensive treatment). i don’t mind the therapist thing as much because it shows how money can open any door and how alone hunter was, but there’s nothing wrong with having to go to a psych ward even if it feels like an extreme step so it kind of felt bad to me but maybe i’m just hypersensitive about that kind of thing

3. again, i wanted it to go darker. i wanted for her to snap at the end and do something fucked up to her husband or his family. honestly i didn’t mind the ending, i thought the bathroom scene under the credits was a very strong final shot, but the narrative after she leaves the hotel feels like it diverts into soap opera melodrama territory. in some ways i like the ending but i wished it had something else to it

4. i wish we got to see more of hunter’s real personality but i think that’s difficult when she’s so isolated. maybe in some of the therapy scenes she could open up more and we’d see more past the facade (besides when she’s having a breakdown, which is also not indicative of her “real” personality)

5. the fact that we get to hear from her father and very little from her mother - none of which is positive - is a little bit questionable to me given that he raped her and we see him humanized and her - maybe not dehumanized, but she’s framed as not being a very good mother, at least to hunter, despite what she says about it. but it’s also surprising and moving in unexpected ways to see her confront the real person face to face instead of literally carrying around the image that she has of him and never really dealing with it, and it also shows that what he did and who he was when he did it was truly pathetic and entitled and massively harmful to both hunter and her mother and potentially to the family he has now, and also there’s not some magical line that separates “normal” people from people who do terrible things to other people, they’re also just people, which isn’t to say “we should forgive them and give them another chance! they’re only human,” more like “you are a person who is capable of hurting others so think about your actions and hold yourself accountable for them.” so i don’t know if it works or if it doesn’t work for me, i maybe have to sit with that one a little longer

6. while i think this movie is better, it does feel like it’s potentially getting into promising young women territory with the pastel aesthetic, focus on women, and shallowness of the storytelling (everything in either of these movies stays very surface level imo). i think it’s a much better movie but still there were parts that felt pretty meh in the same ways

that having been said, it’s a movie i think is going to stick with me and i definitely think it’s worth a watch for anyone curious, but if you’re not already curious, i don’t think you’re missing out so terribly much if you skip it

if you enjoyed this movie (or even were just interested in its themes) here’s some things i would recommend checking out: the yellow wallpaper by charlotte perkins gilman (a woman experiences a mental breakdown after being shut away in her room to recover from “hysteria” while suffering from postpartum depression), white is for witching by helen oyeyemi (also deals with pika as well as horror in domestic spaces), the invisible man 2020 (i feel like these movies have a lot of overlap - isolated glass houses on a cliffside, abusive/possessive men that they have to escape both of whom threaten to - or actually do - hunt them down, a woman experiencing a serious problem that no one takes seriously and is threatened with - or actually experience - institutionalization, commentary on wealth and autonomy), wide sargasso sea by jean rhys (after reading jane eyre of course! follows the character of bertha from jane eyre during her childhood, the early days of her relationship with rochester, and the breakdown of that relationship - similar in relationship with her husband, etc)

anyway yeah that’s all i have to say about it for now but i’d love to hear what you think about it!

#swallow 2019 #swallow

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phoebehalliwell · 3 years

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AU Chris is Paige and Richard’s son. What would his power be? What about Chris’ relationships with his parents?

chris being paige and richard’s son would like totally explain why he’s Like That actually that would be a great au so once again i’m gonna bring up my conspiracy theory that richard was dosed with the blood of some greater being as a baby by his parents in the hopes of making some superwitch but as we all know from dr curtis williamson of astral monkey fame receiving the blood of someone more powerful than u can create some disastrous consequences, which i believe is exactly what we see with richard and his fucked up relationship to magic given richards advanced powers (namely conjuration) and also the fact that the montana family probably didn't want it to be obvious that they y'know experimented on their kid imma say richard was somehow infused with avatar blood, seeing as they were basically unknown beings until s7, so no one would really be able to id his powers. i also think that explains how we saw richard get so insanely powerful towards the end like in i dream of phoebe he was even able to manifest a teleportation power through conjuration bc as we learned, avatars draw their power from a collective, so i’m positing that having a relationship with paige especially like y'know it's physical there's an intense emotional element that we see she even lives with him so like. it's a Relationship™. yeah that whole relationship only added to his own powers as paige sorta became his collective (i don't think this takes away from paige's powers at all more like if you shine a flashlight into a mirror it bounces back that light it's not taking away any light from the flashlight it's simply using what it was given to create more if that makes sense like in the abstract we don’t need to talk the physics of how light is reflected think of this in vague terms) so uh yeah that’s what’s up i think if richard did not have avatar blood he would just be a normal telekinetic which is a power we see him display at various points at just sort of a normal level couple that with the fact that paige is also a telekinetic and i think it is very safe to say that their child would have telekinesis i think telekinesis is the brown eyes of the magical world the dominant gene in the punnett square or whatever 7th grade was a long time ago i also think they are bound to some sort of teleportation power as both paige and richard can teleport i’d love to see it me some hybrid between fading and orbing as they are the first witchlightvatar i feel like they should have something wholly unique to show for it for another active power projection is an option as it is very close to conjuration while simultaneously being a power in the warren line but i wouldn’t want to give chris the same power as wyatt tho seeing as chris is a family name from leo’s side it wouldn’t quite make sense whenever i write about a paige/richard child i always call them bennie named after richard’s father which i think still works as chris is also named after his paternal grandfather but yeah the point i was making is having bennie travel through time and like exist in like this juxtaposition with wyatt idk i feel like it’s not as fun if they have the same power set so maybe i’ll take richards conjuring and modify it to match paige’s past life and say conjuring the elements? the entire montana family line seems to have energy balls as a power so like . that could add to that theory maybe. like the evil enchantress could conjuring lightning i think the avatars also had lightning powers but i think that was purely a leo addition and an elder power and paige has no ties to an elder status so. idk. i sorta like the conjuring the elements power i do think richard is the firstborn of his generation and paige is technically sam’s firstborn so i think they both get Legacy Points there and then bennie would go on to be the first born in the montana line so i think that could justify very op power like conjuring the elements i think that they would inherit some of richard’s mania to some degree i mean as we know there is a genetic component to addiction and both paige and richard have suffered from it but i think since the foreign blood is a) diluted and b) in a host with a greater power capacity (as we know, witches get stronger with every generation and adding a charmed one into the mix is definitely an added boost) i don’t think those genes would manifest themselves in the way they did with like richards obsession with magic however i think substance abuse and also probably and anxiety disorder are very much on the table if we’re talking bennie replaces chris as the one to come from the dark future quite frankly this kid’s gonna be more that a little fucked up bc lord knows nothing stable ever happened there i also think they wouldn’t be nearly as good of a liar as chris as i think they’re gonna have ten times more impulsivity i also think they wouldn’t tip toe around the truth so much like i know chris is really anxious about like negatively impacting the future i do not think bennie would give nearly as much of a shit like the future already sucks that’s why i’m here so Sit Down bc i have some Very Bad News for y’all i think like within the first ten episodes of season six bennie would have already made it very obvious that wyatt goes full dark no stars due to something that’s about to happen i do think they would wanna keep it under wraps about their specific lineage bc like they’re here to change a whole lot of things but i think they’d still like to exist at the end of the day but i do think that phoebe would find out and the news would spread i think in the light future without an evil wyatt bennie would not end up remotely as fucked up as they also probz wouldn’t be an orphan which i imagine is really likely in their dark future i think richard would strip his magic and live as a mortal but still teach bennie what he knows about magic and potion making bc like. he’s well verse. there are also a lot of montana traditions and secret recipes i think he would want to pass down but like not for one second i think richard would regret stripping his powers i think he would be making a potion with his kid and just be like yeah i’m so glad i’m not actually magical anymore this is just like making weird soup i’m not getting weird vibes and strange jolts of magic and funny voice in my head there’s no pressure to get it right if it’ll work or not i’m just here throwing ingredients in a cauldron w my kid : ) i also think richard would get like hella into tai chi or something very focused on medicine and alternative healing styles oh richard like paige was definitely also a pothead in high school but the point is bennie would be like very well versed in meditation and what’s it called not aromatherapy but like. apothecary? herbaltherapy? plantohealing? you know that thing people are into like teas and herbs that fuckin uhh help with colds and stuff basically like the non magical properties of the world in fact i think they’d be the most knowledgeable out of anyone from gen2 on like nonmagical uses for things like there are mortal ways to solve problems that can work just fine and i think yeah bennie does know richard’s past and the issues with magic i think that that’s something that personally scares them not enough to like not practice but like enough that they don’t ever like use magic for unnecessary purposes like they will Not be telekinetically closing the manor door shut at the end of the season they will be closing the door like a normal person that type of thing. in regards to a relationship with paige i think in the trying to fix the future part of this au bennie would get really close to paige bc like again paige probably was murdered in the dark future but i don’t think bennie would be like chris like she’s just gonna die so why get close i think bennie would really utilized the time that they do have to just like. be with their mom. i think paige would definitely be freaked to like be a mom bc she’s like woah i’m not that old and like have a 22 year old call you mom like definitely ages you but like i do think paige would see a lot of herself in her kid especially as this version of bennie like grew up really without parents and like this that and the other they’d also really remind paige of the kids she saw at social services and i do think paige would be very like mom-y around her kid like i would not describe paige as a motherly woman i would never call her the mom friend but like around bennie she like goes full mom like cuts crusts off sandwiches and everything mode (piper and phoebe find it fucking hilarious)

#really love the idea of a paige richard kid #which i have talked about before on this blog #i also like really like richard he was done so dirty #but like he could have been something man #whatever underrated character #charmed #paige matthews #richard montana #paige x richard #bennie montana #💌#au

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reyofgreenplaces · 5 years

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REYLO FIC RECS PART V

In the year of our lords, Adam Driver and Rian Johnson, I am coming out with probably my longest and most comprehensive reylo fanfic rec list to date (about a hundred more under the break ;). Each fic has been read by yours truly, sorted into three parts as per usual under au's, in- universe, and completed. Each will be accompanied by the title, author(s), chapter count, and a short synopsis and notes. This fic list is only the start of a more ambitious project I'm working on that will further filter my fanfic lists to more specific types: long fanfics, genre fanfics (angsty, mystery, funny, fluffy, etc.), one-shots, and many more! So I hope you enjoy this one with many new additions and some familiar faces and keep an eye out for my new lists coming out soon!

