#as sarcastic as I am

[hellenhighwater]

huge shoutout to rejection sensitive dysphoria and the attorney who mentioned that I'd misspelled "forfeiture" in my notes, ensuring that I will literally never misspell that word ever again. Thanks, it's just what I needed. I would have rather been shot, but this works also.

#i am not even being slightly sarcastic #someone pointing out a minor inconsequential error like that will 1. be remembered for the rest of my life #and 2. ensure that I always ALWAYS remember the right way to do it #i usually have very good spelling and it drives me CRAZY when im wrong #so for 'forfeiture #which i always overthink and then misspell #it's either an unrequested out-loud correction of my spelling #or I have to use it as a computer password until the correct spelling is embedded in my hands #also shoutout to Sargon of the Akkad #who is the correct answer to a history trivia game I got wrong in fifth grade #cool how i will absolutely never forget that hes the first known emperor #despite the fact that i will literally never need to know that again

[insertsomthinawesome]

Welcome to the Intergalatic Super Show!!

#Honkai Star Rail #Sampo Koski #Sampo Koski HSR #Penacony #Penacony spoilers #honkai star rail spoilers #honkai star rail 2.0 spoilers #InsertSomthinAwesome #Isa's Fanart #April2024 #Sampo Battle Pass Penacony 2.0 Skin #My guy showed up in 2.0..... i am so happy. #the spoilers tag is more here so I can ramble what i want #I had fun coming up with the details the battle pass doesn't show lol #I liked gallagher's pants.... so i stole half of them. #can't wait to see tumblr crunch the quality on this (sarcastic) #webbed site is doing its bestest #btw for anybody concerned about spoiling me i am caught up with 2.1 #so no worries

[ultrabrite-dl]

There's only 4 ways to represent Sun Wukong:

1) "Huh, yeah, that's a monkey alright"

2) Cute Gremlin

3) Furry Bait

4) "Wait a minute! That's not a monkey! That's a hot dude!"

We should make a diagram about it

Sources (in order):

-Journey to the West, Legends of the Monkey King (1999)

-Le Roi Singe, Chaiko (comics) (2019-2020)

-Lego Monkie Kid (2020- )

-Legends Summarized: The Journey to the West (Part VIII), by Red/Overly Sarcastic Productions on youtube.

-Monkey King: Hero Is Back (2015)

-Monkey King: Reborn (2021)

-The New Legends of Monkey (2018)

-A Korean Odyssey (2017)

#journey to the west #kinda funny #monkey king #jttw #sun wukong #jttw sun wukong #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #le roi singe #a korean odyssey #tv #movie #animated movie #monkey king: a hero is back #the new legends of monkey #I am right aren't I? #overly sarcastic productions #osp

[uncanny-tranny]

I love (sarcasm) that the two options for working when disabled are:

1. Work at the risk of (permanently) disabling yourself further. Go home to a paycheck that won't cover much, but at least you have money. Fight the urge to cry when you're home because you're in so much pain and you can't do basic things anymore

2. Don't work. You'll be in just as much pain, plus you will have even less money. Getting a disability check probably won't cover anything, but chin up! A single dollar is better than no dollar, right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Nobody should be forced to make the decision to work or starve, but there's an added layer of torture when your body literally cannot handle these options. My heart goes out to us all, the world can change for the better

#disability #ableism #ableism tw #i'm still in pain after this shift i am feeling so fucking pissed #NEITHER of these are necessarily a 'privilege' and there are layers to this fucked-up cake #having money is better than having no money. but nobody should have to put their lives on the line because there is no. other. option. #i'm glad i can work but i'm so afraid of my body and my safety and my future. i'm scared that i'm only going to Get Worse because of work #every disabled person on government support should get $60004737 as their funds for the month #also point two is sarcastic are the end if that wasn't clear #kinda scared for my future ngl! 👍👍

[mistressemmedi]

