#asher’s dumb writings

[geordikisser]

jealous!redacted boys | suggestive

characters: david, milo, asher & sam :p

☆ a/n: any porter missers? miss porter. this was an excuse to write abt porter but might as well spoil my milo & david mooties who follow meee >_O!! part 2 later :33 ☆

context: someone is tryna spit some sweet shit to you as he steps away

david:

- david will never hesitate to let it be shown when he is feeling a type of way about someone who’s interacting with you. it’s in his blood to devote loyalty & possessiveness upon things he claims as his

- whether it’s intentional, it’ll show when he is feeling upset at someone who’s seemingly putting moves on you

- “is everything alright.” in the scariest voice you’ve ever heard from him

- david is a direct man but that directness doesn’t mean he’s directed in the right direction sometimes,, he isn’t to good with social cues with you. he’s stupid with love. smart with most! but love? eeeerm.

- he has a history with that too,, looks at jealous tsundere bf confronts you.

- he will become very touchy/clingy with you once he begins reading signs he doesn’t like. to hand holding or even thigh holding. he’ll rub your thigh with his finger gently or hold you closely by the waist and play with the bottom of your shirt. actions speak louder than words! i guess

- “clearly social cues aren’t your strong suit. fuck off, they aren’t interested.” as blunt as he’ll put it, in that same tone. he isn’t loud or aggressive. just direct and stern, he doesn’t want to cause a scene.

- after you two left from hanging out, david felt the urge to meet your lips with his as he dragged you in the house practically. you chuckle in between kisses as you put your hands on david’s chest. “you’re mine, you know that right, angel?” he asked in a low husky tone. you nod as you caress his cheek. “i love knowing you’re mine.” he growls lowly, his breath hitching as he said that.

milo:

- unlike david, he isn’t quiet. he’s loud about how he feels with you & other people who try to spit some shit with you

- “yo, who’s this?” mentality

- he will glare and give nasty looks from afar. until he realizes the whole shtick going on with you. he will make his entrance very grand and big,,

- “hey sweetheart!” he pulls you in and kisses you everywhere he can within public. “how’s my sweetheart?— oh? who’s this?” he’s petty with it i just know it

- if the punk doesn’t get the hint milo will get real serious. he will puff out his big boy chest and rip that person tryna hit on you to shreds. he’ll even bare his teeth a bit too ngl, he isn’t scared

- “listen here, punk. your little act for my sweetheart isn’t cute. quite frankly, you could use some tips. good thing i’m not a teacher. though, i could teach you some manners if you’d like. no means no, now scram.” in a low tone but if anyone walked by, they could hear.

- milo isn’t bashful, he knows what’s his and wants to keep it that way. he doesn’t need small hints and signs to show what’s his, he will scream it to the roof tops lmao. he’s a blunt and bold dude, no hesitation w him

asher:

- asher’s dumb. he has 0 tone reading skills & doesn’t understand most things. he won’t catch on until it gets physical or you show visible discomfort.

- he is more polite compared to his other friends. he’s a sweet boy, has 0 bad bones inside him. he’ll tell the punk to go off somewhere or tell them you’re taken to actually avoid conflict

- asher, despite his loud & unruly nature, prefers peace over violence such as that. he hates conflict, he isn’t a aggressive person at heart!! doesn’t mean he’s afraid to be aggressive he won’t hesitate to be violent, especially if it’s over you? he’s a extremely protective person.

- “hey, i know your intentions are pure but they’re taken! they have a boyfriend.” & whatever the other person has to say he’ll shut it down immediately, he doesn’t care for what they have to say. positive or negative, he doesn’t care.

- if the person persists (which they do most of the time due to asher’s kind personality ) he will get nasty about it. not crazy like milo or quiet like david, in between.

- “if i need to remind you again i will trust me! i ain’t scared of you.” he’ll be laughing as he says this, he’s to unserious,,

sam:

- sam is also very possessive. he know you can handle yourself but sometimes that side of him makes him want to handle that. he lives in a general dominant nature, sexual or not.

- sam will try to remain calm & trust you can handle it on your own, he is similar to david, doesn’t wish to make a big scene but he isn’t afraid to cause one. he can just teleport away if it gets overwhelming

- he will have similar mannerisms to milo, he will come in being touchy a bit and just glare at the person. his eyes will read a very distasteful message hoping the punk would take their leave understanding your disinterest.

- if not, he isn’t afraid of course to speak up

- “unless you got places to be tomorrow, i’d pick up the pace and swing on out of here.” in a low tone, his accent gets heavier the angrier he gets and the lower his voice is

- he would be very forward about it, he hates beating around the bush. these sort of interactions are quick and direct, he has an intimidating aura about him that make alot of humans turn away, that stomach churning feeling

- “i bet you had that handled sure.” he rolls his eyes as he peppers your neck in kisses. “you’re strong, i know.” he sighs as he nuzzles into the your neck. “but i love defending what’s mine.” he bares his lovable shit eating grin to you as you roll your eyes in response.

