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#arguably the most boring trilogy with thor being the central boring character and you choose to forget the one non-boring part
worstloki · 4 years
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selvig, fool: loki? brother of thor?
jane, an intellectual: thor? you mean loki’s older brother?
#the fact that people in real life do this is ????#arguably the most boring trilogy with thor being the central boring character and you choose to forget the one non-boring part??#darcy jane and loki built the first 2 movies and you're remembering loki as ''thor's brother''???#you realise thats exactly the kind of trash talk that got loki riled up in thor 1 and avengers 1 right??#so here is jane throwing thor under the bus because if JANE was the one shield had gotten to work on the tesseract in avengers 1...#well i'm pretty sure after a year of thor ditching her after his brother attacked him she'd be more concerned about loki#since loki would have a reason to come back to earth (vengeance) and thor apparently didn't (what is love?... baby don't huRt mE-)#so here's an imagine prompt for you:#imagine that SHIELD hiring Jane to continue her research in *teleportation* involved messing with the tesseract#since the tesseract gives out energy readings similar to the einstein-rosenbridge stuff she'd gotten from thor she's happily researching#loki is hanging around in the background but jane wasn't cautious with SHIELD like jane is#Jane is full-blown ambitious and doesn't even need Loki subtly nudging her mind to accept the offer#a year later and there are no signs of Thor and Jane hasn't given up of course not but that was physical proof of her research gone with him#she doesn't know what else she'd been expecting but a year later and not a word and oh boy is she just an teensy bit bitter#for all Thor's talk of *magic* being a real thing he apparently couldn't get a letter to her? a note? she'd thought they had something there#a year later loki comes through the portal and torture on top of the mind stone is bringing out the worst in him so he introduces himself#and maybe just maybe the stone is bringing out the worst in her but when he says his name and erik (keeping an eye on jane) mentions thor...#well she bitterly says 'thor? you mean the brother of loki?' and maybe its petty but here's BETTER proof of her research and it aint Thor#loki's just surprised someone didn't try and put thor's importance above him so of course he takes her even if the stone is barely needed#loki doesn't need selvig he's got jane and when thor gets to earth it makes everything more tense#thor's understandably more volatile and loki's far more happy about this than he should be and jane is happy thor's suffering#but when loki asks her to build a fail safe in case of relocations she doesn't see why its needed but she does it#cue the end of new york and jane is in selvigs place except when loki's got cuffs on and the mind control is gone jane still supports him#naturally loki gets away and since jane is so adamant that loki isnt evil he takes her with him#because yes he was working against the mind stone and rigging his attack but he hadn't planned on anyone caring enough to notice#but jane is smart and ambitious and after the mind stone showing her the bitterness she has she knows her and Thor won't ever work out#so she forgets about him and now Jane and Loki are a criminal duo who are actually training the avengers up to be able to tackle thanos#jane gives darcy a ring and she's instantly on-board with the wack-a-mole story she gives her of loki actually being a good guy#now the three of them are known criminals any of which could take on the entire team of avengers (jane's got tech/darcy's got martial arts)#I've got more tags but they've been cut off because ''i'm going over the tag limit'' and ''stop going over the tag limit'' and ''seriously''
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