me sitting down to watch yet another cheesy and tropey lesbian chinese short drama starring wang laoji with some supernatural fairy fox demon and a cute girl with a mysterious illness who coughs up blood
I've been watching Roswell Conspiracies (I'm only a few episodes in) and this show is WILD. The gist is that creatures from folklore are actually A) Real and B) Aliens fighting a secret war against werewolves (also aliens) and it's very 'early 00s 'tude' complete with fucky pacing and silly one-liners WHICH I LOVE but my enjoyment is disrupted by this one character
This is the SINGLE MOST frustrating 'government man' character I've ever seen in television. Like this motherfucker... THIS MOTHERFUCKER was scientifically designed to be as loathsome as possible. He is every unreasonable authority figure rolled into one dude but like add on like a bunch of war crimes and a willingness to murder anything at the drop of a hat. I do not understand how this guy is in charge of like... a branch of military. Which, like, if that's what they're going for it's really impressive that they've made me hate him this thoroughly, but holy shiiittt it's working too well.
I want to toss this man over a cliff. I want to string him up and beat him like a pinata. I want to hit him repeatedly with a car.
i find it interesting that although kim being attracted to jimmy in great part for his scamming ways is a very important part of her character, she never liked his saul goodman persona at all. she at best tolerated this character he created and only showed support towards it when she felt he needed the reassurance, but even at her peak slipping kimmy mode, and even though saul is essentially a distillation of jimmy's scammiest traits and therefore something that should please her in concept, she was always personally put off by it - and who wouldn't be, if they saw their partner make up an increasingly grotesque caricature of himself that amplified his worst traits and insecurities like that
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I just reblogged the claiming post, but you can find it here.
@a-molecular-machine said that this piece i wrote entirely consisting of a billion cheesy guitar loops sounded like listening to 5 infomercials at once. so i downloaded a 2001 Hyundai commercial and slapped it on top with no edits. it works so, so much better than it has any right to.
We need to stop seeing Broadway as the ultimate end goal of theatre because there are so many incredible shows that should never see the inside of a Broadway theater
The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact