#as the oblivious little brother

[risetherivermoon]

established regulily to jegulily where lily and reg attempt to flirt with james but hes so very oblivious and deep in denial,

regulus who flirts with james during quidditch games and calls him 'pretty boy' and james is just like: 'nah thats just a sports guy thing'

lily who helps him with his schoolwork while flirting with him the entire time and praising him when he does good and james is just like: 'shes such a supportive friend!'

whenever the two of them are alone they're both just like: 'holy shit why cant he just take the hint' 'i know right?'

eventually they both give up and blatantly ask him out and hes like: 'you guys like me? really?' and they both facepalm

#honestly the entirety of the gryffindor and slytherins houses facepalm #dw they go on that date #also bg wolfstar of remus attempting to give them advice bc he somehow bagged sirius #sirius is also in on it eventually and even he puts aside the fact his little brother likes his bsf bc its angering how oblivious he is #jegulily #regulily #jegulus #jily #wolfstar #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #harry potter #hp #james potter #regulus black #lily evans #remus lupin #sirius black #james x regulus x lily

[scoliosisgoblin]

I'm in hell.

#guys guys I know this game is problematic BUT HE'D NEVER DO TAHT #he never kiled anyone I PROMISE #he was with me and he told me he'd never so he didn't #but seriously though idk it's fictional so it's not taht bad imo.. #Jay in this universe would be kinda out of place #he'd be 29 just living with a 21-25 y/o working 2 jobs #he has a kid but she lives with his brother #he's also a murderer but we don't talk about that #he'd really enjoy having Peter around tbh #he'd be oblivious to Tk's flirting. Don and him would hang out at bars a bunch. and Lucy would be like a little sister to him #also Peter waited a month before inviting Jay to his house #it was more so because Jay seemed to be happier living there with Peter around #but then something happens dun dun duuuun #my art #Jacob and Peter would be so obsessed with each other too... they'd be happy though so it's fine #your boyfriend #yb game #yb fanart #yb peter #your boyfriend peter

[khaotunng]

Jihyuk: my sister and the chef left together….. toasted to successful love……. I wonder what’s going on..,,… a Mystery™️

#marry my husband #older brother core at its finest #i LOVE that jiwon rightfully said he kinda knows really well only one thing (work) #he IS oblivious and a little dumb and very intelligent ty very much #lyde vs kdramas #kang jiwon

[worstloki]

prize for least genre aware protagonist 👑

#no because Thor trusted Loki so much and was oblivious and that's what made the whole thing a tragedy #but Thor was really out there like 'what do you MEAN Loki lied to me about Father's death and my banishment... let me try appealing to him' #except Thor's version of appeal is like a really really bad apology where the person doesn't want to admit they did anything #and also isn't convinced you're hurt #and Thor's SO SURE this plan will work because he knows his brother right #he knows Loki #and his plan which in accordance to him would have worked was to appeal to Loki's good side/the truth of who would be hurt #his plan was to do away with Loki's assumed anger by being like ''noooo don't do this here hit me instead <3'' #and he thought Loki wouldn't do it. #which means that before the whole plot shenanigans that would have worked and Loki also wouldn't have hit Thor #Loki watching Thor try to manipulate him by acting like his feelings are invalid the same way Frigga and Odin tried: nice try. thot. *wack* #so anyway Thor got hit and I think that's what u get for being soooooo sure that your little brother who u take for granted won't get hurt #by anything discouraging said or done or implied or being used by u for about him <3 #anyway the fact that Thor was SO sure that Loki was reacting badly and would calm down and be normal again is so sad actually #because it means Thor had the experience to know that's how it should have gone #which means when that's not what happened Thor also gets to be the one who has to work through processing that Loki's changed #and I don't think he DID that in the year where Loki was gone #he just neglected thinking about it until Loki was back and suddenly he couldn't pretend his brother had been the same (good) one at death #sad ironic something something character foils too late tragedy #Thor really went out there like i got this and got <beep>slapped fr fr #and then it happened again when he showed up for the Bifrost fight #Thor: i just have to wait it out. we all get angry. he'll get better #Loki: [screaming crying raging shrieking trying to kill him] #Thor: HE'LL GET BETTER #the fact that Thor doesn't expect the lies or the hitting or the unreasonable attitude even when Loki is VERY angry.......... ;-; #Thor watched his brother deteriorate in real time

