Okay so ART FUCKING BLANK is apparently also the guy from the “say my name” scene in Breaking Bad????
The more you know…
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* I’m excluding Trevor since I’m pretty sure he had no way of saving himself. I’m blaming Saw IV’s poor writing here since it was never clear if Trevor could’ve survived or if Art Blank was the only one intended to survive.
* Hoffman is excluded because (Hello Zepp intensifies)
* Even though Detective Matthews was more a guinea pig for Rigg’s test, he was still given a chance to save himself by shooting anyone who tried to go through the door before the timer ran out. So, he counts.
* Jeff is excluded since his test was already over. He was only really here to get shot by Strahm.
* Brenda counts since, after Rigg saved her, she attacked him as part of her own game.
* Rex is excluded since he was a guinea pig for Morgan’s trap.
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saw headcanons: favorite film
starting when he was young, peter strahm developed a love for foreign media. i think noir/crime films are his favorite genre—but le samourai, starring alain delon, is his all time favorite.
i imagine mark hoffman’s most enjoyed films tend to be stephen king adaptations. misery falls high on his list.
lawrence gordon loves old movies, i feel. like peter, there’s enjoyment of foreign films—in lawrence’s case, he likes german expressionist films. i believe M, starring peter lorre, would be one of his favorite movies. not number one, but one he definitely loved. though it’s french, not german, i bet the doctor side of him would appreciate les yeux sans visage.
adam stanheight is an absolute film buff. while the aspirations of being a veterinarian were snuffed out by his bad grades, i imagine film school still enticed him. it felt so natural to be behind a camera, after all. again, i think adam has an appreciation for foreign media, too, namely japanese media. kaiju films & the japanese horror genre in general thrills him, especially the 1977 film House. yet, i’m not sure if i’d call it his favorite. i’d say his favorite would be a dario argento film, likely suspiria or opera.
art blank . . . i imagine he likes thrillers & suspenseful movies. things with a big twist, like the sixth sense! for his favorite, i have to go with primal fear, starring a young edward norton.
scott tibbs loves horror movies, not that this would surprise anyone. the gorier, the better. unfortunately, this isn’t my realm of expertise, so it’s difficult for me to pick one i know well enough to confidently say would be his favorite. i think, at the very least, he’d get a kick out of house of 1000 corpses—i hear it is very gory and the trailer looks kinda silly, which i don’t think would deter him.
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the real reason john put art blank in a trap is because he knocked billy off that table in his warehouse.
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Horrible Concept:
what if we took clown husbandry
and made it lawyers
so my partner and i were joking around and now this is a thing
lawyers, both actual fictional ones and ones we make up are little bug like Crechures you can buy at the lawyer store now i suppose, welcome to the world of lawyer husbandry everypony, I dug this can of worms and now I'll lie in it
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Reminder that Art Blank’s face scar walked so Mark Hoffman’s could run
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