Both Bottas and Ricciardo at the bottom of the grid? I guess there was too much noise which distracted them from this race 💔

#for legal purposes i am being sarcastic #f1 #formula 1 #saudi arabian gp 2024

[cheese-hater]

I originally planned to post once or twice to the fandom but DAMN y'all are so friendly and welcoming that it's hard to leave HAHA

I think it'd be fun 2 make a little askblog like the rest of u, but hmmmm

#onceler #the onceler #greedler #lorax 2012 #brain been cooking with ideas of tired sarcastic type #but alas i am shy!!! might just continue watching from afar #ty for support everyone ur all so *sniffles*

[drizztdohurtin]

erm I just wanna talk about how I know in my heart that gale is actually really funny and if the events of the game weren't so life and death, especially for him, we would've been able to see his funny side far more than we currently do and honestly I feel robbed

#I just know it #and it's not the type of haha comedian style funny #it's just like the way he talks I think he'd be extremely sarcastic and generally more chill #if y'all watched the video fo the cast playing dnd - some of the things Tim said as gale i was just like #omfg I could totally see gale saying that under less dire circumstances #I think i'm trying to say he'd be funny in a charismatic way and not a slightly awkward way #anyways #serena the yap-atron 3000 #I'm supposed to be working on a discussion post for class but alas I am thinking about the wife of waterdeep #wife #gale dekarios #bg3 #shitpost

[teddytheartist]

Asffsdghskjsllksj Brown Harry

I did more than just this one drawing but it’s sketches and I’m tired so have this, I’ll post more tmrw hehe

#look at him omg #i like my men bloody as you can see #i hyper focused on this for 3 hrs straight no breaks no music no nothin #something took over my body for a bit #scary shit #anyyyyways #in my little brainrot head #harry potter #is an actual sarcastic shithead #just clinically obsessed with quidditch and Draco Malfoy #just a little idiot jock #but sweet sweet Jesus is EVERYONE obsessed w himmm #omg #he actually would say “but I AM the choseN oNeE #just to piiisssss hermione off #brown harry potter #drarry #draco malfoy #also pleaseee mercy #i do not know how to render I’m trashy at it #im aware he looks a wittle more latino than Indian I’m sorry I can’t be heLPED #sniffs sniffs in Mexican

[celaenaeiln]

Bruce: *sees a motorcade come up on his right* *ignores*

Timmy in the back eying the group suspiciously: ….

*tapping on glass*

Dick: B, there’s someone tapping on my side.

Bruce: Don’t roll the window down they could be-

Dick: *already rolling the window down* *GASP* ROMMEY?! ROMMEY! ROMMEY!!

A 45 yr old grizzled man with a smoker’s voice, nicknamed Rommey by Dick: heya Dickie, how it’s going kiddo.

Dick: ROMMEY IM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

Another motorbiker with a full claw scar down his face: what about the rest of us, kid? Forget about us?

Dick: MANES! DERRICKA! IZZY!!

Derrick-I take down mercenaries for fun but let a kid I like call me DERRICKA-Rolan: You little shit, why’d we not hear from you after you fucked off to neverland huh?!

Isabella-what? Someone went missing? I had nothing to do with it, it’s total coincidence that I hated him-Hodges: Maybe he doesn’t like us, Der. That right, Dickie?

Dick: *flabbergasted* No!! It’s a long story! After I left I ran out of gas and then some girl crashed into my bike and sent it flying off the cliff but I dove off it first and then I had to walk to the nearest motel on bare feet because I gave her my shoes and then I met this half bear half man and I’ll be pleased to tell you that it was a beary bearable encounter once he got his bearings hahahahaha- *progressively climbing out of the car as the story goes on*

Bruce: Dick! Get back in the car! *having one hand on the steering wheel and grabbing the back of his shirt with the other to keep his wayward son from falling out*

Dick: Wait- *accidently twisting too far and nearly braining himself on the speeding asphalt*

Rommey: DICK!

