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shewhopats · 11 months
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Omnics and Sexuality
I've posted about omnic characters' gender identity, so now let's talk about sexuality. I know lots of fanartist and fanfiction writers will give them genitals or make it so that playing with their wires will achieve something like an orgasm. My hc is that omnics can't feel physical pain or pleasure. Some like the emotional closeness of sex acts, some have no strong feelings about it and will do it for their partners' sake, some are actively grossed out by it, and everywhere else on the sexuality spectrum.
Zenyatta: Maybe Demisexual or Asexual. If my memory of the lore is correct, him becoming a wandering guru meant that he is not officially a monk anymore? So if he wanted to, he could try intimacy. But I hc that he's never really thought about it or experienced a want for that sort of intimacy. So, at this point in his life, his sexuality is very undefined. I don't think he's even seen a human naked. His anatomy knowledge is that guys have a penis, girls have vaginas. What actually are these things? No idea!
Ramattra: would die before having a human partner. So I hc that his sexuality would just be a copy of his omnic partner's. If taking off their clothes and touching each other is what they need to feel connected, Ramattra will oblige. If physical intimacy is completely out of the question, that's great. As long as they can still cuddle, hug, and hold hands.
Bastion and Orisa: despite being war machines created for combat and bloodshed, I hc they are mentally very young and probably don't understand what sex is. Maybe in a couple years, they'll mature and do some self-discovery. But right now, they have no more sexuality then a human child does.
Lynx Seventeen: Pansexual. Attracted to confidence, reliability, generosity, and loyalty. When their partner, omnic or human, trusts them enough to be vulnerable and intimate with them, they take it VERY seriously. With an omnic partner, they will ask 20 questions about how best to satisfy and make them feel loved. With a human partner, they take it as a mission of utmost importance to figure out how to give this particular human the best orgasm of their life. Lynx will have a stopwatch in one hand and a spreadsheet on the nightstand, archiving data on what actions get the desired responses. After they shatter your world, be prepared to take a survey on how good it was for you.
Bob: idk if there's a word for it, but he is attracted to femininity, regardless of the actual gender or gender identity of the person. On omnic rocking heels and a backless dress? Yes, please. A male human with makeup on point and nails perfect for running down his body? So sexy. A tiny waist to grab onto? Long, slender legs? Soft, sweet hair? Be still, my beating heart!
Luna: bisexual. Sees beauty in masculinity and feminity. Her type is short, sweet, energetic, and friendly. LOVES a short king that isn't scared to let her take charge. Has to be good with PDA and lovey-dovey stuff.
Maximillen: Straight. Wants feminine women. Considers it an ego boost to be the one to enjoy a beautiful woman, and be chosen by her over a male human.
I think omnics would be very close to the LGBT+ community because they both experience similar hate and being told how to live or identify.
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cutestupidemotes · 17 days
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Overwatch Ashe Animated Emotes
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bellamer · 2 years
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So it took two hours but I'm in because my brother used my mom's phone number for mine and my cousin's phone number for his, even though it got us yelled at. First things first, ima look at the new designs and say what I think
D.VA: Not digging the ponytail, her bangs are ugly
Doomfist: At least they gave him shoes. No more grippers on the field.
Orisa: I guess I like what they did with the hair
Reinhart: OOOH BIG DADDY BAM A LAM OOOOH BIG DADDY BAM A LAM
Roadhog: That mowhawk is ugly as fuck, yee yee ass haircut
Sigma: What did they do to my baby-honey-precious ? He looks so...plain now. I hate it.
Winston: What shampoo do he use ? His hair is so much fuller, but the outfit... is meh..
Wrecking Ball: Deadass forgot this hamster yo existed so I don't care.
Zarya: That ponytail. Hell fucking no. Why do they look like they tried to soften her features ?
Ashe and Bob: I don't like how they shortened Ash's hair but it ain't bad. But nothing special.
Bastion:...Ew.
Cassidy: Got rid of his whole tan. Somehow whitewashed a white man. Blizzard probably got tired of people headcanoning him as Latino and went "Enough of that" (jokes on them, there's pale/white Latinos tho) and y'all still could've gave him a better name. I'm all for "Cassidy" but the "Cole" part is just ugly.
Echo: She didn't get a new design for some reason
Genji: Eww. Why's he wearing clothes. But ngl, the fit is drippy so he gets a pass.
Hanzo: Blizzard hates voluptuous man tiddies. Noted. Guess they only like the sort of titties their employees can steal employees breastmilk from.
Junkrat: THAT'S NOT MY BABY ! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUU ?!? WHO YOU IS ?!? WHO YOU BE ?!? But naw, seriously, they erased everything unique about junkrat and yassfied them. Fuck this.
Mei: So fucking cute but her OG outfit is cuter.
Pharah: Really just yeet her earrings away for no reason.
Reaper: I hate his new pants. Instead of showing off those marvelous thick thighs, they made them look clumpy.
Soldier 76: Seeing his face just feels wrong.
Sombra: An actual improvement, I just wish they gave her actual fucking shoes.
Symmetra: No more thighs, but I actually love the outfit. I do not like how one piece of hair is sticking out though.
Torbjorn: I like it but it's nothing special.
Tracer: She looks less dorky. I'm kinda sad about it.
Widowmaker: Damn, no more exposed chest but I do like the outfit. I don't care for the braid though but I love her new headpiece.
Ana: It's alright.
Baptiste: I hate his haircut and I don't care for the outfit. They massacred my boy.
Brigitte: It's alright
Lúcio: Boy looks like he got some damn pool noodles in his head, what did y'all do to him ?
Mercy: It is very meh.
Moira: So y'all just deciding to do all of my fucking mains dirty, huh ? Junkrat, Sigma, Baptiste, now Moira.
