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[asavt]

That comic u posted its now on my brain its so good its so good omg omgogmgogmogg

EHEHEHEHHE thank you! Have some extra sketches because I'm feeling good today~

#ask #asa answers #narilamb #I've been pretty normal about them I swear

[asa-writes]

okay so first of all i ADORE your content so much and i wanted to ask if you could write a oneshot for sigurd x reader mayhaps? basically the reader goes skinnydipping in a lake in the woods and sigurd accidentally finds her and eventually joins her and the atmosphere is like magical and stuff- maybe with some cute smut if you’re comfortable with that 🫶🏻

Thank you so much!! Of course, here's the oneshot. I hope it's not too magical for you but this was the first thing that came to my mind...

"The Hunt"

Pairing: Sigurd x F!Reader

18+ Minors DNI!

Word count: 1,1K

Warnings: Smut heheh, light fluff, magic, unprotected sex, magical prn with plot

Sigurd pushed through the dense foliage, his bow in one hand and a quiver full of specially-fletched arrows on his back. He followed the trail of broken twigs, bent grass, and mud puddles left behind by the doe up until he reached the small creek. He scanned the muddy banks for hoofprints, but the tracks disappeared into the shallow water. Taking off his shoes and socks, Sigurd stepped into the cold water, careful not to make too much noise.

As the faint sound of rippling waves echoed up from behind a gigantic boulder that blocked his view of the lake and its secret inhabitant, Sigurd instinctively reached for an arrow and notched it upon his bow. His body tensed as he focused on what lay beyond that massive rock, yet nothing prepared him for the sheer beauty he beheld in that moment. A faint melody floated towards him, so gentle and ethereal that it seemed to come from another realm entirely. He could almost feel himself being transported away by its sweet embrace.

As Sigurd's body tensed, he almost followed the impulse to shoot in the direction of the sound. Then, there you were - a young woman standing waist deep in the lake, illuminated by a thousand stars that were entwined in an embrace with the sun. You both were gazing up into its colours spreading like wildfire across the sky in awe, as a cool evening breeze whispered through your ears. Unveiled and unashamed, you moved towards him in graceful strides, swimming throughtout the lake's surface like a creature from another realm of existence. To Sigurd's eyes it seemed as if your movements held some magical power that enchanted his innermost desires.

Mesmerized by your beauty and dancing gracefully in what seemed like perfect harmony with nature around both of you, Sigurd couldn't help but stare; he felt awed by this beautiful scene playing out before him.

You stood in place, the lake around you a kaleidoscope of light reflecting off the millions of shimmering droplets; your well-formed body slowly rising and falling with the calm ripples of the water before him. Glittering eyes beckoning him to come closer, you spoke with an ethereal voice that seeped into his mind like a dream. "Come forth, Sigurd Snake-in-the-eye", you said in that soft familiar yet distant cadence, "Don't be scared, join me". He smiled at your invitation, mesmerized by the beauty of this surreal moment.

He felt his loins stir as he tried to resist the siren call of your presence. "Who... or what... are you?" he struggled to ask, drawn in by your unearthly beauty. "Why do you know my name? And why are you here?"

You simply chuckled softly at his questions and waved them away with a flick of your hand. "I am no one of consequence," you spoke gently, flashing him an ethereal smile. "I have come only to cleanse myself."

Sigurd cast a wary glance around the forest. Was this all too good to be true, or had the universe conspired in his favor? The doe that had led him here seemed to have a purpose - perhaps the will of the gods themselves. With trepidation and curiosity warring within him, Sigurd took a step forward towards you and began to disrobe himself, watching all the while for any sign of danger. Perhaps this was all meant to be. Maybe fate was steering him towards his destiny.

As Sigurd undressed, your eyes shone like a field of stars on a moonless night. It was as if you had been waiting for him, expecting him to join you all along. You moved closer to him, the water lapping against your rounded thighs, and gave him a coy smile.