Bruce: DICK!

Rommey, Derricka, Izzy, and Manes: *grabbing the front half to prevent Dick from becoming like two-face*

Bruce: *letting go of the wheel to grab Dick’s bottom half for the same reason*

Tim: *high pitched screaming from the back* DICK! Tₕₑ Wₕₑₑₗ! ₜₕₑ Wₕₑₑₗ!!!

Bruce: *struggling to pull his son in while the motorcade struggles to pull him out to sit on a bike thus leading to Dick hanging in limbo out the window of a car going 80mph on a freeway* GRAB THE WHEEL TIM

Tim: *sacrificing a few ribs on the edge of the front car seat* IM TRYING! I CANT REACH THE CRUISE CONTROL AND DONT LEAN BACK AND OH MY GOD SIGN POST! SIGN POST! THE POST! THE POSSSTTTTT!!!

Dick, Bruce, Tim, and motorcade: *furious screaming and shouting and panicking*

*2 hours later*

*Arriving at the manor*

Jason: damn what happened to you lot, you look like you went through hell and back.

Bruce and Tim: *drained, pale-faced, messy, sweating, and heaving*

Dick: *a curl of hair falling elegantly into his shining eyes* I just had the time of my life, Jay!

Jason who is well acquainted with Dick’s “Time of the life”s: ah. My condolences.

Tim: Never again. *flopping on the ground and cater-pilling his way up the stairs*

Damian: Father, this is such disgraceful attire! Fix yourself at once, mother would be embarrassed by such a visage! What in holy reincarnation have you been doing?!

Bruce: Never again, Dick.

Dick: it’s nothing Dami, they were just helping me.

Damian: Father, I am ashamed of you. Why must you devolve to such a state when you assist Grayson, he is perfectly capable of extraordinary feats without your input. I suggest you refrain from interfering with his success again.

Bruce:

Bruce: Damian, you-

Dick: Bruce. *smiling pleasantly*

Jason: *immediately sneaking off*

Bruce’s life momentarily flashing before his eyes: …..nothing. Go finish your homework. *trudging off to whine to Alfred about how no one’s gonna believe him*

Dick: *sincerely* what a great day! 😊

#Alfred who has heard so many ‘no one is going to believe me about Dick’ conversations on a regular basis and is tired of listening to them: #well sir what did you think would happen when you threw an 8 yr into the Batmobile and gave him full freedom to drive #Bruce: *moment of clarity* wait am I the cause of this #Bruce whose clarity never stays: nah I can’t be the cause of this #Alfred who is used to this conversation too: *sarcastically* ofcourse not sir. not at all #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #bruce wayne #batman #dicks secret wild adventures catching up to him because no one ever checks in on this loose canon #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #robin #batfam incorrect quotes #Damian thinks dick can do no wrong ever #if dick ran someone through with a sword he’d merely take notes

[ccircusclwn]

SPOILERS TOTAL DRAMA REBOOT S2!!!!!!

so um. episode 7, how r we feeling abt this scene mkulia truthers. bc i am ok (lying)

#total drama #td mk #td julia #td mkulia #total drama mk #total drama julia #mkulia #total drama reboot #total drama island 2023 #tdi 2023 #tdi 2023 spoilers #my art #GOD AM I INSANE ABT THIS EPISODE #mk: why. because you *like* me? #N THEN SHE PROCEEDS TO SHOOT OUt a BFF SARCASTIC REMARK #mk get a fucking hint. please.

[its-your-mind]

HEY. HEY.

HEY @re-dracula WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HAVE JONATHAN ACTUALLY READING THAT PASSAGE OUT LOUD BEHIND SEWARD DESCRIBING THE SCENE, HUH? WITH THE TEARS IN HIS VOICE AND THE PAUSING AND THE SHORT LITTLE INHALES AND THE VOICE CRACKS? WAS IT TRULY NECESSARY??? I WAS ALREADY CRYING. I DIDN'T NEED THIS TOO. WHAT THE FUCK.

#dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula #re dracula #to be clear this is meant in sarcastic jest this episode was a beautifully crafted piece of art and I'm blown away by the cast and #the producers and the editors... holy fucking shit I know today's was a short episode but I think it's taken its place as my favorite so fa #it beat out jonathan fuckin dropping out of the sky in front of drac with his fuckin knife out in order to protect his wife which was ALSO #very good and made me cheer out loud in my car but THIS #also why does jack get to narrate all the dope ass dramatic scenes #I wonder if Mina was like #no really y'all this dude has the best voice and grammar structure for storytelling #we gotta let him keep doing the phonograph thing and I'll just keep copying it down later #tbh she's so valid for that also y'all are so valid for casting jonny sims in this role bc he SHINES when he's describing emotional shit #he NAILS the middle ground between conveying the emotion of a scene and still being a separate narrator #it's almost like he did a whole podcast of that one time ANYWAY my point is y'all are incredible and I am so fuckin glad y'all decided to #start this project

[crow-cap]

read the ace novel now. go

#crowcraft #serious art later but for now the grind must continue (i am failing physics) #ok hi. hi does anyone like deuce here #he’s so babygirl. med school dropout. distressed at all times. he’s sarcastic. how could you not love him #doodles from the Pit as I try to figure them out!!!! #aces face is hard. he’s got.. shapes in him [weary stare] #one piece #portgas d ace #portgas d. ace #does anyone tag it with the dot. does it matter #deuace #fire fist ace #masked deuce #one piece deuce #one piece ace #now I vanish for another 2 months. pray for my physics grades pls. bye #acedeuce

[wreckitremy]

He kissed her, hilariously

.....

Hey

Hey author from 1918

What the fuck does this mean???

#these book club books are wild #its called the magnificent ambersons #and at this point i am certain that its a sarcastic title #the idioms and slang phrases are so convoluted they put touch grass to shame #do i need a new tag for my opinion on these books i would certainly not read on my own? #book clubs nonsense books #october 2023

[ahhlehlehlehleh]

#*buir = parent in Mando'a/language of the Mandalorians #plo koon #jango fett #I just really wanted to redraw the sarcastically surprised captain kirk meme but with plo koon flexing his love for his sons #star wars #clone wars #tcw #comet #boost #wolffe #sinker #i don't actually know how comet looks like #i tired searching and i couldn't find #apologies if i am wrong #a me doodle

[nights-ofren]

My favourite thing about coming back to spn and Destiel after 6 years is to see the fandom is still alive and thriving (we’re all still depressed), still sharing memes and gifs (still not over DeanCas), still writing fics (not accepting the finale).

Great to be back 🤍

#I am genuinely happy to be back #I know it sounded very sarcastic #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural #deancas #spn #misha collins #jensen ackles

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Chase’s relationship with First is a strange one. He instigates ‘death battles’ with First but God help anyone else who comes close to killing his “husband”

Strange perhaps. but oh so tantalizing~ (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) It's about that sweet sweet undescribable bond that blooms between people who clashed as opponents and equals, my man. And occasional fights to death and proprietary behaviour is Chase's questionable way of flirting, lol.

also i have a small collection of tumblr posts that kinda fits their ship dynamics in my head ;P

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

also extra silly ones;3

#que? #ninja showdown #my immortal soul #first ninja x chase young #first ninja #chase young #rc9gn first ninja #rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #xiaolin showdown #first is very dramatic and i love his posh way of talking but also im camp 'let first say fuck' all the time because this man deserves it #also i know that chase is absolutely that bitch that would sarcastically say 'oopsie-daisies' because he has that blaze attitude lol #and yes i am indeed full of spicy headcanons about this ship lol sue me i have to take my entertainment wherever i can xD