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playgrl0 · 9 months
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it's always been you / hanma
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when hanma picks up his phone and hears your sniffles at the other end of the line, he knew right away what the reason for your tears were. he tells you to send him your location and stay where you are and that he's gonna pick you up. with a deep sigh he grabs his zip up hoodie and leaves to come and pick you up.
you went on a date with this ´funny looking´​ guy, as shuji would say. he has no idea what you see in him and he doesn't like that you hang out with him. at all.why? hanmathinks that he makes it pretty obvious that he likes you romantically. he doesn’t hide it at all, he constantly flirts with you and is extremely touchy, just like a boyfriend would be.
but hanma is your best friend, not your boyfriend. he never told you straight up that he's in love with you though. and you’re probably the most oblivious human on this planet, which is pretty amusing to him, so he wants you to figure it out yourself. when you first told him that you're talking to and hanging out with another guy that isn't him, he felt like committing arson. you told him that the reason you started talking to him was because you wanted to get over another guy that you were crushing on, and forget about him. so, you're using a guy to get over another one, and none of those boys are him? committing arson wouldn't be enough at this point.
about ten minutes after your call, hanma finally arrives at a bus station a few houses away from where that boy lives. you’re sitting on the bench, face finally dry from the few tears that were streaming down your face not too long ago. the sound of hanma’s bike catches your attention and you watch how he parks the bike, gets off, walks over to you and sits down next to you.
“d’ya want me to beat the fuck outta him?” he speaks up and takes off his zip up hoodie, “i think he’d look better with a few bruises and blood streaming down his face. that fucking asshole.” he mumbles as he puts the hoodie over your shoulders and then pulls out a cigarette and starts smoking. you only shake your head no as you put the hoodie on properly and keep staring straight ahead, which hanma finds weird. it's so unlike you to be quiet, even when you’re upset. that guy must've really hurt your feelings and hanma plans on hurting him way worse once he took care of you. “you wanna tell me what happened?” he asks and takes another drag from his cigarette. you sigh, “long story short, he said that i'm not good enough and he prefers a girl he's been talking to behind my back.” you quietly answer him. oh how hanma would love nothing more than to beat this guy unconscious. not good enough? you? the most amazing person he has ever met? and he knows, hanma knows that he should comfort you right now but since he's hanma, he cant help himself and let out a comment he's been waiting to say to you the second you called because he knew this would happen.
“i told you he's an asshole but you didn't listen.” he shrugs and earns a slap on the back of his shoulder. “thanks for nothing. drive me home.” you grumble and get up from the bench and walk over to his bike. he follows you with a smirk gracing his lips. “the fuck are you smirking at?” you ask pissed, arms crossed over your chest. he chuckles as he puts the helmet he specifically bought stole for you on your head. he makes sure it's secure and chuckles. “you’re not actually pissed at me and i'm not taking you home. you’re sleeping at my place tonight. hop on the bike.” he gets on and waits for you to get on as well. you sit on the bike behind hanma and wrap your arms around his middle. once he feels your arms holding tightly onto him, he starts driving you both to his place. you lean your head against his back, as good as the helmet allows it, close your eyes and think about everything that has happened. you knew from the beginning that dating this guy wouldn't end well. you knew that he was an asshole, shuji was right. fuck, you dont even have feelings for that guy, at all. you only wanted to distract yourself. at this point you’ll try everything to forget about him. to forget your feelings about shuji. right now it's hard to ignore those feelings. your stomach is filled with butterflies as you hold onto your best friend. you shouldn't feel like this about him. you shouldn't feel your knees weaken every time he smiles at you, your heart beating faster every time he touches you. it's so wrong. he's your best friend and that's all he’ll ever be.
“we’re here.” hanma's deep voice pulls you out of your thoughts. he stops the bike in front of his apartment building and gets off. he turns to you and gently removes the helmet from your head, then holds your hand to help you off the bike. and once again, your heart beats faster at his touch. you finally make your way into his apartment where you remove your shoes first and then walk into his bedroom where you flop face down onto his bed. you hear him chuckle behind you and he lets himself fall beside you. he's laying on his back and staring up at the ceiling while you're still on your stomach, face buried in his pillows. “how’re you feeling? wanna talk about it?” he breaks the short silence. you turn your head to look at him, his beautiful side profile makes your heart flutter, and you feel yourself starting to grow frustrated once again. why is he so handsome? you turn away again, “i'm pissed but i'm okay. i'll just find another guy. no problem.” you mutter into his pillows. hanma turns to look at you and is met with the back of your head. without realizing it his hand travels to your head where he starts to comfortingly scratch your scalp. it's something he’s always done to you, ever since you two were little. he does it when he knows you’re not feeling well, it helps you calm down and feel better. you turn your head back to him with a smile. “if you keep doing this i'll fall asleep.” he removes the hand and grins back at you. “you’re not going to sleep until you tell me what's going on with you.” “what do you mean?” you frown. a sigh leaves hanma's lips, “i mean, what's up with with you and wanting to desperately date someone? you never cared about relationships like that and it's so unlike you to just go out and date random idiots.” you turn to lay on your back as well and stare at the ceiling. fuck, what now? do you tell him the truth or should you lie? lying to him wouldn't even work anyway. he knows you too well and he knows when you’re lying. you suck at it. “earth to y/n?!” hanma pulls you out of your thoughts once again and pushes your shoulder with his. “c’mon, talk to me.”
you sigh deeply and sit up, leaning against the headboard of his bed, he follows your moves and looks at you, waiting for you to finally speak. "okay,” you sigh again. “i've been dating all these boys because i thought i could find the right one and that he would help me forget about my feelings that i have for someone else.” hanma hides his disappointment really well. it’s been hard for him to see you dating one guy after another and then telling him right into his face that you have real feelings for someone else. someone that isn’t him. fuck. but this isnt about him right now, its about you and he needs to make you feel better. if there’s one thing in this world that shuji hanma hates, it's seeing you upset. “oh. well, why do you want to forget about that other person so badly? why not just confess to them?” he casually speaks up. “yeah, no! i’m going to stop you right there. i definitely won't do that. it’ll ruin everything.” you mumble the last part quietly but he still hears it. “ruin what?” he frowns. “ugh, our friendship! it’ll ruin our fucking friendship!” you burst out, feeling super frustrated at this point. and what does hanma do?
he fucking laughs.
you look at him with the hardest death stare. “what’s so fucking funny?” you huff. hanma finally calms down and wipes an imaginary tear from under his eye. “a friendship? i’m literally the only friend you have. you have no friends other than me, idiot.” he finishes his sentence with a small chuckle and lays back down, both arms resting behind his head. your face heats up at his words. no, its fucking burning. you feel like your skin is about to burn off your bones. did you say too much? does he know now?
“i do have other friends, bastard!” you stutter over your words. “the sweet old lady that lives across from you and the little boy from the playground dont count. i’m your one and only.” he has the most proudest and widest shit eating grin on his face. “fuck you!” you throw one of his pillows at him and press another one on his face, trying to not actually suffocate him. he easily snatches the pillow from you and throws it right back at you. you catch it and bury your face in it. when you don't remove your face from the pillow again and don't say a word for a while, hanma grows nervous. did he say something wrong? he softly pinches your leg, “what’s wrong?” you finally remove the pillow and lay down next to him with a deep sigh. “you caught me.” you mumble defeated. “what do you mean?” he is more than confused right now. “that i like you.” the words leave your mouth faster than you wanted to. they just slipped out.
the both of you are staring at each other now, both of your eyes wide open and in shock. “shut the fuck up! i’m the guy you've been trying to forget about?” you dont think you’ve ever seen him so shocked at something before. “no! fuck! i didnt mean to..ugh! no, yes! yes, it's you. it’s always been you.” you ramble on while hiding your face behind your hands. hanma is a smiling mess right now. he just watches you being all flustered and listens to your rambles. he didn’t think it would be impossible for you to catch feelings for him, he just never thought that it would actually happen and he is more than fucking happy right now.
he quickly rolls on top of you and removes your hands from your face. he is met with your beautiful eyes that are staring right back at him in shock. this isn’t the first time in your friendship that he's on top of you or that you've been on top of him, but you just confessed your love to him and now he's laying right on top of your body and you feel like you might explode from feeling so embarrassed. you wish you could just sink right into the mattress and then disappear completely.
“cat got your tongue? what happened to your rambling?” he breaks the silence, smirking. “fuck off!” you whine, turning your head away. you know him too damn well so you know that hes gonna tease the fuck out of you now and hes going to have the time of his life with this. he suddenly grabs your chin and turns your head back to look at him. “i know you’re fucking embarrassed right now and i find it hilarious,” the smirk never leaves his lips and you roll your eyes at him. “but, i like you as well. i’m pretty sure you knew that though.”“shuji?? i did not know that?!” you squeal. “oh? i thought i was being pretty obvious. you’re just blind i guess.” he chuckles. “but anyway, i do like you as well. and now that you know that, please stop going out with other men before i end up murdering them all.” you both break out into a fit of laughter. hanma lets his head fall into the crook of your neck and you wrap your arms around him.
the laughter dies down after a short while and he mumbles against your neck, “please be my girlfriend?” he asks a bit careful and removes his head from your neck to look at you. “yeah,” you answer, smiling like an idiot. “i’ll be your girlfriend, yes!” you happily pull him into a hug, his head buried in your neck again. “thank god you said yes, i would've actually went on a murder spree to get rid of every single man.” “i know you would.” you laugh again as he pulls his head away from you again, his hand softly brushing over your warm cheek. “so, i can kiss you now that you're my girl, right?” he grins. “of course!” he wastes no time and presses his lips against yours and in that moment you feel like this is not only the happiest moment of your life, but also the most beautiful one. you thought and dreamt about this very moment so many times more than you would like to admit to yourself, but the reality of having his lips move softly against yours is a million times better than any of your dreams have ever been. his lips are surprisingly soft and warm and they're moving perfectly against yours, his tongue brushing over your bottom lip every once in a while. you don’t want this moment to end, ever, and neither does hanma. he’s kissing you gently but with a small hint of desperation and his big, calloused hands cupping your cheeks. he deepened the kiss and you pulled him as close to your body as you possibly could and both of you wanted more, more of each other, but your air is ran out so you finally pulled away and now you’re looking into each others eyes again while panting softly.
“fuck, if i knew kissing you would feel this fucking good, i would’ve hoped ​one of those guys you dated would hurt your feelings way sooner.” he earns a slap on the back of his head for that. “you could’ve confessed as well, why’d you wait so long?” you snap back. “ah, that’s a story for another time. i want more kisses.” he wastes no time and presses his lips against yours again.
he kisses you over and over and over again. throughout the entire night. “you’re mine now. forever.” he said.
he’ll never let you go.
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Kotlc characters at the pool
Sophie is horrible at swimming. Her parents tried to teach her for years but it didn't help. She was just reading at a corner table and staring at the fish in a pond until Keefe bothered her so much she forgot what she was reading. Then she just put the book down and talked to Keefe. It felt really nice when some girls staring at Keefe sent glares her way. He decided to teach her how to swim, and because he had her laughing so much, she forgot she was trying to swim. Sophie can now float.
Fitz was just chilling in the hot tub until Keefe said his abs were better. They made a challenge called "The Best Guy" where they asked every girl they found who had better abs. They got an exact 50/50 tie. They didn't know it was because Biana paid each girl to say certain answers. She also had Sophie as a backup in case another girl came in. The boys had no idea.
Biana looks like the girl who just tans the whole time, but she's not. She has her hair up in an elaborate hairstyle so it doesn't mess up, but she doesn't even wear makeup. She will cannonball and shove people in the pool all the time. She also made up her entire plan about the abs with Dex, who was still mad that Keefe dyed his hair blond.
