Tumgik
#as chesterton said 'my favorite part of a picture is the frame'
tlaquetzqui · 3 years
Text
Had my elves buy a little bottle of pepper sauce for a human sacrificial feast, because they can barely taste the things humans make (having like a quarter as many tastebuds, being carnivores not omnivores).
Then I discover prestidigitation, a 0th-level spell that can be cast infinite times, can flavor foods. Oh, I say, but they can’t cast that during a ritual, that would be super rude (you have to say spells in a clear voice if you don’t use the Silent Spell metamagic).
Then I discover prestidigitation can be cast an hour before and used to create any of the possible effects the whole time. Well shit. Guess I’m rewriting a scene.
8 notes · View notes