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hp-hcs · 5 months

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dressing up as britney spears to tease ur bf? iconic.

• smut • baby one more time — mattheo riddle x femby/femboy! gn! reader

so like,, it’s gender neutral but not.

like, this is for pretty much anyone other than cis women so-

(y’all get every other x reader anyways so you’ll be fine)

warnings: SMUT MDNI, oral (reader receiving — no anatomical descriptors), ig oral fixation?, crossdressing kink(?), body worship, hand kink? is that a thing?

the ending is SO CHEESY but i kinda love it

smut ain’t really my thing, but some anon asked for this and the idea just GRIPPED me (apologies, anon, for losing your ask, i have absolutely no idea where it went) and i figured y'all might like it. enjoy, you funky lil allosexuals

requests open

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“Hey, babe? Enz is throwing this huge Halloween party thing tonight. You wanna come?”

You looked up from your textbook to meet the pleading eyes of your boyfriend and his best friend.

“Why do I have the sinking suspicion there’s a catch?” You asked dryly, ignoring Mattheo’s puppy dog eyes.

The two boys shared a look before Enzo hesitantly spoke up.

“It’s a costume party.”

You shrugged. “Okay?”

Enzo blinked in surprise. “Are you willing to dress up?”

“I’ll think about it.”

~~~

Woah.

Holy shit.

Y/n walked- no, strutted into the common room.

In shiny black platform mary janes.

And black over-the-knee stockings.

And a black pleated skirt.

And a white uniform shirt, almost entirely unbuttoned and tied at the bottom to raise the hemline into a crop top.

And a grey cardigan in an entirely useless attempt at modesty.

And eyeliner dear Merlin.

And a pink bow in their hair.

And a hot pink heart shaped lollipop in their mouth.

Mattheo’s cheeks burned as he cleared his throat and slid a finger under his tie to loosen it.

Shit.

~~~

Y/n scanned the crowd for their boyfriend, sucking on their lollipop absentmindedly.

They spotted him, face flushed and eyes wide, already staring at them from where he sat on the very edge of the common room couch.

They pulled the lollipop out of their mouth with a sly smirk, wiggling the fingers of their free hand in a teasing wave.

Popping the candy back into their mouth, Y/n sashayed over to their partner, wasting no time before plonking down in his lap, their legs on either side of his hips.

“Hi, baby,” you murmured around your sucker, fluttering your lashes.

Mattheo stared at you, completely slack-jawed. His face was as red as a Weasley’s hair, and his hands trembled when they came up to rest on your hips and keep you steady.

“Love your costume, babe,” you snicker, tugging gently on the collar of his Hawaiian shirt. “Ace Ventura?”

He blinks, startled out of his trance. “Huh? Oh- ye-yeah.”

You shoot him a flirtatious grin, smoothing your hands up his chest and over his shoulders.

His grip tightened on your hips when you ran your fingers through the curls of hair at the nape of his neck, and his mouth remained hanging open.

You smirked again and pulled your sucker out of your mouth with audible pop! that made Mattheo’s ears burn red.

“Better close your mouth, or you’ll catch flies, sweetheart,” you tease, holding your lollipop out to his mouth.

His eyes widened as you basically shoved your lollipop into his mouth, his grip on your hips tightening as he suddenly dragged you closer on his lap.

“Baby, don’t tease,” he said lowly, moving the stick of the lollipop to the corner of his mouth and dragging his hands from your hips down to the tops of your thighs.

You had to close your eyes and breathe for a minute at the sensation, having to physically hold yourself back from jumping his bones right then and there.

“Babe…” Mattheo whispered, running his large hands over the fabric of your skirt in an infatuated manner.

Perched on his lap, despite being in the middle of a raucous party, neither one of you seemed to even register the presence of other people.

“Matty,” you breathed, your eyes tracking the small motion of the lollipop stick as it moved around Mattheo’s mouth. “Matty, your room.”

He all but shoved you off of his lap in his haste to stand up, quickly grabbing your hand and dragging you through the throng of people as he made a beeline for the dorms.

“Leaving so soon? But you just got here.”

“Sorry, Enz,” Mattheo responded breathlessly as his friend stepped in front of him, his grip on your hand tightening. “We need to go. See ya.”

Enzo nodded and stepped aside, shooting you a knowing smirk and snickering when you flushed as your boyfriend dragged you down the hall.

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Mattheo pushed you up against his bedroom wall the second the door clicked shut. His tongue was in your mouth before you even had a chance to blink.

He kissed you like a man starved, cupping your jaw reverently as he pulled you closer.