Keefe was wadding around in the pool, too scared to get his hair wet. Then he went to bother Sophie until she finally talked to him. When he was trying to teach her to swim, she splashed his hair, and it was ON. They splashed each other and jumped around and had a really good time. Every person in the friend group had a conversation about how single they feel around Sophie and Keefe at some point.
Dex is prepping blackmail for the next day. When Biana came to him, he was ecstatic. In his opinion, 'no one wants to look like Keefe'. Blond hair only looked decent on people who weren't Keefe. He jumped in the pool a bunch with Biana. They both refused to go in the hot tub because they couldn't jump in it. Also, he's an excellent swimmer. He had a swimming challenge with Biana and he creamed her.
Tam doesn't mind the water; he grew up with it. He just floats the whole time. Other than when Biana and Dex would cannonball near him and he would have to swim away. One time Biana landed on him and they crashed to the bottom of the pool. Dex had to get out of the pool because he was laughing so hard.
Linh loves it. She's moving the water around for little kids and jumping into the water and was the last to leave the pool. Marella - who doesn't like to get wet - hated how many times she got splashed.
Marella doesn't like getting wet. She just lays on the tanning chair and snacks on chips while talking to Linh. Linh splashed her a lot and she threatened to commit arson on the building. She chatted with Stina a lot, too, but Maruca spent most of the time pissing off Wylie before they came over.
Wylie was so done. He was trying to chill with a friend his age that he brought but it was impossible with Linh splashing him and Maruca being annoying. Eventually he just jumped in the pool and hung out with Linh and they just kinda chilled other than the occasional splashing. At the very end, he joined his friend in the hot tub and mad efun of him/ pos
Maruca had a plan - annoy Wylie at all costs. It worked out pretty well. Once he jumped in the pool she started flirting with his friend to piss off Wylie more. The friend just kinda stared at her and slowly walked away. She told Marella and Stina right in front of Wylie and he was snorting laughing. She hung out with them at the end.
Stina was having a nice conversation with Marella and stealing her snacks - mainly chocolate. It was pretty chill for her. She sat with her legs in the pool.
Jensi decided to come with them. He was a bit uncomfortable until Biana and Dex invited him to jump with them. He didn't know how to swim, so they helped show him. He was a LOT easier to teach than Sophie, so soon he was able to jump around and hang with them.
Rayni hung out with Tam for a while, which was why Linh wasn't with him. She eventually left the pool for the hot tub when Fitz left. She ended up talking to Wylie’s friend, who was traumatized by Maruca's purposefully bad flirting. They ended up having a decent conversation because he didn't know who she was. When Wylie joined, they had a nice convo. They weren't friends, but he didn't hate her, and that was nice.
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kelin-is-writing · 11 months
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i hope you're rdy bc i have 3 dabi thoughts in total for you but i'll send them individually 🧍
alright let's start off easy xD
the fandom's thoughts on how dabi would react to finding out his s/o is pregnant seem to go in two different directions. either he's terrified and leaves for good or he sees it as a chance to prove that he's better than his dad. personally i usually go with the second one bc i want him to be happy xD
which leads us straight to girl dad dabi 🥺 i'll never get enough of thinking about dabi with a little girl that takes after him in a way that's almost scary. they have the same stunning blue eyes and it helps him learn to love them bc now they don't remind him of his dad anymore but his daughter instead.
she has the same unruly hair as him and it's a real pain to get under control. dabi even learns to braid her hair (it takes a while tho lmao) bc she always wants him to do it :3
your daughter also turns out to be a picky eater. her daddy doesn't like smt? she doesn't like it either. but this works the other way round as well. her daddy loves smt? she loves it as well. this becomes a little worrying tho after a while when the little girl starts to show interest in fighting heroes and worst of all: arson 💀
one time you find her in her room smearing watercolors all over her face and arms - purple to be exact - bc she wants to look just like her dad. and when you tell her that she can't get the staples she so desperately wants it breaks her little heart 😭
STOP RIGHT THERE MILK. STOP. RIGHT. THERE. MILK.
do you want me to cry? do you want me to shed tears so bad? like... the way dabi would absolute dote on his daughter, treating her with the outmost love and respect, never missing a chance to spend some quality time with you both like going to the sea or have late afternoon walks, granting every single wish of hers under your tender glance and smile like– he’s so gonna make sure she gets all the love, appreciation and attention your daughter wants and deserves.
“dad, i want some candies!”
“sure thing lil mochi.”
“dad! i want that plushie!”
“right away little pixie.”
“the moon looks so pretty!”
“i’m on it.”
“dabi no—”
at some point you gotta step in because he’s so ready to comply to every single request she does, even the craziest ones, a single syllable of your daughter and dabi is already on the move with the most chill and stoic face ever.
like that one time the three of you went to the zoo and your daughter said a simple “mr. lion looks so majestic, i love it so much!”, the next thing you know dabi was climbing up the fence, with the guards yelling at him that he can’t while you stand there trying to hide yourself behind your hands, not from the embarrassment but because of laughters since you didn’t expect him to do something so extreme “my daughter wants a lion and i’m gonna give her that fucking lion, ya heard me?!”, yeah no, he’d definitely go ballistic at any request from his little mochi.
in the end you guys got away with a plushie of a lion that your daughter loves, but to which dabi clicked his tongue at because he wanted to give her the real thing and not a miniaturised version of it, in all this you’re just laughing amused at funny all this situation was for you.
and i’m not allowing anyone to fight me about this, he would 100% read your daughter fairytales before going to sleep. dabi would lay with her on her small bed letting your daughter use his chest as cushion while he reads with soft soothing voice the fairytale of the night, once she’s asleep he would gently tuck her in and kiss her on the forehead lovingly, because she is one of the most precious existences to him.
and as you looked at them tenderly from the doorway, arms crossed to your chest, you really thought that dabi’s initial fear of not being a good dad was for nothing because he turns out to be an awesome dad for the splendid daughter you two have.
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Scraped prompts from some of my Stories!!
Hey They Delilah, His Strange Addiction & I hate you more1
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I hate you more
“Are we seriously smuggling food into a movie theater? Isn’t that like Illegal?” “Didn’t you literally commit murder & arson within the same week?” “Shutup Cody that’s different.” -Sasha & Cody
“The next time I see Cody I’m gonna do it! I’ll ask him to be my boyfriend!” “Hey Sasha.” “Cody! Will you be my- my- be my- Bed buddy partner!”-Sasha & Cody
“I’m so happy I could stab someone!” “Alright let’s take the knife away from you yeah?”-Marianna & Randy
“I’ll going to grab you by the balls & rip them off if you touch my fucking leftovers again.” “Not the first time you’ve grabbed my balls.”-Sasha & Cody
“No yeah because literally stuffing me in a fucking closet while my house sounds like a battlefield in Gettysburg totally benefits me”-Barbra
“Guys stop fighting! Just make out or something already this sexual tensions getting on my nerves.”-Marianna
“I mean I can see how that benefits you sure but how does you killing one of my buyers during a deal for fun benefit me exactly?”-Cody
“I swear to god Seth if you leave the toilet lid up one more time I’m gonna castrate you.” “That might’ve been me…”-Sasha & Cody
“The next person to walk in this office is getting shot in the cranium.” “Hiii!! It’s so good to see you!” “ohh my god!! Marianna heyyy..!”-Randy & Marianna
“Right cool so next time you bring up having sex with my sister PLEASE CHECK YOUR FUCKING SURROUNDINGS FIRST.”-Seth
“What if we just stuff him in a shipping container and ship him off to china or something?” “IS THAT NOT HUMAN TRAFFICKING?”-Cody & Sasha
“Hey Cody? I just started my period can you go to the store and buy me tampons?” “Yeah sure what size is your pussy?” “Nevermind.”-Sasha & Cody
“I hope everyone goes to bed early so I can set this fucking house on fire.” “Hey guy’s i think we should evacuate like right now.”-Sasha & Seth
“Your grounded!” “BUT MOMMM I ONLY STABBED LIKE 10 OF THEM!!”-Barbra & Sasha
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His strange addiction
“Can you please get out of my kitchen while I’m cooking it’s stressing me out.” “Oh you mean the kitchen I pay the bills for? Yeah sure.”-Milena & Cody
“You look sooo…beautiful.” “Cody you seducing me right now is only going to make me more pissed off.”-Milena & Cody
“So..Can i ask how you did..that?” “He was being cocky at a gym and ripped his tit doing things he shouldn’t be doing without a warmup.” “Not exactly how I’d describe it but alright.”-Milena & Cody at the doctors office
“Nobody wants to smell your stench Bianca. Please stand at least 10 ft away from me because social distancing won’t save me from whatever airborne diseases you carry.”-Seth @ Bianca
“Are you sure you want me to take your picture because last time I did you threw it at my head & screamed russian at me.” “It was spanish don’t be dramatic.”-Jey & Milena
“How about we talk about the time you slept with Bianca?” “Worst mistake of my life.”-Milena & Cody
“Yeah no next time your horny I’ll cock block you & give YOU your own taste of medicine on what having blue balls feels like.” “I don’t have balls I have a vagina..?” “Fuck.”-Cody & Milena
“¿CON QUIÉN COÑO ESTÁS HABLANDO??” “UHHH CHICKEN QUESADILLAS & A BAJA BLAST!?”-Milena & Jey
“For someone who used to call himself Dashing Cody Rhodes your not really dashing, your kind of a dick.”-Seth
“You guys make me want to jump off a flying airplane.” “That’s pretty dangerous you probably shouldn’t.”-Milena & Jey
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Hey There Delilah
“Are you sure I can trust you with a knife because last time I gave you one you threw it at Cody.” “He was annoying me what do you expect?”-Delilah & Mirabella
“Who the fuck came in here with a rancid smelling pussy??” *Nikki walks in* “There’s your answer.”-Mira & Randy
“YOUR BOOBS ARE SO FUCKING FAKE MIRA LEAVE ME ALONE!” “Erm actually they’re not I inspected them myself.”-Nikki & Randy
“Dirty talk me.” “The dishes in the sink are unwashed, trash is polluting our earth..”-Cody & Lilah
“So are you like…? Horny?” “No but I can be.”-Mira & Randy
“You can’t bring me down I’m on a high right now! And the D is FIREEEE” “Mira stop quoting gypsy rose you do not know what the “D” even feels like”-Mirabella & Cody
“If you ever give Delilah a pregnancy scare again I’ll cut your balls off” “Good to know she’s not pregnant…?”-Mirabella & Cody
“Guys what’s that stain on the couch?” “My bad bro me & Mira got bored.” “Oh..”-Seth & Randy
“Coddyyy!!! Look at me!! Aren’t I so cute!!” “DELILAH I’M SCARED THERES A SKIN-WALKER IN MY DRESSING ROOM!”-Nikki & Cody
“Cody c’mon you deserve a REAL woman.” “I guess i don’t have the female anatomy anymore to prove that I’m in-fact a real woman.”-Nikki & Delilah
“SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL STRANGLE ALL OF YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.” “Someone get a pregnancy test for Delilah please.”-Delilah & Seth
“Last time we went to target you bought a baby crib.” “So?! I WANT THE FUCKING CRIB!” “Babe YOUR NOT PREGNANT!?”-Delilah & Cody
“I’m pregnanttt!!” “We knew when you started shouting at Cody over how you saw a worm die today.”-Delilah & Mirabella
“Are there nuts in that banana bread” “No just chocolate chi-“ “Cody loves nuts. Including mine.”-Cody, Delilah & Randy
“I can’t eat nuts i’ll have an allergic reaction” “That’s not what you told me last night.”-Mira & Randy
“I look so mysterious & spooky!!” “Your drunk & wearing Cody’s wedding suit go lay down.”-Delilah & Mira
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Dead Witches Wish
“Just an FYI tall dark & horny 12 o’clock” “STOP MAKING FUCKING JOKES WHILE A DEMON IS ABOUT TO KILL US SETH I’M LITERALLY ABOUT TO RIP YOUR THROAT OUT RIGHT NOW.”-Renna & Seth
“So you’re a vampire?? Do you like turn into a bat & say bleh bleh bleh??” “No…I do not say Bleh Bleh Bleh. I’m a grown man.” “You cried over the last episode of My Little Pony shut the fuck up.”-Evara, Cody & Randy
“So is anybody going to address the elephant in the room.” “Guys why the fuck is there a dead man standing in my room right now?” “Oh thats greg, anyways what about the devi-“-Seth & Renna
“Is it a bad time to say I’m really horny right now?” “Randy your always horny.”-Renna & Randy
“So…Dinner?” “After you tried drinking my blood? No thanks Count Dracula I’m good.”-Cody & Evara
“Can someone explain to me why there’s a cult in all black cloaks humming in our backyard?” “Oh seth found a new hobby.” “Being a cult leader?” “Yeah the people here are easily manipulated.”-Renna & Cody
“Are you sure you want me to do this spell with you? Because the last time we did this and messed it up almost you stood by the end of my bed at 3:33 AM mumbling reserved latin.” “Your being over dramatic.” “You summoned the fucking devil into my closet?” “Calm down that’s a stretch” “HE’S STANDING RIGHT THERE WHAT DO YOU MEAN??”-Seth & Evara
“So are we just not going to talk about the fact we literally spawned into the 7th layer of hell??” “Shut-up your going to wake it.” “WAKE WHAT EVE??”-Evara & Renna
“I love you by the way.” “Dude! That is AWESOME SAUCE!”-Seth & Becky
“Someone tell eve to come out of her room she’s been making love spells and sulking because she thinks Cody doesn’t love her back.” “I literally told her to stop turning people who slightly disagree with her into frogs.”-Randy & Cody
“Hey guys just wanna let you know that I would not recommend to go into the base-“ “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?”-Randy & Seth
“How would you describe me?” “Well you look a little emo so I’m gonna say you give like Panic At the Disco vibes hut specifically their song New Perspective.” “Oh.”-Cody & Evara
“I think I’m in love with you..” “Cody out of all of the times to confess this you confess it as we’re hiding from a fucking demon.”-Cody & Evara
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loversj0y · 1 year
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MORE CRIMINAL WILL/GUARD WILL <333
you ask, and i deliver. this started as headcanons, and eventually turned into a fleshed-out story in headcanon form so uh. have fun?
Arsonist's Lullaby
TW: mentions of arson, blood, wounds, reader gets a nasty cut :(, a gun is involved but not technically?? used???, its like faux used, but it is literally held to reader, so, yeah, cursing as well but thats far less important in comparison
- when you first arrive, you and wilbur are almost immediately Not Friends
- he seemed to believe he was the guy on the inside, the guy who ran things, and when he heard of your arrival, he was less than pleased
- you were very cagey about why you’d ended up there, solely because it was embarrassing to tell people that 90% of your crime turned out to deal with a customized license plate, a few special brownies, and an old creepy doll you found on the beach from an old lady. 
- this made you very interesting to wilbur
- almost immediately, he seemed to view you as a rival 
- he would constantly try to get you in trouble with officer boo 
- he wasn’t a snitch, but he found his own ways to make your life a personal hell. 
- granted, though, you did the same by stealing every lighter he found. 
- the only time he’d ever felt bad for you was when he got you sent to solitary
- though it wasnt so much that he got you sent to solitary, more that he ended up getting sent there with you, which officer watson claimed was supposed to be a “bonding experience, so the two of you stopped bickering like children constantly”
- honestly, you questioned if these guards even knew anything about being guards at all
- but at least there, you and wilbur got talking. 
- eventually
- “you know, you’re not that bad, when you’re not trying to steal my lighters, that is.”
- “i will literally set you on fire right now.”
- “you have one with you?” 
- so things were better
- but not good
- you two still bickered constantly
- and you still stole his lighters
- it was one day in the yard when things changed
- there was ice on the ground, and though you knew this, you weren’t really paying much attention to it
- until you slipped in it and got a nasty cut on your leg
- the guards didnt see, they were goofing off with another inmate who’d fallen 
- but wilbur did
- he watched from a far as you stood carefully and brushed off the wound, despite your limping
- you didnt want to go to the infirmary, god knows with how bad the guards are, it would only make things worse
- so you hid it
- when you had some free time inside, you went back to your cell and just sat, holding a paper towel to try and stop the bleeding
- until wilbur snuck in, when you tried to hide the wound 
- “you look like shit” 
- “fuck you.”
- “no thanks, im flattered. let me see your leg” 
- you hesitated to show him, wary of the way he looked at you, but for some reason you were unsure of, you did anyway 
- he sat down next to you, pulling a few med supplies out as he started helping up your leg
- “you dont know how hard it was to get this stuff. next time dont be such a dumbass, okay?” 
- you wanted to fight him for that, but you let it slide, hissing in pain a bit as he rubbed alcohol over the wound
- he was mostly quiet the rest of the time, taking much more gentle care of your leg than you would’ve expected. 
- “well, you may be a dumbass, but at least your pretty looks make up for it. unlike your personality” 
- that took a mixed reaction out of you. 
- first of all, that prick
- second of all
- “you think im pretty?” 
- “i hate you so much right now.” 
- he went to leave, seeing as he’d finished wrapping your leg, but you stopped him. 
- “wait. stay.” 
- for a second you thought he would laugh at you. instead, he sat down next to you again.
- you gently tapped your shoulder against his, staying quiet for a moment since you didnt really know what to say. 
- “i think you’re attractive too.” 
- he gave you an incredulous look 
- “are you fucking with me?”
- “no, im serious. it’s one of the reasons i hate you so much actually, you’re too hot to be this annoyi-“ 
- he cut you off with a kiss. 
- you most definitely were not expecting it, but you didnt turn it down either. 
- after a good 30 minutes of making out and sitting on his lap, you two finally pulled away properly. 
- “we never tell anyone?” 
- “agreed.” 
- a week later, it happened again. not the injury, but the secret room make out session. 
- after a while, you were laying your head on his chest, the two of you curled up on the old shitty beds 
- “you know, one day, ill get out of here.”
- “and what will you do?” 
- “i dunno. probably burn another church.”
- “that’s all?” 
- “and find a way to get you out. as annoying as you are, you’re a good kisser.” 
- you didn’t think that would be the last time you spoke to him like that. 
- when you woke up the next day, he was being hauled out by officer watson
- it was a week of quiet normality without him 
- then, the new warden arrived. 
- he never let anyone see his full face, eyes always covered by a pair of large dark sunglasses. 
- but he took a particular liking to torturing you, so it appeared. 
- upon ordering your room inspection, he quickly found your stack of wilburs old lighters
- he immediately confiscated them and ordered you to solitary
- you were in there for a full day before anything changed
- the warden walked in, immediately chatty. 
- “it took far more time to break off from them than id thought, but fuckin’ ‘ell, im here now.”
- you, on the other hand, were not chatty. he left the door open. this could be your out. you went for the punch
- it was unsuccessful 
- he grabbed your hand, turning you so his arms were around you, your back pressed into his chest
- “here i thought you’d be happy to see me. also you did a shit job at hiding my lighters, im mad i never found them before.”
- a click
- “wilbur!?”
- “obviously. c’mon, you shouldve recognized me immediately. unless you were distracted?”
- so maybe he saw the way you gasped in breath when you’d seen a tall and handsome stranger with a nice trenchcoat being intimidating. and maybe he saw the way you stared at his hands for a long while. 
- so what. 
- “shut it. i hope you actually have a plan to get out of here that isnt just burning it down.” 
- “lucky for you, i do.”
- he explained his own heavily convoluted plan, going into major detail about all these wild things, including shooting him 
- “why don’t you just steal the gun and say you’re taking me as a hostage?” 
- he paused
- “i hate you.” 
- you rolled your eyes, pulling him down into a quick kiss. 
- he held you by the small of your back as he kissed you back before leading you out. he did hit you a few times with the baton, but this was more an act for the other guards. 
- it wasnt long before he enacted the plan
- as scary as it was to have him, the guy who just a few weeks ago would have hurt you without batting an eye, holding a gun to your head, you trusted him
- plus it made for a good act, you knew he wouldn’t. but the guards didn’t know that, making it the perfect act of collateral to get both of you out there
- from there, everything was easy. 
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Today is my boys first day and to keep the Dad! Haikyuu train rolling we need to see Aone, Kenma, Kuroo, Iwazumi (because God 27 athletic trainer Iwazumi as a father yes please), and Mad Dog.
Honestly I'll never stop loving these!
Aone
We all know he's silent, that's a given
He he's totally holding back tears YN 🥺
He's not ready to let your daughter go
"I'll miss you daddy," your daughter says as your giant husband bends down, hugging her and kissing her cheek.
"I'll miss you top angel, I'll be waiting right here for you when you come home," your giant teddy bear husband says.
Your daughter turns and walks into school, nervous but excited to start. You look at your stoic husband as a small tear runs down his face.
"Taka, she's going to be fine! Futakuchi's boy is starting school today too ans he will protect her," you say rubbing your husband's back.
He just nods, grabbing your hand and turning to walk away. He's trying his best YN but he's totally going to go home and cry 🥲
Kenma
He acts cool and collected
He is most definitely NOT cool nor collected
He totally installed a tracking device on your son's backpack so he can make sure he gets there safe
"Babe don't you think you're being a little over protective," you ask your husband as he watched your sons dot move around the screen on his phone.
"YN, there is not such thing as TOO overprotective," he says, "besides the school wouldn't let me install security cameras so this is the next best options."
"Kenma he's 5 and in kindergarten! What do you think will happen?" You ask
Your husband just stares at you, dumbfounded, "oh I don't know YN, arson maybe burglary!"
"At kindergarten?" You say
"YN these kids are smart and crafty! Our kid learned to program at age 2, who knows what these kids are capable of!"
You sigh, giving up and walking away. You know your husband is nervous and watching your sons little dot float around helps ease his worries.
Kuroo
He's actually really excited!
He's been preparing for this for weeks
He's a logical guy and knows school is a great place!
He definitely had Kenma install a tracking device tho 🤣
"Daddy, do you think I look pretty?" You daughter asks as she stands in front of your husband in her new school clothes and cute hair.
"Baby you look gorgeous! Everyone is going to be so jealous of how pretty you look!" Your husband gushes as your daughter blushes
"Do you think I'll be the prettiest girl in school?" Your daughter says
"Absolutely!" Your husband answers
"Ok good because there's a boy I like!" Your daughter says, skipping away as your husband freezes
"Tetsuro don't even think about it!" You say as your husband picks up his phone
"I'm just going to call the school YN and un-enroll her. I think we should look for a private girls school," he says as you roll your eyes.
Iwaizumi
Complete mess
Trying to hold it together but he's so sad
Literally he's going to miss your daughter so much
You come downstairs to your husband silently preparing your daughters lunch. He looks so deflated and sad and you can't help but feel for him.
"Hey Haji, you ok?" You ask hugging your husband from behind.
"I'm going to miss her so much YN," he says, turning and hugging you back.
"I know, me too but she's so excited and she will do so well!" You say trying to consol your husband as he just nods
"I know, I know but it's like just yesterday she wad a baby and now she's going to school! Soon I'll be sending her to volleyball practice and then college!" Your husband says sniffling
"Babe don't worry about that! We have a few years before any of that starts," you say
Your husband only smiles and turns to stuff rhe note he wrote in your daughter's lunch box.
