#aren't these amazing

[adhd-merlin]

some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

#amazing #fandom #the hands of a hundred winters #though to be fair to lev he was also kept pretty busy by all the cheating on his wife #those peasant girls aren't gonna fuck themselves!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

pearls are RIDICULOUS because you think you know what a pearl looks like, you can envision it in your head, it's just a simple little white dot, but then all of THESE exist also

...such a versatile calcified bodily fluid

#aren't bodily fluids amazing :)

[isjasz]

"[...]Plus, when it rained, the palace grounds were pretty much empty, everyone else taking shelter, so I’d usually have the whole garden to myself. Perfect time to dance around like nobody was watching.” 

“Dance around?” 

“Yeah!”

(In which the vex prince sets out on a magical journey of a lifetime, and an unassuming avian knight is dragged along for the ride.)

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THE DOOR IS NON-EXISTENT ALREADY LAST BUT VERY NOT LEAST FOR HSBB FROM ME These are my pieces for @gaylotusthatexists's epic fic series "to the ends of the earth" again in @hermitshippingbigbang!! :D

This is for chapter 11 of the fic featuring THE DANCE SCENEEEEEE go. read it. it's so worth it i swear they are so SJKDADwijwa and the whole world Lotus has created within the fic is so cool!!

It's botw but epic and it's scarian and I might have immediately lost it when I saw the fic summary back in *checks dms with nox* September. and the actual fic did not disappoint it is absolutely lovely <3

GOOGGOO YIPPEE👉👉👉👉👉

#dddaily4sherin #day 219 early post again WOOO #hermitshipping #scarian #desert duo #hermitblr #my art #comic #kinda? for the first one #HSBB 2023 #read it for the old botw au we made. look at least they aren't 100 years old amirite /SILLY #its honestly fucking sick #also the color palettes for these pieces are roughly inspired by the faron region in botw :D #lotus ur amazing LETSGOOOO #also shoutout to choco for helping me with the second piece i swear i went through the 10 stages of grief ty man o7

[frownyalfred]

Alcohol tips for newbie writers (or non drinkers!):

At bars, people who order “chasers” after their shots are ordering something to wash down the taste of their shot with. This can be juice, soda, more alcohol, or even pickle juice

Hard liquor is generally sold in stores as shots (tiny bottles), fifths, liters, and handles or in ml (50, 100, 200 etc)

Most people can’t finish an entire fifth of hard liquor (vodka, etc) on their own without being very ill

Conversely, many people can finish an entire bottle of wine on their own without being ill

Liquor can be “bottom shelf” or “rail” or “well” -- all synonyms for the cheapest version of alcohol a bartender has. Bars generally keep several “levels” of alcohol stocked

You order a drink with the alcohol first, then the mix -- e.g., a “vodka soda” or a “Tito’s and tonic”

When you “close out a tab”, you pay for all of the drinks you’ve had that night. Either the bartender already has your card (you “opened a tab” earlier) or it was quiet enough that they just kept an eye on you and tallied your bill up at the end

“Doubles” are drinks or shots with double the standard pour of alcohol

In the US, most shots (pours) are 1.5 oz by default. 

Mixed drinks (gin and tonic, vodka lemonade, cosmos, etc) are generally made up of 1-2 shots and a mixer 

If you don’t specify which type of alcohol you’d like in a mixed drink (vodka cranberry, for example) the bartender will put whatever the “house” liquor is -- and this depends entirely on the establishment. A dive bar will pour rail by default, whereas a nicer tavern might make all vodka cranberries with Tito’s

PLEASE TIP YOUR BARTENDERS THEY WILL REMEMBER YOU I PROMISE

#especially if you throw up #please tip the hell out of your bartenders they have amazing memories #tips #writing tips #writing #fic #fic tips #fic ideas #alcohol #tw: alcohol #cw: alcohol #fandom #tips for newbie writers #or people who don't drink #but want to write about a bar scene #these are just some points I think are handy #and aren't really taught anywhere #they're just sort of learned along the way #am I missing anything? #add to this

[quiescentdestiny]

Getting Jean's perspective of Neil has casually reminded me that Neil really was out here in tfc acting like Andrew was insane for thinking he was a mole for the Ravens.

Like the man was so offended that Andrew would assume that, even though he spent every moment before that being completely fucking feral, having a literal shrine to Kevin and Riko in his bag at all times along with $250,000 in what amounts to cash, knew french well enough to not only yell at Kevin with no context, but say something that got Kevin to throw him against a wall in retaliation....

This is the man who had the audacity to act like Andrew's assumption that he was hired by the Moriyamas was completely unreasonable.

#my posts #like.... my man. #you are the most suspicious motherfucker in the state rn. #God. Jean's pov of this feral man was just amazing. #And that's AFTER he's been domesticated a bit LMAO. #tsc #tsc spoilers #well sorta there aren't really any spoilers since I'm mostly talking about tfc but #Neil Josten #Jean Moreau #Andrew Minyard #Kevin Day #aftg

[zackpacklol]

Everyone talking about possible real Jax angst, Pomni's abstraction, etc.

Meanwhile I'm here fixed on this small, fat purple gummy crocodile dude

He gives real goober energy imo

(aw nah they reincarnated Peppino as a cowboy crocodile 😭😭😭😭)

Also:

This may be one of the craziest references ever made in the history of media, bravo goose.

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #pizza tower #yes i'n including the pizza tower tag #feel free to rip my head off in the comments ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #the amazing digital circus spoilers #also forgot that tag for a second #gummigoon #purple gummigoon #if they aren't called that imma riot

[nightthinker-08]

I've been watching your kindness keep A lonely company Look at the fire and think of me

I've been watching you creep Around my wandering feet Trying for years to flee

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #my art #pomni tadc #ragatha tadc #They aren't sun and moon #They're moon and earth 😌 #also if you pay attention Pomni hovers up when its on no #And Ragatha for yes #buttonblossom #everytime I add that tag I 2nd guess it cuz its all in subtext lol #I'll draw something nice and sweet with them again... eventually...

[uncanny-tranny]

If somebody in your life offers to knit or crochet or, really, create anything for you, please be an active participant in the creation of the piece they are making. I adore making and gifting things, but nothing bums me out quicker than a person who passively just goes "okay," to my ideas about what I'm making them - it can send the message that they won't like it, or that they don't care, even if they're happy about my offering. The back-and-forth feedback is a great way to make sure that you are being gifted something that was truly worth the time, effort, expertise, and money that will inevitably go into the gift!

I know it's really hard to be an active participant, believe me, I'm an anxious ball of horror, but it will only do good for both parties to interact in this situation. It is a big deal to be offered a hand-crafted gift, but it's also something we want you to love and use, and that can only happen if you tell us what would make you fall in love with what we create.

#advice #relationships #art #fiber art #knitting #crochet #i always try to remember that some people's responses to something big is to clam up and become more passive... #..i just want to remind you that you aren't in danger of Ruining Everything by suggesting things or asking questions or saying what YOU wan #like i asked my dad specifically how he would feel if i made him items SPECIFICALLY so i could gauge if he would like them for instance #i don't just want to create something i want the recipient to actually LIKE it #which is why i typically (not always) ask how somebody would feel about me giving them a specific gift #i know some people genuinely don't care in the sense that they would appreciate ANYTHING but sometimes that doesn't always translate i gues #im crocheting a set of coasters for my dad and i really hope hell truly like them because i'm not sure based on how he responded to my ideas #it makes me so happy to gift things but it's with the caveat that the recipient will think it is An Amazing Gift That Is SO Good And Useful

[just-french-me-up]

Hyperfeminine characters 🥰🥰🥰

Hyperfeminine characters who aren't portrayed as stupid, vapid or vain 🥰🥰 Hyperfeminine characters who genuinely enjoy quote unquote feminine interests and aren't vilified or looked down upon because of them 🥰🥰 Hyperfeminine characters who are big on female friendships rather than thrown into jealousy and "cat fight" arcs 🥰 Hyperfeminine characters whose deep interest in fashion isn't considered superficial and silly, but interesting and respectable! 🥰 Hyperfeminine characters who aren't the butt of the joke and who are well-rounded characters with depth 🥰🥰

#IDK how to tag this #but basically #more elle woods #also hyperfeminine characters include characters who arent female presenting #i'm just!!!!!!!!!! reclaiming hyperfeminine characters!!!!!! #cause!!!!!!! you can be hyperfeminine and badass and clever and intelligent and kind and interesting and ALL SORTS OF THINGS #you know what she IS like other girls #and what about it #like girls aren't :')))))))))) amazing :'))))))) #anyway #imma write all the hyperfeminine people I can #mine

[flickering-nightfall]

#here's the other crossover i was talking about #“what do you mean these aren't denizens?” #“what the hell did that cat thing DO???” #...how do you think five pebbles got on the train? #do you think it magically destrung him? #do you think it just barreled through the walls of his superstructure to get to his puppet... #rain world #rw spoilers #dp spoilers #rw artificer #five pebbles #infinity train #infinity train spoilers #sort of #only tagging simon and grace in my heart because they're in the background #i hope one day infinity train magically gets picked up again and finished #it's an amazing show

[muffinlance]

Isopuppy's got legs for DAYS

Just need to get the top carapace on and write up the tutorial, and y'all can make your own Good Dog.

My baby spent most of the morning crawl-chasing me around, desperately pointing at the pupper to be allowed a hug (which she was finally granted just before nap time when I got the back seam closed, and she hugged it So Hard, then gummed those antennae real good). Toddler is demanding he be allowed to sleep with it tonight. So isopups are VERY snugglable, is what I'm saying.

#I love that white fabric now that it's all sewn up #that white fabric was THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE while working with it #Had to get out a vacuum to deal with how much it was shedding #Had to literally have a dedicated outfit to sacrifice to the shedding that I changed in and out of before approaching that fabric #Had to WEAR A MASK at the sewing machine to keep it out of my mouth #There are people in a fabric factory somewhere dying of Faux Fur Lung there's no way there aren't #Anyway looking forward to the shell! #The non-shedding shell! #Salvage #The amazing isopuppy #avatar the last airbender #atla #Sewing

[arthursfuckinghat]

There needs to be a scientific study done on how Rockstar Games' Arthur Morgan is able to provoke the most earth shattering emotions I didn't even know I had in me

#you guys get me right #like you feel it deep in your chest #the joy the anguish the grief #it feels like words aren't enough #and I don't mean it as in “sad moment in video game makes you sad” #I mean it as in “a deep and well written moment that has been slowly building is fleshed out in a video game and I think about for weeks” #when I say I lose sleep over this game I really mean it #I spend hours just laying in bed thinking about everything that happens in arthur morgan's life #it eats at me #I'm not ashamed of how much I have cried over this game #it fucking gets to me #playing rdr2 is the best form of escapism until the story hits you like a stab in the chest but the blade just pushes in further and further #until you're left with a gaping wound #“wow michael I didn't know you were so emotional over pixels on a screen” #except those pixels were acted out and performed by real people and voiced by real people and designed to look like real people #the game's main target was historic realism emphasis on REALISM #to provoke emotions through amazing storytelling #it's okay to feel strongly about things!! #this game man #this game #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick thinks #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 spoilers

[pain-in-the-butler]

A compilation of art for my Dadbastian fanfic Coattails that I commissioned from the incredibly talented @tomoyoo! They went above and beyond with the details... Each picture feels as cozy and warm as a storybook, right? I'm so delighted with how they turned out!! Thank you for making each one so beautiful! 🥹🥹🥹

#coattails #not sebaciel so please don't tag as such! thank you! #kuroshitsuji #the backgrounds are just gorgeous.. thank you for your research and dedication to them #the outfits in the first one are amazing! I love Ciel's shirt and Soma's whole ensemble is so cozy yet regal #look at Ciel in the cardigan in the third one though? he is cozy #the expressions are my favorite. they're so animated! just as I imagine them to be.. #I really like Ciel's in the first pic because I imagined him looking annoyed but you actually made him seem curious #and I actually like that more I think it's cute... he really does want to be friends with Soma huh 🥺 #Sebastian's expression in the third picture is great. >:o #he's about to throw hands with an old lady #Edward and Ciel's competitive faces! being silly... I love Them #Ciel needs to get swept up in silly competitions more often I think... #and then the last one!! bonding over tea! it's so amazingly tender 😭 #I don't think I imagined it coming out so calming and gentle... it's so emotional #it makes me want to keep writing! #if you are a Coattails reader I hope you love these as much as I do! #and if you aren't a Coattails reader... maybe these will convince you to become one? 😏 because they are so full of personality! #thanks times a million tomoyoo!! #(I should wait till tomorrow to post but I want to do it now...)

[webcxre]

yuo're honor they're buddies

#the amazing digital circus #ena joel g #tadc caine #ena #doodle #my art #i came up with this as a joke but im rly vibing with the idea that spawned from it while i was drawing #like ena's world being garbage data out in the void. whatever the ram is spitting out while rendering everything else #sometimes caine visits to make sure it doesnt spill into the circus grounds and the humans cant accidentally stumble upon it #(also yes i hc both as autistic yes i am projecting 💖) #ena with her meltdowns and caine with not really picking up that his adventures aren't as fun to the humans as he'd think. and more #also WOW im rusty with ena #😔

[arrietty-rune]

Sooooo, i started an Infection AU except it's based on the Joy episode from Gumball

They're changing to cute and "friendly" monsters mixed with candy gore :'D

Small sheets of some characters btw !!

#tawog #the amazing world of gumball #gumball watterson #rachel wilson #tobias wilson #larry needlemeyer #I actually really like how Gumball looks- #he just wants affection :( #candygore #tagging it anyway #tw blood #joy infection au #my take on this isn't really horrific but survivors has still to avoid the infected so still zombie like despite they aren't dead lol #i'll try to add more infos about this but idk how much i'll do from this au since i'm working more on steam tales #blooming tree

[tribow]

Tell me you don't play indie games without telling me you don't play indie games.

#indie games #video games #youtube #aaa games #wow maybe if you play games that aren't made with the player experience in mind they are boring! #wow if I play games that hinder skill expression i have less fun! #wow when I play games and look up how to play it optimally I'm bored! #idk man maybe the games you play suck #play indie games im literally begging you to play better games #they're cheaper and a better bang for their buck just play indie games #even though nintendo still tends to make some amazing stuff they're still trash compared to the heights indie games reach nowadays #play some damn indie games #maybe some middleware games too