#artificer dnd

[spacebarbarianweird]

Hi there, I had this fun idea - while the tinkerer class isn't playable in BG3, can we pretend for a while that it is? You know, Tav and Astarion both showing middle finger to all the gods... Tav can even help him with his condition. Some gadget blocking the sun, artficial blood, stuff like that. Honestly, the of them being this steampunk couple of a vampire rogue and Tav with enhanced crossbow or a gun has made my day. So - do you have aby headcanons about that?

OR perhaps Astarion and an Alchemist who likes to trick people too if that makes you happier? 😉

You are the first to request Artificer! People forget this class since it's not in the game, though, it's official. But some DM believe the Artificers bring unnecessary steampunk vibes.

There is also some naughty, to say the least, stuff, let me know if you want more of this.

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Headcanons

Astarion x Artificer!Tav

In the realm of magic, you are that bitch who brings a gun to a knife fight.

You construct machines and mechanisms out of nothing, enchanting them with unique techno-magic,

Armour to withstand necrotic damage? A healing helmet? A prosthetic hand? A full-time "living" creature, a Nimblewright?

There is nothing you can't do with your crafty hands.

Things are complicated in terms of love.

You are more interested in cogs and gears rather than dates and sex.

You've tried once and it was a huge "ugh".

Virginity is wasted for nothing.

So, you've also learned to make sex toys but it's this side job you pray no one will ever know about.

But customers are never unsatisfied though you sometimes get in trouble.

Mostly, the owners of local brothels try to accuse you of lewd misconduct.

You are finally tired of all this shit and decide to move places.

And the mindflayers take you.

You easily escape, making small machines out of debris to help you survive this madness.

You construct armor, and you enhance swords.

Magic sucks, behold the science!

Astarion makes moves to you, successfully seducing you.

And let's say, none of your inventions have ever satisfied you the same way this troubled vampire does.

You think you are in love. And you believe he is, too.

But later he confesses to you that it was a lie.

He used you. And he is sorry.

You are heartbroken, at the very least. You feel used.

You break up with Astarion, leaving him alone in his misery.

But it doesn't mean you want him to suffer - you kill his master, secure his freedom.

When it all ends, he starts burning alive - running to the shadows, like a rat chased by cats.

You feel bad, especially when you hear vicious mockery from your friends.

But you fail, losing his track underground.

That night, you cry.

The thing is, you've never stopped loving him. You were just too stubborn to admit it. Besides, gods, Astarion tried to be honest for the first time in his fucking life.

And you punished him for opening his heart.

What a vile creature you are?

Half a year later, you meet him at the party.

Astarion looks happy - he is an adventurer and a hero, living his life to the fullest.

And he tells you something that makes your heart stop.

"I wonder if we could be together after all, you know. But it seems like you have a new life, and I am happy for you."

You take his hands in yours and ask him to go somewhere private.

Then, you apologize. You say how much you've missed him and that you love him. And you want to be together.

Instead of an answer, he hugs you.

"There is nothing I want more," he whispers.

In the morning, you leave together to find a place that fits both of you.

Living with Astarion is worth of effort, but sometimes it's almost unbearable.

His nightmares, his breakdowns.

You wonder how tf he survived on his own all these lonely months.

You open your artificer shop in Neverwinter, and Astarion becomes a professional monster hunter.

Thanks to you, he doesn't need to hide in the shadows.

You make him a cape that creates a field protecting him from the sun. The eye lenses to make his eyes green.

You also learn alchemy - first, to make potions to ease his nightmares and anxieties.

Later, you make them to satiate his hunger.

Your crafty hands also come in use in healing his sexual trauma.

Astarion craves intimacy, he wants to enjoy sex. He just can't make himself undress and make love to you.

Problem solved - he can fuck you with a toy you've constructed while being fully dressed and in control.

You also use some of your inventions on Astarion, helping him to reconnect with his own sexuality.

One day, he pins you to the bed, making love to you without any extra tools.

It's been such a wild night that your neighbors "politely" asked to install soundproof shields.

You keep learning alchemy, making more and more potions, and one day you finally get your answers.

There is a way to make Astarion mortal without interfering with dark magic or soul-retrieving pacts.

Science, bitches.

Astarion is hesitant. He is eager to drink any potion you make, but being transformed back into a mortal is very extreme.

You ask Astarion to bring him test subjects.

He drags you a deranged vampire, one of the most miserable Cazador's victims - completely insane, almost an animal, that was hunting in the dark caves.

And it works.

The deranged vampire turns into a deranged mortal. But mortal.

Astarion takes the potion, but, maybe, it's because of how long he's been a vampire or because he's an elf, he doesn't turn immediately.

