#artemis fowl jon spiro

[jei-rifni]

The funky man himself!! And the she!!

(Repost because i forgot Jon’s beard thing)

#artemis fowl #fowldom #artemis fowl fanart #artemis fowl jon spiro fanart #jon spiro fanart #artemis fowl jon spiro #jon spiro #artemis fowl angeline fowl fanart #artemis fowl angeline fowl #angeline fowl fanart #angeline fowl

[fowlblue]

So this is basically the end of TEC, right?

#artemis fowl #eternity code #jon spiro #my art #made this for a PowerPoint I’m showing friends lol

[liznfin]

Pay no attention to the fact that we haven’t once had Holly facing forward. Also enjoy scrungly Jon Spiro being completely owned.

Y’know, since we’ll be doing pieces for the entire series, it might be fun if you replied to this post or put in the tags your guesses as to what we’ve chosen to do for The Opal Deception.

#artemis fowl #artemis #holly short #jon spiro #the eternity code #af #artemis fowl art #af series #liznfin book club

[irunaki]

day 2 of Fowlfest: A character's diary/journal

thats jon spiro xdxd

#artemis fowl #fowldom #art #jon spiro #fowlfest2023

[sinigangrobot]

#turnin out pretty well so far #i need my thesis gc to stfu or i might do something stupid please just let me sleep and or do my own shit for a bit oh my god #jon spiro #artemis fowl #six fanarts

[lisa-l0vely]

Forget red, blue, and gold!

The c cube is grey.

#lol #is this shitppst material #artemis fowl #af #tec #the eternity code #graphic novel #the c cube #jon spiro #this is a joke #im Not trying to start a debate 😭

[hop-a-lot]

evil business man deserves a parody song of Bezos I

#jon spiro #artemis fowl #fowl senior #eternity code

[weeinterpreter]

Elon Musk's personal lawyer is Alex Spiro?! I have so many questions!

Is it his brother or is it our Alex in an elaborate scheme of Artemis to bring Musk down????

#artemis fowl #alexmis #alex rider #fowldom #jon spiro #X

[fowl-fox]

“Well then. It appears we tied up those guards and stole their uniforms for nothing.”

“I dunno,” Mulch said as he plucked a beetle out of Artemis Senior’s hair and tossed it into his cavernous maw. “Sometimes it’s fun to play dress up.”

The last poll’s response was a tie! So it appears that an escape plan is made, and then an escape plan is thrown aside as Fowl Family Friend Mulch Diggums (for of course it is he) appears and leads the two under and out of prison. Very convenient, but wait-

#artemis fowl #fowl senior #jon spiro #timspiro

[fissions-chips]

I am now being silly and self-indulgent and thinking about my usual TimSpiro except like… flipped?

Instead of post-TLG Tim suffering through his identity crisis and being slowly tempted back to the life of a villain (and a partner-in-crime), it’s post-TEC Jon hitting an absolute low, having lost his reputation (and possibly his position) and with everybody thinking he’s crazy, no more Mob connections, etc. He’ a strongly tempted to abuse substances again and 80% of the time he’s just sitting in his penthouse alone, starting to wonder if he is secretly insane. It’s just a really, really bad time for him (with Valentine potentially in the mix, making matters worse via the ‘toxic influence/friend’ manner).

And then he comes across Tim at some kind of gathering, the man equally inclined to hover at the edge of the crowd but also just… a little concerned for him? He looks unwell. Tim’s not exactly a social butterfly but he’s had enough of Angeline’s influence to know when someone being a little bit friendly is actually a really big help.

And it just kinda snowballs from there? Tim trying to be a good influence for another villain, hoping he can pull him over to the good side so that maybe he’ll feel a bit better.

(And then they fall in love <3)

#idk man Jon angst. but also Tim being sweet. idk man I like the idea a lot. #(there’s also the funny thought that maybe it doesn’t click with Jon that this is Artemis’s dad so when Spiro is invited to Fowl Manor it #- just becomes A Thing lol)

[m3tam0rph0s1s]

THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS

(a darker take on the artemis fowl universe that explores the consequences of multiversal travel.)

objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.

#mirr0r mirr0r 0n the wall #artemis fowl #fowldom #i'm lowkey excited to post the first chapter but it's all i have :( #i need to get the time to write fr #anw have this art as a substitute #jon spiro #yes actually spiro has a big role in this #aspen's mom is kind of like a psycho wanda #holly short #domovoi butler

[jei-rifni]

Whats this? Finally AF and AR art? Yeah s’been a while

#artemis fowl #fowldom #alex rider #artemis fowl fanart #alexmis #alex rider fanart #holly short fanart #Holly short #Timangelino #Artemis fowl senior #Artemis Fowl sr #Jon spiro #Jon spiro fanart #Angeline fowl #Angeline fowl fanart #Julius grief #julius grief fanart #freddy grey fanart #Freddy grey #frelius #happy pride month #happy pride 🌈

[fowlblue]

Okay do you ever think about how Jon Spiro, in building The Needle and having it be an ‘impenetrable fortress’, a king and his castle, packed to the brim with the best security measures on the market, beaten only by technology Not Of This World (and one no-good meddling kid), built himself a prison? Cause, see, you can board yourself up in your house all you want- you can lock your doors, protect yourself from your enemies with all the brick and mortar and shiny technology you like- at some point, you won’t wanna leave it. You won’t feel safe, ever, leaving it, bodyguard or not- every time you’re outside, you’re gonna be looking over your shoulder, 24/7, only dropping your guard when you’re safe, back inside.

Do you think he regrets putting himself in the public eye, painting a target on his back by making so many enemies, burning so many bridges?

Or are you like. Normal.

#I’m having Spiro Thoughts again someone help me. but yeah. thinking. #there’s the phrase ‘it’s lonely at the top’ but add ‘scary as hell’ when you have powerful enemies. #artemis fowl #jon spiro #i am going to make this wicked villain sad he just has sad energy.

[piscespixiewastaken]

Caged Bird

Previous, Next, Masterlist

cw: implied child abuse, panic attacks, kidnapping

Artemis had decided two weeks ago that he hated the color white. And he could think of fourteen reasons why white wasn’t a color to begin with. Not that he would ever voice them. Jon didn’t like when he made critiques of anything attached to the man’s name.

He took a deep, steadying breath. Focus. Stay calm, collected. You’re safe right now. It had been five months since his arrival at Spiro Tower. Five months since he’d stepped off the helicopter pretending to be a kidnapping victim. And unwittingly ending up one regardless. He rubbed the palms of his hands against his eyes. Breath in. Now out. He had contingency plans in place in case Spiro had denied the fairies access to his building. When the man had stubbornly declared no fairies were allowed anywhere close to his tower, Artemis’s mind immediately went to Plan B and thinking through Plan C. Both fell through when a far worse development occurred.

It turned out Spiro’s declaration included a five mile-radius around the tower. Many fairies taking leave in Chicago became sick from the magic, which forced an official LEP investigation. Commander Root had pulled Holly and Foaly from the operation to avoid garnering suspicion. Mulch was able to get Juliet into the tower and plant Foaly’s devices before the dwarf decided his life was worth more than Artemis’s escape with the C-Cube. Juliet, without the eyes and ears of Foaly, was caught sneaking around the tower and thrown out. Jon had had a field day with that.

“Your staff is rather incompetent, Arty. I thought the Fowl name inspired loyalty among your allies. I suppose I was wrong,” the man had taunted as they played the video footage of Juliet Butler getting arrested by the local police force.

She didn’t remain in custody long, Artemis knew that. Butler had ties to every legal force in a major city. As soon as word got to him that his sister was in police custody, he’d work to get her out. But it left Artemis with no allies and no way out of the predicament he’d gotten himself in.

He did wonder why Butler and Juliet didn’t report him missing. Why they didn’t report that he was being held against his will. The C-Cube would be seized as evidence and as long as Foaly was monitoring news around Spiro Tower, the LEP would know when to take the technology back. Unless the Council was sweeping the situation under the rug. Or planning on just blue rinsing the building. Artemis scowled. He wouldn’t be able to do a thing if that was the case. Jon was right. He was useless.

He smacked his temple as if to drive the thought out. Stop it. He still needs you to break the encryption. The LEP wouldn’t have gotten this far without you in getting the technology back. You saved Haven City from the goblin revolution and Cudgeon’s plot only months ago. You’re not useless.

But you got them into this mess. Artemis’s eyes widened, and his chest tightened. You failed to account for Spiro betraying you. You got Butler fatally injured. You failed to account for Spiro’s response to the fairy invitation. He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to block out the voice. You kidnapped Captain Short and started this whole mess. It’s all your fault.

Artemis stood abruptly and began pacing the room. Deep breaths. In and out. Calm and composed. Calm and composed. You are Artemis Fowl the Second. You have never lost before. This is just a setback. His breathing slowed as his mind entered a meditative state. He would get through this. At some point, Jon would slip up. Artemis Fowl was patient.

Jon Spiro was not.

~

Pex trudged down the hallway with his partner Chips close behind. He knew he was a goon. It wasn’t like he made it far enough in school to get a good degree. He was the brawn and Mister Spiro was the brains. But that didn’t mean Pex had to like what Mister Spiro did.

Like keeping that kid locked up in the penthouse. Pex didn’t like that. He especially didn’t like when Jon told him to get the kid out and bring him to the lab. That always ended with a trip to the onsite medical suite. He’d seen far too many bruises and cuts in the past few months.

Chips caught up to him as they got to Artemis’s room.

“Hey, Pex, somethin’ botherin’ you?”

Pex growled. “I don’t like it.”

Chips paused. “What don’t you like?” Was it the Barney DVDs they’d got? Were they not what Pex wanted? Maybe they should have gotten that gym set instead.

“This kidn-kidna-holding the kid here. Boss has had him locked up for five months, and I ain’t heard him once say what was gonna happen to him. Just keeps yellin’ and screamin’ and throwin’ things. I don’t want to keep taking the kid to Miss Scorzi.” Pex turned around to face away from the door.

“But Miss Scorzi’s nice,” Chips pointed out, confusion written on his face.

“Yeah, but why do we have to keep going to her?”

Chips thought for a minute. “Because Boss keeps hittin’ the kid?”

“Exactly!” Pex shouted.

“Soooooo…. What do we do?”

Pex sighed. Mister Spiro would send someone else to get the kid if they didn’t. Someone who didn’t care that he was a kid. He didn’t care how often Blunt and Spiro warned them. A kid’s a kid.

“I don’t know, Chips. I don’t know.”

He turned back around and opened the door.

#artemis fowl #jon spiro #tw: abuse #abuse cw #Continuation of what if spiro didn’t let the fairies into his tower #things are going wrong #no one is having a good time #Except maybe spiro #tw: kidnapping #tw: panic attack #jon says no fairies au

[me-fangirlingxxx]

Ok but imagine Artemis making the C Cube smaller. The size of a m&m maybe for some reason and the restaurant scene goes like..

Jon: give the cube!

Artemis: No

Jon: *takes it a puts it in his mouth* *loud chewing noises* *swallows it painfully* now non of us can have it

Artemis: (O-O)!

#artemis fowl #jon spiro

[sinigangrobot]

commission for @fowlblue <3 thank you!

#jon spiro #artemis fowl #af oc moment ily valentine