Sigurd felt a shiver run down his spine as your soft hand touched his bare chest. Your touch was like nothing he had ever experienced before - it was gentle and comforting yet electrifying at the same time. He could feel his heart rate quicken as you led him deeper into the water.

The cool liquid enveloped Sigurd's body, sending a jolt of arousal coursing through his veins. As you swam together in the lake, it was as if time had slowed down; every moment was filled with an intense feeling of euphoria.

Your lips found his in a passionate kiss, your tongue as sweet as honey. He felt your hands wander over his body, exploring every inch of him with a hunger that matched his own.

They moved together in the water, their bodies entwined, a blur of flesh and lust. You touched him more tenderly than any other woman had, so he decided to do so as well, caressing your cold throat, chest, breasts and shivering thighs.

"Tell me, temptress," he breathed out, feeling your perfect hands gently tugging on his braids, "May I take you? May I touch you? May... may I hold you in my arms?"

You smiled up at him with a look of pure desire. "Yes, Sigurd," you whispered. "Take me. Touch me. Hold me in your arms."

Sigurd needed no further encouragement. He moved his hands over your body, exploring every curve and contour, as he kissed you deeply. He felt your softness against him, your cunt's warmth enveloping him, and he felt himself losing control.

As your bodies moved together in the water, Sigurd knew that this was where he was meant to be and gripped you by your hips, pulling you down until he bottomed out and spilled his seed deep in your hot, fluttering cunt. This was the purpose that the gods had intended for him - to take you. He was lost in the moment, in the feel of your skin against his, in the sound of your moans as you rode your own high out on him, bouncing delightfully on his long, hard member.

He held you in his arms as you moved together, your breaths mingling in the cool night air. It was as if you were two halves of the same whole - two celestial beings brought together by destiny. And Sigurd knew, without a doubt, that this moment would be etched into his memory forever.

As you finished and laid back into the meadow, he pressed a hasty kiss on your forehead and quickly went back to the lake, washing himself and turning around to grab his clothes.

He almost jumped out of the water in surprise, noticing a figure in the distance. It was the doe. It bowed its majestic head and left him naked in the water, galopping away.

#asas fanfictions #fanfiction #oneshot #drabble #sigurd #sigurd lothbrok #sigurd snake in the eye #sigurd smut #sigurd oneshot #vikings smut #vikings oneshot #vikings fanfiction #asa answers

[callmeyourala]

Hi. Do you have any advice on how to answer common interview questions? Tell me about yourself/why do you want this job?

I like to interpret the "tell me about yourself" question as "how did we get here today?".

It's your opportunity to tell a story to the interviewer and get them invested in your journey and progression. Your answer to this question should make it clear to the interviewer why this role would be part of your natural career progression.

disclaimer: none of these examples have anything to do with my area of study or work

Ex: "I am currently a third-year business student. I chose to pursue a economics degree because I have always had a keen interest in analysis and strategy, which was why I founded my secondary school's trading society. Since starting university I interned at BlackRock in their trading department, which is how I was introduced to financial technology. After interning at BlackRock I joined my university's FinTech society which has inspired me to pursue a career in FinTech. This then lead me to apply for this graduate analyst position and our interview today."

With the "why do you want this job?" question, you should try and convey three things:

that you understand what the role is and the company

how you will add to your team/company

what you will gain from the role (especially if it's entry or junior level)

They want to see that you have:

The relevant knowledge and experience to transition into this role with guidance

Researched the company and role well - brownie points if you've already spoken to someone from the department about this

Thought of how you would like to develop in your role

All of these show that you have a passion for the role, which in turn means you will likely work hard and well with others, and add value to the team.

Interviewers want to see how you will slot into the company if they were to hire you. A lot of the time your interviewer will be your direct superior or potential colleague. So if you are offered the position you will eventually be working with them in close proximity. Which is why they are focused on hiring people who seem like they belong.

You need to come across as friendly, polite, open, flexible and a good team player. This is especially the case if you are a woman of colour, black woman specifically.

My advice may not be perfect for some, but this is how I approach all of my interviews; I have never failed an interview.

Hope this helps!

- asa 🐈‍⬛

#asa answers

[asa-do-your-thing]

Question Time

Thank you for tagging me @nyctophilic0vitnir <3

What is a bad habit you have?

I smoke... although it used to be much worse. I'm down to half a pack a day.

What’s your dream job?

Historian / Museum Curator!

How many times have you been pulled over by a cop?

Never, I cannot drive hehehe, public transport for the win

What are the top two words your friends would use to describe you?

interesting~ and smart

Dream travel destinations?

I'm not that much of a traveller, but I'd love to see Kopenhagen, Oslo, Amsterdam and Edinburgh again.

Are you more independent or need lots of people around you?

I hate being dependent and working with a team, so I think I am pretty independent.

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Yeah, but not my thing to be honest.

Favourite Beverage?

Oh, that's tough. Hot: Cappucino, Cold: Ice Tea (preferrably home made), Alcoholic Hot: Filter Coffee with Plum Schnapps, Alcoholic Cold: APEROL SPRITZ

No pressure tags: @targaryen-dynasty @toms-cherry-trees @succnfuccubus @marthawrites @bucknastysbabe @hieronymph @bouncehousedemons @ripdragonbeans and any- and everyone else!

#asa answers #i love my moots #question game

[chloesimaginationthings]

Sorry if you’ve already put this somewhere and I didn’t see, but what’re your favourite ships?? :3

Women

#ask reply #OK BUT FR #tbh I’m not huge on shipping like others are so I don’t like have a legit list #but I have some faves #love Jolymes #love Gappy x Yasuho #love Kira x Shinobu #idk if I ship anything in spiderverse #I think Denji and Asa are cute from csm #those are the big ones that come to mind #but I probably have a ton of ships I like neutrally #don’t even get me started on platonic dynamics I love #I hope I’ve answered your question well enough #if I went into more detail we’d be here all day 😭

[paintalyx]

explaining chainsaw man part 1: "you know, when you're 16 and also a boy it really does feel like every girl you try to talk to wants to murder you and like there are chainsaws shattering your body to bits every single day"

explaining chainsaw man part 2: "you know, when you're 16 and also a girl it really does feel like you can't take two steps without tripping and like the only person who wants to talk to you is the bloodthirsty demon possessing your body"

#my stuff #csm #chainsaw man #chainsaw man part 2 #csm part 2 #asa mitaka #denji hayakawa #chainsaw man is just an elaborate metaphor for puberty actually #someone asked me what csm was really about since i fanboy about it with my friends in the hallway every time a new chapter drops #and this was unironically my answer #i could probably churn out some semi serious meta on that if one hasn't been written already #if i only rub my remaining two shrivelled braincells hard enough to produce a coherent thought unrelated to college

[tartppola]

OMG UR HEADER??? ITS SO CUTE??? IM GOING TO EXPLODE

CHIIKAWA OYSTERJUICE RAAAGHHHH TY @ai-kan1 FOR DRAWING MY FUCKIG SILLIES

#i answer stuff #NANDA ‼️‼️ MOU‼️‼️ ASA KA TO #HITORI💥💥 GOTSU💥💥 #YAKETA PAN NI BATAA🕺🕺 NURI NURI🕺🕺🕺 #chiikawa on top‼️‼️‼️

[bigirlsdontc5y]

I need to have a conversation with Derek about quantum physics. Like I would’ve derailed the whole video with the amount of questions I’d be asking.

(video link)

#I just wanna know what he's gonna say... #gen v #gen v cast #derek luh #Jordan Li #love that Asa knew the answer immediately #the fact that Lizzie takes so long to believe him #Derek saying investigative journalist made me think of him as young Clark Kent lol #He'd be the second wasian Clark Kent. #“you like science????”