#redacted asmr #redacted asher #redacted david #redacted babe #redacted milo #redacted sam #redacted angel #redacted sweetheart #redacted darlin #redacted headcanons

[freedomfireflies]

Me trying to turn this into a Mine blurb 🤣🫣but this could also just add on to cat burglar y/n x mafiarry

They like roleplay her trying to break into the house and steal something nice that he has because maybe they’re talking about a new threat of some guys trying to steal something Harry has locked in his safe and they’re thinking oh I’m so smart I hid it perfectly and we have the best security so there’s no issue and maybe she doesn’t know where it is exactly in the house either but she’s like you know what I bet I could find it and get it I know how your mind works / how you operate and Asher and Harry give knowing glances and smirks to eachother like “yeah mama I bet you could, but don’t let me/us catch you” maybe that night Harry sets up all the security and stuff and goes to bed and she wakes up in middle of night and goes on her quest LOL she moves around any traps yadda yadda she finds where the safe is and guesses the right numbers (it’s something cute like her birthday or the day they met) and opens the safe and immediately sirens go off and she grabs it and turns around and he’s right there 🫢smirking like an ass. Asher comes in after turning off all the alarms and that previous idea of them telling her what she did wrong (didn’t turn off the cameras, didn’t turn of alarm system idk) hes doing it in a flirty hot way little bit of good degrading / praising “i have to give it to you mama you did impress me, i didn’t think you’d find where it is” “but you got caught didn’t you? Just a dumb little puppy who thinks she can steal what’s mine” “what should I do with you now mama? Tie you up? Torture you like the rest?”and then of course she has to be punished for getting caught I’m thinking tied to the bed, panties stuffed in mouth to keep her quiet while he’s explains how he would punish the actual bad guys but he’s doing it to her in a hot way (could just be Harry or both)

🩷🩷

Oh...my god?? oh my god oh my god oh my god oH MY GOD I LOVE IT?????

BESTIE CAN YOU WRITE THIS FOR ME I am actually sooo obsessed with this idea and can absolutely see this being their dynamic!!! This is so genius and absolutely he would be so cocky about it and obviously she's trying so hard not to get caught but they're just watching her on the monitor the whole time 😭 EEEE STOP I KEEP REREADING IT, IT'S SO GOOD!!!

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GENIUS, I ADORE YOU AND YOUR BRAIN 😭💞💞 pls feel free to continue anytime hehe

#monicaalexandraaa #mine concept #⭐️

[lxdymoon0357]

Hi I just saw your blog and it's very cool but you write for The Villainess Turns The Hourglass

If you are writing to her, can I ask for a request for Luhan?

Lohan Dating HCs

※Lohan, the emperor of Croa. This man is such a sweetheart yet an asshole at the same time, it hurts your head.

※ The perfect match of brawn and booty, not brains because my man can be dumb as hell most of the time except for when he has to make decisions of you and the empire.

※He would most definitely have you near him at all times during a ball or a party, because being the emperor’s lover would make a target for flirting, assassination, etc.

※He loves to kiss your cheeks, above anything else!!!!! He loves the plush of your face when he kisses them, they’re so pudgy and warm and soft and and and!!!!!

※He loves to carry your around bridal style, and he will show as much PDA in public as he can because in his opinion, no place determines where he can show his love and where he can’t!

※I feel like he loves cakes and many sweet baked treats, so many bakery dates!!!!

※He loves to match outfits with you, every morning he would ask the maids the get out a matching outfits with, even the accessories are matching with him! <3

※Be prepared to have this man’s hands all over you. Literally. Everywhere. Anytime.

※He gets all prissy to talk to anyone when he notices that he has to leave your waist and it annoys Asher to no end because he gets all whiny and annoying.

※You’re the most popular among the aristocratic faction, being that it also brings rumors both good and bad.

※You are kept in a whole set of another wing because well maybe you stink, jk, he loves you a lot so he decided you should have as much as space as you need.

※You both have moments where you both sit in the same room as he does some paper work and he balls them up and constantly throws them at your head.

※He has you in-charge for anything you would desire to be in-charge of, that also mean if he ever takes in any concubines, you’re gonna be the empress of the noble imperial consort.

※But, it’s not possible for him to take in many concubines or any at all, cause he maybe flirty with people and looks famous within the ladies, he doesn’t want to date anyone else other than you.

※He constantly buys you your favorite treats and they’re made with the best of ingredients from faraway away continents and empires.

※He lets you dress him up into gowns, dresses, skirts and frocks and many other things and let’s be honest he looks good in them, like he should!

※He would always take you horse-back riding to hunt or to just see the forest.

also why do I have so many Lohan requests?

#navi⌗writes⌗ #manhwa fanart #manhwa headcanons #manhwa recommendation #manhwa #manhua #manhwas #manhwa x reader #manhwa imagines #the villainess reverses the hourglass x reader #the villainess reverses the hourglass #the villainess reverses the hourglass x y/n #x fem!reader #x reader #Lohan x reader #Lohan headcanons #lohan #the villainess reverses the hourglass x you #lohan x reader #lohan x you #lohan x y/n #Lohan x you #manhwa characters x reader

[zozo-01]

"i'm sorry for ruining what could have been."

So! Over the last few days, I have been crying over @taelonsamada idea of Imp! Asher and Darlin' being mates. [This was before the third Cataclysm video.] Despite my extreme hatred for the 'right person, wrong time' trope, I just had to write a lil thing that's set in Char's 'Return To Shore'! My heart is very achy-breaky right now. T-T (Part 1/4)

[I even made a goddamn playlist for these two, that's how bad the brain rot is.]

CW: Angst, The 'Right Person, Wrong Time' Trope, Imperium Canon Divergence, EVERYONE GO READ RETURN TO SHORE NOWWWWW!!!!

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It had been years since Darlin’ and Asher were alone in a room together.

It’s amazing how much can change in that time.

In a previous lifetime, they were two dumb teenagers in a pack. So dumb, so innocent and so in love. The two were the levity the pack needed in a world that was destined for doom. 

They were the pack’s hope. That one day, the world would be kinder. God knows Asher and Darlin’ deserved to demand a kinder world.

Whoever orchestrated this cruel reality had ignored their pleas and ended any hope the pack held for the future.