I love you sweetheart! Have the best first day ever! Love daddy
Kyotani
Acts nonchalant while having an internal panic attack 🤣
Has a permanent scowl on his face all morning
Has already threatened the school 5 times to make sure his son stays safe
"Kentaro could you not look so crabby?" You ask your husband as you glares at you
"I'm not crabby YN, I'm trying to appear threatening," he says as you stand outside your sons school
"You're scaring the children Kentaro, please stop," you ask as you watch your son head into school.
"Well good! I don't want my kid being bullied!" He growls as you roll your eyes
"Pretty sure you won't have to worry about that babe, once they know who his dad is, they won't mess with him," you say turning to walk away
"Good!" He says as your son waves to a little girl, holding her hand as he walks in
"Awe Iwaizumi's daughter goes to this school too! How cute!" You gush as your husband just smiles.
Hes so excited his boy will have a friend to play with.
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thelastspeecher · 2 years
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The Embers Go Out
I apologize for the title. I considered just not titling this ficlet, which I do every now and then because I have difficulty coming up with titles. But I couldn't resist doing some sort of fire pun. Because this is a Firefighter AU ficlet!
I got an ask about Bill and the portal and whatnot in the Firefighter AU, and I thought to myself "Once I come up with how things go in this AU, I'll probably write it" and sure enough, I did. Enjoy.
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              Stan stared at the blackened side of the house he and Angie had poured themselves into.  He took a breath and tore his gaze away.  Angie stood nearby.  The children clung to her, fearful.
              “You all right, Ang?” Stan asked quietly.  Angie swallowed.  She met Stan’s eyes.
              “Physically, yes,” she said, her voice quavering.  Stan’s heart plummeted to his feet, hearing what was left unsaid.
              But mentally or emotionally or both, Angie’s in a bad place.  Can’t blame her.  There was a pretty loud bang right before the fire started and she always freaks out at that sort of noise.  Bethany, one of Stan’s favorite coworkers, walked over.
              “Fire’s all out, boss.”
              “Thanks for the hard work, Beth,” Stan said quietly.
              “We didn’t see any evidence of faulty wiring that may have caused it.”
              “That’s ‘cause it wasn’t an electrical fire,” Stan said.  Bethany raised an eyebrow curiously.  “It was arson.”
              “What makes you say that?”
              “Angie and I are careful about anything that could start a fire.”
              “Yes, but-”
              “Beth.  You know how neurotic Angie is.  And you know how I get when my kids are involved.”  Stan stared Bethany down.  “This wasn’t an accident.  This was on purpose.”  Bethany held up her hands in defeat.
              “All right, all right.  Whatever you say.”  She looked at the house.  “Looks like we got it under control before there was too much damage.”
              “Think Dan can fix what did get burned?” Stan asked.  Bethany nodded.
              “Definitely.  But it’ll probably take a day or two.  Do you guys have relatives you can stay with?”
              “Yeah.  Guess it’s a good thing we got Fiddlesticks back to normal,” Stan muttered.  Bethany rolled her eyes.  “Good job.  Head back to the station.  We’ll talk to you tomorrow.”
              “You got it, boss,” Bethany said.  She saluted him and walked back to the fire truck.  The truck pulled away, leaving Stan, Angie, and their children alone.
              “I’ll ask the neighbor to use their phone to call Fidds,” Angie said.  Her voice was still unmistakably uneven, but she seemed calmer.
              “Good idea.  Bring the kids with you.  Don’t want ‘em to stand around in the cold.”
              “And what about you?” Angie asked pointedly.
              “Gonna look for whatever accelerant was used.”
              “Stan, it’s the middle of the night!”
              “I’ve got a flashlight, I can handle it.”  Stan looked over at his wife.  His eyes widened.  In the midst of the chaos, he hadn’t noticed a burn mark on Angie’s ear.  “You lied!  You’re hurt!”
              “It’s nothin’ compared to what I’ve had,” Angie said dismissively.  Stan walked over to her.  Angie had been uncharacteristically panicked leaving the burning house, stumbling and slamming into things.  He took ahold of her hands, turning them over.  Like he’d feared, Angie’s hands were red, burned, and oozing.  “Seriously, I’m fine.”
              “Did you get burned anywhere else?” Stan asked.  Angie’s silence was answer enough.  Stan sighed.  “Take the kids to the neighbors, call Fidds, and get cleaned up.”
              “I’m the chief.  Not you.”
              “Yeah, and you, the chief, told me that I need to let other people handle things when I’m compromised,” Stan said.  Angie frowned at him.  “That loud bang threw you off, babe.  I’ll take over until you get your head on straight.”
              “…Fine.”  Angie’s eyes softened.  “Don’t spend too much time lookin’ fer whatever caused the fire.  We’ve got time to go over the evidence durin’ the day.”
              “Yeah, yeah, whatever.”  Stan knelt and held his arms out.  The kids let go of Angie to embrace him tightly.  “Take good care of your ma, gremlins.”  He kissed each one on their head, then stood.  Angie kissed him on the cheek.
              “If yer not at the neighbors’ in an hour, I’m comin’ to get ya,” she whispered in his ear.  “Yer not as slick as ya think.  I know ya got burned a bit, too.”
              “The only thing that matters is the kids didn’t get hurt at all,” Stan said quietly.  Angie sighed.
              “On that, we’re in agreement.”  She took the kids’ hands and led them away.  Once they were inside the neighbors’ house, Stan turned back to looking for whatever had started the fire.  He walked along the snowy ground, following the cinders and ash to the fire’s origin.
              Stan frowned as he surveyed the area.  He wasn’t an expert at arson; Angie was usually the one who got called in to handle those cases.  But he knew what to look for.  And he wasn’t seeing any of the traditional signs of an accelerant.
              There’s no way it was an accident.  We got the house checked out last week.  And there was that bang right before the smoke detector went off.  Out of the corner of his eye, Stan spotted what looked like a clump of butter on the ground.  He knelt and picked it up.  Definitely not butter.  He squished the substance between his fingers then held it up to smell.  His eyes widened.  Palm oil?  But we didn’t have any in the house.  I only know what it is because…  Stan clenched his hands into fists.  He let out a low growl.
              “Stanford.”
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              Stan slammed a fist against Ford’s front door.
              “Sixer, I know you’re in there!” he shouted.  “Get your ass out here so I can kick it!”  The door swung open, revealing Ford’s face.  Ford’s smiling face.  Stan took a step back, so unnerved by Ford’s grin that his fury briefly stuttered.
              Do humans even have that many teeth?
              “Fe- Stanley!” Ford said cheerfully.  Stan frowned.
              What did he just almost call me?
              “What brings you to my lovely dwelling?” Ford crooned.  He gestured to his cabin, which Stan would never in a million years use the word “lovely” to describe.  Even if you looked past the burn marks Ford hadn’t taken care of from the numerous fires, the house was visibly beginning to fall apart.  Ford cocked his head at a near-perfect 90° angle.  “Well?”  Stan mustered his anger again.
              “I know you set my house on fire,” he snarled, advancing on his twin.  Ford laughed, but it didn’t sound like his laugh.
              “Of course it was!  Who else would it be?”
              “Don’t bother denying- wait.”  Stan stared at Ford.  “Did- did you just confess?”
              “I had a feeling if I tried to deny it, you’d get all frustrated and sweaty like usual,” Ford sighed dramatically.  He leaned against the doorjamb, still smiling with too many teeth.  “I wanted to save us some time.  I’m surprised it took you so long to figure it out as is.  I mean, I tried very hard to leave enough clues that even you would connect the dots.”  Ford’s grin grew devious.  “Or did your wife figure it out for you?  Wouldn’t surprise me.  She’s smart.  Too smart for you.  Though maybe she’s dumber than I thought.  She did marry you after all.”
              “That’s it!”  Stan grabbed Ford by the front of his shirt and pulled him close.  “I can handle you calling me an idiot, but don’t you dare say anything about my wife, you piece of shit!”
              “No insulting the wife.  Got it.”  Ford chuckled.  The sound was cold and alien, nothing like the warm laughter from their childhood.  “What about the ankle-biters?  Are they fair game?”  Stan grit his teeth.  “Come on, Stanley, answer me.  Otherwise I’ll just start-”  Stan’s fist collided soundly with Ford’s nose.  Ford fell back, but Stan grabbed his shirt, pulling him back up so they were face-to-face.  “S-Stanley?”
              “What?!” Stan roared.  He froze.  Ford’s eyes were…different.  He wasn’t sure what exactly had changed, but the eyes that were filled with terror weren’t the ones that had been sneering at him a moment ago.
              “He did something, didn’t he?” Ford asked hollowly.  Stan let go of Ford’s shirt.  Ford dragged a hand down his face.  “I- I- I apologize.  I fell asleep and-”
              “Stanford, what the actual fuck is going on?” Stan asked in a low voice.
              “Stanley, tell me what he did.”
              “Who are you talking about?”
              “Bill!  The same person I assume antagonized you in such a way as to…”  Ford wiped away the blood trickling from his nose.  “…break my nose?”  Stan didn’t respond.  Blood wasn’t just dripping from Ford’s nose.  It was dripping from his eye, too.  “Stanley?”
              “Who’s Bill?” Stan finally asked, deciding to ignore the bleeding eye for now.
              “He is- he was my research partner.”
              “I thought Fiddlesticks was your research partner.”
              “F has been your brother-in-law for years.  When will you start referring to him by his proper name?” Ford asked.  Stan scowled at him.
              “I’m the one asking questions right now.  Not you.”
              “I was just-”
              “Or do you want a cop to be grilling you instead?” Stan said, talking over Ford.  Ford, already unhealthily pale, turned white as a sheet.
              “What did Bill do?” he whispered.  Stan crossed his arms.
              “I don’t know what Bill did, but I sure as hell know what you did.  You set my damn house on fire!”  Ford gasped.  “And I don’t know why I have to say it again.  We’ve already been over this!  You confessed!”
              “Your wife.  Your children.  Are they-”
              “Angie and the kids are fine.  Mostly.”
              “Mostly?”
              “Angie- whatever you did to start the fire, it made a noise too much like a firework and spooked her.  She got out, but not without getting hurt.”
              “I- I would never!”
              “I know we’ve been on the rocks, but you’ve crossed a line going after my wife and kids,” Stan growled.  Ford held up his hands defensively.
              “I didn’t!  I swear!  It was Bill!”
              “How did Bill do it, then?  By wearing your body like some sorta human sock puppet?”
              “Yes!” Ford said desperately.  Stan blinked.
              Wasn’t expecting that response.  Is he really that cracked?  The gears in Stan’s mind began to turn.  But this is Gravity Falls.  Angie got turned into a fire sprite or whatever a month before we got married.  Weird shit just sorta happens around here.
              “Please, I- I can prove it,” Ford said.  Stan clenched his jaw.
              “Then show me the proof.  Now.”
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              Stan watched the cabin smoldering.  He hadn’t bothered to call the fire department when Ford set the place on fire this time.  All he wanted to do was make sure the fire didn’t spread to the nearby woods.  After all, Ford had started the fire with the purpose of burning down the cabin for good.
              “As a former arsonist and current assistant fire chief, I think it’s my responsibility to tell you that you can’t solve all your problems by setting them on fire,” Stan said to Ford, who was sitting in the snow next to him.
              “Yes, well…”  Ford hugged his knees to his chest.  “Fire is cleansing.”
              “It’s also burning.”
              “That’s what makes it cleansing.”  Ford took a shuddering breath.  “I need- I need a fresh start.  Burning the portal, the house, and everything else that brought me to my current state feels appropriate.  Particularly given how many times it almost happened.”
              “Yeah, uh, why were you using palm oil to power that whatever in the basement?”
              “It was that or radioactive waste.”
              “Point taken.”  An ember landed near them.  Stan idly kicked snow at it, putting it out.  “Look, you said that Bill’s got a direct link to your brain or whatever, right?”
              “Yes.”
