thinking about how sona named her son zachary
jem’s brotherhood name, zachariah
who was elias’ nephew, who the latter pushed away, despite the two of them being the only remnants of their family left.
its hurtful actually
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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It's me. I'm the distant aunt.
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FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!
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excitedly waiting for this
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
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Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:
• BBL
• facelift
• prepping for going on The Masked Singer
• growing out a bad fringe
• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)
• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)
• they’re getting a divorce
•induced coma
• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us
• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.
• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
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Finally watched the Addams Family Values recently! and honestly. my main takeaway is
Debbie slays. And Joan Cusack is a QUEEN
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