Because now Asher and Darlin’ stood in front of each other as Alpha and estranged pack member. What could have been, what should have been, died long ago. 

In the remnants of the ashes of their old love laid the memories of stolen kisses, nights spent under the stars and the dreams of a future that ended before it had the chance to blossom.

They gave each other everything they had. Their love. Their minds and souls. Their trust. There was a point in time when neither of them could discern where they ended and their love- *former* lover began.

How do you move on from that?

How do you rip your heart out and present it to someone in all of its vulnerability, and act like it was nothing?

How do you look at the person in front of you and not remember what was? What could have been?

“Please be gentle with me,” they had asked him one passion-filled night. It was spent under the covers with the stars as their witness. And the stars saw Asher treat the wolf so gently, like they were as delicate as gold. He promised that he’ll keep them safe from the cruel world that seems to be keen on taking.

Darlin’ stood in front of him, the living proof of his failure to keep his promise.

There was no going back, no undoing the hurt they faced. Perhaps if things were different, things wouldn’t be so cold between them. Or perhaps they were doomed from the start, and the pain endured was the Gods punishing them for their arrogance. For believing that they could ever be more than just friends. 

“Is there a reason you called me?” Darlin’ asked with all emotion devoid from their voice. They had to speak as if he meant nothing to them, or else a flood of their confused feelings would spill from their heart. 

Asher took a deep breath, making sure his voice didn’t shake when he spoke. “We need your help with David.” His voice stayed steady, but there were two people who noticed the tears in his eyes.

Here Asher’ and Darlin’ stood, once lovers, now simply resigned to be Alpha and packmate.

Nothing more, and everything less.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #excuse me while i deal with this emotional damage ;-; #anywho go read 'return to shore' because it is soooo goddamn goodd #zo writes tingz #this is zo speaking

[outpost51]

i’ll take everything.

For the Shrimp Skwad Surprise Challenge 006: Daddy Dearest

Marius Cassi has made the call no parent wants to receive many times in his career.

He’s never been on the receiving end.

Rating: Teen +

Word Count: 1,512

Warning(s): grief/mourning, child loss

Preview below the cut. [Mood music]

{READ HERE ON AO3}

It was stupid, Marius thought. The situation he’d found himself in. Not because of what it was, really, funerals always cut him deeper than most, but because he was stupid. He let Avicia get into his head, he went on his stupid drunken bender, and he didn’t wrap it. His enemies often likened him to some sort of death deity, an old god trapped in mortal flesh.

He shifted in his seat, wincing at the creak of his knee. Some old god he was. The only similarity he’d ever found was how much trouble his dumb fucking dick kept getting him into.

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#my fic #caught in the crossfire series #shorts and oneshots tag #crossfire ocs

[autisticempathydaemon]

Hiya I’m here for the redacted matchups thing? If you’re still doing it that is (“^^)

A breakdown abt me is I have I’m an friendly introvert which has allowed me to deceive a lot of people into thinking I’m extroverted- I’m not I actually need very long hours of recharge after social outings. I’m an infp and I’ve been described to have “black/ginger cat energy” (tsundere and bites people according to some)

For the questions

- currently there’s been 2 songs stuck in my head. Into my arms by the Maine- there was this one specific part that’s goes she had the most amazing…smile. Bet you didn’t expect it she made me change my ways… and the lyric play was really cute. It was sung as if intending to say smthg sexual but he just went ‘smile’ instead and ties it in with how the listener prolly didn’t expect him to say that either implying that she “changed” him. It’s funnier considering later on he comments abt how she had “legs that went on for days” it gives a “I’m more well versed and mature now but at the end of the day im still a Man (/pos)” I found it really cute. Oh and Cupid is so dumb from Cupid by fifty fifty cause mood

- I love ytb essays! I watch movie critiques or essays on certain animes I watch and why they’re great/sht. Oh also shanspeares stuff

- i had a childhood friend called Casper. He was this “protector” kinda friend that would hang out with me talk to me.

- asmr. (no surprise) aside from sleep aids I actually dabble more into traditional tapping scratching or pampering soft spoken stuff when the insomnia hits.

- there is a character from Rick riordans magnus chase series, their name is Alex fierro. I had a very weird relationship with gender?? Aesthetics?? You could say? When I was young. I just had a lot of moment where I didn’t really like my long/short hair or jsut how I looked too fem/masc. Alex (other than being a total badass and child of mischief) was gender-fluid and I looked up to them a lot so ye.

- oh that’s hard I like a lot of them ;-;. I guess the highest I can possibly think of rn is inversion’s more than a promise and right here. I just love the deep conversations asher and David and Damien and Huxley had amidst all that chaos. And how they were there for each other. The voice acting was chef kiss and I was crying.

- …Sam. I used to i really did but now he and darling feel more like characters is ship than me being darlin being with him

- heroes of Olympus and book of life

- Huxley. He is so friend shaped.

- onigiri, ramen and a drink! (Could range from boba to juice to jsut coffee)

- a playlist that seems like it’s for long distance relationship but it’s really abt being in love with someone fictional and being really hurt they’re “far away”. And few other dedicated/inspired by characters I like. There’s one for denki kaminari I really enjoy and it’s just songs with the general “you’re way out of my league yet I still got you how tf-?” Vibe

I’m so sorry for talking so much.

Oh, this is easy. I’ve thought actively about the parallels between BNHA and Redacted characters, and Asher Talbot is the Denki Kaminari who’d love a black/ginger cat partner.

First things first, I like your music taste for him; you seem to like really fun music that brings you joy, and I think Asher would always vibe with it, you know? I can easily see him singing along with “Into My Arms” while y’all are riding along in the car and giving you this cheeky grin when that verse comes on. He feels charming, clever, and cute singing it even though he didn’t write it, but goddammit, he is really cute though.

