#as we say in german

[t-he-art-of-beauty]

cursing the power of osmosis right now because i do not want to eat my salad anymore but it's going to be disgusting tomorrow

#belastend #as we say in german

[xxlea-nardoxx]

The video didn't appear on the dashboard, so I gotta reupload. Here, @my-name-is-bunnyfoxy .

German-03!Raph saying shit.💀

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt raph #tmnt raphael #tmnt video #teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003 #I'm still not over it #this has the same energy as 12!Mikey saying ass in the german dub #we germans give zero fucks about curses in kids shows #it's beautiful #my video

[writingjourney]

i just can’t stop thinking about copia driving and being his passenger princess?? like ffjdsjjffjs he looks so good in that episode and i wanna go on trips with him just to dreamily stare at him

You just know when he feels comfortable he's singing along to the radio and gets all hyped when one of his favorite songs start playing, you have to actively remind him to watch the road sometimes because he gets so into his performance.

One of his hands is on your thigh at ALL times, though, unless he has to switch gears because this man loves his classy old cars and sorry but he is not driving an automatic. When you're not on the highway and he has to shift gears more often you rest your hand on his thigh instead, firm and muscular as it works the pedals. Gets him even more distracted than the music.

Road trips involve a plethora of snacks and drinks that you have to feed him. He playfully bites your fingers every time, brushing it off with a comment about how delicious you are but he loves to hear you giggle too much to stop, not even after he made the same joke ten times.

Don't tease him too much while you're on the road unless you're prepared to make an abrupt stop at a secluded rest stop parking lot. The bumps and bruises are worth it, though.

#he is italian i am german we are driving manually bc i say so #asks #anon #love this actually #copia x reader #slightly suggestive #copia HC

[izpira-se-zlato]

It must be so, so hard to be surrounded by giants... who won't let you forget 😂

Joker Out with NGVOT at Platosonic 24, ESNS 24 Groningen (18.01.2024)

(full recording by me here)

#my gig footage #joker out #bojan cvjeticanin #bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #kris gustin #nace jordan #bojan ja nace #bojan ja kris #ngvot #esns 24 #jo esns 24 #In German we say #zwei Dumme ein Gedanke #(two idiots one thought) #and I think Nace and Kris qualify for that #for making THE SAME JOKE

[pitske]

ROTZBACKE! HAKENZAHN! OI! OI! OI!

#I know some people will disagree with me here and that is totally okay : #I grew up watching httyd and I absolutely prefer the german version over the og (which doesn't happen often) #I think it is so undeniably better in my opinion because it 1) is what I am used to #and 2) because I'm a northern german and the way they talk seems so close to home its just nice- #um's auf gut deutsch zu sagen: die hamburgern so schön /lh #of course in my family we mostly speak like that for emphasis or whatever but I JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE IT SO MUCH #I can speak along with the movie in its entirety in german I just-only piece of media that had more of an impact on my life than Undertale #I will say I am sadly not a third movie enjoyer. I'm sorry I just didn't like it very much but I respect the people who do #I also have only watched it once while I've watched rtte like... idk 3 times? #also finally getting to the drawing- I LOVE SNOTLOUT AND HOOKFANG SO MUCCH #also Rotzbacke's Synchronsprecher is just so damn funny- #oh btw Planzin and Tectco watched me go through the five stages of grief when I realized the reason why angel dust sounded so familiar #in the german dub was because the voice actor is the same guy who voice acts fishlegs in german #pitske’s art #pitskederdoenerhaendler #so much shit going down guys I need to draw the entire dragon rider crew #httyd fanart #httyd #snotlout #snotlout jorgenson #hookfang #how to train your dragon

[caesarflickermans]

Last picture of the United States before Joe Biden officially ceded the USA to the Free State of Bavaria, represented by Markus Söder (2022, colourised)

#politics #german stuff #inoffizielles-deutschland #german children are kinder #anyway i cannot stop thinking about this it is the funniest to me #the whole eagle finger 'here' thing too #the standing by his side smiling as he signs #everything about this is so beautiful and everything about this looks so sketchy #you might lie and say this is the guest book of munich #i say this is something else and we should be worried about guy joe over here #markus söder dni

[kaialone]

Did you know that Leo is from Germany

#Guilty Gear #Guilty Gear Strive #Leo Whitefang #this kinda took me out when we played #they never play up his being German outside of his move names and then #(I mean hey they started saying his name more correctly in ENG Strive)

[electrosquash]

Follow the news. The Folkwang Museum's cancelling of Anaïs Duplan's exhibition (and still profiting from his work) is not the only institution overreacting preemptively in light of the current crackdown of israel-critical voices on a slippery slope to fascism.

