#arson apparently

[t1drose]

what did i just find

@how-name what have you done

YOUR HYPERFIXATIONS ARE SCARING ME

#toh #willow #toh willow #wtf #arson apparently

[silverware-is-interesting]

i had this idea a day ago and suddenly remembered then drew this in an hour. yeah, it's based off the "i think were gonna have to kill this guy, steven" "damn" meme, i just don't know what guardener would call them

#silverware's art #undertale yellow #undertale yellow guardener #uty #uty guardener #do the little bots have names??? #i know that i can define one as the gun one. #another one apparently likes arson. #and the other one tells you about one of the little bots apparentley got 7 others to jump into the 300 degree (i think?) Pepto bismol lake #it's kinda lazy but i thought it was good enough to post so

[theabyssgazesalsointoyou]

this piece of book lore is pretty interesting to me

#i've run out of things in the source material to think about lmao #i think this is why they used to be called arson boyfriends?? #bc jake set the fire too apparently #which. interesting #oh yeah and in the book it's not his house #idk where i'm going with this i'm just looking for richjake scraps here #'i don't know why jake didn't get out' obviously he couldn't get out without his bf 🙄/j #bmc #be more chill #rich goranski #jake dillinger #richjake #< sorta. they're mentioned together therefore it's richjake

[chaoticstabby]

All jokes aside (though they're very funny, great job everyone) I am seething that the death of an ex president who was known for being, at best, shit and at worse actively criminal, is overshadowing the victims of the wildfires

#chile #like apparently he was told not to fly his stupid helicopter and did it anyway #a very avoidable death that is now being used by the right for their own fucked up purposes #the victims of the wildfires (arson! it was arson!) deserve so much better

[trash-town-champion]

What drinks da2 characters order

In absolute fuck it we ball energy, I am replaying da2 here is a post for any of u who are still here from when I made this blog in high school

Yes this is modern / our world i dont care

Hawke: coronas. No, coors lite. Idk the beeriest college beer there is. Hawke is a ferelden farm boy this dude doesn’t even do mixed drinks he buys 6 packs only. Catch hawke in the club with one of those pitchers of beer thats like 64oz. If he must, whiskey soda(cola), and his go to shots are jameson

Varric: old fashioned is his go to, gin and tonic if he’s slowing down, and guinness if he’s really taking it easy, he doesnt really do shots

Fenris: he’s from tropical tevinter so must be tequila and mezcal, he usually does traditional tequila shots with salt and lime, but he’ll take a traditional margarita, salt rims on everything, he also likes tajin and will do mango if it’s spicy. Wine is a whole other ball of wax but he doesn’t really fuck with anything white or rosè he’d drinks cabs

Isabela: she’s a pirate so she likes rum, rum&coke is her go to, but she’ll do piña coladas, daiquiris, mai tais, and corny stuff like jello shots, blowjob shots, isabela only really likes shots if they’re this big communal event you make everyone do, she doesn’t do shots on her own, she’s the queen of mixed drinks and is low maintenance, if no rum she goes to vodka cran

Anders: white claw queen, trulys, high noons, go to mixed drink is long island iced tea, maybe screwdriver, but he will send things back if they’re not sweet enough and makes a terrible sour face every time he does a shot. This does NOT mean he does not do shots. He just has no preference bc he has no taste for liquor. He will order those ice blended drinks that are gross fake sugary, he drinks artificial shit like green apple flavored vodka, he brings malibu to every house party

Carver: he’s cut from the same cloth as hawke so he also drinks 6 packs. they order gallons of beer at a time and split them often, he’s always sipping mini fireballs out of his pocket as if he’s not surrounded by alcoholics, and he orders hennesy shots flat with no special flair

Bethany: cosmo, lemon drop, sex on the beach, sangria, she rejects beer because of her brothers, but she’ll do whiskey shots with them. she also likes ceremonious shot rounds like isabela

Aveline: ok so she’s obviously not down at the bar getting fucked up with everyone else, she mostly drinks beer and wine, she likes ipa’s and can get surprisingly sophisticated about beer, she doesn’t feel she has the refined palette of good wine choice (but she’d probably pass up many others) if she must order a mixed drink she’ll have whatever her friend is having, and if they’re doing shots she takes them like a pro

Merrill: oh boy this one’s hard. I think they just feed her drinks until she likes one and the ones she picks are so random to them they can’t follow the pattern. In reality, she has a preference for an herbal taste where she’ll like anything that tastes like she’s eating the forest or a garden, gin because it’s piney, garnishes with sage or basil or rosemary but she always eats the garnishes out of her drink whole, and she also likes to chew on the ice afterward. She’s a huge lightweight and gets drunk after two drinks but she really doesn’t mind the taste of them bc she would eat grass so she slurps down many a hard drink and then shes wasted

#if u read this i love u #please send me asks and engage with me #i love u more than anything kirkwall #city of addicts criminals and constant arson apparently #theyre party people what can i say #da2 #dragon age #companions #dragon age 2 #dragon age headcanons #hc #bioware #hawke #fenris #isabela #varric #anders #carver #bethany #aveline #merrill

[j4gm]

I love how there is no way of telling if a reblog you added to something has popped off unless it happens to cross your dash again.

#apparently I’m in a popular reblog chain with maia arson crimew and ted anderson

[paper-lilypie]

if you burn down the orchard then you’re gregory and the orchard is the plex

i knew I was a special kid deep down inside

#arson is in our blood apparently #ask lily

[sunsets-and-phantoms]

so this iconic pub in my hometown was mysteriously closed last week and sold to a private buyer - however as it’s from the 1700s, it’s a listed building which means no demolishing and developing. Conveniently for the buyer, the whole thing burned down the other day, and the fire brigade took longer to get to the entrance because the road was blocked with debris.

I’m really sad.

#luckily the entire West Midlands is going batshit about it so it was even in London news the other day #west mids police are apparently investigating as arson #phantom.txt #the crooked house

[rocketonthemoon]

my vote is for arson!

#sideguitars #Ask a Rocket #the true lore of this blog is that every now and then #someone reminds me in some way that I apparently give off the vibe of liking arson #which is hysterical but also not entirely untrue #anyways let's get on that time travel shall we?

[soupkiddo]

love how my mom heard that I was moving to Oakland to live with a group of close friends and immediately starting going on about the crime rates, but had no problem with me moving ON MY OWN to the STABBING CAPITAL OF CANADA with literally NO FRIENDS OR PERSONAL CONNECTIONS TO SPEAK OF

#she makes me insane #i told her i had been living in goddamn canadian detroit for 2 years and that somebody literally got stabbed outside my old apartment #and that i literally watched people get arrested from my window on a regular basis #but shes like “but its not oakland” #like??? i was living on my own??? for the first time??? in an apartment building full of people cooking meth. #(that apartment got burned down like a month after i moved out. it was arson) #apparently that is preferable to moving into a nice house with some of my best friends #anyways #excited to move out!!!

[silverware-is-interesting]

first drawing of the new year and last drawing of 2023, and it's guardener, how neat!

#silverware's art #undertale yellow #undertale yellow guardener #apparently i can't spell because i had to edit the letters in the drawing #i quite like her. but also her fight was pretty annoying. not the worst but mildly annoying #i also like the little back up bots. especially the one who's special interest is arson. #and the one who shows up with a gun #anyways. new years. yay

[theabyssgazesalsointoyou]

asdfhjfk what do you mean richjake used to be called arson boyfriends

#it's. only slightly better compared to arson bros but it's still terrible #apparently it's because of the book??? fhdbshksjs #speaking of. the book was sooo vile it wasn't a 'bad' book per se but it was gross (as it was probably intended) #anyway richjake is a perfectly fine ship name i'm glad they got the most sensible one in the fandom #bmc #be more chill

[spacecowboyhotch]

i will shut the fuck up eventually but it is so strange that i will be someone’s wife???

#arson shut up challenge #me? getting married? #yes apparently

[nocturnalsleuth]

so my workplace was on fire in the middle of the night

#ns posts #it doesnt really feel real apparently its burnt down like to the ground #i wouldnt be too surprised of it was wiring or if someone left like the oven on or something #but if it was arson im gonna be so upset

[5starluvr]

Quick rant Ya’ll

#istg this one girl I used to talk to in 2020-2022 just texted me and I’m going crazy #like what the fuck #I do NOT want to talk to you like why are you texting me „do you remember this hahah #clearly the fuck not because I hate your fake ass #girl Is NOT ashamed of what she did? #like girly don’t YOU remember faking mental illness and saying you were bipolar and then said you had DID? and then you were borderline?!?. #like she was that girl who wanted to be called Arson and then Echo and then Rain like?!?!? #also her bf (idk if they r together anymore) apparently looks like a guy from maze runner #like no he doesn’t he looks like he was dropped at birth and ran over by a truck #he also climbed fucking doors #please go back to your village and never talk to me again #im going insane #im going to kms #i hate her #she is so manipulative #actually narcissistic #toxic #Fake #Pick me #and so on #like I’m going into psychosis #i hate these people #AHHHHHHHH #that was my rant🎀

[bludrawscjrpcraft]

…

…arson died

#(arson was the baby fox) #(for once he wasnt killed by a creeper) #(apparently hostile mobs will attack foxes. including zombies) #(im not sure why i havent seen it happen to other ones)