(These are pretty much all explicit fics, cuz I’m a thirsty B)

In-Universe:

Forbidden: koderenn (24/?)

Canon Divergence/Senator Ben/Jedi Rey/Forbidden Relationship, very angsty

A balance of chaos: JaneofJakku (20/?)

Post TLJ/Enemies to Friends to lovers

Reset to Default: selunchen (17/28)

Canon Divergence/ Suspicious Prince Ben/ Angry Jedi Rey

The Tether: ClasseySpanks (30/40)

Post TLJ/Enemies to Friends to Lovers

Allegiance: Have_A_Biscuit (26/30)

Canon Divergence/King of Alderaan Ben/Jedi Rey

The Beauty of a Secret: caisha (15/?)

Canon Divergence/Jedi Ben & Rey/Heavy Smut/Heavy Angst

The Girl From Nowhere: SouthSideStory (6/?)

Post TLJ/Conflicted Rey/Big Asshole Ben/Heavy Angst

Footnotes: Camucia (20/22)

Post TLJ/Rey finds Ben’s bad poetry

The Bond that Ties Us: moontear (120/?)

Post TLJ/super long fic

Alternate Universe:

In Living Memory: SpaceWaffleHouseTM (30/32)

Immortal Ben & Rey/ Enemies to Friends to Lovers over centuries AU

Believe it or not: P_dunton (4/?)

Soulmate/Miscommunication/Heavy angst AU

Glory's Fray: avidvampirehunter (53/75)

Gladiator/servant AU

Ashfall: SpaceWaffleHouseTM (6/14)

Rival geologists/Forced together for science AU

Lie to me: ssalemghostss (18/?)

Rival Gang town AU, angsty

Mint to be: fettuccine_alfreylo (4/?)

Reylogan Sugar Daddy AU, very fluffy and sexy

Give me time: TheAfterglow (11/?)

Wedding singer AU

Her Killing Moon: Angelic_Hellraiser (21/23)

Vampire/werewolf war AU

Need a big God (big enough to fill you up): jedihbic, sapphiresunset, thumosren (8/?)

Sugar daddy AU

Where we left off: coffeeandcigarettesplease (8/10)

Young Rey has a crush on Ben, Ben goes off to war, comes back and feelings are felt.

Dear Mr. President: crossingwinter (2/15)

Soulmate/Political Life AU

Mating Systems, Reproductive Success, and Sexual Selection in Secretive Species: A Case Study of the Wild Ahch-to Omega: NewerConstellations (17/20)

ABO/Scientist Ben/Wild Omega Rey

The Witch in the Wood: HarpiaHarpyja, Inmyownidiom (13/18)

Knight Ben/ Witch Rey

What's Your Damage: Enterprisingly (5/22)

Dungeons & Dragons Roleplaying AU

Matchmaker, Matchmaker: meeda (8/10)

Matchmaker Rey/ Divorce Lawyer Ben AU

Queen of Alderaan: bunilicious (5/10)

Queen Rey/Usurper Ben AU

Fixer Upper: MyJediLife (3/?)

Southern single lady Rey/ House contractor Ben AU

Landscape with a blur of conquerors: diasterisms (63/65)

Post TLJ/arranged marriage AU

When these moon met the sun in the sky: RebelRebel (16/20)

Feudal Japan fantasy; childhood sweethearts/separated, emperor/samurai AU

Refuse Me: Autonomee (4/?)

ABO/ Private School/ Hidden Identity AU

A Spy’s Game: InfiniteBlackRose (30/?)

American Revolution/Opposite Sides AU

Dystopia: Cosmogonika (25/?)

Cyberpunk/Blade Runner AU

Find my nest of salt, everything’s my fault: Like_A_Dove (15/?)

POV from Ben of We Could Plant a House

The Sun Never Sets: asfragileasasword (7/?)

Professor/Student AU

You Should See Me in Crown: 3todream3 (5/8)

ABO King Ben/Handmaiden Rey, angsty

Aegis (In This World or Any Other): Lucidlucy (15/30)

Hades/Persephone AU

Land’s End: Hagen (3/?)

Part Two for Salt in the Blood Series

Shift the Tide: AdriannaXVI (3/?)

Shapeshifter AU

Let’s Get Together: KyloTrashForever, ohwise1ne (4/8)

ABO/Camp Counselors AU

All the Money in the World: HerSistersKeeper (17/?)

Rich Bitch Rey/ Rich Bitch Disaster Ben

Say it With Sugar: fettuccine_alfreylo (18/20)

Chocolate shop/mental health and anxiety AU

Silver and Shade: midnightbluefox (6/?)

Soft Demon Ben/Investigator Rey

Genesis: Eris97 (8/?)

Zombie apocalypse/last people on earth AU

Redwood Specters: Ria84 (10/14)

Haunted mansion AU, fluffy and spooky

The Hand that Feeds: persimonne (9/?)

Ancient vampire Ben/Victorian historian Rey

I’ll be Seeing You: tomorrowthestars (22/?)

1940′s young Rey and Ben AU

The Good Fortune of the Skywalker Family: MissBliss12 (5/18)

Violent Meet Cute/Crazy family AU

The Moon Child: MotherofPorgs (6/?)

Werewolf/PNW AU

The Strange Case of Dr.Solo and Mr. Ren: fear_of_being_written, NewerConstellations (12/20)

Dr.Jekll and Mr. Hyde Au

The Layover: Hydra_bitch_please01 (18/?)

Flight Attendant Rey/Mystery Wealthy Man Ben

Completed:

Cupcake Wars: crossingwinter (8/8)

Rival Cupcake shops AU

Leave Nothing Unsaid: theselittlethings (1/1)

Post TLJ oneshot/secret tryst

You should see the things we do: Ever-so-reylo (Ever_So_Reylo) (3/3)

Roommates/Enemies to Friends to Lovers AU

Sweet Rey: bunilicious (7/7)

Very soft warrior Ben/very sweet maid Rey historical AU

An Unexpected Vacation: tigbit (10/10)

ABO medical study AU

Demon’s Possession: DragonWhiskers (13/13)

Demon Ben/Sacrifice Rey AU

Higher Ground: KathKnight, Seraphprotocol (31/31)

Post TLJ/ Disaster Kylo Ren/Angry Rey

Delicate Matters: KyloTrashForever (5/5)

Shy Ben/ Awkward Meet Cute with Underwear, very fluffy

the surface of last scattering: diasterisms (2/2)

End of the World AU

A Poetic Match: commandercrouton (2/2)

Professor/student AU

Your Eyes (Are Holding Up the Sky): elemie89 (5/5)

Highschool athlete Ben/tutor Rey AU

Just A Sandwich: walkingsaladshooter (1/1)

Hook up with feelings AU

The Lady and the Monster: 3todream3 (21/21)

Rival colleagues AU

the world shifts (and I am better here): lachesisgrimm (olga_theodora) (32/32)

fairytale/sleeping curse AU

Witch’s Moon: Dragonwhiskers (12/12)

Witch Rey/Witch Hunter Ben AU

Steal Away With Me: Erulisse17 (18/18)

Thief Rey/Investigator Ben AU

I Caught Fire: KyloTrashForever (9/9)

Emo Highschool students/Misunderstanding AU

welcome to my cage, little lover: KyloTrashForever (8/8)

ABO warlord Kylo Ren/servant Rey

I move the Stars for No One: SageMcMae (13/13)

Post TLJ/ Labyrinth-esque

fourth part whole: trailingviolets (2/2)

Cyborg Kylo/mechanic Rey AU

Salt in the Blood: Hagen (52/52)

Kelpy monster Kylo/village girl Rey historical AU

Dust to Dust: KyloTrashForever (10/10)

Victorian Priest Ben/ Lady Rey AU

The Trail Bride: SecretReyloTrash (BadOldWest) (46/46)

Oregon Trail AU, angsty

A Scandalous Match: Musickat18 (18/18)

Victorian arranged marriage AU

Satisfied: commandercrouton (11/11)

My best friends wedding AU

At the Stroke of Midnight: bunilicious (4/4)

Cinderella AU

They Don’t Have a Word for What We Are: andabatae (69/69)

Post TLJ/ mutual pining

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Red Riding Hood AU

Imprints: KyloTrashForever (22/22)

ABO/ reuniting AU

Looking for Raid: Polkadotdotdot (16/16)

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the shore, so far away: neonheartbeat (23/23)

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Western Homesteader Rey/Outlaw Kylo Ren AU

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So long, my adversary: Like_A_Dove (3/3)

Snowed in coworkers who hate each other AU

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Corporate lawyer Ben/Irish Brewer Rey, fluffy AU

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Canadian mounties AU

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Tattooed Heart: KyloTrashForever (16/16)

Destination Wedding/Bridesmaid/BestMan AU

Songs of Innocence, Songs of Wisdom: Cosmogonika (36/36)

Post TLJ/fate

Coming Home: inexorablydrawn (14/14)

Highschool reunion AU

Snow Sparkles Like Stars: raptorginger (9/9)

Stranded in snow/Christmas AU

#reylo #reylo fanfiction #reylo fanfic #reylo fic recs #reylo fandom #fanfiction #fanfic #fanfic recs #star wars #star wars fanfiction #adam driver #daisy ridley #the last jedi #tlj #the force awakens #the rise of skywalker #kylo ren #rey #ben solo

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entitledtm · 5 years

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sean teale, thirty - one , cismale, he/him ⋆ ◦ ° * ✧⋆ merlin ! that’s matthieu de ville over there ! did you know they’re a magical law enforcement hitwizard now ? they look charming , but don’t forget that they can be distant. see , i always thought of ‘ nimble fingers mapping out ways to change the world ; working every moment for every sickle ; looking for justice at the bottom of the barrel and finding nothing , ’ when i saw the half - blood so it doesn’t surprise me that they feel positive towards muggles.

what it Do Baybeeeeeeeee ! my brain is mush im over it

A B O U T

matthieu is born to a muggle and a witch and that is his first mistake. it’s why the witches sneer at him when his father walks him through la rue furstemberg ; it’s why his uncles watch him so closely , apprehension clear on their face ; it’s why he can slip through the cracks and fill the spaces in between , but he will never find himself welcome in any place he wants to call home.

after beauxbatons , matt is conscripted to the war. it’s not quite the second mistake , but it leads to it. when he returns , he’s not quite the same. he loses his idealism. growing up , he’d always wanted to close the gap for people like him ( the half - bloods with one foot in , one foot out ). the thing is , after the war , he sort of forgot about it.

when he returns to france , he picks up a job at bar -- it’s nothing but a glorified a hole in the wall , but it pays for him to get his own place. it’s sandwiched neatly by a hostel , and a potions shoppe. this is where he meets tatiana greengrass that fateful summer and this is how he comes to commit his third mistake : falling in love with someone above his station. he thinks he truly fell in love with her , but the relationship ends before the leaves change colours. that summer though , she pushes him to finally do his auror training.

but , his fourth and final mistake was working at la ministère des affaires magiques de la france. despite his years of service with the french ministry , matthieu found that he couldn’t shed their judgement and the incident of his birth constantly followed him around. and so , when he received the offer to transfer to the english ministry ... he took it. honestly , being partnered up with atticus lestrange ( who thankfully , it’s a prejudiced fuck ) isn’t so bad.