He falls to the floor comatose.

He stays like that for a month, a terrible and long month when you think you've lost him.

One evening, you hear a strange sound.

Breathing.

He breathes in his unconsciousness.

You put your hand on Astarion's chest.

Heartbeat.

You did it. You cured him.

He wakes up with you on his chest, dizzy and exhausted with some memory gaps.

Piercing you with his natural green eyes.

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[greenajd]

my old dnd commss

#slime girl #dnd oc #artificer dnd #dnd character #dnd commission #commissions open

[wilted-warlock]

Imagine hyperfixating on your own dnd character…couldn’t be me

#it absolutely is me #dnd #dnd shitpost #artificer dnd #dnd fandom

[thewildnopeboat]

My friend, Sinone: I have a new character!

Me, who has played with him in four separate games: So help me if it's another man without an arm who is also an artificer!

But, instead, it was a man, without an arm, who is ALSO an artificer

The shock and AWE

#dnd #dnd artificer #artificer dnd #the man is scared of wisdom characters #druids are funny #clerics are broken #dont tell Wizards about clerics #he cant play a lawful character to save his life

[somelazyassartist]

Another Hallows doodle because I'm very much enjoying having her multiclassed now :]

(click for better quality | reblogs > likes)

#three eyed cats in my living room #hallows #hallows nightbreeze #guns tw #guns trigger warning #gun tw #gun trigger warning #dnd art #dnd character #dnd oc #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd artificer #artificer dnd #divine soul sorcerer #dnd sorcerer #sorcerer dnd #(she's also a rogue but that's not as relevant to this specific drawing lol)

[vamonkea-art]

Commission i did for my friendWHO IS FUCKING AWESOME YEAHHHHHHHH

#dnd #artificer dnd

[tranquilvolcano]

Dr. Carshlacked, first name Throngle

my Kalashtar/goblin artificer dnd character who was a hermit living on a island intel the thought-to-be-dead kraken swallowed his island. He escaped by going into his Bag of Holding but in doing so he lost some connections to the plane of the sea, so he can only contact spirits well asleep

#art #drawing #oc #my art #dnd #d&d #dnd art #dnd character #kalashtar #artificer #artificer dnd

[indigos-shits-and-giggles]

Made a full reference sheet for my D&D character, Hephaestus!

He is so cool and so transgender.

#my art #furry #dungeons and dungeons #d&d ocs #dragonborn dnd #artificer dnd #my oc #trans #transgender #d&d art

[phoenixinthewaves]

a WIP of my Kobold Artificer Kashi in her wedding outfit. I've still got to ad depths to her jewelry and add the symbols of Io(In our world called Grandfather Mountain by Kashi's Warren) but I'm loving it so far.

When the time comes for Kashi's wedding she looks forward to being walked with by her mother, Kathorn and her Dragon(actually a water genasi druid from her adventuring party) Ripley aka Bippy

#my art #dnd kobold #kobold #artificer dnd #worldbuilding my beloved

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.

#dumb shit #dumbass #shitpost #humor #unmatched stupidity #comedy #funny #i dont fucking know #dnd #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons #d&d #wizardposting #wizard #wizard tumblr #shadow wizard money gang #we love casting spells #wizard posting #artificer #bard #Druid #warlock #paladin #cleric #sorcerer

[caemidraws]

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#dnd #dungeons and dragons #ocs #fire genasi #artificer #italian text says: 'the firefly and the match' #your honor i love him #ignore the date on the sign i forgor to put in the new year

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.

#artificer #mod meme #source: twitter #source: phyrexianthot #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

[greenajd]

chaotic evil Jaze

#indie comics #original comic #dnd character art #dnd comic #jaze #squirrel #squirrel girl #artificer dnd

[wilted-warlock]

So while looking for inspiration for my artificer/warlock dnd character I found something called steamgoth

#dnd #artificer dnd #dnd warlock #steampunk #steamgoth

[leidensygdom]

Here's a bit of a simple and casual outfit for Siegmund, my earth genasi/tiefling wizard/artificer! Their main outfit is a bit too complicated and I'm gonna need a variety of easier options soon, since I'm gonna play him in the future.

I tried to keep myself from over-rendering here- This was meant to be just flat colors, but I failed (again)- Anyhow, reblogs are much appreciated!

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #genasi #earth genasi #artificer #wizard #tiefling #drow #dark elf #elf #fantasy #character design #original character #demon #sygdomthings #syg2024 #siegmund #character art #illustration #artists on tumblr

[tk-sketches]

animated tiefling commission for plaguecleric!

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