[siriuslybea]

Okay but like I've had this idea in my head for months and my ADHD doesn't allow me to hyper focus on writing for long but like I want this

Mafia Leader Remus Lupin x Virgin Sirius Black who is oblivious about how dangerous being with Remus can actually be with dom/sub undertones (pic cred likeafunnerall)

#mafia romance #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar fandom #james potter #sirius x lupin #sirius black is a little shit #black brothers #drama #can someone please write this #mafia leader Remus Lupin #Oblivious Sirius Black

[femmedefandom]

so I actually really enjoy the OG SQQ, he is such an angsty and dramatic bitch absolutely stuffed with trauma and terrible coping behind that ice cold veneer and it’s a shame we didn’t get more of him. there’s just so much to explore with him and he gets cut out and missed by his sect exactly 0% which is pretty heartbreaking.

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #og!sqq #a guy that had the outline of a protagonist but the realism of life #orphan child taken living on the streets that has seen too much darkness to be naive but he cares for the other children in his own way #tries to survive the streets and being sold to an abusive family #his friend is saved and brought to a better life leaving him behind #he’s stuck playing the gentle toy for an oblivious girl as her brother torments him regularly #he’s abandoned by his friend and he decides to take fate into his own hands #learning cultivation from a rogue and breaking free of his chains the only way he’s learned how #with brutal and efficient violence…all by himself #he murders his abusers and the rogue who pushed him further into darkness and crime #he makes his way to a righteous cultivation sect to see his brother who he thought was lost to him in death… #…doing apparently just fine as the future sect leader of the top sect with nothing but a bright shiny future and no worries #his past and betrayals have turned him bitter and cutting and closed off but more driven than anyone else #he suffers from qi deviation and likely issues being around other men and substandard education to become head disciple and later peak lord #but no matter how high he goes all he sees is that little beaten and abandoned boy who was good enough for no one with no future #all those fancy worries and honors mean nothing to someone who did anything to survive #all the vague apologies in the world do nothing to ease the suffering he’s experienced #all the rumors and snide remarks are worth him trying to explain himself constantly - to justify his existence #and all the self loathing that has built up could have done nothing but explode upon meeting the blessed protagonist #don’t mind me #just in my feels about sqq again #mxtx why did you make this man only to throw him away??

[ani-and-the-corries-au]

Random au thought.

So I briefly mentioned Ani's smuggling in an earlier post, and because I love it I've decided that I need to elaborate.

It starts when he discovers that the only thing that the Corries (and most of the GAR) have ever eaten is ration bars and weird nutrient supplements. He has feelings about this of course.

And those feelings result in him smuggling in a couple of pretty much any snack he can get his hands on during visits, something that increases when he discovers just how little food that they actually have.

Around the time he discovers that they also have some severe shortages in other areas as well, he ends up subtilty recruiting the handful of senators who are working to improve clone rights in the Republic into his plotting because. "Negotiations with the masters are a lost cause, trust me. if you really wanna help you have to find more subtle ways."

With their help they also manage to add extra medical supplies and sometime new equipment almost entirely under the table.

The Corries are all deeply confused as to how it is that a 10 year old pulled this off.

It actually wasn't that difficult, mostly because Senator Amidala is weak for Anakin's puppy eyes and she still feels guilty about what happened with his little outburst after he found out about the slave army.

#ani and the corries au #padawan anakin #the courscant guard #Anakin also makes a habit of always bringing something to give to the commanders #Because he has discovered through his Shiney friends that they have a habit of skipping out on food so there brothers can have more #they have also found him with his hands burried in there broken equipment more than once #he's fixed and or upgraded a lot of it #Palpetine is oblivious to all of this #He's just a little too assured of his plans and his ability to control everything

[thoodleoo]

now that i've gotten my somewhat coherent helen vs aeneas thoughts out of the way i would just like to add: aeneas/menelaus

#it works bc theyre both the Just That Guy in their army. menelaus is agamemnons poor little meow meow brother #who is actually fairly competent but god help him if aga will let him go into battle and get hurt #and aeneas is just sort of hanging. weird dude from the mountains #insanely sexy and completely oblivious of that fact bc he's too busy looking at a bug on the ground

[caesurah-tblr]

Swap the ages around and this is Dylan and Luke’s dynamic.

#the quarry #back on my Luke from Daniel Isn’t Real and Dylan are twins shit #Luke is like #look at my lil bro wrong for .5 seconds and I’ll kill you #meanwhile Dylan is oblivious #the amount of fights Luke gets into on Dylan’s behalf #without his little brother’s knowledge

[spiribia]

ive gushed about it since months ago (darkon’s saga from free to play mmo ‘adventure quest worlds’) but i really cant get enough of how distinct the aesthetics and music and symbolism of the arc are .. i love that its so full of incomprehensible grotesque eldritch entities and for several installations this is what is set up to be the disturbing part, but the real horror as far as the tragic backstory stemmed not from that cosmic horror as you might expect -- the divines given dialogue turn out to actually be pretty sympathetic toward the plight of the leading characters, it seems -- but from mortal human people and their intolerance and their hatred for people who are not like them or are ‘outsiders’ to what they understand...

#talks #like the main guy was formerly the crown prince of this kingdom oblivious to the true nature of the divine power he was inheriting #until the day he like the long line of ascending kings before him climbed up the observatory to meet their god #for the first time and it was this terrifying fleshy being alprecha. and alprecha was like i made a pact with those past kings #tiny particles of my body are in your farmers fields. those little bits of debris cause your unnaturally abundant harvests but when the #people of the kingdom ingest what grows from that soil they also take a little bit of that debris into their own bodies and become #an extension of me and thereby fuel for my greater scheme. #& you the player read this and think oh how horrifying #surely our protagonist will run into some of his misfortune here (you know he'll run into misfortune at some point because this is his #backstory and this is a tragedy) and you know he wants to disband the monarchy and he wants to marry an outsider. and youre like #oh alprecha wont like this surely. but she actually is amenable to discussing it. its the princes brother who barges in having #trashed everything with the help of many of the common people who could not tolerate the changes the prince wanted to make. #because they didnt approve of the outsider. #and that princes guards who are still significant characters in the 'present day' storyline but now warped and distorted and undead #when you first met them. or when i did. i was like this dark magic they dabble in clearly did numbers on them. #but it was actually the PEOPLE of the kingdom that TORE THEM TO PIECES and the 'dark magic' is what saved them

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

I’ve fallen down the Assassin’s Creed hole once again and I like pain so let’s go!

This is just an excuse for me to torture Des because he’s just so easy to torture and put through pain. But it’s basically Des getting transported to an older Ezio and watching the man fall in love with Sofia as he helps him with the disks and the apple and what not.

Des falls in love like an idiot but can do nothing more than smile and encourage when Ezio turns concerned eyes on him. He’d be damned if he was the reason his ancestor didn’t get the family he’d been craving for years and the retirement that was long since overdue for him.

Luckily when they get to the library and Des touches the apple it sends him away from Ezio. Unluckily it just sends him further back to an old Altaïr. This also would have been fine and dandy if Des didn’t grow so fuckin attached to the man after what Abstergo did to him.

The mentor trusts him just about as far as he can throw him (considering the man’s age that’s still pretty far but that’s besides the point) and borderline hates him for some reason.

Des doesn’t know why but he takes comfort in the fact that Malik (this is AU in where nobody from Altaïr’s time except Kadar dies) likes him well enough and treats him like a younger brother. It’s honestly fantastic and he loves the feeling.

#assassin’s creed #assassin’s creed revelations #ezio auditore #altaïr ibn la'ahad #Desmond miles #malik al sayf #Desmond x Ezio #Desmond x Altaïr #Desmond is Malik’s little brother #fic prompt #hurt and comfort #poor Desmond #kadar still dies #Altaïr is a dick #Ezio is just oblivious #Desmond needs a hug

[nerdie-faerie]

Starting to wonder if the reason it's considered 'ladylike' to fold your legs is actually just because there's no fucking space to sit any other way with guys manspreading <- is going to punch her brothers

#Demon Spawn #im gonna punch them in the dick theres no fcking space for you to be doing that #particularly when we're trying to squeeze in nearly a dozen damn people 🙄 #just thinking while currently squashed up in the car with my legs folded cus my brother is manspreading and again i was trying to take up #as little space as possible when i was in the same position on the coach the other day but i cant punch strangers #i have too many self absorbed oblivious brothers for how short my temper is

[seaglassdinosaur]

One of the best things coming out of season four is the collective agreement that despite them barely interacting Jonathan is fucking pissed at Mike right now, but Mike is just too oblivious to notice.