You separated for air, expressions of surprise at the other’s reaction to the outfit evident on both of your faces.

“Babe,” Mattheo’s voice cracked with emotion, with lust, as he obsessively ran his hands over the expanse of your exposed midriff, his eyes trailing down your body. “Babe.”

“I take it you like the outfit.” You laugh breathlessly, cheeks flaming from all of the attention.

“Fuckin’ love, darlin’,” he groaned, shoving a knee between your thighs as he swooped in for another kiss. “Y’damn tease.”

Your breath caught in your throat as he bounced his leg. “Y-you love it.”

“I do,” he conceded, leaning in to nip at your neck and collarbone. “The fuckin’ lollipop, sweetheart? Damn near lost it.”

His lips were still sticky against your skin from the candy, and you could taste cherry on his lips as he leaned in to kiss you once more.

A breathy whine left your throat as he squeezed your ass, and your fingers tugged on his curls impatiently. “Matty-”

“Yeah. Yeah, I got you, love,” he murmured against your mouth.

He pushed you backwards onto his bed, climbing on top of you while steadfastly refusing to separate your lips.

You gasped into his mouth when he straddled you, sitting on your thighs dear Merlin, and ran his hands down the front of your chest. He finally pulled back from your mouth, his lips swollen and red and his eyes dilated with lust. His gaze slowly moved down from your eyes to your shirt, and his hands came up to undo the few buttons holding the front together.

His fingers practically trembled as he undid the knot at the base of your shirt, taking his time in pulling it off—like he was unwrapping a present that was all for himself.

When he finally got it off your shoulders, he reverently ghosted his fingers over your ribs. He spread his large hands around your torso as he held your sides.

“Merlin-” he breathed, leaning down to run his tongue up the center of your chest.

You squirmed under him at the foreign feeling as he littered your chest with soft kisses, running your fingers through his hair just to have something to do with your hands.

Mattheo slid down the bed, his hands gripping your thighs almost painfully tight. He obsessively ran his hands over the sheer black stockings you wore, marveling at the smooth texture underneath his fingers.

His hands traveled back up to the hem of your skirt, rubbing his thumbs over the soft fabric before flipping it up with no further preamble.

He let out a soft moan at the sight in front of him, and without hesitation, immediately buried his face between your legs.

Your hands flew to his hair as you let out a surprised gasp.

“Matty-”

He hummed in response, and you could just barely feel the corners of his mouth turn up in a sly smirk. His hands tightened on your knees, pulling your thighs apart gently to give himself more room.

If there was one thing Mattheo Riddle was good at, it was the utter magic he could do with his mouth.

His sneaky tongue pulled a move that made sparks of pleasure zing up your spine, your gasps and poorly-stifled moans only spurring him on further.

“Matty, please-”

His fingers slid under the edge of your stockings, pulling the elastic back and letting go—the material slapping back against your skin with a solid thwick.

That was all you needed before your eyes rolled back in your head and your thighs shook, the dam of pleasure finally bursting open and coursing through your body.

Your boyfriend rubbed your thighs as you finished, grinning like mad when he saw the state his actions had left you in.

Boneless and practically melting into the mattress, your chest heaved as you panted for air.

“You’re pretty,” Mattheo mumbled, his voice raspy and his chin smeared with spit as he looked down at you with a goofy smile.

You giggled at his debauched appearance. “You’re prettier.”

“Yeah? Shit, darlin’- think you could go for a round two? Help your pretty boyfriend out?”

You grinned, still trying to catch your breath. “…hit me baby one more time?”

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dracosleftarsecheek · 1 month

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How do you reckon the marauders would act at a pride parade?

thanks anon! Right so I think...

Remus: little bit overwhelmed, but happy to be there because it makes Sirius really happy, and he enjoys the stickers and glitter and all the prettiness of it. 7/10 on the proudness front

Sirius: absolutely in his element, I mean he's got the glitz and glam the charm the style, he's always showing people Remus, and helping the younger ones with their flags or glitter and he's basically just leading the whole thing, the life of the party 10/10 on the proudness front

James: pretty excited and happy, he'll be helping Sirius and enjoying himself, vibing to the music and the whole heartbeat of the place ... he might sneak off to a back alley and have a small gay hookup with a certain younger Black brother, but who knows? :) 8/10 on the proudness front

Peter: very overwhelmed, panicky and prefers to hide in a corner with his fellow shy and quiet asexuals, supports his friends and their crazy pride plans tho 4/10 on the proudness front

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!! :)

#headcanon #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #pride #hp marauders #marauders era #jegulus #wolfstar #asexual peter pettigrew #chaos

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milleeeeeee · 6 months

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pt.114

Evan Rosier<3

(i dont mean to offend anyone w this meme)

#marauders memes #marauders #marauders fandom #the marauders #wizarding world #dead gay wizards #hp fandom #evan rosier #asexual evan rosier

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shipping-all-ships · 9 months

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I have a beloved AU that lives in my head where Dippet did give Tom Riddle the defense job and he realized his true passion in life (tormenting teenagers) and abandons the whole Dark Lord thing to pursue that (and be a scarily competent defense teacher).