Another fun thing is that I think you’d both like a lot of the same things! Asher definitely strikes me as having been a Percy Jackson/Magnus Chase kid, playing Camp Half-Blood campers with the other Shaw kids, deciding who would be in whose cabin. Asher’s one of the Redacted bois who I can see as an anime fan- BNHA, One Piece, Naruto definitely but not ashamed to watch a little shoujo, a little Horimiya perhaps.

Song:

Angels danced the day that you were born/ Oh I'm so sure/ They celebrated when you arrived/ You're so bright/ I swear you swallowed the Sun/ And I am so in awe/ Just basking in your light

One, this song is super cute and romantic and singable. It’s a sweet, little bop; I highly recommend it. Two, it’s a song about Tamaki Amajiki being in love with Mirio, an introvert in love with their comfort, sunshine, golden retriever extrovert. It works beautifully.

Runner-Ups:

You know who definitely watches anime and would love anime-related video essays? Guy, and he knows the obscure shit- anything but horror. Now, hear me out- the Casper thing would be a really cute basis for a relationship with Regulus if he weren’t insane, I’m just saying-

Note: Have you heard the song “When Someone’s In Love With Me” by Jacob Oman? It’s literally a love song that sounds like it’s pining over a ex, but it’s actually about fictional characters setting your standards too high, it’s really good. Also, you could never talk too much. Let your words be heard; they’re lovely ❣️

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

#redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redactedaudio #redacted audio #redacted #busybee matches

[snnydcysarch]

For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.

@tvintedspvrk sent : ⭐️ { asher }

⭐️ : despite acting like she's annoyed with asher, she does actually like him a lot and she'll show it in the smallest of ways that he misses. if there's something on his face, she'll get it for him every single time. if he's about to dumbly fall into the street, she'll grab his hand and tug him back so he doesn't get run over, but she won't let go of his hand. she'll bring him breakfast, lunch, or even just a small snack whenever she sees him just to make sure he actually eats. even when he says the dumbest shit and she rolls her eyes, there's a hidden smile there. and the boy may play dumb, but he knows she likes him. he just doesn't notice the small things she does that shows she reciprocates it. maybe mistakes it just as her momming him.

#𝙳𝚈𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙲 . . . asher mccall / tvintedspvrk #𝙼𝙴 𝙼𝚈𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙵 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 . . . answered #dumbasses

[imaginationxlost]

I was tagged in this in. October, by @365runesofwriting. I’m only just now getting to it, because I’m am Very Bad at actually posting. Whoops.

Rules: Post 7 lines (or paragraphs, or whatever!) of your WIP, then tag 7 people!

“We can figure that out later; I’m in no state to act yet anyway; we have to wait a little longer regardless, so there’s not need to rush that. But I feel like you’re not listening to what I’m-”

“It doesn’t matter,” she says over me, and I lean away from her, rather taken aback, “it was one stupid little thing over nothing. It’s not something we need to dwell on. Dwelling on fights- especially stupid fights- is dumb. Like, if Makala and I had focused on every little fight we had about nothing, we’d have broken up much sooner than eleven months in, you know? It’s just not a big deal; forget about it.”

“Anna-”

“Just forget about it.”

“Anna!” I gasp, “I don’t know if I’m going to survive this! I don’t want- I don’t want this to end with something like that between us! Please talk to me! Don’t just forget about it. I want things to be genuinely okay between us, and I don’t feel like they are.”

She’s very quiet, and I can tell she’s staring at me for nearly a minute before she speaks, “… Issac J. Riley, you are not going to die. When’s your next appointment with Dr. Everhart?”

“It’s Friday, but that’s not even remotely the point, Anna,” I say, shaking my head, “I don’t want to die, I just- I’m scared. After how easily I went down, and just how close to death I was, I don’t know that I can survive this, regardless of what I do. I’m just… I’m trying to be prepared for that possibility.”

Tagging: Doing this always makes me anxious but lets try @novel-emma, @asher-orion-writes, @blind-the-winds, @kjscottwrites, @andromeda-grace, @radley-writes, @talesofsorrowandofruin

#keep tagging me in stuff though #I love doing these. executive dysfunction is just a bitch #character: Issac Riley #Character: Anna Kahale #story: sparks #sequel: storms #My writing #writing #writeblr #writers on tumblr #Issac is STRUGGLING in Storms

[itsjuneofallthings]

dear yuletide writer, 

This is my second yuletide and I'm still as lost what to put in a letter as I was last year, but it didn't stop me then either!

So, just let me tell you: 

Thank you so much for writing for me!

I hope this letter helps to spark some inspiration and  you'll have the utmost fun writing and please, don’t just write for me! It’s first and foremost for you and I’m just a happy beneficiary!

This being said, let’s get started: 

Likes: 

M/M Pairings (But I don’t mind and also like good written M/F Pairings, or M/M/F)

Friendships

Found Family Dynamics

Soulmate-AUs

Hurt/Comfort (dealing with PTSD, trauma, phobics, you name it, and being taken care of, getting help and being loved) 

Slow Burn

Smut (including, blowjobs, handjobs, analsex, fingering, etc, just mind the dnws please :))

Porn with Plot

Angst

Fluff

Happy Endings

Cuddling

Tender Touches (holding the neck, caressing the cheek/lip, hand in hair)

kisses 

getting together

first times

DNW: 

A/B/O Dynamics

Rape/Non-Con

Incest

BDSM

Dom/Sub

Daddy-Kink

Underage

Abuse of animals

Bloodplay

Watersports

Impact Play

de-aging

humiliation

vampires/werwolves AU

reader-insert

My beloved fandoms are

The Hurog-Series

Seriously, I LOVE THE BOOKS!

Oreg got me after his first sentence and I kept falling deeper and deeper for him. 

I love his banter, his wit and his power, and I love that he, as the probably most powerful mage walking around, still has boundaries. 

I love his and Wardwicks dynamics, the friendship, love and trust they share and of course I love Wardwick, our little dumb looking hero with heart of gold and caring nature. 

I also really, really love Tisala because she is a wonderful, loving person and a fierce badass and she wouldn’t hesitate to put Ward back in his place if she had to. 

That being said:

I’d love to read something about Oreg being taken care of, I’m sure he still suffers from plenty of PTSD and he deserves hugs and love and soft strokes through his hair. 

Maybe, if you’d also like, a polyamourus relationship between the three of them, maybe just deep and reassuring friendship moments between the dragon and the hurogmeten. 

But there is also Seleg! And so much that happened between them and- there are so many things to explore and so many stories to tell! 

I'm already excited! 

Anyway, I’ll be happy! 

A Quiet Place

These movies. 

THESE MOVIES. 

I love the world, the always luring danger, the silence, the smallest sounds are doom, the atmosphere. 

I love Regan and I love Emmett and I love Regan and Emmett (But NOT as a romantic couple! This is really, really DNW!)

I love their dynamics, the speech barriers, the taking care, the father/daughter-big brother/little sister vibes

To be honest, I have no specific prompt, I’d just love to read some fics of them.

(okay, while I’m writing, maybe ASL lessons? Their own language? Gift giving? Taking care of emmetts wound (Not in a weird sexual way)? the fallout after the radio station? I don’t- I just- you know? You know. 

Olympus has fallen (Movies)

Mike Banning is a walking disaster and I love him for that. 

he and his (imho) boyfriend are kinda doomed from the start (how good can something run, when it is your job to literally take a bullet for your husband?) but they make it work, while screaming “DRAMA” and running from terrorists. 

Again, I guess, no prompts for this fandom, too?, but I don’t (really don’t) mind canon typical violence and speech. 

I’m pretty sure someone REALLY needs to start to look after Mike before he burns out (wouldn’t that be a lovely task for our beloved president asher?) So yes, he also deserves some comfort (and to be honest: therapy).

That being said, also Ben deserves his PTSD outburst, his nightterrors after nearly being killed by terrorist (twice!) and his fears and panic attacks being take care of (and therapy) 

But this doesn’t have to be a romantic relationship, great friendships are also this: great.

Maybe they didn’t even like each other at the beginning? (Mike can be bossy, to be fair) ;)

Chernobyl

My beloved. 

Boris and Valerie have written hurt, no comfort wide across their lovely faces in big, bolt letters but they deserve some comfort nonetheless, right? Right!

I’d like the fear and the glooming doom, the invisible death, lingering in every breath take, the fighting against windmills and against invisible, untouchable party members who just order something so utterly stupid that-! 

I like the ship of them because the ever present fear of being caught, (generally don’t like homophobia, but canon and period typical homophobia are such a great fuel for drama and hurt/comfort plots…) and that middle aged men can still find and fall in love. 

But also, the friendship between these two is awesome and I love to read more about them. 

So, that’s it. 

I hope this got you some insight, feel free to also browse my ao3 for more, it this isn’t enough. 

have a great yuletide!

And, again, thank you so much! 

lots of love

masked_madness 

#yuletide 2023 #dear yuletide writer #yuletide letter

[whumpasaurus101]

Flight g.t.f.o.

Lee actually writing something thats to do with the plot and not actually just small drabbles!??!?!? *gasp*. welp, its true.

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As Asher fought in more and more fights, they became more and more serious. This next one was held in England. 

Asher's knee bounced up and down while he fidgeted nervously with his fingers, biting his nails while his eyes darted around the airport. Rodger only looked at him with a smirk, "You're acting like a five year old."

Asher only growled, "OH, well fucking excuse me for being nervous about spending four eight hours in a metal tube floating above the FUCKING CLOUDS!!" He yelled, quickly catching himself, shrinking back and going back to bouncing his leg up and down. 

Rodger only rolled his eyes,"Fuck sake, don't make me regret letting you watch that documentary," He groaned. 

"Oh fuck right off."

"Why don't you?" 

"I fucking will." 

"And yet, you're still here," Rodger smiled innocently, voice dead calm. 

Asher growled, quickly drawing back his fist but Rodger was quick to catch his wrist, his voice calm but warning, "Maybe you would like to go to the bathroom and cool off, hm?" 

Asher growled, looking from Rodger's tight grip on his wrist and back to Rodger's face. He glared but ripped his hand back and stormed off to the bathrooms. 

While Asher splashed water over his face, a man came up beside him."First flight?" 

It took a moment for Asher to realize he was talking to him. "O-oh.. Yeah.. How did… how did you know?" 

The man only chuckled, "I've seen you around the airport, you look seriously pale and you flinch at every sound."

Asher felt his face go slightly red from embarrassment, only making the man chuckle more, resting his hand on Asher’s shoulder, "Nothing to be embarrassed about, buddy!" 

Buddy… that was a new one… he liked it, a smile filling his face. 

Asher practically melted into the touch, chuckling himself, "Heh, thanks… my uh… my…" 

"Boyfriend."

Asher yelped out quietly, spinning around to see Rodger standing at the door, arms crossed. Asher looked to the ground, "Y-yeah…. My uhm… boyfr-boyfriend has b-been so ki-kind to me…" 

Rodger only scoffed silently before walking over to the gentleman, arms still crossed and that fucking smirk that pissed Asher right off, still on his face. 

"I think you've spoken just about enough to me boyfriend, buddy boy, don't you think?" 

The man's eyes widened, "Oh! Ye-yes o-of course!!! Sa-safe flight!" And with that, he quickly scurried off, head hung low. 

Asher gulped. Dead silent. Rodger slowly strolled along the stalls, making sure they were empty before, grabbing Asher by the throat and slamming him hard against the wall, "What is your fucking first rule in public?!?" 

Asher cried out, his hands flying up to Rodger's hand, "I-I'm sorry!!! He st-started the conversation!!!" 

Rodger quickly backhanded Asher across the face, "That's not what I fucking asked you, now is it?" 

Asher cried out but shook his head, not wanting to get Rodger more angry, "N-no, sir… I- 'm not allowed t-to make conversation w'th str-strangers."

"Woooowwwwwww!!!! So you're not as dumb as I truly thought. There really is something in that thick fucking skull of yours," Rodger roughly patted Asher's head, making him flinch. 

"I-I'm sorry.. Pl-please…" 

If they weren't about to get on the plane, Rodger would've made Asher pay for what he did. But he decided the plane journey will be enough torture for Asher. 

He shoved Asher towards the main door, "Get the fuck out before we miss our flight."

Asher hurried out of the bathrooms, hearing Rodger's footsteps behind him as he took a shaky breath. Rodger roughly grabbed him by the shoulder and forced him to the gate. 

Once they boarded the plane, Asher felt nauseous, he turned to Rodger, tears in his eyes, "I-I don't feel well…"  he mumbled. Rodger chuckled, "Relax, you'll feel better once we take off, just close your eyes for a bit."

He reached over and cupped Asher's face, smirking as he felt the other instantly lean into the touch. His thumb gently wiped Asher's tears, “It’s just gonna be a few hours, okay?” More tears spilt down his cheeks as Asher whimpered, Rodger sighed, “Come on, don't pull this shit with me.” 

Asher sniffled before pulling his face away, glaring ahead of him as his leg bobbed up and down. “Oh lighten up, will you? You should be fucking greatful you're on a luxury plane instead of the fucking basement.” 

Asher rolled his eyes, continuing his scowling. “Answer me when I talk to you.” Rodger warned. Asher just sneered, growling as he cracked his knuckles. As Asher moved on to crack his other knuckles, Rodger quickly grabbed his fist, slightly bending back Asher’s wrist, making his eyes instantly meet Rodger’s.

“Fucking cut that out, will you!?!?!” Asher growled, slightly wincing at the tension started building up in his joints. “Je-jesus, i didn't think it affected you tha-that much. I- AGH SHIT-” Asher cried out as Rodger bent it back even more before he slapped his hand over Asher’s mouth, “Keep your voice down, you idiot.”

Asher only whimpered but let out a sigh of relief, slumping slightly. Rodger waited a moment before slowly moving his hand away, “The plane should be taking off soon, I suggest you calm the fuck down and watch your fucking mouth.” Asher’s leg bounced quicker as he tried to contain his anger. He felt the hot anger build in his chest as he glared at Rodger. But then he looked away. He took a deep breath, he thought of how he will get to see Jack once he returns. He could tell Jack all about the fight… although… he might have to leave some details out, Jack was never very good at watching- or even listening about the fights.

Asher’s hand flew to Rodger’s as the plane took off at lightning speed, driving down the runway. He didn't even realize what he was doing, clinging onto Rodger’s hand like a child. Rodger could help but smirk as he brushed his thumb over Asher’s knuckles, “Shhhhhh, shhh, deep breaths, love, this is the worst part.” Asher couldn't help but focus on Rodger’s voice.”

“Sit back, take some niiice deep breaths, alright? It’s okay, you're going to be fine.” 

Once the airplane slowly and eventually straightened in the air, Asher slowly blinked open his eyes. His face went bright red as he saw his hand in Rodger’s. He quickly ripped his hand away and folded his arms in front of himself. Rodger chuckled, opening his newspaper, “You're cute when you get scared like that.” Asher growled and glared out the window, “Oh shut up.”

An eight hour flight. This was going to be hell.

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[e-lisard]

A plan for everything

Characters: Near Hallow, Owen Dunn, Alistair Whitaker, Valentine Atwater

Warnings: none

Story: Second Chance At Life

WC: 420

"The stage has been set."

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"There's no way this is going to work," Owen whispers, fingers twitching.

"There's no way what's going to work?" Alistair Whitaker himself asks, looking down at the two teens.

Owen startles, nearly hitting the wall, while Near just hangs his head.

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"It's all up to you now. Don't mess it up."

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An hour later, the head of the Whitaker family is still scolding them in his office, the papers with their plan on his desk.

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"Don't forget your own part."

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"And you even tried to rope the Atwater heir into your plan? Do you really wish to bring shame upon all Schools?" Alistair slams a hand on his desk, making Near flinch.

It takes everything in Owen not to pull Near behind him, protecting him from Alistair, but he can't. Not right now.

"Let me guess. This was all your idea, mister Hatheway?" Alistair approaches Near, quite literally looking down his nose at him.

"What makes you say that, sir?" Near stays calm under the scrutiny, although he has not once looked up from the floor.

"Because of how elaborate it is. It's even accounted for when I am usually away. Such a shame the plan for today was different..."

"Are you saying I am too dumb to make a plan like that, sir?" Owen interjects. He knows he's not the brightest, not the one people usually go to for their plans, but that doesn't mean he's stupid.