[everyonesannoyedwithme]

i feel like a vast majority of otis's problems could very easily be solved if he would just RESPOND TO HIS TEXTS

#otis milburn #sex education #sex ed #sex education season 4 #asa butterfield #sex education netflix #spending the entire season so far yelling at him to just answer his goddamn texts #maeve wiley #ruby matthews #eric effiong #emma mackey

[lackaroses]

I am here to request for the Atlas and Asa moodboard or stimboard.

(I saw your reblog lol)

🌹It took me a STUPID amount of time to find that photo of atlas and asa, but I DID IT🥀

🌹requests are open!🥀

#lackadaisy #lackadaisy cats #lackadaisy comic #lackadaisy blog #lackadiasy moodboard #moodboard #answer #asa sweet #lackadaisy asa #lackadaisy atlas may #atlas may #tracy j butler

[asavt]

🛌: draw two or more characters sleeping next to each other

Could you draw Nariander and Lambert from da cult of the lambs pls?✨🥺

The God and Demigod of Death rest, for once.

art ask meme: character + emoji

#ask #asa answers #ask games #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder

[softpine]

can you explain what happened like i'm 5? i may be stupid

noooo you're not, i feel like you're just the only person brave enough to ask fjksjds there's a LOT going on here so i don't mind explaining at all!!

first i'll explain what happened from griffin's point of view on february 3rd, 1982…. he's been saving money up without his parents knowing, because he plans to run away in the next few months. on this day, his mom finds the money and realizes that griffin wants to leave. she becomes inconsolable and tells richard about the money. he thinks griffin stole the money from him (which is ridiculous because we know griffin JUST bailed him out of jail with money richard didn't have; he could've just left him there), and a large argument ensues. his dad hits him, his mom is throwing things around and falling to the floor crying, it's just a huge mess. lucy throws a plate and it shatters on griffin's face. this is the last straw for him. he just can't take it anymore. he grabs the gun they keep in the pantry, knowing his parents always keep it loaded for home security (more on that later). he points it at his dad and warns him to step back, but richard outright laughs at him and keeps approaching him. griffin THINKS he racks the gun, but, being a kid in an insanely stressful situation, he didn't apply enough force to pull it all the way back, meaning there's no round in the chamber, so when he pulls the trigger (and he does actually pull the trigger) the gun does not go off. at that point, richard yanks it out of his hands and threatens to kill him if he ever tries something like that again, but griffin wouldn't have tried again – he was horrified at his own behavior. this is the major turning point in griffin's life and it's one of the biggest factors in causing his death.

(side note, in the universe where we saw griffin as an inmate, that was the incident that first landed him in jail -- in that universe, he pulled the slide just a little more forcefully, and he killed his dad. but he was only 12, and the abuse he suffered was an additional consideration, so he spent most of his time in a psychiatric hospital until he aged out. he committed more crimes later on though.)

(side SIDE note, this is why in the 90s verse griffin was warned to never touch his dad's shotgun again, which he did not listen to, meaning this event still took place for him.)

okay, so now here's what happened from finn's point of view (as in ghost finn, our finn, asa's finn, you know the one): this is one of the worst moments of finn's entire life, and just thinking about it makes him feel furious. anytime he needs to draw strength from his emotions, he revisits this memory to make himself angry. he successfully used this incident to save asa's life many years ago, and it's implied that he did the same thing to get himself out of the nowhere many years before that. so, naturally, when finn got separated from asa, his first idea was to revisit this memory to fuel his anger. only, it didn't work this time. this time, he doesn't feel angry, he feels sad and ashamed because this isn't who he is anymore. he finds himself trapped in an endless loop, forced to watch it happen over and over again. he starts thinking that this is Hell with a capital H, an eternal punishment for what he's done. when he sees asa, he's horrified because he thinks it means asa has died and gone to Hell -- something finn can't even fathom.

okay, now from ASA'S perspective…. we find out that he knew about this incident all along. he heard and saw everything that finn begged him not to. all this time, he's been reassuring finn that he's a good person, deserving of love, that he was just a kid and he's allowed to find happiness, etc. all along, he knew that finn had pulled the trigger intending to kill his father. yet he still believed every word he said. he still believes finn is inherently good. asa would have taken this to the grave if he could; he thought it would only cause finn more pain to know that asa knows.