These developments didn't just start with Hamas' attack on Israel of Octobre 7th:

But the political landscape is using its performative solidarity with Israel to restrict fundamental rights more and more especially with the rightwing parties heating up the migration debate again and the Ampel dropping all semblance of a backbone. And they aren't nearly done - keep in mind the upcoming elections where everyone wants a piece of AfD's fascism pie as they are projected to reach majority in three states.

#and these are just the ones i know of. i'm not a journalist nor can i legitimately call myself an activist. #most posts i reblog here are ones that change or enhance my understanding. so imagine the dunkelziffer of things i'm missing. #so feel free to add. tried getting english sources for most but wasn't successful in all of them. #also couldn't find a proper article listing all the banned paroles atp besides excerpts - would love an addition if you can find one #(example: “stop genocide” “from the river to the sea we demand equality” “israel is killing children” - last demo those were all banned) #long post #german stuff #german politics #“not all germany waah waah” “what the boss says is law waah waah” “you're all so ignorant” do you believe your grandpa was innocent too #(metaphorically spoken)

[presdestigatto]

the contrast between lance/seb’s and sebchal’s social media pr videos always gets me because charles is constantly looking at sebastian like he’s the second coming of christ, meanwhile lance has the biggest “peacefully minding my own business” aura i’ve ever seen

#this isn’t to say that one is more real or genuine or better than the other just that i find it funny #how it illuminates how #frankly abnormal charles was (and still is) about seb #like contrary to whatever we write in rpfland i dont find charles particularly passive or demure at all #except for how in those years he was always deferring to seb and letting seb take the lead #like when they were doing the german video and charles just repeated what seb told him word for word no hesitation? #ofc he is a good child who respects his elders but he really let seb get away with a lot #sometimes people say out of pocket things to him and he gets that dead fish look in his eyes even tho he’s v polite about it #but #he would let seb poke fun at him with the biggest smile the silliest giggles #🐝🆑 #this is an expansion of what i posted a month ago about charles’ dignity’s disappearing act but it still holds #anyth w my emoji sebchal tag is not meant to be taken seriously and are just my silly little musings

[abba-enthusiast]

… klar

Also shoutout to the dutchies, have fun beim klarkommen.

#there IS a right answer. #and when you use the wrong one i become a goddamn boomer #and i know that’s incredibly rich coming from sb who speaks swiss german #and idk where this trend of saying the wrong one started!! a couple of years everybody started saying it and i feel like i‘m going insane #*ago #why are you saying it wrong??? did we just suddenly collectively decide to change it and nobody told me? 😭 #is this just umgangssprache that has finally reached Switzerland? 😭 #german stuff

[thedaughterofkings]

Wie zum Teufel sind wir immer noch auf 1 bei den Trends?

Leute, habt ihr überhaupt geschlafen???

#okay ich hab auch schon jedes neue fic auf ao3 gelesen #aber trotzdem #wow (very affectionately) #lessa says #spatort #tatort #tatort saarbrücken #apologies to my non-German speaking followers #we will return to the regularly scheduled content ... eventually #we only get new material once a year #and it has to be celebrated appropriately

[marimayscarlett]

Top 5 worst Richard outfits? 😈😈😈

You know, I love this man with all my heart but it's kind of sad that after I read your ask, I had instantly 3 outfits in my mind, over the span of maybe 5 seconds. So this says a lot of his fashion sense off stage

No particular order, because let's face it, these are all hideous and acid attacks on our retinas (Richard I love you :*)

We start tamely in this gig tonight with an outfit some might disagree on, but I just... can't bring myself to like his cyborg/outer space/serving cunt-outfit, it looks uncomfortable for his boobies and just...looks like a medical corsett:

Now we get saucy: His outfit at the premiere of "Rammstein in America". The outfit itself is giving cute hot topic goth, but as an ensemble with his haircut it's just unfortunate:

His 'pattern from old 70s eastern european curtain-shirt-phase', and then on top of everything the whole thing is apparently made out of satin???:

Of course, this fucking abomination (I call this his 'reassuring good luck-travel-outfit', just to have an explanation for it):

Not so much the outfit (totally normal, good looking stage outfit, eventhough I'm not the biggest fan of those sleeve things), but that hair was truly a hate crime:

And the hair cut in combination with this fucking Where's Waldo shirt is just awful, like my dude, we know now where Waldo is, but where's your fashion sense? The troops are still out searching

Conclusion:

#I love him so so so much but this had to be said #sometimes it's just ... a lot to take in fashionwise #in german we say: ein Griff ins Klo #richard kruspe #rzk #rammstein

[z0mbclit]

I am NOT. A fashion clothes designer. This is very lazy i apologize but I rather snap my neck than have tord wear a fucking hoodie and a coat over it w flashy colors. No. Not my girl.

#eddsworld #digital art #ew art #tord eddsworld #tord ew #ew tord #military clothing #his cape is SWAG #:3 #idk what to say! #cool clothes #i pull up like this on a date wyd #dude ghost from cod lowkey hot #like i get it now #i was a konig girl but he sounds like what we think german 12yr olds sound like #i dont care #penisworld

[gophergal]

That steven universe meme but it's the current Blorbo I have on rotation and my earliest fandom Blorbo

#gopher art #team fortress 2 #hetalia #tf2 medic #aph germany #there are levels of irony here. 1.) they're both named ludwig Canonically. 2.) the original comic was about Hitler (“that guy” #for those wondering what they're saying is just “we have to kill this guy Ludwig” “alright” #german is a fun language. i love it. it looks so fucking clunky written out but if you read it out loud its actually got a very nice flow

[tjerra14]

Joining the hunt

#guess what i finally made it to thornmarsh for pics #it was an experience #and not only because i was playing in german at that time #for science #did you know in german talanah doesn't say she and amadis 'parted ways' #but that they 'separated' instead? #and they keep with that translation the entire time #it's also glorious that both '(female) friend' and 'girlfriend' translate to 'Freundin' so y'know. #'couldn't ask for a better friend' #becomes a little ambiguous when it's 'keine bessere Freundin' #(if you squint hard enough) #(and we do a lot of squinting here. the sun's bright. after all it's the SUNhawk) #anyway have a little insanity #aloy x talanah #hawk and thrush #hfw #aloy #talanah khane padish #hfw photomode

[skitskatdacat63]

I started a "big" drawing of them, but didn't wanna get too into it, so here are some small Hussar Martian :)

#*both drawings this and the wip are hussar au #i just didnt wanna get into something too deeply late on a weeknight #so you know!! draw chibis so i can draw still but not be very tireless #definition of my art: burning the midnight oil fr #things i find funny: #both this and the wip are referenced from pics from various rbr car launches #so i guess those are pretty important pics to me 🤭🤭 #and then the other is that both of their hair styles are inspired by malaysia 2010(beloved) #anyways could you imagine seb on the battlefield??? seb on horseback?????? #that is why Mark is perpetually tired. he is so DONE with restraining seb from galloping in battle #i have to do more research on the and layout structure of power in this au so take this lightly but #i imagine theyre the two commanders of a battalion 🥰 #and mark was already there and then seb got promoted into being his co-leader #and seb effortlessly sways all their men into being wrapped around his finger and mark is so salty #seb: can we please go on another reconnaissance mission 🥺🥺 #mark: no. i do not want you getting shot at again. repairing your uniform is so bothersome! and you need to learn how to sew!!! #seb: but Kate's Dirty Sister(horse)(imagine that name in German instead) is so fast and quiet!! mark: no. #BUT GAAAAHAHHH YKNOW??? theyre brought together thru triumph and trauma just like in f1!!!!!! theyre teammates sob sob sob #hussar au will always be special to me. one may say fav child. just bcs its the first one i researched deeply #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #mark webber #sebmark #martian #f1 fanart #formula 1 fanart #catie.art. #hussar au