The question throws Alistair off, as he hesitates. "So it was you who made this plan? Hm. Perhaps if you did your best in your classes-"

"It wasn't me," Owen interrupts, grinning. "I just thought it was rude of you to immediately assume it wasn't."

...

Again, Owen knows he's not the brightest.

...

That evening, when they're finally free from Alistair, they hole themselves up in their shared room, with the third member of their team.

"I can't believe that actually worked!" Val shakes his head, gesturing at the candy and drinks on the table.

"I can't believe Near came up with such a plan! I would've just tried to sneak out," Owen says, ruffling Near's hair.

"And that's why I am the one making plans. If he actually had gone, we would've had candy with none of us getting caught. Now that he didn't..."

"The two of you needed to be bait," Val finishes, tossing him a coin. "Which makes me lose the bet. I never thought it would work."

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[the-finch-address]

wip without context (tag)

@squid-scribe tagged me because I begged and cried and stomped my feet about it.  I’m obsessed with this idea guys.

RULES: You know those old fandom posts about an episode or a movie of a show and it's like '(x) media without spoilers / out of context' and its like four really dumb meme pictures that reference what happens in the media without actually explaining it? Yeah. This is just that but with your own wips. Go nuts.

Using The Dog Yard for this! Might do the rest later though

tagging!! @vivji @artbyeloquent @splashinkling​ @fairycosmos​ @gendy-endy @gabelish​ @asher-orion-writes @writing-with-chaos​ @zmwrites​ @abalonetea​ 

#tag game #tdy #hehehe this was SO much fun #I had a hard time choosing just this few tbh

[oh-no-another-idea]

Today’s word find tag is sponsored by @asher-orion-writes​ for the words anger, crack, sigh, broken, sky, sleep. Thanks for the tag!

From The Invisible Girl:

Anger:

“This is messed up—” Lewis muttered, running a hand across his cropped curls. “I think we should try, worst case scenario, it’s a bust. But at least we’ll have done something!”

Antonio put a hand on his shoulder. “As much as I hate to admit it, that’s foolish. This way, they think they’ve won; we have the element of surprise, and I mean to use it. Let them be confident, and we’ll ambush them first thing tomorrow.”

Lewis grumbled an agreement, anger waning. “So, what do we do until sunrise?”

Crack:

“I need a horse,” Fynn said, eyes still stuck on the train slowly picking up speed.

Velia whirled on him. “What?”

“I need to get closer,” Fynn said, still making no sense. Maybe they were all actually dead and this was some crackpot idea of hell. “Come on!”

Sleep:

Paris’ eyes opened, and he sat up sharply. “Alright. Where do you suggest? We can’t exactly sleep out on the streets.”

It took Antonio a moment to gather his thoughts, but then he shook his head like a dog and declared he would locate a small hotel room or two for them to collapse into.

“Come on, Ms. Greene,” Paris said, standing and attempting to haul Fynn into some semblance of upright. “I have a feeling he’ll need all the help he can get.”

From Stars and Ships:

Sigh: (here’s the most recent bit I wrote!)

Thresh sighed and opened the large white icebox he was standing next to. “Well, until our captain figures it out, who wants an omelette?”

Vi raised her hand and jumped up and down. Quin looked around and realized it was midday and he hadn’t eaten since the prison gruel the night before.

Thresh caught his eye and winked. “I’ll just make a large batch for everyone then.”

Broken:

Quin flexed his bare foot. Bones and muscles and skin contorting. His other foot lay dumb and unmoving, spitting sparks and twitching. Broken. “Do what you can now.”

“Okay.” The mechanic leaped up and went over to the holo screen. “Were you serious about getting me a way outta here?”

“If you hurry the fuck up.”

Sky:

The street he was trundling down seemed to be growing narrower, emptier. Was it just in his head? Quin watched the terracotta walls, panic growing in his lungs. They were definitely closing in, creeping in on the blue between, blotting out the sky.

Breathe, just breathe. There’s plenty of air. A shopper holding a huge pot nearly smacked him in the face as they passed. A child started wailing from somewhere nearby. Quin pressed on, not daring to look over his shoulder, and therefore getting a spectacular view of the quieting street ahead of him.

Of all the streets to choose, he’d chosen one that ended in a fenced off alley, ground papered with fallen posters and blown fliers. The baked pavement was wet too, unbelievably, and where packed dirt and dust once were, was muddy and damp. Just the kind of place to get brutally murdered with an axe.

I’ll pass it on to @bookish-galaxy​ @dontjudgemeimawriter​ @dontcrywrite​ @did-i-do-this-write​ @eccaiia​ @talesfromaurea​ and anyone and anybody! Your words are choice, churn, champion, and church :)

#tag games #wip: invisible girl #wip: stars and ships

[oliviaabaker]

Another AA ramble.

Simone Hicks is a trigger for no reason. Rather it's romance or friendship, some stans want to act like she doesn't exist in the AA universe when she has been mentioned and still has ties (main one being IT'S HER FUCKING HOME!) . It absolutely should not bother folks this much that Simone is still loved by the AA characters, still respected and still asked about. The friendship between Olivia and Simone could've taken a left but it didn't. Liv could've hated her for lying to her twin etc. Liv and her could bump heads and still have a conversation about it. They effectively communicate and move on. We've seen that happen. Liv considers Simone as "black excellence" which is super sweet especially since Simone herself was shocked she was chosen. They have a supportive, loving non toxic friendship.