Students still call him the Dark Lord because he's kind of very super mean but it's like 80% mundane asshole teacher mean and only 20% murderous dark magic user.

Since he still has the diary and ring horcrux, he looks not a day over 19 and uses that to his advantage to sneak up on his students and scare them all. He also only gives out house points to anyone who causes a problem that Dumbledore has to fix (Neville is winning here, and so were the Marauders).

#hp #tom riddle #lord voldemort #professor tom riddle #he also flings random spells at students because 'dark wizards won't give you time to prepare'#he's a very powerful dark wizard he would know #he released those pixies second year knowing EXACTLY what was going to happen. and then left the room for a snack break.#nagini is his assistant and everyone just has to deal with the fact that a 20 foot snake is just. there. menacingly.#once someone asked about her and tom told them to show his wife some respect #he's asexual that's the joke here #he would have murdered umbridge and thrown her corpse into the lake and for once dumbledore would agree with that action

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thatslytherinbitch54 · 24 days

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Which Harry Potter character (OUT OF THESE) gives off the most Q U E E R vibes?

My votes on Luna 🥰🥰🥰

🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍

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invalid-prongs · 2 years

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“i don’t understand.”

regulus chews his bottom lip nervously, eyes on the floor. “i just... i can’t... i don’t want to have... sex. i don’t want to. i think, ever.”

james blinks for a couple seconds before laughing softly, shaking his head. “fuck, i thought you were breaking up with me,” he breathes a sigh of relief. “reggie, that’s okay. if you don’t want sex ever in our relationship, that’s okay.”

“it is?” regulus slowly raises his eyes to meet james’ soft gaze.

“of course it is, my love.”

#asexuality #james potter #regulus black #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #hp #jegulus #starchaser #fluff #akos fluff #hogwarts #gryffindor #slytherin #james x regulus #regulus x james #jegulus fluff #starchaser fluff #wizarding world

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ar0acejay · 7 months

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Lucius: I cannot imagine you having a sex life Snape in front of an aroace flag: then don't

#incorrect quotes #aromantic #asexual #aroace #aromantic asexual #harry potter #hp #hp incorrect quotes #Tell me he's not aroace #The aroace ever

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trisockatops · 1 year

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I can generally just scroll past all the JK/HP bullshit because I've generally cultivated a sphere of people who also hate her and can no longer use "death of the author" (SHE ISN'T DEAD, SHE'S VERY ALIVE AND ACTIVELY DOING HARM) to excuse her violence towards vulnerable groups. But I'm getting that it still has too many aspec fans when I'm having to regularly block HP posts in the tag. Y'all, really?

JK is openly transphobic, racist, and antisemitic and funnels her money to causes that directly harm the people she hates and brags (and laughs!!!) about doing so. At least keep your HP bullshit out of the asexual and aromantic tags. Come up with a code word so I don't have to come across your lack of allyhood when searching for aro/ace posts. Tons of us aspecs are trans/BIPOC/Jewish, and we see you shoving us out. We matter. Please act like it.

#i'm tired y'all #i'm so tired #i get she doesn't have a presence here on tumblr so you're kinda padded from her virulent hatred #but c'mon #it's not secret #every single queer hp blog i know has shut down because even the most hardcore of fans could no longer ignore what she was and always has #been spewing #do better #jk rowling #hp #harry potter #aromantic #asexual #this will be the one post i make on this fucking issue #i hate even speaking about it #i just don't want to have to acknowledge her at all and every time i turn around she's raising more money and more hatred against me and #people like me #vent

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teaforthotxxx · 8 months

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I’m sorry to “Sirius would have died before revealing where the Potters were” truthers but I genuinely believe that if Voldemort had threatened to torture Moony in front of him or worse force Moony to do something, he would have caved too.

