Another day at Area 51, the most mysterious place in Nevada, right next to a casino in Reno I heard of once that gambles all in Pringles. One of the soldiers who guards the base with me told me about it.
“Hey Testosterone Juice, did you hear about that casino in Reno that gambles all in Pringles?” One of the soldiers asked me.
“Actually, the T stands for Testicle now and the J stands for Juggler. So I’m Testicle Juggler Maxx, at your service.”
“Oh, my bad! It’s hard to keep track at these things! Anyway, it makes me happy when I tell people about that casino, so have you heard?”
“That’s okay! I just have to make sure people know how much I drink testosterone. Because I’m man…lee. I think that’s what the adverb is. Man Lee. He was a famous guy, right?”
“Err…you could just say you’re on T like some of the guys around here.”
Looking back I have to say the Area 51 raid was one of my favourite memes
90s Dude would have definitely been in on the “raid area 51” crowd and he probably stood a pretty good chance of actually getting in
Can you believe in this timeline the Area 51 raid was a complete success but TanaCon was a dumpster fire?
uhh remember the area 51 raid? yeah that except we all storm jeff bezos’s house for real this time and rob him, he can’t stop all of us
No offence to 2020, but what the fuck sis
When Billy Joel dies we need to make a second version of “We didn’t start the fire” out of events that happened between the original song date and his death as a memorial. Look I don’t want him to die but this needs to happen.
“Columbine, 9/11, Raid Area 51”
“Anti-vax, Flat Earth, Trump is President”
I just need more fics of characters being ex Area 51 ￼￼guards just like no info about what they used to do just other characters finding out and rightfully freaking the fuck out
Remember when life was good and we were watching people Naruto run across the desert cause they were gonna rescue all the aliens from Area 51? Yeah, I miss it too.
My friend’s little brother says he wants to raid area 51 now because no one’s expecting it you go little dude
Wait if this quarantine thing’s still gonna go on till the end of the year does that mean there will be no Area 51 raid this September?