P E R S O N A L I T Y

handsome boys grow up knowing they’re handsome , and matthieu , with pride , classifies himself as such. while he can be a bit of an ASSHOLE , he’s still rather CHARMING. sort of. maybe CHEEKY. it’s a french trademark.

he’s comprised mostly of RAGE. it’s a controlled rage , but rage nonetheless.

matthieu’s got a big of a commitment issue ( this is likely due to the fact his most meaningful relationship was a summer romance ). while he’s fairly sociable , good luck getting to know him. he’s fairly DISTANT.

C O N N E C T I O N S

english wix cousins on his mum’s side ! open to half - bloods n purebloods ! i don’t have his mum’s pedigree down , so it’s all up in the airs !!

a Pureblood ( maybe works in the ministry ) who he Loathes

Fling. within the last year , nothing serious. good terms / bad terms we can chat

hehe anythin’

#pb.intro #OVER IT !!!!!#srry if this make sense im tired of writing it

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hegemoneapple · 3 years

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Basilisk Eyes: Chapter 39: Shepherd’s pie

Crossposted: Basilisk Eyes by Hegemone | Completed: Chapter 39 out of 157 | T | AO3 | FFN | WATT | HPFF

That would be nice, he thought, as he dug into the Shepherd’s pie—blissful as the savory warmth filled his mouth.

“Gemma, Healer Jordan taught me the Scribunt loqui spell!” As soon as he said it, Harry wanted to kick himself.

Obviously, you dork, she can see it.

“I wanted to answer your question from before,” he rushed on as warmth crept up his neck.

Gemma squeezed his arm.

“You asked about my sister and dad earlier?” he asked, “They are friends, not my family. My friend Hermione and her dad, Dr. Granger. Dr. Granger is a Dentist and he had to go to work, so they weren’t able to stay.”

Gemma took his hand and spelled, “D-A-D?” space “M-U-G-G-L-E?”.

Harry was a bit taken back by this and it must have shown on his face. She hastily wrote, “M-I-N-E” space “T-O-O.”

“Oh, yes. Hermione is muggle-born, too.” Harry was relieved.

As Gemma was explaining “M-U-M” space “W-I-T-… ,” on his palm, someone across the table snorted. Harry reflexively looked toward the noise. He felt Gemma pause as she was writing and then finish with “C-H.” He decided to ignore the snort.

“Oh, I was raised by Muggles, but my parents were wixen,” Harry explained.

“W-E-R-E? W-I-X-E-N?” Gemma asked.

“Yes, they died. And wixen means Witch or Wizard or both,” Harry answered.

Gemma squeezed his arm. “W-H-Y” space “Y-O-U-R” space “F-A-M-I-L-Y” space “N-O-T” space “C-O-M-E?”

Harry deflated a bit and Gemma squeezed his arm. Someone across the table was muttering something that Harry was trying hard to ignore. He wished he knew who was sitting across from them and also wished that they weren’t listening in on their conversation.

He sighed.

“My aunt, uncle, and cousin weren’t able to come,” he said as quietly as he could, not really wanting to get into it with strangers eavesdropping.

Apparently, Mrs. Boot was also actively following the conversation, because she leaned over Gemma and patted his knee (knocking Gemma against him in the process—he realized that Gemma was even more petite than he had originally guessed) and said, “Well, dear, that’s too bad. It’s good that Gemma took you under her wing. She’s always collecting waifs.”

Harry heard Gemma blow out an exasperated breath.

“Oh, don’t look at me like that, Gemmie—you are. You have a heart of gold.” Mrs. Boot’s voice sounded a bit weepy and Gemma leaned away from Harry. He thought she might be hugging her mom.

Harry took issue with being described as a waif. Though, now that he thought about it, he probably was looking pretty waifish—in Dudley’s baggy hand-me-downs, bruises on his face, who knows what his hair looked like (he resisted the urge to try to flatten it), and then there was the weight he lost during the month with the Dursleys.

I sure wish lunch would be served. I’m so hungry.

He actually felt a little lightheaded.

It’s good I nibbled on that sandwich with Hedwig.

“I wonder when lunch will be served,” Harry said to Gemma. He kept feeling the table to see if platters of food had magically appeared as they did at Hogwarts, even though he knew he’d smell it and hear it first.

She tapped his arm with her fingers.

“What is it?” Harry asked.

“F-O-O-D” space “H-E-R-E,” she spelled into his palm.

“Where is it?” He felt the table with his free hand, reaching out farther to see if he had missed anything and felt the vase that Hermione had described in the center of the table, but no silverware or platters.

“B-U-F-F-E-T”

Oh, well that sounds like a train-wreck waiting to happen.

“Where is it? I can’t hear it or smell it.” The food aromas were the same as when they entered the dining hall. He started sniffing the air around him and then stopped abruptly as the person across the table from him broke out into guffaws of laughter. He felt the table shake and marveled that they thought it was so funny.

Glad I can provide some entertainment.

“F-L-O-A-T-I-N-G” space “T-R-A-Y-S” space “C-O-M-E,” she pulled at his arm, urging him to stand up.

Harry grimaced. Floating trays sounded like a disaster. Would his staff warn him in time before he ran into someone’s floating tray?

Mrs. Boot, who had been thankfully engaged in a conversation with someone on her other side, now seemed to notice that Gemma and Harry were getting up.

“Oh, is it our turn to get our food?” she asked. “It smells divine!”

While Harry took Gemma’s left arm with his right, which took a bit of rearranging as he had been sitting on her right, her mother had gone on ahead of them. Gemma had learned a lot in the short amount of time that she’d guided him before and he felt more comfortable, even though she was so much shorter than he was and his hand was nearly up to her armpit. He realized that she was about the size of Ginny, maybe a little smaller and wondered if she was also a first year. He saved that question for later, though, she wouldn’t be able to answer while they were walking. He wasn’t even certain she’d see the slip of paper since he was a step behind her.

There was a moment where she pulled him quickly to her side, shoring up the distance between them and he felt something graze by his forehead at the same time that his staff warned him of the danger.

A floating tray. Only wixen would think of such a thing. What’s wrong with having food magically appear on the table? That seemed like a reasonable use of magic.

“Thank you, Gemma!” Harry said, hoping she saw the slip of paper hovering by his mouth. He was tempted to grab it and hand it to her to be sure.

She laid her other hand on his, letting him know that she’d seen it.

Her mother was talking to them from a distance. As they approached, Harry could make out some of what she was saying, but other people were talking, too. It sounded like she was reading food labels from the buffet to them.

I’m impressed that Gemma knew how to spell buffet.

Harry didn’t care what the food was—he just wanted something to eat.

“Here you go, dear,” Mrs. Boot pushed something thin and hard across his chest and he let go of Gemma’s arm to figure out what it was, his other hand was holding his staff.

Oh! The tray.

“Thanks?”

“No problem, dear.”

He held onto the tray, and tapped his staff three times on the floor to collapse it and put it in his pocket. Gemma didn’t leave his side and he was glad. And then he realized they were standing in a line. He could hear people ahead of them handling china and the clang of metal against metal.

The aroma of food was almost more than he could take. He found himself drumming on the tray with his fingers trying to distract himself. The tray was kind of floating at chest level though he was holding onto it. He switched hands so that he could hold onto Gemma’s arm again. He didn’t want to let the tray go.

Where would it end up? I’ll never eat, he thought.

Behind him, he could hear Mei approaching with her mother.

Ahead of him, Harry could also hear Tony arguing with a parent. Harry caught a bit of what Tony was saying in a low hiss that was still audible, “… don’t want to eat out here where everyone can see me… ” and he felt a slight pang of empathy, which he quickly dismissed.

He wondered if it had been Tony who’d been snorting at their conversation about muggles.

Gemma moved forward and Harry followed.

Mei was a couple people behind them in the line. She was continuing to complain about the food. Harry tried to block her out.

It must be nice to be able to turn up your nose at free food, he thought.

As they got closer to the food, he began to wonder how he was going to tell what there was to eat. He could ask Gemma, but they’d stall the line with that process. He could imagine having to listen to Mei behind them complaining loudly about how long they were taking. He could ask Mrs. Boot for help, but cringed at the thought. She seemed a bit oblivious anyway.

It sounded like the family with children was getting their food now. He listened carefully to a mother who was patiently trying to coax a small child to take a spoonful of peas on their plate.

Mmm. I love peas. Dang! How am I going to eat peas? he thought.

The rhyme “I eat my peas with honey, I’ve done it all my life. They do taste kind of funny, but it keeps them on my knife,” ran through his head. He chuckled to himself as he thought about actually employing that method. Gemma touched the back of his hand on her arm and drew a question mark.

“I was just thinking about how I’m going to eat peas,” he explained as the charmed paper flapped by his mouth. She drew another question mark on the back of his hand.