asa truly believes that this incident is just a memory, so he tries to prove it by attempting to interact with the memory, but he's caught off guard when richard, lucy, and griffin actually see him. they're all so shocked by this supposed home intruder that they fall silent, something finn knows is not normal for this memory, so he gets up to find asa. richard has the gun now because he'd ripped it out of griffin's hands. asa thinks the gun is empty because he knows griffin pulled the trigger and it didn't go off, but finn obviously knows the truth: it would only take a few seconds to fire. he also knows that this is the exact reason his dad bought the gun in the first place, for home defense in the event of a break in (to be fair, this is not that implausible considering the company their family kept at this point) so richard is 100% prepared to use deadly force against asa, who he thinks just broke into his house.

bonus: finn's reaction makes me really sad. we've SEEN the lengths he'll go to to protect asa in the past... but when it comes to his father, he mostly freezes up. he's even physically hiding behind asa :(

#interesting thought.... what would happen if griffin was still holding the gun when asa walked in #his dad would definitely try to get him to shoot asa but i don't think he'd do it no matter how hard he was pressured to #also i know literally nothing about guns i just read a bunch of forum posts so please do correct me if anything is incorrect!! #i saved the text psds in case i need to fix something in that post fjksjds #anonymous #asks #nonsims #brandi answers #abuse tw #child abuse tw #guns tw

[callmeyourala]

how do you get selected to go on these trips?

Professional bodies have a lot of money that they want to spend on their members. Consider joining your profession's official society, federation or union, and attending their events. Make sure you are proactive, engaged and personable when you attend these events.

- asa ❤️‍🔥

#I wish I could give better tips #this opportunity was bestowed upon me because I decided to attend a weekend event on a whim #asa answers

[asa-do-your-thing]

Rule: make a new post and post the latest line of your WIP.

thank you for tagging me @howyouloveyourdragon <3

Aemond bristled at his words. "Keep religion out of this! I'm paying you more than even the King did, now make sure that my wife gets through this or else I'll stab you, you abominable charlatan!" He roared, his face reddening and his spittle flying all over the place.

tagging my mooties: @chompchompluke @exitpursuedbyavulcan @starkskeep @aemonds-sapphireeye @aemonds-fire @aemondx @madame-fear @ethereallocs @aemondtargaryensrider @khaleesihel @fairysluna @ripdragonbeans @hopelesswritergall @arcielee @harrycollettapologist @bouncehousedemons 

#asa writes #asa answers #asas rambles

[cptnghoulowl]

So, that new CSM chapter ahahaha

Yoru jumpscared me, like DAMN. This is the first time I've been properly jumpscared by a comic so well, there's that.

Look at this bitch. What is she thinking. She's unhinged, she's terrifying and there are no thoughts behind those eyes.

And don't get me started on Nayuta man, why does she have Makimas haircut 😃😃😃

I hope this is a red herring just like "Denji Spinal Cord Sword", FUCK.

#chainsaw man #csm #csm manga spoilers #csm manga #chainsaw man spoilers #chainsaw man manga spoilers #csm chapter 119 #nayuta csm #yoru csm #asa mitaka #csm denji #where is nyako #where is the cat #is she gone #I NEED ANSWERS FUJIMOTO #WHERE IS THE CAT #Yoru jumpscare? its more likely than you think! #also I like the little differences between Nayuta and Makima #including the almost dead plant and the less obedient looking dogs #compared to Makimas houseplants and how the huskies were docile #yoru is FUCKED btw shes so stupid why does she do this to herself

[arkunder]

i am in love w the way u draw asa <3

Well here then 🤲 some Asa’s just for you, sorry it’s late Anon!

#slasher band au #asa emory #the collector #the collector fanart #my art #ark answers #I’m so sorry for holding out on slasher band au answers #I’ll try to get to all the asks as soon as I can #just have life stuff going on