Zenyatta: It's just fucking meh.
So basically they decided to turn everyone into the equivalent of an unseasoned, raw, chicken breast. The only Main of mine that looks alright is Ashe, but not only that, most of my mains are locked.
Also, none of my skins got transferred or my voice lines. So yeah, the game is garbage. Can't wait to see the hot mess that is the gameplay, if they stop kicking me out every 15 minutes and making me wait in a que of 2000.
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brownfrogs · 9 months
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"Hand over 3 tickets to Barbie (or else this is a stick-up!)"
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aznpew · 1 year
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summertime baby!!
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mercymaker · 4 months
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S H A D O W H E A R T
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gewska · 5 months
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BOB!
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space-orange-fana · 1 year
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D.va and Bob being besties
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pugcrumbs · 2 months
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Married for spousal immunity when they were young and now Cass owes her thousands in alimony. Begging Blizzard to let me make a whole Deadlock comic full of their dumb shenanigans and Bob's quiet judgement.
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fabuloustrash05 · 1 year
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Apparently some people are upset because Leatherhead will be voiced by a women (Rose Byrne) in the new Mutant Mayhem movie.
Alright, if y’all are so upset about that then I guess these iconic male characters bother you too?
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Because, SURPRISE, they are voiced by WOMEN!
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shewhopats · 2 months
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Overwatch Valentine's Day Headcannons
My headcannons about how OW characters would treat you on Valentine's Day. Does NOT include Bastion, Echo, Orisa, Sigma, Winston, or Wrecking Ball
Baptiste, Hanzo, Lucio, Reinhardt, Torbjorn, and Tracer follow the classic moves. They will ask you to be their Valentine; it doens't matter how long you've been together, and they always seem excited when you say yes. They cancel any and all plans on the 14th, handle all the plans and reservations, and give thoughtful gifts that show how much they know about you and care for you. Valentine's Day is always the WHOLE day for them. However, they are laser-focused on the day being perfect, and a small inconvenience can stress them the fuck out.
B.O.B, Doomfist, Moira, Ramattra, and Zenyatta don't understand the holiday at all. You guys shower love on each other all year long, so they don't need the calendar's permission to express themselves to you. But if Valentine's Day is important to you, they will match you excitement and energy, and do their best to meet your expectations. If your not a fan of the holiday, they won't notice it passing every year.
Brigitte, Lifeweaver, Mei, Symmetra, and Zarya are the ones who want to be courted and doted on. They love to be asked to be your Valentine, or surprised with a romantic night. You'll notice them getting a little more upset with you as the day gets closer and you don't seem to be making any plans. They just like being treated like the royalty they are.
Ashe, Cassidy, Pharah, Roadhog, and Sombra ask you about a week in advance "What do you want to do for VD this year?" And whatever you answer, they will go along with, even though they would rather treat it like any other day. This is not from a lack of romance or interest in you, but just a lack on interest on the holiday.
D.Va and Mercy are busy with the schedule of being a celebrity and a doctor, Genji has spent the past few years adopting an "every day is important" mentality, Kiriko and Sojourn are putting most of their focus on their vigilante work, and Junkrat always has a flittering mind, so they all have a 20% chance of remembering at all.
Ana, Illari, Junker Queen, Mauga, Reaper, Soldier: 76, and Widowmaker are the bitter, cold-hearted fucks that roll their eyes at the holiday. If there's love in the air, they're spraying Febreze and wearing a gas mask.
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ashyy-slashyy · 2 months
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, YA GOOBERS!!!!!!
these took me SO LONG i hope you enjoy, i love you!
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seresinsbabe · 9 months
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Number 17 from the fourth smut prompt with Bob? That 100% is something he would do/say 🥹🥹
for you? anything my love
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Pairing: Robert "Bob" Floyd x fem!reader
Warnings: 18+! mdni! smut, p in v, fluff
Ash's 1K Follower Celebration
How much you needed this was unreal. A slow, easy morning with Bobby. Neither of you willing to get out of bed unless completely necessary.
Both of you had been putting in extra hours at work lately and it had put a strain on your relationship. Nothing make or break, but enough to put you in sour mood because he was gone before you got up and you didn't get home until he was in bed. It fucking sucked to say the least.
Right now, though? He was hovering above you with his eyes bouncing back and forth between your face and watching himself slide in and out of you. Soft whines were falling from your lips every time a thrust had his pelvis brushing against your clit.
To let yourself fully immerse in the feeling of Sunday morning sex with Bob you'd kept your eyes closed. Letting yourself really feel each thrust, kiss and caress. It had been far too long since you two had anything more than a quickie between shifts.
"Bobby," you whined. Your eyes shot open, spotting the chain with your initial that he never took off first and then his eyes. "What's wrong? Why'd you stop?" You rolled your hips in search of more friction.
Bob let out a soft chuckle. "Nothin' darlin', it's just been too long since I've admired how beautiful you are." Instantly your body heated up, feeling a warmth that made your stomach and heart flutter at the same time.
Lazily you draped your arms around his shoulders. "You are far too good to me Bobby."
He pecked your lips before picking his thrusts back up. With each one came either a soft kiss or a sweet nothing whispered in your ear.
"I love you." You hummed when you came down from your orgasm.
"I love you, wifey."
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undrsk0re · 6 months
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Gh its done this took me 8 hours
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darkeiya · 11 months
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RaMAYttra, Day 31: Free Space [Finale]
What would happen if Ramattra ascended into being a God AI in order to fulfill his original directive of leading omnics into battle?
This challenge has been a fun time! Thank you all for the support in this endeavor!
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cultofthewyrm · 5 months
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Overwatch - Ashe: Queen of Hearts by nakanoart
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