“It’s just really hard to get small things that roll to your mouth when you can’t see them. I’m just learning. I’m sure I’ll get better at it,” he reassured himself as much as Gemma. “Can you see what the food is?”

He felt Gemma straining to see around people, leaning one way, then another, and then getting up on her tiptoes. She took his hand and turned it face up, then started tracing letters in his palm, “S-H-E-P-H-E-R-D--P-I-E” space “P-E-A-S” space “C-A-R-R-O-T-S” space “S-A-L-A-D” space “F-R-U-I-T--S-A-L-A-D” space “R-O-L-L-S” space “S-O-U-P.”

“Thank you! Can you see what kind of soup?” Harry asked. She was up on her tiptoes again and then she dropped his hand and seemed to be getting the attention of her mother.

“What’s that, Gemmie? Oh, the name of the soup? Lemme see, oh, yes, it’s Minestrone,” Mrs. Boot answered. Harry wondered how Gemma was communicating with her mom. It seemed faster than how she and Harry were talking. Maybe with sign language? Harry remembered a couple students at his primary school using signs—they also had hearing aids. He wondered if the wixen community had anything similar.

They were finally nearing the food. Harry heard Mrs. Boot put her tray on something metal and start sliding it. She was giving a running commentary about the food—so Harry was feeling more comfortable about what he was about to encounter.

Gemma moved forward and Harry heard her put her tray on the metal sideboard. He dropped her arm and moved to her other side. She reached across him and he heard a plate land on her tray—a bit loudly and he winced. She put her hand on his left arm and helped him find the sideboard. The floating tray seemed to stick to the sideboard—that was handy. Gemma took his hand and guided it toward the plates. He placed one on his tray. She took his hand and wrote: “S-O-U-P?” He shook his head.

“Soup seems like it would be a mess and take forever to eat. I’ll wait.”

She guided his hand to something and his aftí spoke in his ear, surprising him, “Forks,” it said. He pulled out one and put it on his tray.

“Gemma, my aftí is speaking to me.” He touched his ear where the aftí was attached to his ear helix.

“This must be a charmed buffet. It’s telling me where things are.”

Gemma tapped his arm twice to let him know that she understood and let him find the rest of the silverware on his own.

She moved down the buffet, he followed by keeping his shoulder brushing against hers. He could feel her reaching and then hear her placing food on her plate.

He was so hungry, but he knew from previous experience that overeating would make him sick. He had to pace himself. He could put some rolls in his pockets and save them for later, maybe go share them with Hedwig in the owlery when he had a chance.

He tentatively stuck his hand forward and his aftí said, “Shepherd’s pie, serving spoon to your right.” He found it without sticking his fingers in the Shepherd’s pie, which he considered a victory and put a small scoop on his plate.

Harry proceeded down the buffet and even felt brave enough to try a small scoop of peas. He had to remember where he’d placed things on his plate and felt as though he’d done a pretty good job. He resisted the urge to start nibbling on the food while he was in the line. His legs were weak and his hands trembling as they reached the end of the line. Gemma guided his hand to her arm and handed him his floating tray to hold lightly as they made their way back to their table. Her mother was deep in conversation with the person in front of her. They were talking about the best place to buy robes for school and seemed oblivious to anything around them and in fact, stayed a few feet away from the buffet debating whether Madam Malkins was better than Twilfitt and Tattings.

Gemma deftly guided Harry and his floating tray (and he imagined, her own) back to their table. There they unloaded their trays at their place settings and the trays floated away. Harry hoped that he didn’t need to do anything except let it go, because that’s what he did with Gemma’s nonverbal urging.

He had been careful to set down his plate so that he knew what was where. He was really hoping he wouldn’t make a mess of his first meal in front of Gemma. He realized that he had managed to block Mei’s complaints successfully during the whole process. He wondered if he actually had, or if she had finally stopped moaning.

#blind harry potter #fanfiction #Basilisk Eyes #hegemone

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astrofireworks · 7 years

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astro witch coven au (jinjin)

introduction | rocky | eunwoo | moon bin | mj

the only Human in their coven

the only one that actually Went to School and Functions in Human Society

I mean MJ’s also a human that underwent Blood Ritual training but

Jinjin likes to remember that he’s the only one who Suffered School

Sometimes he gets annoyed that everyone else gets to have shortcuts for things while he has to do things manually sometimes

But also sometimes stupid things happen that make him glad he’s a regular human

And it’s hilarious sometimes seeing the other magic users flounder at simple tasks that normal people do without magic anyway

A confused Bin @ the microwave because he’s never had to use a microwave to heat up his food before

He kind of just scatters crystals around whatever needs to be heated up and mutters a quick Heating spell and waits for it to work

So when Jinjin bungs a bowl of ramyeon in the microwave and takes it out after three minutes and his noodles are cooked Bin is pretty shocked

Cue Bin spending the rest of the day prodding the microwave and suspiciously putting different things in

Rocky muttering angrily at the air conditioning whenever it breaks down because back at the Bangtan coven he usually got Jimin or Taehyung to help him ~magic~ it better

Jinjin grabbing a ladder and prodding around the air conditioning unit until it starts blasting cold air again and Rocky is shookt

came for Rocky…

has been Rocky’s best friend since forever

ok not forever but it’s pretty close

literally knows everything about Rocky, from Rocky’s first crush to what can make Rocky laugh until his stomach hurts

can tell from Rocky’s eyes when he’s annoyed, happy, flustered etc even if his face is covered

it alarms the rest of Astro how accurate it is sometimes because Rocky’d come in looking stormy and everyone’d freeze up but Jinjin would just reach behind him for a sandwich and toss it over to Rocky and the Park Minhyuk™ Beam would come out immediately

the cutest!!!!

I love the Park Minhyuk™ Beam

used to get into all sorts of shit with Rocky

which was literally all the time since Rocky didn’t go to school

that one time Rocky stole a Luck potion from Yoongi’s stash to split with Jinjin the day before Jinjin’s final exam

and replaced the potion with green soda

obviously got caught since soda looks nothing close to the bubbling, glittery (and might I add, opaque) lime green potion

rip my poor boy

when Yoongi found out Jin was 80% sure shit was about to go down so he slipped like 10 Calming crystals around Yoongi’s potions room and sent his boyfriend in to reason with Yoongi

because I mean, Rocky didn’t steal it for his own personal gain or anything he truly genuinely wanted to help his best friend

and for some reason it never crossed his mind that he could have just asked Yoongi or bought it from Yoongi lmao

cue a fumbling Namjoon trying to explain to a calm but annoyed Yoongi what a young teen with access to a potions stash’s thought process might have been

and a thirteen-year-old Rocky sliding back in through the fence and into the potions room only to meet with a very unimpressed Namjoon and a very unamused Yoongi and a very worried Jin hovering by the door

I mean, sure he was grounded and stuff but what stuck with both Jinjin and Rocky after the whole encounter was

1) Yoongi: “if you wanted a Luck potion that badly, you should have asked, bought it or learned how to make it.”

2) Yoongi: “if you needed a Luck potion that urgently, you should have stolen it better.”

Cue a very excited Taehyung teaching Rocky and Jinjin how to steal things without people noticing

Also cue a frazzled Bangtan coven house when they start realising things have been going missing & a cackling Taehyung & a very innocent-looking Rocky

Because what???? Park Minhyuk stealing things????? Unheard of in this house !!

Also cue a very frustrated Jungkook when he woke up to all his underwear gone rip

but that wasn’t so much stealing as Taehyung and Rocky pulling pranks

3) that Yoongi’s Luck potions were A+ and they really did work, as shown by Jinjin’s 99% on the final

anyways yes they got up to a lot of different shenanigans

moved into the Astro coven so he could make sure his best friend wasn’t being kidnapped by a serial murderer

has anyone watched Eunwoo on crime scene 3 he was very good he was beautiful I 10000% recommend watching it

I recommend the series in general but anyway

I mean with someone so handsome can you ever trust them

Jinjin thinks not

The only handsome person you can ever trust, in Jinjin’s opinion is Jinjin

And so he meets Eunwoo and is introduced to Bin and gets along with Bin like a house on fire

…stayed for MJ

hooooo boy are you ready for this

the first time MJ comes over it’s with a gigantic batch of slightly burnt brownies

and this was before Sanha came in so the house was still relatively quiet

and so Rocky’s in his room in the basement and Eunwoo and Bin are upstairs on the second floor doing who-knows-what

and Jinjin’s the only one free to open the door

and so he does

MJ (gigantic beam): “HI HELLO I’M MJ I LIVE NEXT DOOR & I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LOOKED REALLY FRIENDLY SO I’M HERE TO DELIVER BROWNIES”

Jinjin: (loading screen)

MJ: “trust me thEY’RE REALLY GOOD BROWNIES”

Jinjin, muffled behind a tray full of brownie: “oh my god are you usually this loud”

MJ: “whAT??”

Jinjin, scrambling: “WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME INTO OUR HOUSE”

MJ: (beaming intensifies)

And so this is how Rocky finds Myungjin sitting around the kitchen, brownie crumbs all over the counter and MJ talking a mile a minute about the weather and Jinjin trying to form a sentence in his head without it being blasted to pieces by MJ’s smile

And this is how Binu finds them in the kitchen, with much less brownie than MJ came with and 3stro standing against the kitchen wall trying to determine who was the tallest

(spoilers, it was Rocky)

reminder that at this point MJ all thought they were human and 3stro thought MJ didn’t know about magic so

I mean, all in all they’re pretty good at pretending they’re non-magical

But MJ’s grown up with KNK and their portion of the supernatural community

And so when he sees small (anti-Burning) crystals tucked into different corners of the kitchen, courtesy of That Time Jinjin Fell Asleep While Cooking, he smiles to himself

At least he doesn't have to explain to Jinjin why his in-laws-to-be don’t eat dinner

Cue MJ casually pointing out the crystals: “oh where did u get those we usually order them from the VIXX coven”

Bin: falls out of his chair

Jinjin, turns pale and stammers a bit before Eunwoo sensibly whacks the back of his head and proudly pats Bin’s empty chair

Eunwoo: “yeah we have our own Charmer here”

Rocky: “pls don't say charmer ever again he’s nowhere near charming”

Eunwoo, opening his mouth to rebut but blushing and closing it on second thought

Wow way to go vivi sneaking a little binu in again

runs a flower store as a front for the Astro coven house

I mean he literally has a garden in their backyard full of weird-ass flowers and herbs that he has to tend to because Rocky needs them for his potions

He might as well plant a few more and make it a “family” business

I mean the extra income is always welcome

And so he set up an online store for people to order flowers and arrangements and bouquets with

Isn’t a botany witch but !! still ahs green fingers so his plants all grow very well without magic thank you very much

*without that much magic

Got Bin to enchant his entire garden to be anti-pest so he can label himself “organic” and “pesticide-free” for those who looked for stuff like that

Gets Rocky to brew a couple potions for the cut flowers that keep them fresher longer so he can provide fresh flowers all year round regardless of the season

Also gets Bin to charm some of them once in a while to sparkle a little extra or seem less dead

So really, without that much magic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Sells mostly to magic users, although there are a few clueless humans who place orders on his online store

Once got called in to decorate a house by a mysterious online customer with the name Michael Jackson ‘to make the house seem less… dead!’

