#arthur: so it's been decided. we're doing a suicide pact

[sohotthateveryonedied]

They're going to kill off every main justice league member bar one to celebrate 30 years since the death of super man and to mirror it by not having a justice league book for 3 months

what a fun and sexy way to spend your bestie's death anniversary <3

#lay it on me papa bob #diana: clark we've all discussed it and we think it's about time you let someone else share the spotlight #clark: i'm sorry what #bruce: i've been proclaimed dead twice and neither time got nearly as much attention as yours #clark: i'm sorry? #arthur: so it's been decided. we're doing a suicide pact #clark: um #john: and we think it's only fair that you join us #clark: i have a wife and kid?? #bruce: so?? we're all DYING clark the least you could do is respect our final wish #clark: hmm...i WOULD like to skip out on jon's parent-teacher conference next week.....how are we doing it? #diana: oh yeah you're gonna love this. so we were thinking about getting a GIANT piano— #(later) clark: wAIT A SECOND. why doesn't barry have to be part of this???? #arthur: oh he has a dentist appointment that day #diana: what a loser #soho speaks