              “How do you know he won’t possess you again and get revenge on you burning everything down?”
              “I…I don’t know that.  But I do know he’s capricious.  If I keep him out of my head long enough, he’ll get bored with me and not bother to possess me when I let my guard down.  I think.”
              “Okay, but how are you gonna keep him outta your head in the first place?”
              “I came across a ritual when I found the cave with the summoning spell for him.  It should be a simple matter of performing the ritual.”  Ford groaned.  “Why did I burn my home down?  I need somewhere to stay!”
              “I was just asking you why- never mind.”  Stan rubbed the back of his neck.  “Well, I’d suggest you stay at my place, but it won’t be livable for a few days, and anyways, I’m not letting you anywhere near Angie and the kids.”  Ford looked at him, hurt.  “Yeah, we started patching things up, but everything that happened with the fire at my house is still your fault.  You’ll have to wait a few months or years or however long it takes to get me to trust you again.”
              “Fair,” Ford said softly.  He sighed.  “Where will you and your family be staying?”
              “We’re gonna stay with Fiddlesticks until the house is fixed.  But even if I was gonna let you be around my family, there’s no way Fiddlesticks is gonna even let you in the front door of his place.”
              “You’re right.  And after all I’ve done, I don’t know if I could look him in the eye, let alone crash on his couch.”  Silence fell.  After it had stretched for a few minutes, Stan spoke.
              “You still got any of that grant money left?”
              “Yes.”
              “There’s the Gopher Motel on the edge of town.”
              “…The Gopher Motel it is, then.”
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inkyquince · 2 years
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Don't hold back, talk about your priest oc, please-
PERVERT
sorry, slipped out
content warning. arson, elder abuse, substance abuse, sex addiction, implied pedophilia (not by oc), religious thoughts, cheating & cucking, thoughts about Stockholm syndrome and kidnapping
Okay okay, so rn, he's in the works, so he sucks. Wait till I got him done.
But he was a right rascal when he was younger, delinquent little shit who was an utter whore. His mom ran off a while ago and his dad was a military man, so yeah, bit weird home life. He pretty quickly became a sex addict, along with a love for booze and weed.
So, he pulls a stunt that goes a bit too far, and has bad burns on his hands and back. Not only is he laid up in hospital but he's finally run out of chances. Though, cuz his dad is a respect military man, he's given a chance. Military boot camp or juvie.
Just kidding, no choice.
He's miserable and that's when his uncle reaches out, a preacher in the local temple. Makes a deal with him that he can live with him while his dad goes back abroad and he must participate in the church. Its better than being packed off, so he says yep.
It's how he got involved in the church really. Pretty good growing up with his uncle who was a very... Touchy man. Adored his nephew quite a bit. When you got a sex addict under your roof you do what you can do keep em in check. ANYWAY.
When his uncle gets older, people encourage him to become a man of the cloth, to pass it on to the next generation so to speak. He's not that into it but his uncle already starts paying for his college, to go to a catholic university and do it, and he can't exactly rebel. So, as per, he goes along with it.
Now, he does strangely well, he's not stupid, but he's not passionate. But he starts his journey through the church and his uncle steps down as priest for him.
Around this time, he gets a taste that he can't get rid of. Likes prudish university girls who dressed conservative, who squeal so cutely on his fingers. Uni boys who preach against sodomy and whine as he tucks his balls in their mouth later that night. Hates them for being being hypocrites and loves them for being so repressed and being the one to finger their holes till they cry and beg for more.
Anyway, he goes back home and reunites with his uncle except, one night, he finds his uncle's stash. He always loved his nephew, but by the looks of it, he loved plenty of other people's little nieces and nephews. Now, he doesn't like to share what he thinks are his. Its why he left a smoldering ruin back when he was younger, he had set another student's locker on fire for even talking to his crush.
Anyway, this time he's more pissed at his uncle. Quietly destroys the stash and begins mind games. Think misery, but with a super old guy and his nephew, his white collar still new and yet to bend properly. Anyway, it goes on till his uncle passes away, tied to his sick bed and soaked in his own piss. To the parish's disappointment, he moves away.
Now, Priest-y has figured out that he really loves companionship, whether it be his skittish peers, sneaking into his room to ask he put his fingers in them again, or someone begging for him to untie them from the bed, let them go outside.
So he joins a temple in a smaller town. Has a nice house. Has a nice basement under the house.
Blesses the children with his hand on their head, smiles at old grannies as he tips the communion wine down their throat. Always a handsome figure, with his pale brown-blond hair and golden eyes, in his collar and cassock flowing as he walks. Confiscated magazines from altar boys and weed from troubled youth, forced to go to his sunday school.
He does a lot for the community, just so he can head home, tug open his cassock enough for his cock to spring out and slowly jerk to the magazines, let the blunt rest on his bottom lip. He keeps his leather gloves on to hide his burns, but likes showing glimpses of the dark tattoos spiraling on his skin, especially to the church moms, who haven't seen action since their last child's conception. Don't worry, still a good man of god, wouldn't have the virgin mary tattooed on the bottom left of his back if he wasn't. Admits that he doesn't mind the collar, it hides his neck tattoos. Refuses to tattoo or do anything to hide his burns.
And between letting a married man tug at his zipper during confession, relaxing with a brandy and coke (south african, so its called a Clippies and Coke), and enjoying the odd cigarettes, he still feels like he's missing something. Wouldn't mind something cute so wander into his life and beg for freedom. Right until they're cockdrunk enough to be brainwashed into a sweet Catholic spouse, just for him.
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Why do you think the fandom is so staunchly defensible when it comes to Jon? Don't get me wrong I love the guy but primarily because he's such a mess, that's what makes his character so interesting to me you know!? But I don't understand why it's so hard for the fandom to recognize that he can be a shitty human being sometimes to the point where they go completely insane and say subtly misogynistic things to the girls or downplay the trauma of stalking. Like even the narrative doesn't try to hide it, so I really don't understand where this enthusiastic attachment comes from.
Well, if I have to get veeeeery technical--it varies from individual to individual. "The fandom" is not a singular entity after all, so every Jon stan is going to be their own individual cocktail of Reasons. But if I were to paint a very broad, approximate brush there would a few different trends that I think account for most of it.
1: Main character bias. Viewpoint is a very powerful narrative tool and audiences are usually primed to agree with the protagonist's actions because they've spent more time with them. You’ve listened to Jon talk, scream, cry, struggle with fear and paranoia for hours, so you’re inclined to take his side over characters you’ve only known for 20 minutes tops.
2: Projection. "Jon is like me!" This causes the person to invest in Jon to the point that seeing criticism about him feels like a personal attack on themselves. Not necessarily irrational if said character is actually getting criticized for traits that you have. If Jon is getting criticized for shoving away someone who touches him, and you’ve done that, part of you will jump to go “well hey now--”
3: Trouble/discomfort in liking characters who have done wrong. If you like a character, but also hate things like inconsiderateness, selfishness, stalking, etc. then this creates discomfort. In order to resolve it, you have to stop liking the character, decide that wrongdoing won't stop your enjoyment, or decide that nothing the character did was selfish, inconsiderate, staking, etc. The last option is the easiest.
4: Tumblr fandom culture. The general method of interacting with a text on this website is what I would call a "blorbo sports team" mentality. Everyone on here picks their Boy and then spends a bunch of time hyping him up and tearing down everyone else as though he needs to win an election. Posts that are like “Meta: here is something Blorbo does that makes him good and cool” will get lots of traction.
It’s in good fun and I actually find it endearing, but on the flip side it’s all encompassing, making it difficult to interact with the text in any other way. So if you want to have fun and make friends it’s easier if you just pick a boy and start handing out pamphlets. Anything that you say will get interpreted as either For or Against the chosen Boy anyway, so you might as well go with the flow and group together with other people with similar taste in Boy as you.
(Note: I say Boy because 98% of the characters who get this treatment are men. There is definitely a gendered element to this kind of stanning.)
Pretty wild stuff, right? Good thing I can see through all that. Anyway now let me tell you about our lord and savior Gertrude Robinson, who I definitely don’t project onto, and whose flaws I totally love because I’m cool like that but also most of those murders and arson incidents weren’t that bad. Here, take a look at my pamphlet.
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Bpp, I hope those people who were doubting BTS’ members solo debut are for sure annoyed by how big the first two debuts have been so far. It says something about the trust in the member’s solo selling capacity is that Jhope had Lollapalooza and now Jin will be having his first debut at a freaking Coldplay concert!!! The powers that be *know* that they each have the recognition and selling capacity—like I doubt Chris’ label wpuld’ve okayed him performing them with this surprise announcement if they weren’t sure if he had the individual star power and recognizability???? Not to mention it speaks so much to Jin’s own relationship to Chris himself!! I’m not looking forward to the expectations this past two precedents are building tho 😅 i’ve already seen some skirmishes happening bec of jin’s physical cd vs jhope’s digital release, and it wasn’t even solos doing it… altho i’m still pretty peeved at the lack too, the limited vynils didnt help at all?!! but I hope Army doesn’t let ourselves forget that each member’s solo promo will be individualized and to not let solos agitate us to starting drama…
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Hi Anon,
I’m only just getting to posting your ask now because between Jin’s Astronaut release, Riri’s Chadwick tribute, and other things happening at the time, I was kinda swamped and since your ask really just states the obvious, I triaged your ask to post later.
I like asks like yours that state things that are obvious to see. Because sometimes, it’s necessary to. We can all see how well Chapter 2 is going for BTS. We’re all on here, both ARMYs and those still hooked on BTS/ARMYs for whatever reason, every week or so talking about some new project they’re on. We can recognize how huge of a deal it is for a Korean solo act to headline a Western music festival for the first time, the sheer insanity of this showing being that artist’s solo debut, and noting this is after BTS had turned the city of Las Vegas into a festival of their own just months prior.
Coldplay is probably the only band active today that can rival BTS in pure star power and name recognition. And seeing that cultural connection, hearing Korean spoken by a white English man to thousands of Argentines because of a SeokJin of BTS, is just really fucking cool. I keep saying, the way BTS center their language and culture in these collaborations is like nothing else you’ll see anybody in k-pop being even able to attempt. It’s the sort of representation that I can only see BTS doing at this point. Perhaps in about 5-ish years some other acts will catch up to this, but right now, no one is doing it like them.
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As to the format the solo roll-outs have taken and will take, that’s not a conversation I’m not going to bother engaging in at all because this is the perfect example of a waste of time. None of the guys have zero say in those matters. And while I understand the ARMYs upset about the different formats, ultimately at the crux of it, those are excuses. ARMYs have worked with less and done more. If people want to show up, they will, regardless of the music format. Personally, I thought the design was a bit hideous (a tiny cardboard box? Really?) but I was surprised to find out Weverse albums has even better sound quality than Apple Music. And this for me was enough to say fuck it to everything else. I’ve never been the sort to collect albums and merch anyway. If you have not heard what Arson and Future sound like on that app, and you’re an audiophile, do yourself a favour and listen to it ASAP.
It’s so interesting to me the things Hybe is clearly spending money on. Weverse Live, not really. But Weverse albums? Absofuckinglutely.
There’s a deeper dissatisfaction happening with Hobi-biased people (and solo stans) towards Hybe and the fandom and all this album/format issue did was inflame it. But as I’ve said before, in Chapter 2 expect issues like this to become the norm especially when the Maknae Line start their solo releases. It will do nobody any good giving any of these quips oxygen. I intend to focus on what the boys release (through Hybe) and support them if I like the music.
It’s honestly that simple for me.