It was KNK’s house

Jinjin was not amused

Inseong was very pleased though so there was that

also manages their finances and other household things, the resident Dad™

with the help of MJ of course

so they basically do things like balance Bin’s, Eunwoo’s and Rocky’s books in addition to their own

and take a little money out of each account to pay for stuff like electricity and food and soap and random stuff

Jinjin places orders for whatever they need (like vials or ladles or bandages) along with his own orders to save on shipping and stuff

It’s like a very well-run set-up, if Jinjin says so himself

Takes care of their general food situation as well with MJ

Ok listen it’s so domestic alright

MJ chopping vegetables and singing & Jinjin standing at a pot stirring and humming along and staring at MJ being loud and silly

Jinjin’s face softening into a smile and just

Wow

Wow he’s so soft for this beautiful man who beamed his way into his life

MJ meeting Jinjin’s eyes and seeing this wonderfully soft look on his face and

“FRICKITY FRACK IT’S BURNING”

cue a mad scramble to get the pot off the stove

but Mj doesn’t forget that look, no, he keeps it in his mind like a kid keeps candy tucked away in his pocket, to be pulled out on a bad day and to ponder over and savour

part of the Needs to Be Protected Squad (1/2)

we all know MJ’s 2/2

squeaks whenever someone rings the doorbell

at first they had a very serious meeting as to who was allowed to answer the doorbell and who wasn’t

Rocky was very against Jinjin answering the doorbell because I mean you’re never sure who’s ringing it – it might be someone magical looking to kidnap Jinjin or something

But Eunwoo pointed out Jinjin, being the only Human, was also the only one who could actually properly appear Human in case it really was a Human knocking on their door

Given that Bin changes hair colour nearly every week or so and usually has blue energy trailing after him

And that Rocky’s stuck in the basement nearly all the time and can never hear the doorbell anyway

And Eunwoo can’t really get up in the middle of treating a patient

And so it was Jinjin

But usually whoever rings the doorbell turns out to be human after all

Like that one kid who accidentally kicked a ball into KNK’s garden and was too afraid of ‘the tall, scary uncles’ to go and rummage in their garden for it

And so Jinjin had to go do it for him

Or that one grandma who fussed over ‘all those handsome boys in the house’ and really she’s concerned if they’re all eating well because they look like they live alone poor dears

And so now she makes them kimchi and tofu on a regular basis in exchange for MJ and Jinjin coming over sometimes to repair things in her house or to help her with things

So really MJ and Jinjin are the neighbourhood sweethearts fight me on this

And so this is more or less how Jinjin’s made a couple friends up and down the street

But they all turn out to be human mostly because those who ring the doorbell looking for Eunwoo or Bin or Rocky or MJ ring a separate doorbell, hidden under layers of spells and only visible to magic users

but also after those couple times Bin fell asleep and didn’t unlock the door to let the client up, all of Bin’s clients all kind of learnt to ring the main doorbell in addition to Bin’s to let everyone else in the house know

i should probably introduce the fantagio girls at some point too idk

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lesbiansirius · 7 years

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mutual(s) pining

a work brought to you by bunfox productions, aka yours truly and @lesbianremus! you can also read it on ao3, right here. big thanks to the lovely @nachodiablo who looked it over for us!

this is a prompt fill for the weekly prompt at @introvert-club. this week it was “internet crush”. anyone is welcome to participate, and use the tag #wolfstar introvert prompt for us to see! enjoy :)

Some days, scrolling Tumblr is pretty boring. A flower, a transparent backpack, a dejected joke about depression, a dead Soundcloud link, nothing to inspire. Sirius is hunched over their laptop, watching the screen with their chin resting on their hand. A long discourse post they can’t be arsed to read, gifs from a show they don’t watch, and then.

Inspiration strikes.

It strikes in the form of two selfies. The person in them is standing in a sunny garden, curls spilling out from under a snapback, and smiling with their eyes closed. You can see lilacs blooming in the background. The person has freckles and a t-shirt with a whale on it, featuring the text “I’m a little overWHALEmed”. Same, Sirius thinks.

They click follow without even looking at the blog.

Remus squints at the tiny, seemingly innocuous, line of text on her dashboard. It’s sandwiched between a masterpost of transfeminine resources Lily’s reblogged (tagged #dead useful tbh #remus i told u joining tumblr wld be worth it) and a post from one of Lily’s friends about how Glinda the Good Witch is trans agenda (shows up at the beginning of Act 2 with a new name).

padfoot has started following you

Who the fuck is padfoot?

Remus quickly opens a new chat, typing in Lily’s url. She had made Lily show her how to do this chat business first, after changing the aesthetically horrifying default blog layout.

do u kno a padfoot

Lily, eternally both awake and online, replies immediately.

wtf is a padfoot

oooh hang on actually i think i do

???

ya they’re one of my mutuals. mostly posts vids of them singing and reblogs pics of animals, iirc

why are they following me??? i don't want to be followed!!

remus chill ffs. it’s not like stalking. they just see ur posts

i dont even have any posts! well except those pics marlene took that u INSISTED i put up here

ur welcome. i bet they think ur hot ;) ;)

hilarious.

remus when will u accept ur cute n give the people what they want!! (more selfies)

im unfollowing u

my dash would be more appealing w just the staff blog posts

im ignoring ur paltry attempts at threats. also, i just went and looked and ya i had the right person. u should check out their vids

why

its polite 2 at least LOOK at someone's blog if they follow u!! honestly remus my 86 yr old grandma is more social media savvy than u

Remus chooses not to reply to that. She does click on padfoot’s blog, though. Not because Lily suggested it, just because she’s curious. What about some boring pictures of her in a garden screamed ‘good content’ to this stranger? Maybe they’re really fond of lilacs, or something.

“What the fuck?” Remus says, glaring at the still shots of the youtube videos embedded on the page in front of her. Whoever padfoot is, they’re apparently unfairly attractive. Remus clicks play on the first video, half-hoping they’re an appalling singer to make up for the ridiculously good looks.

Two hours later, Remus’ phone buzzes, jolting her out of her Tumblr coma and back into reality.

did u die? Lily wants to know. Remus calls her.

“Why would you assume I’m dead?”

“I’ve been knocking on your door for the past ten minutes, asshole.”

“Oh,” Remus looks guiltily down at the headphones she’d put on three videos in.

“Well come open the door,” Lily gripes. “We’re late.”

“Can we be late for a thing that we scheduled between the two of us?” Remus points out, as Lily tugs her down the stairs. “You barely even gave me time to put on proper clothes,” she complains.

“We said pub at five. It’s not my fault you weren’t ready.”

“Actually,” Remus says with a self-righteous sniff, “it was. You’re the one who told me to check out padfoot’s blog.”

Lily pauses, looking over at Remus.

“Yeah, three hours ago.”

“Two and a half,” Remus mutters.

“Wow,” Lily smirks. “I knew they’d be your type.”

“Shut up,” Remus grumbles. “We’re going to be late for Weekly Lion’s Den Bitch & Moan.”

“I thought it was impossible to be late for something we scheduled between the two of us,” Lily says mockingly.

Remus walks off without her, ignoring the sound of Lily’s cackles following her down the street.

Sirius straightens up from the computer and looks for James. He’s in downward dog position in the kitchen area, because of course.

“Hey,” they say, “quick question.”

“I’ve told you a million times not to interrupt me while my arse is reaching for the sky.” James sounds a little strained, but he still manages to get in a sigh.

Sirius groans. “This is important!”

“More important than my spiritual health?” But James walks slowly into a forward fold, and Sirius waits for him to get upright, one vertebrae at a time. They tap their fingers against their laptop.

James reaches his hands up towards the sun – or in this case, the orange plastic lamp in their kitchen – then finally gives Sirius attention.

“Okay, what’s the quick question?”

“How long should you be mutuals with someone before casually striking up a friendship?” It’s probably not causal to even ask that literally two minutes after the person follows you back, but whatever.

James rolls up his mat and chuckles. “You’re talking to me, literally the least casual person this side of the equator.”

Sirius frowns. They’re used to James always giving advice. Admittedly, sometimes it’s bad advice, but nonetheless.

“You mean I have to use my own judgment? Eh.”

“When I’m your manager you’ll never have to do that,” James jokes.

Sirius doesn’t reply; they’re actually checking out the pretty stranger’s blog now. The title is ‘why are they forcing me to have a title’ and the bio just says ‘she/her’. The pictures are the only thing on the blog. Well, that didn’t exactly help. Tumblr friendships are usually based on mutual interest. Maybe they could strike up a conversation about lilacs?

“Okay, well, thanks for nothing,” they tell James. “I have nothing to go on, my crops are dying, and I haven’t even posted a video in a week.”

“But your crop tops are fine.” James winks and slumps down next to Sirius, looking over their shoulder at the mysterious whale person. “Wow, pretty.”

“I know! The only good thing on Tumblr today. I need more!”

“You need chill,” James says firmly. “Wanna go to the pub?”

Sirius closes the laptop decisively. “Always.”