Its been years since Ive interacted with canon!HP content but Peter saying the Dark Lord had his ways always struck me. Like how could he? I can’t rmb much about Canon!Peter but in my head, the marauders are this tight knit grp that would have done anything for each other. I sincerely believe that James and Sirius probably defended Peter against bullying and Pete was definitely there helping Sirius (and Reg) escape Grimmauld. I really think even if he did betray them, it was due to some horrific threats. Like maybe they threatened his sick single mum or like they killed his lover in front of him or idk man SOME SICK SHIT. And, then, he ran cause he remembered that Sirius is unhinged.

I don’t think if he was in the right mind, he would have killed the muggles. And, I also don’t think Sirius would just kill Pete. I think AND THIS IS HOW DELULU I AM Pete would’ve tried to send a patronus to warn them but he couldnt cause he couldn’t conjure a happy memory. I think he wouldn’t have let Sirius go to Azkhaban (anyways, even in canon, I still dg why they didnt just veritaserum or pensieve him).

In my head, Pete probably escaped the death eaters by turning into an animagus and hiding till the coast was clear and Sirius managed to adopt Harry or Mary or whoever managed to adopt Harry. I also think he would have waited till Remus came back to reveal that he was there. And, I truly believe the marauders would have forgiven him.

Honestly, Ive rejected so much canon that I’m at a point where canon is just DeathEater!Peter AU. Idk guyssss like maybe I’m just a sucker for the Marauders sticking tgt but ANYWAYS thats my take. Idk why im such a “Peter deserved better writing” truther but i mean thats just my HC.

P.s. i hc that Pete was a triple agent. In an everybody lives au I think he would sneak into Hogwarts as a rat and pretend to be Harry’s familiar. He probably also gives really good gifts.

P.s.s. I personally love AceSpec Peter because it would make sense why two inept boys in the 70s would have chosen him as the secret keeper. Because in James and Sirius stupid romance-centric mind, Pete would have been the only one without an S/o to blackmail him w. And, thats what ultimately led to their downfall.

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reggies-fake-horcrux · 8 months

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barty and evan always thirsting over everyone around them and offering people into their relationship all the time barely even joking about it is SO real

#marauders fandom #hp marauders #regulus black #barty crouch jr #barty and regulus #barty jr #bartemius crouch jr #barty crouch junior #regulus and barty #bartylus #barty x evan #regulus and evan and barty #evan x barty #evan and regulus #evan rosier #asexual evan rosier #rosekiller #domestic rosekiller

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binvibin · 17 days

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i am an aroace harry potter truther

#harry potter #aroace harry #harry potter series #harry potter movies #harry potter fandom #hp fandom #hp hcs #aroace #asexual #aromantic

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jemand-someone · 1 year

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I can´t belive i actully thougt "this is canon this is how it is" a year ago....now i just want them to be gay

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broomsticks · 1 year

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@everythingbutcoldfire your blog! your blog! aroace resource HEAVEN. i have no idea where you find these posts, but holy shit so much of them are #relatable, and even those that are not give me such an intriguing perspective on a different human experience… it is immensely cool and so very interesting to have my beliefs and assumptions challenged like that! i love it! not to mention all the wonderful sensitivity reading and reassurance you gave me on my attempt at one... all the gratitude. thank you, you lovely gem of a human being <3

ok firstly. i love any and all reclists, and this demisexual wolfstar reclist especially!! what an idea :)

ace lesbians ace lesbians!! With A Girl Like You • dorlene • 2k, T. every emotional beat of this — the admiration, the hesitation, the questioning, the resolution — was perfect!

🎶all i want for vday is an aroace friend date🎵 Cherry-coloured Funk • wolfstar • 4k, T. lady and the tramp!!! this fic is extremely cool and so are youuuu

spACE WOLFSTAR ha ha ha • Far Above the World • wolfstar • 6k, T • forgive the bad pun but this was SUCH a unique fic all around! the worldbuilding!!! breathtaking

big feelings in missing moments These Days • wolfstar • 3k, T. grimmauld place settings are always such a mood, and love how you managed to work in a bit of demiro/oblivious remus/remadora in here too!

the only important holiday in february is effie’s birthday, i’m adopting this as canon immediately! Valentine's Day • 3k, T. yk i LOVE how incomplete this story is. there’s fear and hesitation and worry and so much internalized everything and that’s real and lovely it’s just one moment, of one story, and that really makes it the most accurate representation of life i’ve ever seen bc what else is life but a series of neverending Moments?

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for an explanation of why i just wrote you a whole ~thing~, check out this post & the ‘mutuals march’ tag below!

#wolfstar #mutuals march #aroace #asexuality #aromanticism #hp fics #everythingbutcoldfire tag #my fic recs

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