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omg this is such a late reply but yea my grad photos turned out pretty nice! my parents even bought me a flower bouquet with some really nice flowers hehe
i listened to arson! i think i like his daydream mixtape more over the arson album but i love the sound he's using this time! i think my fav bside is equal sign omgomg its so good. im excited for their other solo projs too! and also omg hoseok in lollapalooza was so cool! that clip of his reaction to the audience singing back during daydream is circulating my feed and its just such a cute clip. ALSO TXT IN LOLLAPALOOZA <3333
enha arent coming to my city but if they were i would've considered going! im alr going to a couple so idk if i could afford going to see enha too but my friend is gonna travel out of the city to see them so i told her to cheer double for me haha
yass omg i loved the cheers mv svt leaders are so <3333 it was a fun mv to watch too and pongpong part is actually taking over the kpop community and i love it. also im going to see svt live soon so 😭
the plan was originally to go to some nearby islands but then we checked the prices and it was so expensive 💀 so my parents decided to just go on their own when i resume school again in sept lmao. but also i got quite a lot of uni prep to do so we also decided to do the family trip another time
the potteries are pre-made! we just did the painting portion it was so fun. i painted some frogs on mine they looked super cute after im so happy with it. my friends and i discussed that we should take classes to actually make pottery some day and i can make a cute little bowl or wtv is the most beginner item lol
my birthday is at the end of august! so like in abt a little over 2 weeks from when i send this haha omg im gonna become an adult this is so sad im old </3
also im keeping up with diamond league and omg the chaos. when i saw ynwon broke up i was like <////3 but seeing how downbad won is still for yn i have hope haha
ANYWAYS HOW HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEN omg did you also hear abt tbz + 127 cb soon? and jaehyun solo!!! and bp girlies are finally coming back after 2 years 😭 im probably missing some other upcoming cbs but july was so packed with them im kinda in a daze rn lol
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no worries 🌻 anon !! it’s always good to hear from you 🥰💗 also that’s so sweet of them :’) flowers on graduation is so touching like i don’t even like flowers but i was so happy when my parents got me some when i graduated 🤧
omg yes daydream was a cultural reset !! i still loveeee the hope world mixtape like baseline ?? hangsang ???? BLUE SIDE the whole artistry of that album was 💖💖 i do like that hobi switched up his vibe for this album it suits him rlly well !!! he’s so versatile 🫶🫶 omg equal side was my fav bside too :’)) and right ?? he’s such an amazing performer and rlly knows how to get a crowd excited !! when he said “u guys are fucking crazy” ahahahah😄 i rlly wanna see him perform one day omg 😭 TXT DID SO GOOD TOO i’m glad the crowd hyped them up so much
i don’t think i’m going either but we can fall back on tiktok and twitter to see what people upload 🥰 i’m so impressed they’re selling out HUGE arenas for their first ever world tour :o so so proud of them!!! 💘
HAHAH RIGHT hoshi literally blew them up over that (as he should!!) but i’m so sad they didn’t add it to the setlist for the tour :(( i thought they would since they added _world but ig not 🤧 but i still had an amazing time and loveddd everything about it and they’re just incredible performers 💝💝
omg your parents are vacationing without you ?? 😭 no way.. now it’s time to make your own extravagant plans without them just to spite them 🤭 but i feel you omg it’s hard to enjoy a vacation when there’s so much going on 🥲🥲 hope you get to go on your family vacation soon tho !!
FROGGY POT that’s so cute :’)) i’m glad you enjoyed it and hope you can paint some more sometime !! start an etsy business 🤩 omg your bday must be next week then right?? :o idk what day but i’ll try to wish you sometime next week then !! oh gosh welcome to adulthood it’s scary out here 😵‍💫 but yk you’re on the same boat as everyone else so we’re all suffering together
AHAHAH dw i can’t make a sad ending for this 🥲🥲 jungwon is way too down bad but .. y/n is too 😔 AHHH YES I HEARD OF BOTH COMEBACKS IM EXCITED !!!! jaehyuns solo teaser pictures dropped today omg have u seen them ?? he looks incredible 😭💖 i’ve honestly lowkey been experiencing svt tunnel vision but i think 127 comeback will have All my attention
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Underground Fighting Circuit
Hey there, a Winter Friends wish. Probably you're preoccupied with other stuff today. But let me take your mind off whatever that might be with just a little Movement~
Here's the cover:
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Classic cover subject here. See such topics as Amazing Spider-Man #33 or Secret Wars #4. A superhero trapped under rock and debris, struggling to lift the stony surroundings around them... It's just such a cool bit of imagery, and it's done well here too. Dunno if Burden is that strong without his demonic side backing him up, though. And you might say Vengeance Moth doesn't have any leverage in the legs, but as a wheelchair user, I bet she has great upper body strength~
We open with Officer Yee continuing to block the way for Officer Whitt (the asshole) to go back and attacking the Movement kids. Yee informs Whitt he is a bad cop, which is true. Whitt replies that at least he knows who the good guys are, which is false. He then decks Yee in the face. Now, Yee himself is no saint either (remember how he sleeps with Captain Meers' wife to start the story). But he's the one I'm rooting for here. It isn't looking good so far, though. And since this is only a page, I'm kind of stretching it out to the end of this paragraph~
Vengeance Moth demonstrates that upper body strength I mentioned on the cover and hauls herself back into her chair. She's ready to get back in there and help out, preparing to go retrieve some backup plan they've hidden. She's pretty worried about what the Graveyard Faction might do if they reach the various innocent kids inside their base. The complication, of course, actually being reaching them, since they've got Burden in full hulked-out demon form guarding the entrance. Black skin, eyeless face, glowing symbols, tentacles for abs, the whole shebang.
Arson tries his one trick, puking up fire, but naturally it doesn't work on a demon and Burden just throws the guy into a wall. Pallas steps up and challenges Burden, and Burden just stomps on his chest. Monster Baby kicks him in the face, rambling something about how only she gets to be ugly. And while the Graveyard Faction and Burden (Burdemon?) continue their fracas, none of them notice Moth sneak on by. She's used to that sort of treatment, and right now, she admits it's even kind of useful.
There's a brief interlude where Virtue has to break an apparent date with Rainmaker, since Mouse is still in the hospital. Rainmaker even got dressed up, but she accepts the raincheck--with some sardonic amusement at the pun. But back at the fight, Pallas' big gun makes Burden stagger a bit. With the fear that the Faction might win, Moth makes her move. She approaches Anguish, noting that she seems to be the one they're taking orders from. And with a badass one-liner about needing a crutch, she decks Anguish across the face with just such an instrument.
Fricks, the cop lady who does dispatch, phones in to Captain Meers to report the fight. Meers instantly knows that Whitt is the one that started it, because that's an obvious conclusion. Meers puts his engine in gear to return faster. And while Yee has gotten his ass kicked a bit, Fricks and Pena also prop him up and stand against Whitt with him. Whitt is particularly shocked by this last, since Pena is his partner. And continuing the trend of badass one-liners going on in this issue, Pena retorts that actually he put in a request for a new partner earlier this morning.
Monster Baby and Pallas are continuing to beat on Burden, to the point where he's starting to revert to human form again. Moth is pulling herself into her chair again, and Anguish is getting to her feet as well. Seems some time has passed as, before Anguish can take her revenge and beat Moth with her own crutch, Moth responds that while she was out, she found and broke the signal jammer. The calls can now be coming from inside the lair. And as she falls unconscious, Moth manages to get a call out to Virtue as the ceiling starts to cave in from the battle.
While they're waiting, Mouse starts to come to. He's whispering something, and Tremor leans in close to hear. Like a cheeky bastard, he leans in and steals a kissy, insisting they're in love now. She's mostly that "I'm relieved you're all right, you jackass" kind of annoyed, but the cute tension is broken when Virtue comes in to collect them, having just gotten Moth's call. And off they go, with Mouse even recovered enough to join them. He's not keen on staying in the hospital anyway. Too filthy for his tastes.
With the fight now causing an active cave-in, the Graveyard Faction decides to call this mission a wash and bail out. Arson in particular is looking pretty pitiful, having shattered a leg from the falling debris. Anguish decides to stop a moment and try to take a trophy from Moth before they go, which is her undoing: the Movement arrives in the nick of time, and Katharsis decks her in the face. Lotta face-decking in this issue. But ye, the calvary is here. And without the ability to retreat, the Graveyard Faction attacks.
Virtue uses her powers to borrow some fear from Moth, who has plenty to spare (she even has a legit fear of being buried alive, taphephobia). Glowing with yellow energy, she reflects it all into Anguish, who immediately starts being overwhelmed by fear. And there's plenty to spare. So she gives the Graveyard Faction an ultimatum: get out of Coral City, or live forever thinking you're trapped under a mountain. And if they kill her, the effect doesn't disappear either. They take the deal and get the fuck out. Victory!
Speaking of victories, Meers walks into the precinct, wanting to know what the hell's been going on in his absence. Yee explains about Whitt's plan to go attack the Movement. However, one can't be fired just for talking about committing a crime, which Yee even points out himself. But on the other hand, striking a fellow officer? Immediate dismissal. Creates a hostile work environment, you see. And the security cams caught it all. That's why Yee let himself get decked. Whitt is fired and relieved of duty. Further victory!
While he's escorted out, though, before Yee can finally pass out, he tells Meers some crucial info. He looked into Virtue like he was asked, and there's no record of her--because she's been dead for six years. And on that bombshell, we cut over to the Movement, watching the rising sun on the morn of their victories. They're not trying to be heroes or anything. But maybe once in a while, they can feel a little heroic about what they've accomplished. No one else is here looking out for the city, after all. And the comic ends with someone swinging into the city and stopping before its welcome sign: Batgirl.
Well, we’re two-thirds done with this series now. Two major villains have been defeated. But the Cornea Killer (who doesn’t get even a mention in this issue) is still out there. And now things are gonna get complicated even more than before. Katharsis and Batgirl have scrapped before, so this promises to be a rematch~
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forever-a-dreamer · 3 years
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We need a physic link at my work. Someone needs to be able to sense when I’m .5 seconds away from going ape shit on a customer and intervene.
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God(hcs)
c!multiple x god!reader
notes: the reader will be the god of death to make it a little bit more spicy :). c!punz’s pronouns are he/they, i’m not sure about the others, but i know theirs. also why does ranboo take away my gender? /j
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warnings: arson, violence, cursing, yelling, mention of death, voices in technos part, spoilers for wilbur if you haven’t watch tommy’s lore stream, revival for wilbur, making a religion, time travel, egg, prison, stealing, anarchy, playful name calling
Sapnap
so obviously y’all would be a great match :)
you have creative mode, so when sap would ask you to give him a lighter and tnt, you would GLADLY give it
also, can we talk about him being a nether hybrid
fire squared
like fires left and right, hide your mom and your children in your house lol /j
but besides the whole arson thing, you favor him above anyone else on the server
like if he asks for diamond blocks, well here’s a whole inventory of it, also, here’s some ancient debris and some netherite
if someone asked, you would probably grant them with poison and curses, just because you can’t be “unloyal” to snapchat 
wouldn’t be lonely anymore
Dreamwastaken
this duo is less chaotic, but chaotic enough where people avoid you
he still asks you for stuff, but most of the time, you don’t give him it because he annoys you too much about giving stuff
“hey y/n/n, can i pretty please get some emerald blocks.”
“nope bitch, get it yourself.”
but sometimes, you grant him some op shit, when it’s your good day
“because i’m being nice, here’s some diamond, now, don’t ask me again you little piss baby.”
“shut your trap y/n.”
“or what homeless teletubby, what are you going to do to a god like me?”
“you hang out with technoblade to much.”
Georgenotfound
maybe the least chaotic duo
you guys keep on relaxing and relaxing until the point where you don’t do anything
he barely asks you for anything, but only when it’s really really important, like a house or build
especially when he was building his little cottagecore house, he needed your godly presence to help
“y/n, what should the roof be made of?”