“Let me change, I’ll be ready in a few.” James gets up, giving Sirius an unnecessarily detailed view of his ass in yoga pants. “And you should put on one of those crop tops.”

“But remember the last time you went out in yoga pants.” Sirius grins. “Worked out well, didn’t it?”

James shakes his head. “Not tonight, honey, I’m tired.”

“It’s hard work being popular.” Sirius shrugs.

They do take James’ advice to change into a crop top, because even if James isn’t up to being hit on, Sirius could use the validation. And they look fucking awesome in a crop top and fishnets.

It’s just a few days after payday, and the time of day when people are off work, so they only barely manage to get the last free booth. Sirius sits down on the edge of the sofa, strategically placing one leg over the other so they’re visible to the people who pass by. It might not be a whale pun or lilacs, but Sirius’ legs rarely fail them.

James returns with an ale for Sirius and his own awful lager with cordial in it. The pink makes it look pretty, but that’s its only redeeming feature in Sirius’ opinion. James sighs happily when he takes the first sip, though.

“Did I tell you about that movie I found the other day? It’s like a comedy about vampires and werewolves, it’s amazing.”

Sirius listens to James try to explain it, and they then spend a considerable amount of time discussing various vampire questions. Do they get boners, and how? Can vampires be vegan? Are there vampires working night jobs that no one knows about?

Their stomach is hurting from laughing by the time Sirius gets up to get a second round. When they get back, James isn’t alone.

Remus pushes the door open to The Drunk Carnation, holding it politely for Lily, in spite of what a pain she’s being today. It is Lily’s turn to buy the drinks, which cheers Remus up slightly. At least if she’s going to be mocked she can do it over some semi-expensive alcohol.

Once they’re seated, Remus quickly changes the subject away from Tumblr.

“So how’s your acting class going?”

“Pretty well,” Lily says, sipping at her Seven and Seven. “That creep still won’t stop asking me out.”

“I thought you were going to ask the cute clumsy one to pretend to be your boyfriend?”

Lily shrugs.

“I still might. It’s sort of hilarious watching him work up the nerve to talk to me, though. I’m not sure if I want to put him out of his misery yet.”

“You’re a cruel woman, Lily Evans.”

“Anyway,” Lily says, shrugging off what she probably considers a compliment, “you aren’t getting off that easy. What did you think of padfoot?”

Remus groans, dropping her forehead onto the table and nearly tipping over her can of PBR.

“They’re fine,” she grumbles.

“Someone’s got a crush,” Lily sing-songs. “Hang on.” Her tone of voice changes slightly, and Remus looks up, following her line of sight. She recognizes when Lily’s ‘cute person’ radar is going off. “Weirdly,” Lily continues, looking back at Remus, “that’s him. They guy from acting class.”

“Oh,” Remus frowns. “The creepy one or the one you’ve set your cap for?”

Lily snorts.

“The latter, Jane Austen.” Remus smiles over the top of her beer, but doesn’t reply. Lily looks oddly hesitant for a moment, before her expression clears. “We’re going to go say hi,” she says firmly. Remus groans, but let’s Lily tug her to her feet. “Oh stop moaning,” Lily says.

“I thought this was a dedicated romance-free evening,” Remus says self-righteously.

“It’s just a hello.” Lily strikes a pose as soon as they’re alongside the table, cocking one hip and tilting her head flirtatiously. “James. Fancy seeing you here.”

The man at the table starts slightly, looking up from his phone. He widens his eyes and nearly drops the poor phone into his drink.

“Lily? Oh. Wow, hi. Hello.” Remus stifles a smile as James glances over at her. “Erm,” he says, getting awkwardly to his feet and holding out a hand. “I’m James.”

“Remus.”

“Nice to meet you,” James says politely, before his eyes drift inevitably back over to Lily. “Would you two like to sit?”

Lily looks over at Remus, raising an eyebrow. Remus sighs inwardly, resigning herself to a dull evening of playing third wheel. She knows Lily will go back to their table without protest if Remus asks her to, but she can also see that Lily is more interested in James than her conversation about him had let on.

“Sure,” Remus says, sliding into one side of the booth. She sits on the end, so Lily and James are forced to sit next to each other. Lily grins at her from across the table, and James looks to be a strange combination of thrilled and alarmed.

Remus is just trying to think of a way to excuse herself to give the two of them some time to talk, when someone else approaches the booth.

“I leave for two minutes and you’ve already replaced me,” the person says, heaving a dramatic sigh. Remus just barely manages not to jerk up her head, but she’s staring so intently at her beer that it’s possible she looks like some sort of deranged beer label design student.

Oh no, Remus thinks. I recognize that voice. James is babbling out some kind of protest and Remus’ stomach clenches up. Have we interrupted some kind of date?

Fortunately, Lily quickly takes charge.

“You’re too late. He’s mine now,” she says with a grin. James looks like he’s struggling not to combust on the spot, and Remus stifles a laugh. She’s grateful Lily’s given her a moment to get her equilibrium back. The stranger, padfoot, Remus’ brain helpfully supplies, slides into the booth next to Remus. She turns, friendly expression carefully propped up on her face, and smiles.

“Hello. I’m Remus. The extremely rude one across the way is Lily.”

“Cheers,” Lily says, sipping her drink.

“Sirius,” padfoot says with a grin, holding out a hand. Remus shakes it, trying not to look terribly star-struck.

I can be chill about this, she tells herself firmly. A tiny voice in the back of her mind is screaming that’s a GIANT lie, Lupin. Sirius is even cuter in person and they’re right there, nearly touching her and they smell really nice and it’s horribly distracting. She can’t even escape to the bar to get her head together because Sirius has just brought new drinks and Remus is now trapped against the wall.

“So,” she says a bit desperately, “how do you two know each other?”

Lily, who has apparently decided she’s fulfilled her helpfulness quotient for the year, just smirks at Remus over her drink and lets her flounder.

“How don’t we know each other?” Sirius waggles their eyebrows and grins. They then want to punch their own face.

James laughs nervously and glances at Lily. She is pretty, but he’s pathetic. Unlike Sirius, who’s the epitome of coolness right about now.

Remus looks a little pink. It’s adorable. “Oh, were you on a–”

“I beg you not to finish that sentence,” James cuts in. “Sirius is just being a dick. We know each other from school, way back.”

“Clearly this school thing is the way to meet people,” Remus says. Sirius laughs, possibly more than the joke warrants.

But Remus is wearing another t-shirt with whales, and is so beautiful, and Sirius feels like bursting into song. They’re lucky Remus and Lily didn’t turn up after a couple more beers.

“I like your shirt,” they say and nod towards Remus’ chest.

Remus looks down on her beer and giggles. “Whale whale whale,” she says, then looks up. “Get it?”

Lily groans on the other side of the table, but Sirius laughs again. They can’t seem to help it. This person is their kryptonite. “That’s funny. Do you have more of these?”

Remus tells them about the overWHALEmed t-shirt and Sirius pretends not to already know about it. James casts a smug glance at Sirius every now and then, but he looks too nervous himself to be gloating.

“What do you do for fun?” Remus asks, turned to Sirius, her leg almost touching their skin through the fishnets.

“I like singing,” Sirius says. “But it’s not too serious.”

“Ha–” Remus starts, and Sirius groans and buries their head in their arms. “Sorry,” Remus adds quickly. “I’m sure you get that a lot.”

“You have no idea.” Sirius lifts their head again and smiles. “Anyway. What do you like?”

Remus hesitates. “I write,” she says. “But nothing too– er, consequential.”

“Nice save.” Sirius braves nudging her arm with their elbow, and Remus looks at them and smiles.

Sirius doesn’t want to look away. Remus smiles like she’s holding back a much bigger smile, giving the impression that there’s just too much sunshine in her to contain. Sirius spills over.

“I followed you on Tumblr earlier today,” they blurt out. “I liked your selfies.”

Remus goes red. That was the last reaction Sirius had anticipated, but it’s not terrible. “I know,” she admits. “I don’t understand why, though.”

Because you’re beautiful. “They were very aesthetically pleasing pictures,” Sirius improvises. “I was so uninspired and then I saw them and it was good content, what can I say.”

Remus is shaking her head. “Not as good as your singing.”

“You checked out my blog?” At this point, the point where their arms are touching feels like burning, but it’d be weird to move now. Also, Sirius doesn’t want to.

“I don’t have more than ten followers, of course I get curious,” Remus says defensively. She’s not moving her arm, either.

“Really?!” Tumblr really is a hellsite. Remus, no more than ten followers? Atrocious.

“Yes?” Remus looks puzzled.

“You don’t want more?” Sirius is grappling with this concept.

“Not really.” Remus shrugs. “Anyway, I listened to a bunch of your songs, and I really liked them. You should be the one with more followers.”

“Thank you.” Sirius doesn’t know what else to say.

Lily clears her throat. “Excuse me for interrupting what I’m sure would have been an incredibly drawn out flirting process, but I’d like my best friend back, so if you could just exchange numbers now that’d be great.”

Sirius makes a surprised exhale, and Remus moves her arm back at lightning speed. “I will murder you,” she says calmly.

Lily just smiles at her. “Sure, but let’s get drinks first.”

“I’m sorry,” Remus mutters. “May I get out?”

Sirius gets up and gives way, watching with amusement at how James tries not to die when Lily passes him in closer proximity than he could possibly have hoped to have her. They say goodbye, and Lily and Remus start walking away before Sirius finds their bearings.

“Wait!” They take a few long steps to catch up. “Actually, Remus, I’d like that number, if you want to give it to me.”

Remus raises her eyebrows and her mouth opens slightly. How she’s making “flummoxed” look hot, Sirius has no idea.

“Sure, yeah.”

Lily looks extremely smug as they exchange numbers. Sirius is not looking forward to the look on James’ face when they get back to him.

Remus gives them one last barely-contained smile before her and Lily leave, for real this time.

Sirius looks at their phone and starts laughing. Remus saved her number as ‘whale endowed’.

Yes, Sirius has definitely been struck by inspiration.