#he’s like. standing behind Mike sending the worst fucking vibes his way #which fair. I would too #and it totally fits w J’s character and his role in Will’s life as an older brother/confidant #and now J is just in the Mike Wheeler Hate Group along w Hopper and maybe Max #(anyway brain saying ‘wow this is a kid J’s known since he was little. a practical toddler. #he knows Mike really well has had him over for dinner any number of times #he’s seen Mike grow up alongside Will #and now he’s ready to give him the cold shoulder or rip him a new one if Will just says the word’ #which is really sweet if you think about it that J is so willing to put Mike in his place for Will #that J prioritizes Will’s well being over the relationship with a family friend #but it’s also sad bc that willingness to go toe to toe with Mike? it didn’t come out of nowhere #it’s most certainly the result of months or years of seeing Will pine and struggle and especially the last few years #how his and Mike’s relationship have deteriorated #and then it’s not funny anymore J wanting to throw down with Mike it’s a very reasonable response for a sibling so close to his brother #for seeing Will’s pain and being so confused and frustrated that Mike - his best friend - can’t see it #and wanting to do anything to protect Will to make him feel better to fix things #yeah so 2 hands: funny that J has beef w someone he’s barely interacted w onscreen and is too oblivious to notice #and B it actually makes a lot of sense that J is actively pissed at Mike it didn’t spring out of nowhere this is a result of years of #being in Will’s immediate circle and witnessing the relationship fall apart #so. my two cents #stranger things #jonathan byers #Mike wheeler #my post

[dumbassacademia]

Think I’m gonna do that thing where you put your crystals in front of your cat and see what their reaction is

#I think Lily is either extremely intuitive to a scary degree #or to an equally scary degree totally oblivious #genuinely not sure which #anyway I think it’d be fun to see #we always try the little animal experiments #gave the dog an egg to see if he would break it and he refused to give it back to us #gave my brother’s old cat an egg to see if it would become his baby #idk we just like fucking with our animals #cool kid stuff #not academia

[venusasnb]

kinda need to rewatch ragnarok.. i have thoughts.

#laurits is so funny here like can you chill. drooling over your brother in front of yalls mother are you mad.. #she's the only normal person in the family . she's so oblivious to everything. i will die for her #meahwhile these two are having something. i just wanna be your brother. can i just be your big brother. #you're the most important person to me little brother. good lord #laurits is not beating the incestous allegations he wanted to fuck fjor found out they're related and still went #oh yeah i just wanted to see you naked. hot. #i hate this show i hate s3 thank god it doesn't exist and the show ended with seier brothers clutching to each other and #and with magne going can you forgive me brother. and they're covered in blood too. and magne saved laurits. very that.. #2 is my lucky number #seiercest

[sednas]

ও best friend's big brother!choso x fem!reader

choso who knows it's so wrong to lust over the best friend of his little brother but he can't help himself. he's glad his little brother is so oblivious sometimes, anyone else would have noticed that his distraction arrived at the exact same time as you when yuji welcomed you to their house after you got kicked out of your apartment. and honestly, choso is praying for you to never find an apartment ever again.

choso who grips his cup of tea a little tighter when he sees you in the morning, hair all messy, quickly walking towards the bathroom while rubbing your sleepy eyes, your tits moving freely under your shirt and your nipples piercing through the fabric. choso often goes to the bathroom after you, desperate to rub his hard on after seeing you walking while looking like that.

choso whose room is right next to the guest room where you sleep...

choso who happens to hear you every time you touch yourself late at night, and he tries to be respectful, he tries to go back to sleep with his earphones on like any normal person would do, god he really tries to... but soon enough he can feel the stinging ache between his legs begin to rise and he blushes as he pictures your naked body under the covers, your fingers coated in your sweet juices. he bites and licks his lip, wondering how you'd taste like against his tongue, rubbing his rock hard cock through his boxers while thinking of it.

choso who cums so fucking hard while thinking about you that he lets out a high-pitched moan that echoes in the silent night. it's already too late when he shamefully slams his hand against his mouth, he's sure you heard him.

choso who can't even look into your eyes the morning after, stuttering as he says good morning back to you and... wait did you just smirk and wink at him??

#jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jjk headcanons #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #choso smut #choso hcs #choso x reader #choso headcanons #choso kamo x reader #choso kamo smut #choso kamo headcanons