“i suggest brick, it makes it more aestheticy if that makes any sense.”
also barely any drama or tea with you guys
never arguing and never betraying each other is a must
Tubbo
also another least chaotic duo
literally help him with his bee farm, he will (platonically) love you forever
gotta be close to ranboo, that’s the rule
gives him SO much stuff, he’s a precious boi 🙄
also gotta be close to tommy, but not as much unfortunately
you help him pick out things for builds, like what material clashes with another, etc
“do you think that the wool and the netherite blocks look good together y/n?”
“nah, what i suggest is the wool with the gold, it looks perfect.”
sometiems, gotta put him in check because he gets a little ego built up
you definitely yank his horn a little too hard because of your IMMENSE STRENGTH
“OW, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT Y/N.”
“calm down sunny, you were just getting a bit over your head a little.”
Tommyinnit
chaotic duo like sapnap
snaps at anyone who annoys you and vice versa
you give him EVERYTHING, obviously except op and creative
he tries to persuade you to do something, but dreamxd wouldn’t allow it, since he is the main boss
“come on y/n, give me op.”
“no tommy, xd will kick my ass.”
“pweaseee.”
“no.”
you would DEFINITELY help him with the Big Innit Hotel, making the whole layout and color palette.
both of you have an intense hatred for ranboo, since he “stole” tubbo away from tommy
Ranboo
least involved in everything
just stay in the tundra and drink some tea, and you’re good for all of your life
helps him get netherite all the time so your boii can get the good stuff 😬
when he mines to get diamonds, he literally prays to you
“y/n, if you’re listening, please give me a 6 vein, i desperately need it for my collection of diamond blocks.”
and THERE IT IS
more than a 6 vein actually, a 12 vein
guess he needs to pray to you more
daily tea sessions, to talk about the good stuff, and NO, and i repeat NO skipping
threatening to flick water on him check ✅
Wilbur Soot
literally you spoil him
not to be angsty, but when he died and lost his last canon life, you revived him instead of Dream
now he’s practically at your knees
like he’s thinks that he owes you, but actually that’s the opposite
he was revived because you were lonely, and wanted your best friend back :(
prays to you when he goes to bed
“hey y/n, hope you’re having a great day, (platonically) love you.”
“love you too mortal.”
sometimes, to be at the peak of godness, you shower upon wilbur as gold to symbolize blessings, like zeus did before
“omg y/n, what are you doing?”
“i’m trying to bless you, shut up bitch.”
just saying, he would make a religion about you :/
Karl Jacobs
omg don’t get me started on this
first, you wouldn’t codone him going back in time
he would definitely forget your name a lot, so that’s why you hated it
“hey karl, how are you doing?”
“i’m sorry, but do i know you?”
ANGST IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
you were definitely the one to push him towards sapnap and quackity
this is also another spoiled boi
give him the entire world while you’re at it pwease
he wants a few diamonds, nope, give him a chest full of them
Quackity
why are there so much chaotic duos in here?
literally chaos times infinity
energy to the max
literally, did you take an energy drink
grants him every wish he can randomly think off
“can i get a bucket with lava and a fish in it?”
“weird choice, but ok man.”
gotta be close to sap and karl or he isn’t your friend anymore /j
helps with las nevadas a lot, and definitely tries to rig the machines so you get money
“hey big q, i got 10,000 dollars.”
“that’s impossible... y/n, did you cheat?”
“nooo 😊”
help him preen his wings, and he goes “I LOVE YOU, MWAH MWAH.” obviously in his mind 🙄
Awesamdude
definitely helps him maintain the prison
you both love setting up red stone contraptions and pistons and all that giz
“hey sam, do you know where the redstone torches are?”
“yeah, there behind the pistons in the back.”
also you helped build the prison, since he could do that by himself
“are you sure that lava wall will work y/n, your calculations seem inaccurate.”
“i’m sure sam, this will add some more security to this goddamn server.”
nerd squared lol
BadBoyHalo
wouldn’t condone the egg
you warned him multiple times to get away from its grasp, but most of the times he’ll decline
“i won’t y/n, the egg is the future.”
he still, even after all the advancements, even after everything, he tries to ask you to join the eggpire
“come on y/n, you’ll like being with us.”
“i don’t wanna be on a stupid egg side, like let me crack the egg, i wanna eat it and turn it into a omelette.”
he doesn’t like that joke :(
but before he discovered the egg, both of you were joint at the hip
sight seeing was a must
languages being thrown around everywhere, since you were the little language muffin
Punz
steals stuff from everyone
hide your stuff, because the punzo-y/n team is unstoppable
definitely they can be really stubborn and indecisive
like one day, he will be like, “i need gold blocks.” and the next, “nevermind, i need netherite actually.”
like hon, stop switching
also anarchy buddies
burning down forests and buildings are your guys’s specialty
when you give him gold when they doesn’t ask, his heart goes brrr and his brain goes, “pog pog, they’re so cool, lets hug them.”
Technoblade
now this is the most deadly duo in the entire Dream Smp
better not piss you guys off 😐
he’s the Blood God, and you’re the God/Goddess/God being of Death
so if some occasion where you need to battle someone, like Techno’s enemies, *clears throat and murmurs Quackity*, you will obviously back your boy up :)
help him with enchanting and potions and he’s set for life
also you got have to be close to the great Philza Minecraft since him and Techno are buddy buddy
anarchy squared
helps with the voices since you have some of your own
“so what you’re saying is that i need to pay attention to them?”
“yeah, when i first learned that the voices were in my head, i tried to ignore them, but that sucked. so what i did was try to distract myself with various tasks, and that sucked.”
“so what do i do, you’re saying that i should listen to them, but how do i do that when they literally shout at me.”
“just embrace it, obviously when they do their little chant of blood for the blood god, you have to ignore them.”
“you suck at advice.”
Philza Minecraft
so since both of you resemble death, him being the Angel of Death and you being the God/Goddess/God being of Death, y’all are fucking best friends, platonic soulmates if you will
death squared
watch out, because if you piss them off, prepare to d-
gotta be close to Ranboo and Techno, and obviously others who he platonically likes
he doesn’t need to ask you for stuff, he’s the fricking Angel of Death, but he will ask you to preen his wings :D
“ow, not there y/n.”
“oh shut up grandpa, let me do it.”
“I’M NOT OLD DUMBASS.”
Dream XD
two gods at once, damn there is so much chaos
left and right, you guys are noticed by everyone, like purrrr
y’all would be in some fancy shit, to show your power
you would get jealous of him hanging out with george
“why are you jealous y/n?”
“you’re hanging out with george to much, hang out with me please :(.”
gifts are a must, even though both of you have access to creative
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~Metal Family headcanons~
These are like my... general hcs)? which means I didn't include my main hc that Glam, Ches and Vicky are polyamorous, married and started dating after Glam met Vicky, and absolutely everything that implies for the kids and the relationships between each member of the fam. Maybe I'll make a separate post for that or maybe not! Who knows lkfwnlfqnf
Glam
Bisexual
Glam has constant nightmares and ocasional night terrors ever since he ran away home and is an active sleep walker. Ches helped him through the worse ones when they were younger, and learned how to deal with them, always preferring not to wake him up but being with him until the episode passed. Vicky has learned how to deal with them, though she normally asks Ches for advice with it cuz she comes out short sometimes.
He has PTSD. I bet it's diagnosed too, he takes medication and goes to therapy, it doesn't mean he still doesn't have his bad days anyway. He's trying to get better.
Glam has talked to Vicky about his past, his father and his family. This is a direct contradiction of Alina's confirmation that Glam doesn't talk about it with anyone but man FUCK THAT. We love good communication in this house, Vicky tries her best to help him, but there's only so much she can do to help.
Glam enjoys gardening, cooking and making models, he also likes doing his make up, painting his nails and dressing up in fancy, extravagant clothes even if he has nowhere important to go.
He likes taking care of everyone's hair, and constantly helps Vicky brush her hair cuz there's so much of it, Dee when he gets stressed over how tangled it can get, buys Ches hair products so he actually takes care of it, and chases Heavy so the kid actually washes, untangles and brushes his hair.
This one is kind of weird, but I refuse to think any adult in the family is unarmed at any time. Glam owns a taser and pepper spray. They're bright pink and sparkly.
This man cried his eyes out while watching Coco. He's hell to watch movies with cuz he talks and predicts what's gonna happen during the movie, judges them with scores at the end and all.
Vicky
Also bisexual!
Vicky's the one who does everyone's laundry most of the time. She prefers it that way since she's the only one that knows how to wash their black clothes so the colors stay vibrant. (This is based on my gf shaming everyone but Vicky cuz their black clothes always look so muted and almost gray, but Vicky's whole outfit is always the same vibrant black colors, so we decided that neither Glam or the kids know how to wash dark clothes)
She has anger issues, if it isn't obvious. I think she also has PTSD, mainly survivor's guilt due to her surviving the accident her brother died in. She blames herself and cannot bear to talk about it, in some sort of deep denial. If she can't remember, it can't hurt as much, right?
She has scars on the right side of her back and her hip, from the road rash she got on her brother's accident, she never treated it due to grief and it scarred badly. Apart from that, the scar of the caesarean section from Heavy's birth. She doesn't really mind both of them, they happened, nothing to do about them.
She likes watching boxing competitions, brawling matches and motorcycle repairing on TV. Loves doing BBQ's and going to the pool. Also an enjoyer of teasing her kids, kissing and loving her husband at random times, spending time drinking and bonding with Ches and bragging about her family and punching anyone who thinks they're not that cool.
Not particularly a fan of make up, skirts and dresses or any traditionally femenine-perceived stuff. But has been making exceptions due to Glam and Ches being unashamed of being seen as femenine, and actually rocking the looks. The internalized misogyny is kind of slowly dissapearing.
Apart from the guns she carries in each arm (I mean her biceps, have you looked at the size of those?? She strong) she has brass knuckles on her at all times. Glam gifts her new ones sometimes, she loves having multiple choices to punch people teeth in.
Loves horror, thrillers and action movies. Falls asleep during rom-coms and dramas. Ironically, loves gossip and talking shit about people. Enjoys hearing Ches talks about the gossip going on in the nursery home even if she doesn't know who the hell he's talking about.
Rest of the family under the cut!
Heavy
Heavy is a trans boy! He doesn't know his sexuality yet though, he's still figuring himself out. When he's older, i think he definitely dated some men but had better luck with girls.
Heavy has had innocent crushes on some girls on his class before, but they never turn into anything more cuz he's not the best at expressing himself. He follows the bother-the-girl-to-death-until-she-hates-you gimmick, and unsurprisingly, it doesn't work.
I'm sorry to break this to u but Heavy totally had an among us phase, and uses so much reddit and twitch slang... You know he does.
Likes bullying and teasing his brother to death. You know that when Dee had his first romance, Heavy was ALL up in his business being a tease and a bad attempt at a wingman. He means well tho.
He's not squeamish at all. Also has great pain resistance. This kid has picked cockroaches with his bare hands and loves cats, of course the cats have scratched him. He's tough!
Grows up to be the charming himbo he was always destined to be.
Dee
I hc him as demisexual. Kind of inherited his dad's tastes for the takes no crap, intimidating but pretty kind of people.
Can't cook. He tries but he can only do basics like rice, cereal, chicken nuggets or eggs. Complicated meals always burn or don't taste like anything at all. It drives him crazy.
Dee was a quiet and very well behaved toddler before Heavy was born. He never threw tantrums or got whims. After Heavy was born though, and despite the fact he understood his brother was small and needed special care, he started craving attention often and cried and got mad at little things. Typical jealousy of the oldest sibling.
The first time Dee fell in love with someone, he didn't recognize it was love at first. He just thought his interest on the person was born out of curiosity and aesthetic attraction, but as soon as he realized he seeked validation and companionship, that he liked seeing them smile, that he wanted to protect them, that he yearned for more time alone with them and that he wanted more than what just a simple friendship implied, it was an instant 'oh hell no'. He wanted those feelings to get the hell away, but unfortunately, they were there to stay.