#wolfstar introvert prompt #wolfstar #trans marauders #tumblr au #bunfox productions #my fic #jamie writes lily so well i'm :')#collabing is so fun i hope yall enjoy this as much as i did lmao

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itsanerdlife · 7 years

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Tea Party For 9

Pairing: The Men of The Avengers x Steve Rogers Daughter Sarah Rogers

Warning: This is ridiculous and well I think I’m funny sorry if you don’t. Haha

When Sarah wants a tea party, she manages to get her way with Uncle Tony’s help. She doesn’t hear the word no when it comes to her uncles, not a single one is willing to tell her no, even if that means being forced into Dress Up attire and using their manners. As long as it stays between the nine of them only.

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“Are you sure about this?” You sigh leaning against the wall as you watch your daughter run from her uncle Clint who was chasing her down for of course stealing one of his French fries, her little legs going as quick as they could.

“Of course. We won’t damage her, I mean she’s made it this far.” Your husband Steve laughs, you roll your eyes at him.

“She’s at a very impressionable age right now.” You laugh as she does the zombie walk she picked up from Uncle Sam. “Last time I came home and she raving about Tammy Brady.” You give him a look, he flushes.

“It was supposed to be Tom Brady.” He shrugs. “But this time, it’ll be good, we’ll snack, watching approved movies, maybe go for a swim.” He tucks your hair behind your ear grinning at you.

“Fine, but floaties and put a swimmy pull up on her.” You sigh pushing off the wall before you catch your daughter scooping her up, she giggles warming everything inside you.

“Momma.” She squeals as you place her on the couch, squatting down in front of her grabbing her little feet.

“Alright Miss Sarah, momma and your aunts are going to go out for a while, I’ll be back before dinner. Are you going to be a good girl for your dad and uncles?” You grin at her as she nods. “Promise?” You stick out your pinky for her, she wraps her little pinky around yours nodding again.

“We have tea party?” She asks excitedly.

“Oh baby, maybe tomorrow?” You smooth back her hair. Sarah rolls her eyes, sighing loudly.

“No momma.” You look at her confused. “Not you.” You draws out the u as she falls back onto the couch in a dramatic flail. You look over at Steve giving him a ‘she gets this from you’ look, the team had gathered around, Steve shrugs.

“Tell me Miss.” You sigh trying to not laugh at her.

“Daddy and uncles.” She waves her hand towards them still laying on the couch.

“Oh well miss I’m not sure they will have the time.” You sigh feeling as if you were letting down your daughter.

“A tea party huh?” Tony jumps in, parting through the team coming towards Sarah who lifts her head from the couch looking at him, nodding excitedly. “Like with tea and cakes and little sandwiches?” He grins at her.

“Yeah!” She sits up with a burst of energy, you lean back startled.

“Then miss you shall come with me, lets pick out your goodies.” He puts out his arms as Sarah climbs the arm of the couch before she leaps into his waiting arms, they turn and head for the elevator.

“Tony, not a lot of sugar!” You call after the two.

“Shh, you’re not here!” He waves a hand dismissingly at you.

“Yeah!” Sarah chirp’s bubbly.

“Bye Miss.” You call to Sarah, who turns in Tony’s arms waving and blowing you a kiss.

“Dress up!” Sarah squeals clapping her hands.

“Be ready in two hours’ gentleman!” Tony waves as they step on to the elevator. You and Steve exchange a look, Buck shakes his head, Clint is chuckling, and Sam looks confused.

“Did she say dress up?” Sam asks looking around.

“I think her pink feather boa will look lovely on you.” Nat runs a finger down his cheek giving a wicked grin, he swats at her hand.

“Crap she’s going to want to sticker my arm again.” Buck sighs, looking down at his metal arm.

“Meant for destruction, became a little girl’s sticker book.” Steve snickers, Buck shakes his head.

“Is this tea?” Sam sniffs the cup.

“Fruity, more like juice I figured she didn’t really drink tea.” Tony picks up his own tea cup.

“Speaking of fruity, how’s anyone else feeling right about now.” Pietro asks looking around the tea party table.

They were all dressed in something, many somethings from Sarah’s very large dress up closet. Tony was sporting a purple and pink boa, a tan sun hat, large yellow sunglasses, and fake large, gold earrings with dangling green gems. Sam had been forces into a large black hat with white feathers, a yellow boa, and Sarah and managed to stick several large, fake rings on his fingers. Pietro was swatting at the feathers on the extra fluffy green boa around his neck, he had on large gold earrings with pink gems in the center, and oversized black sunglasses.

Vision had a large black boa wrapped around his neck, large silver earrings that dangled with pinks gems in them attached to his ears. Clint was wearing a scarf wrapped around his head like Rambo which Sarah did not approve of she kept giving him a dirty look, he had on Mardi Gras beaded necklaces, and several rings shoved on his fingers. Bruce had on a pink boa, large sunglasses in a purple color, with a large white floppy hat.

Buck was a little worse off than the others, He had a scarf wrapped around his head tied under his chin, large black sunglasses with rhinestones on the edges, and a large handful of Mardi Gras beaded necklaces as well that clinked against his metal arm that was once again decorated in princess stickers. Steve had a red boa and white boa draped around his neck, a lovely wide brimmed hat in a pink color sat on his head, several rings shoved on his fingers as well, and lovely large, silver earrings with yellow gems in the centers clipped to his ears.

“I feel like this is something I’ve seen my mother wear.” Sam sighs sipping his tea.

“I’m pretty sure that’s a look from the 40’s Buck’s got there.” Clint laughs as the table looks at him, delicately eating a macaroon.

“Really Barnes?” Sam raises his eyebrow at him.

“They’re really good.” Buck shrugs. “Who would have thought cute cookies would be so good.” He nibbles on the cookie once more.

“You are wrapped around her finger.” Bruce laughs.

“Coming from the man that couldn’t say no to the little blonde when she asked you to her tea party and to dress up with her.” Steve snorts.

“She does not ask, she demands.” Sam laughs defending Bruce, as he picks up a tiny sandwich looking it over before stuffing it into his mouth.

“Ahhhhh!” Sarah points her finger at him. “Manners.” She smiles pushing up her sunglasses that were slipping off her face, her purple hat flopping around her head, the white boa wrapped around her little neck the feathers sticking to her face, her purple Rapunzel dress underneath.

“Yes, Manners please.” Steve nods at them his eyebrows raised as he sips his tea, pinky out.

“I do not understand the need for fake tea parties.” Vison looks around.

“It’s a mile stone, little girls love tea parties.” Tony grins at Sarah who was babbling to herself as she picked out a little sandwich putting it on her plate, before sitting down smoothing out her dress and pushing up her glasses. “Besides she is my niece I’m supposed to spoil her, and join her imagination.” Tony grins.

“I’ll drink tea, play her games, watch her movies, and even eat with manners, but I’m not sure about this dress up thing.” Sam pulls on the boa around his neck.

“I dare you to try taking it off. Bet she comes over this table in a way that will remind you of her mother.” Buck and Steve laugh.

“I don’t doubt that.” Sam raises his eyebrows before looking at Sarah who was eating her tea sandwich quietly enjoying her tea party. “She’s lucky she’s cute.” He grumbles picking up one of the girly looking cookies.

“Tea?” Sarah perks up.

“Oh please.” Tony holds out his cup, Sarah and Steve pick the tea pot up together filling Tony’s cup.

“May I have more?” Clint asks sweetly holding out his cup, Sarah gives his scarf a dirty look but fills his cup as well.

“My I say Miss Sarah you throw a lovely tea party.” Bruce grins at her, she lights up giddy as she sits in her chair.

“Tank you.” She grins completely flattered.

The elevator dings, signaling someone had arrived, the men all exchange a look as the three women walk into the kitchen stopping in their tracks at the site in the living room, sitting around Sarah’s tea party table.

“Oh My God.” Wanda breathes her face lighting up.

“I’ve never been so happy.” Nat presses her hand to her heart a wicked grin spreading across her lips.

“I’m sorry we must have the wrong apartment. So sorry to interrupt your tea party ladies.” You raise your eyebrows at them, several shift awkwardly. Sarah claps picking up her sandwich and taking a bite, Tony is the only one who doesn’t look uncomfortable he leans back in his chair, legs crossed, completely comfortable in Sarah’s dress up accessories, he flamboyantly flips the boa around his neck as he sips from his tea cup.

“Please tell me someone is getting pictures of this.” You hiss at Nat and Wanda.

“Already going.” Nat’s phone stick slightly out of her pocket.

“So miss got her tea party I see.” You walk over towards the party fighting a grin. “You all make very, very pretty women.” You struggle to not laugh.

“Hey she doesn’t ask she demands.” Sam points at Sarah who smiles at him. “She’s as bad as her mother.” He shakes his head.

“I’m printing these right away.” Nat snickers suddenly the whole table looks up at Nat, phone in hand snapping away, the men jump up pulling at the dress up accessories quickly, only Tony stays put looking fabulous and content.

“Oh, I need copies.” Wanda and Nat are gasping for breath as the group straightens up.

“Beer?” Clint asks looking around.

“And guns.” Sam grunts trying to be ‘manly’, there is an all around agreement before they turn thanking Sarah for a lovely tea party and heading for the elevator.

“May we join your tea party?” You ask Sarah, she gestors to an empty chair, you, Nat and Wanda take a seat, each picking up something one of the men left behind. Wanda wraps a boa around her shoulders, Nat finds a hat with feathers, you pick up a scarf and hat.

“Tea?” Sarah perks up.

Oh please.” Nat holds out a cup.

“This is lovely tea miss.” You grin at her putting down the tea cup Steve had abandoned.

“Isn’t it? Try a sandwich.” Tony grins, still in his getup.

“My I say Uncle Tony, you look just marvelous.” You nod, Nat snorts and Wanda chokes on her tea.

“I know, I make this look good.” He nods his hand waving down the length of him.

“Oh, do your uncles love you.” You look at your daughter who nods, her curls dancing around her face.

#Marvel #Men of The Avengers x Sarah Rogers #Avengers x Reader #Avengers #Tea Party For 9 #Marvel Fanfiction #Avengers One Shots #Avengers Fanfiction

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can i ask for a scira fic? it could be anything, but if u want a prompt: Kira gets hurt and Scott/the pack freaks out

Scott McCall/Kira YukimuraRating: G, Word Count: 969Established Relationship, Canon Universe, Hurt Kira, Protectiveness, POV Kira♥Read on AO3

Kira understands why they’reworried. She’s hurt, she doesn’t like seeing her friends hurteither, but this is getting a little extreme.

‘Scott,I broke my arm, I can walk just fine,’ shehuffs.

‘I’m gonna put a blanket in the backseatfor you,’ Stiles says, then runs offbefore Kira can protest.

Not that she thinks protesting would’ve worked, because so far it’s only made everyone more overprotective.So she lets Stiles put the blanket in the backseat, she lets Scott and Liamsandwich her between them so she doesn’t getjostled during the ride, she lets Scott take what little pain she feels. Theonly person in the car who isn’tfreaking out is Lydia. She shrugs and pats Kira’s kneewhen Kira throws her a pleading look, begging for help.

‘I’ll call Deaton about the foxglove,’ Lydia says.

Turns out, kitsunes getting hit with foxglove isn’t the same as werewolves being hitwith wolfsbane. All it will do is make her powers dormant for a while, slow thehealing process and her reflexes.

‘It’s best to get a cast for her arm andmake sure any cuts are cleaned,’ Deatonassures them, and hangs up.

Stiles changes lanes to get them on route to the hospital.Melissa and Liam’s dad are waiting for them,amused smiles on their faces as they see how protective the boys are over Kira.

‘I’ll take it from here,’ Dr. Gayer says, gently prying Scott’s fingers from Kira’s shoulders, and then guides herfurther into the building.

Kira looks back over her shoulder and sees the rest ofthe pack rushing in, the only thing keeping them from following after Kira, isMelissa barring their way.

‘Whathappened?’ Dr. Geyer asks when hestarts wrapping up her arm. ‘Aren’t you supposed to heal?’

‘A witchshot me with a foxglove dart,’ Kiraexplains. ‘It’s not so bad for me, since I’m not actually a shapeshifter. Thehealing will speed up when it’s outof my system. Plus, I need to feel the pain to actually start the healing;Scott took so much of it that I still don’t feelit.’

Dr. Geyer chuckles and shakes his head. ‘Of course he did.’

They make small talk as Dr. Geyer secures her arm. Itdoesn’t take very long. It’s a small fracture of her ulna, anddoesn’t require a big cast. Theypick a colour, deciding on yellow for maximum writing efficiency, and then she’s done.

‘Howlong will it take before the foxglove is out of your system?’ Dr. Geyer asks, fitting a slingaround her shoulder.

‘A week?’ Kira guesses. Deaton hadn’t been sure either.

‘Howabout I see you in two weeks to take the cast off? Just to be safe?’

‘Okay.Thank you.’ Kira extends her hand,forgetting it’s her right arm that’s in the cast.

‘Happensa lot,’ Dr. Geyer assures her, andgently holds her fingers to shake her hand.

They walk back to the waiting room, and when they arriveDr. Geyer quickly steps back before he’sengulfed by the worried pack. From the corner of her eye, Kira sees that he can’t escape the slightly to tight,grateful hug from Liam.

‘I’m fine,’ Kiraassures everyone for the millionth time. ‘Justa little grimy and smelly.’

‘We gotyou these,’ Malia says, pointing toherself and Lydia, then hands over a packet of markers.

‘I getto go first,’ Scott grins, already grabbingfor the markers.

‘Tomorrow,’ Kira says, putting her foot down. ‘Now, I want to go home, wash offsome of this dirt, and change clothes. And no more taking my pain,’ she adds when Scott grabs her goodhand.

He responds with a sheepish, crooked smile.

The ride home is a lot more relaxing than the one to thehospital. It’s just her and Scott in thebackseat, while Stiles drives. Her parents are waiting for them by the door,looking more amused than worried. This isn’t thefirst time Kira’s broken something. Ithappened a couple times before her kitsune powers started saving her from herown clumsiness.

‘I thinkwe still have some markers from last time,’ herdad greets her.

‘Theygot me new ones,’ Kira says, holding themarkers up.

Her mother kisses her on the head and ushers them intothe house. ‘I put the protectivesleeve for showers on your bed, and there’s pizzaand Cola waiting for you on your desk.’

‘Thanks,mom. Thanks, dad,’ Kira says, then quicklypulls Scott to her room.

‘Howoften did you break something?’ heasks when they’re alone.

He’slooking far too amused and Kira shoves him in the shoulder. ‘I’ll tellyou if you help me with this.’ Shetugs at her shirt, only getting it halfway off.

Scott laughs, and gently pulls her shirt off the rest ofthe way. They shower quickly, not wanting to take any chance with the cast,even with the protective sleeve. After getting dressed, they curl up on the bed, eating pizzaand watching Voltron on Kira’s laptop.

‘I’m sorry for getting a littleoverprotective,’ Scott says. ‘I’venever seen you get hurt like that before. You always heal.’

‘I getit,’ Kira assures him. She presses a kissto his cheek, then quickly wipes away the grease she leaves behind. ‘I’dprobably do the same with you.’

‘You’d carry me to the car?’

‘Definitely.Though probably fireman-style. Not bridal.’

‘Justthrow me over your shoulder like a cavewoman,’ Scottdecides. ‘Always wanted someoneto do that with me.’

‘Youjust want to look at my butt while I carry you to safety.’

‘If it’s the last thing I might ever see,definitely,’ Scott grins. His facesoftens and he kisses her, gently. ‘Ilove you.’

‘I loveyou, too.’

#scira #twrarepair #kira x scott #kirascott #teen wolf #my fic #my teen wolf #my scira

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ask-hybrid-bangtan-blog · 7 years

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( this is an admin post, thank you so much for tagging me i’m sorry for getting back so late :< -admin )

Get to know me tag !!

Tagged by: @ask-business-jikook ( ty bb ♡ ♡ !! )

1. Are you named after someone?

mmmm nope !!

2. When is the last time you cried?

o man uh...when i fought w/ my sis? wheezes

3. Do you like your handwriting?

pfppffpfff sorta?? it’s better than it used to be but my eye sight make it difficult to write well :C

4. What is your favourite lunch meat?

ah um, like for sandwiches? turkey or roast beef !!

5. Do you have kids?

i have fur babies that i love with All My Heart

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

n o

7. Do you use sarcasm?

idk,,,,,DO I????

;----) that was sarcasm yes i do im a grade a edgelord

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

yee !!

9. Would you bungee jump?

no omg and id Cry So Much if anyone made me do that

10. What’s your favourite cereal?

im a slut for sweet cereal i lo v e peanut butter crunch, but i also really like raisin bran crunch when im trying to be healthier :}

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

not unless i have to its a hassle for my hands ;;

12. Do you think you’re a strong person?

i mean

i can go thru intense stuff w/out crying and then bawl my eyes out over a broken spoon so like,

??? m a y be

13. What’s your favourite ice cream flavour?

I LOVE MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP I’LL FIGHT

14. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

i always look at peoples eyes aaaaaaa i loooooove unique eye colors ♡ ♡

15. Red or pink?

red !! i’ve long grown out of my “i h8 pink im 3 manly 5 u” phase but red is still a fav :) !!

16. What is your least favourite physical thing about yourself?

o m an o jeez, , ,well weight is true but that’s a generic answer so i guess my hands? i wish they were bigger :-( they look a lot nicer palm side up tho !! O OR MY CALVES i cant wear knee/thigh highs cause my calves r so big :(((

17. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

grey sweatpants n im barefoot !!

18. What was the last thing you ate?

funyuns :,--)

19. What are you listening to right now?

o um im watching yt but vixx’s milky way has been stuck in my head all day lol

20. If you were a crayon what colour would you be?

lilac bc im soft and i love pastels !!

21. Favourite smell?

i , , , ,, Love the smell of rain

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

umm my mom? i call her sometimes while i wait for the bus lol

23. Favourite sport to watch?

puppy bowl 10/10

24. Hair colour?

dark blue, just dyed it !!!

25. Eye colour?

green :,)

26. Do you wear contacts?

ohhh man im scared af of contacts plus my glasses make me look cute :-}

27. Favourite food to eat?

oooo this is sorta specific? i like it actually uH

egg rolls !! they’re so fun to eat

28. Scary movies or comedy?

im a wimp(tm) i love comedies but i’ll watch a scary movie if its so bad its funny lol

29. Last movie you watched?

a bunch of 90s cartoon movies w/ my little bro. i think we stopped at balto?

30. What colour shirt are you wearing?

red !!

31. Summer or winter?

WINTER i loVE BUNDLING UP AND BEING A GIANT FLUFF

32. Hugs or kisses?

um i havent rea ally k is sed an y yone but i l o v e h ugs

33. What book are you currently reading?

o man nothing atm but i reeeeeally want to !! there’s a list of books i wanna buy but i don’t have the money ;;

34. Who do you miss right now?

ahhh i’ve been missing my dog lately, he was really young ;;

35. What is on your mouse pad?

fufu ck funny story ok here we go

i asked for a companion cube mouse pad like 2 Christmases ago right well

my mom went to j-town and got me a mouse pad but it was hatsune miku append and her tiddys are out but my whole family still uses it for the family computer aosifoisfosoidf

i like vocaloids im a Grown Man and i like it still sue me but that was just too much tiddy bres, , , at least it wasnt those foam titty mouse pads tho soifsdoifsdo

36. What is the last tv show you watched?

bobs burgers lol the b&b episode, , ,a classic

37. What is the best sound?

rain falling ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

o man uh rolling stones just for the sake of beatles discourse lolololol

39. What is the furthest you’ve ever travelled?

i’ve been to hawaii!! otherwise i’ve never left my state :‘)

40. Do you have a special talent?

u uu u h h h um m mm well my family thinks im a good singer?? whe e zes

41.Where were you born?

California !! in a small town :’)

I tag: @ask-witch-yoongi @ask-undead-hobi @ask-princess-jin @ask-college-taegi @ask-95z @ask-jinnie-hyung @ask-jedi-jeon @ask-witch-jiminie and aaaa wow a lot more um all my mutuals !! and sorry if i tagged you and you’ve already done this, lots of love from admin !! ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

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