Canonically likes MLP, psychological and horror anime like Death note and Hellsing, so I'm deciding he also watched Death Parade, had a FNAF phase, is very into The Walten Files. This guy enjoys any kind of specially dark ARG's and knows a ton of lore of real crime, unsolved cases, ghost appearances and other stuff. Doesn't believe in the supernatural, but sure is entertained by it.
He's a mess at romance. Flirting? His attempts at compliments are hardly flattering. Giving gifts? The best he can manage is jewelry and you can kind of tell he asked his dad for help. Dates? He's so nervous he's silent for most of it, but begins getting comfortable and having fun if his partner really knows how to get him down from his negativity cloud.
Ches
Pansexual.
He's very good with kids. He has the patience of a saint and he's laid-back, chill and fun but still is an authority figure who knows how to put limits. Sure, he's gonna let the kids light up a house on fire BUT hey, now they know everything about fire precautions, burns and how to treat them AND how to get away with arson. What an educational evening, am I right?
Due to certain info from the "Goodbye" official comic, I headcanon Ches as depressed. I don't want to elaborate a lot 'cuz of spoilers, but... God, everything related to his mom fucking hurts, man. How did he deal with all that?
Ches has been Dee and Heavy's babysitter so many times he cannot count them with all his fingers. He learned how to put those kids to sleep almost immediately (Sing Bon Jovi's "This ain't a love song" and any cheesy love song in a slow lullaby style and they're out), which movie were their favorite as kids (Heavy loved 'Monsters Inc.' and Dee never looked away during 'Meet the Robinsons'), how to console them after nightmares (Heavy needed reassurance, sweet words, and to be with someone until he fell asleep again. Dee just had to be tucked in, get his nightlight turned on and kissed in the forehead). He practically raised those kids along with Vicky and Glam.
More than once, Dee and Heavy have slipped and called Ches "Dad". Ches immediately gets his shit eating grin on and answers "Yes, son?" and does a couple of dad jokes just to mess and embarrass them. He's actually very flattered and surprised at how proud of himself he is for being a father figure to both kids.
Has a scar on the left side of his forehead due to a bottle his mom threw at him when he was younger, around the time he met Glam. He hates the scar with passion, it's a permanent reminder of the fact she never cared, that's why he always keeps it covered with his headband. Gets sad about it sometimes.
Ches likes to spend his time with a group of grannies of the nearby nursing home. He genuinely considers them his friends and gossips and hangs out with all of them on weekends. Bingo, billiards, walks in the park, soap opera marathons, you name it. I even designed them, gave them names and backstories... God, i just love the concept too much. I'll make some art about Ches and his granny gang FOR SURE, you're NOT ready for them.
Carries a pocket knife on him at all times. This man grew up on a bad neighborhood and absolutely knows how to defend himself, he can be intimidating when he wants to be and will pose a threat if needed. He's fucking terrifying when genuinely mad. Just cause he looks harmless doesn't mean he is, darling.
That would be all!
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quackiseok · 3 years
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— sweet dreams
feral boys x gn! reader || headcanons
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genre : fluff
warnings : swearing
summary : the feral boys' reaction to you falling asleep in their embrace or on them!
a/n : AYY HELLO!! i'm so sorry for the lack of content these last three days OTL but here's something i wrote, hope you guys liked it! ♡
song to listen to while reading :
— DREAM
let's say dream has just finished recording for his upcoming manhunt video and it was a chilly night
well, the solution? a gun CUDDLES!!! ♡
he's a sucker for cuddles and you love cuddling with him too, so why not?
the two of you plopped yourselves on the bed, warm blankets wrapping the two of you together
the first plan was to watch a movie, but the two of you ended up talking to each other and leaving the movie unwatched
he share many stories with you, letting you rest your head on his chest whilst listening to him. he would also put an arm around your shoulders to keep you warm and close to him 🥺
as time passes by, it was getting late. you felt really safe around dream, especially if you were in his embrace
your eyelids grew heavier each time you tried fighting it off and focus on dream's voice, which leads to you unconsciously falling asleep on his chest
after a few seconds talking, dream would realize your sleeping figure in his embrace and OHMYGOD
HE WANTS TO FREAK OUT SO BAD BECAUSE HOW CUTE YOU WERE—
lowkey scared that he might somehow crush you or something because you're the tiny little spoon in the current situation
man, he had to refrain himself from taking a picture of you sleeping in his embrace
and the fact that you felt safe enough to fall asleep in his arms makes him tear up (in a positive way!) 🥺
would slowly move you to a more comfortable position and carefully pull you closer to his chest, making sure that he doesn't wake you up
[hugs you tightly]
ALSO just like any other times, mans would secretly mark the date in his phone's calendar because OHMYGOD????? this date better be stamped on history books
after getting into a slightly more comfortable position, dream would just adore you— even only from looking at you, his serotonin level will always go 📈📈
would 100% whisper i love you's or other sweet words while looking at you
mans just smiling to himself, thinking about how much he loves you and adores you— and how lucky he is to have you in his embrace 🥺💞
after some time, he would start to drift away too and ending up sleeping while hugging you tightly in his arms 🥺
— GEORGE
the two of you were sleepyheads
like at the weekends? both you and george would just lazily lay on the bed and fall asleep together regardless what time it was
even at noon? NAP TIME
and today was one of those lazy days
you were laying your head on his lap, which leads to him to his habit of playing with your hair while joking around with you and talk about random things
he just absolutely adores your fluffy hair 🥺
he'd also learn how to braid hairs from youtube just so he could braid yours 🥺
AND SURPRISINGLY HE'S SO GOOD AT BRAIDING HAIRS 💞💞
the way he caressed your head was so comforting, which leads you to feel sleepy. you still wanted to talk with george so you tried fighting off the sleepiness but ended up falling asleep anyways
after not hearing a respond from you, he realized you fell asleep.
WAIT, YOU FELL ASLEEP ON HIS LAP AND THE WAY YOU LOOKED SO ADORABLE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL—
a blush crept up on his cheeks as he looked at your sleeping figure on his lap
ohmygod he absolutely adores this and 100% would plan more sleepy days with you just to see you fall alseep on his lap again
george would admire you shyly, his fingers still softly caressing your hair while making sure not to do it too hard since he doesn't want to wake you up 🥺
he looks at you > gets shy from how adorable you are and how much he loves you > look away > missing looking at you > back to the first step (put this cycle on repeat)
GOSH he just wants to pull you close to his embrace now but that's not possible to do since he doesn't want to wake you up ;(
as he secretly admires you, he would slowly feel sleepy too but he doesn't want to move you away from his lap
so this man right here decided to just sleep in a sitting position which he didn't mind too much since he could still lean his back on the stacked pillows
come on— he doesn't wanna ruin this adorable moment :( it's worth the back pain according to him 👍
and so with that, the two of you fell alseep peacefully 🥺💞
— SAPNAP
mans a whole ass tease @ you
mf would browse through hundreds of websites and collect the cheesiest jokes he can find to use them on you later 😳
also won't stop clinging on you for 24/7 but you don't mind since he's so adorable 🥺💞
and today was just the same like any other days, he clung on you and begged you to cuddle with him
how can you refuse such a sweet offer????
so here you are now laying on the bed with his arms around your shoulders, holding you close to him
the two of you would just joke and laugh at many things, just havin' a wholesome fun time 🥺
don't forget the fluffy blankets around the two of you (you adore soft blankets so sapnap bought you at least 3 blankets and you absolutely loved all three of them 🥺)
until at one point everything felt so comfortable that you didn't even realize you were drifting yourself to sleep
and the moment sapnap realized you fell asleep sweetly in his embrace?
[!(-?#?2@&&????? SCREAMS???? —NO, MAKE THE SCREAM SILENT SO IT WON'T WAKE YOU UP]
he can't help but let out a soft chuckle when saw your sleeping figure
oh man, he was gripping on the pillow tightly so that he doesn't lose control and pull you closer to him which could wake you up
100% gonna make you cuddle with him everyday until you fall asleep on him (mans just making it a routine now)
he would also have to refrain himself from squishing your cheeks while looking at you in awe 🥺💞
even though he's growing sleepy too, he won't give in so easily
like— hello??? a cutie pie just fell asleep in my arms, sleep can wait 🖐🖐
but then eventually he'll fall asleep anyways, but he swore he tried his best keeping his eyelids up and that's sweet 🥺
((would 100% unconsciously pull you closer and just hug you tightly in his sleep ♡))
— QUACKITY
we all know how much alex LOVES driving and mans really good at it (he knows what he's doing fellas)
especially with you 😳😳
the two of you would blast banger songs together while enjoying the road and the pretty view from the window 🥺
it was one of those afternoons again where the two of you went for a stroll with his car
both you and alex planned on only going for a short stroll, but ended up strolling around for almost 3 hours now
but neither of you cared, alex loves spending lots of time with you and same goes with you 🥺💞
the two of you wanted to get some fresh air for a bit after such a long drive, so you stopped by at the nearest field before driving back home
and man, the view was indeed beautiful
the two of you had moved to the back seat so he can get closer to you
as the two of you talked while watching the sun setting down, you started feeling a little bit sleepy
you shrugged it off at first and continued to talk with alex, but then you couldn't help but fall asleep with your head leaned on his shoulders eventually
and when he realized you has fallen asleep on his shoulders?
OH MY— HIS HEART WENT BRRRRRR BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE
definitely will plan on doing this in the furture but at home so he can just adore your sleeping figure for as long as he wants to
he has to drive back home but this moment is very important so he chose to stay there for at least the next 1 more hour 🥺💞
he just wants to kiss you on the forehead so bad but he's scared that he might wake you up :[
but then again, it was getting really late and he has to drive the two of you back home so he would carefully make you lay down on the back seat and he would put his jacket underneath your head as a pillow 🥺💞
and when the two of you arrived back home, he would carefully carry you back in and just cuddle you up for the rest of the night until he falls asleep too ♡
— KARL
karl jacobs has 2 moods : the wholesome mood and the cursed mood, no in betweens
he can either be very wholesome and send you the cutest hamster pics ever or just send you cursed, unexplainable images like macaronis boiled in gatorade
but even though he's in the cursed mood, his clinginess for you will stay the same ♡ (which you absolutely loved)
you loved both of his moods anyways since it's sweet and funny 🥺💞
today, he was feeling extra wholesome so he would just chill with you on the sofa in your matching frog hoodies and your head on his lap
((yes, he bought matching frog hoodies with you at christmas to wear them together 🥺👉👈))
the two of you would be watching cartoons, especially adventure time!! (it's superior cartoon, you can't change my mind)
then as time passes by, you felt your eyelids grew heavy but you tried fighting it back
yeah, you ended up falling asleep at the end 😔
karl noticed how you grew silent and when he checked on you only to see you sleeping on his lap?
yeah karl's never gonna leave his seat, 100%
mans just smiling to himself from looking at how cute you are in your oversized frog hoodie, asleep on his lap 🥺
GOSH this better happen frequently in the future because if not? he'll commit ARSON
he would try softly play with your hair, making sure his touches were soft so he doesn't wake you up
the cartoon is now long forgotten, his focus is just full on the sweetheart sleeping on his lap 🥺💞
he would constantly check on you and pull the blanket back up to your body if it moves back down, and make sure that he doesn't shift his legs too much because it might wake you up :(
will also try his best to not fall asleep because MAN, HE CAN'T JUST SKIP THIS HISTORICAL MOMENT
but he fell asleep anyways after holding back for around 40 minutes, which is impressive 😳
just like george, he doesn't mind falling asleep in a sitting position 👍 backpain = worth it
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