Just because Simone broke up with Jordan doesn't mean that Liv should cut her off for the sake of her friendship with Layla. She literally told Layla that Simone was still their friend in 5x01. They all have their separate relationships within the show (Layla and Jaymee are blossoming this past season). Layla and Olivia had great moments too this past season since Vegas, but it is clear that their friendship will never be the same. It would've been lovely to see Layla also be there for Olivia more and not just focused on Jordan. We get it, building that specific dynamic but they could've had Layla show up for Liv more imo. Not just when Liv came to her room for Jordan or helping her out of her seat at the award ceremony.

It doesn't mean that the friendship can't get to the point of best friends again, but y'all just screaming LIV IS LAYLA'S BEST FRIEND because you hate Simone. I thought Layla stans hated Liv? so why is her friendship with Simone so bothersome?? Why do y'all want double dates if y'all don't like Spencer or Liv? If anything this season showed that the little core four 2.0 (AGAIN IN MY OPINION!) is Jordan & Layla x Asher & Jaymee.

Simone is a threat for no reason, she has owned up to her mistakes as a 17 year old and she is well loved by the Baker twins. Hell, we even seen Jordan himself tell Simone that he appreciated her and was worried about Liv. Regardless of opinion, Simone still matters to Spencer, Jordan and Olivia. Clearly, Layla too. Spencer literally said "I got you and Jordan always." HC might not acknowledge the friendship with Olivia but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. It is clear that Layla is closer to Patience and Coop. Now she is bonding with Jaymee.

Liv and Layla are childhood best friends that grew apart but can still act civil. Least in my opinion based on all the scenes they got together. It's a very up and down, messy relationship but AA hates writing female friendships / giving all the girls scenes / development. We see more of the male friendship than anything else but this whole female beef between the girls is dumb. Stop excluding Simone, she may not be on the main show but she is still important.

#all american #laylivia #livsimone #y'all only want laylivia when it benefits yall #like pls #you can love a platonic/romantic ship and recognize the flaws

[bananasher1337]

sorry for spam reblogging. if you find my blog through there,

1: sorry,

2: posts good.

anyway, onto me.

all the things you need to know are on my carrd page

if you can't or won't click that link, my name is asher or nolan. noah is also acceptable but that's cringe. i'm a gay nerd, i draw things (if they're pleasant or meaningful, that's for you to decide), and i use this site once a month.

also i tend to dump multiple pictures of the same source in single posts so i'm sorry if you have to scour ten images for one single pic of your blorbo.

i'm nice when i want to be. i have no set dni and block freely

individual characters are tagged "(name) (source)" ex. "steve minecraft", although this may variate or differ depending on the situation.

i use the format "cw (thing)" for content that needs warnings (blood/gore, vomit, etc)

tag list, current fandoms, more info ↓

tag list! click the tags on this post to navigate ✦

asher's art tag: the art tag. all art is here

asher's tag tag: me speaking and all that other stuff

funnies: random posts, usually memes

epic asks: asks i get, please send more asks i like answering dumb questions

fandoms

current hyperfix/s: total drama (gen 1), cookie run (crk/crob), warriors (sadly.)

i'm a multishipper, but i do tend to have some biases. rarepair defender

other fandoms: flash content in general. roly polys no nanakorobi yaoki

favorite music artists: mitski, the smiths, tv girl, dazey and the scouts, i don't even know here's my playlist

other things i like: i enjoy school. shocker. (my favorite subjects are math and english.) i need to read or i'll become severely depressed, i don't write much anymore, but it is fun sometimes. i also want to get into baking, because murder is illegal.

i'm okay with anything using my stuff (edits, inspo/reference, fanart, tracing, you go) as long as you TRY to give credit. the least you can do is leave my username in the description. do not claim any of my content as yours ❤️

do NOT involve me in discourse EVER. i dont care what it is. idgaf what somebody else is doing with their own life that doesn't affect me or anyone else at all.

#asher's tag tag #asher's art tag #funnies #epic asks

[aestatismors]

15 questions x2

I was tagged forever ago in two different ones and forgot

tagged by: @tananaphone @insertcoolnameherethanks

tagging (sorry if you did this already, it has been like a month since it went around and feel free to pick only one lmao): @sweetorangepeel @asher-orion-writes @fearofahumanplanet @theschoolofathena @mariahwritesstuff

1. Are you named after anyone? Sarah Michelle Gellar, it was a joke bc my mother was going to name me timothy allen...

2. When was the last time you cried? like an hour ago

3. Do you have kids? fuck no

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? yes

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? honestly, I don't look at people

6. What’s your eye color? blue green something

7. Scary movies or happy endings? both

8. Any special talents? nope

9. Where were you born? what are you gonna do, look up my birth chart

10. What are your hobbies? writing, video games, wild rift

11. Have you any pets? one and a half cats

12. What sports do you play/have played? tennis and volleyball notably

13. How tall are you? 5'4

14. Favorite subject in school? history

15. Dream job? being rich

and now

1. Do you prefer owls, capybaras, or flamingos?

owls, they hoot

2. What is your favorite soup?

wedding

3. What is your favorite…rock (idfk)?

there used to be this huge triangle one at the house I grew up in before it washed away in a flood!

4. Choose a familiar:

- very dumb, very loving disobedient dog. He loves you but will never listen to you ever

- a raven that speaks but it only ever shrieks the name of various fast food restaurants

- a toad that screams like a teenage boy instead of croaks

dog, as much as they have been ruined for me

5. Which planet do you feel like would be kind of an asshole if you met them?

Jupiter, I agree

6. if you were a worm would you love me? (@/legiomiam)

...

7. Least favorite type of clothing?

pants with that super wide band that is never comfortable even when they are loose

8. You are now in a horror movie—so sorry. Chance of survival?

first dead, I'm stupid

9. Would you rather: the ability to instantly grow a perfect mustache, or ability to talk to vegetables?

if I had the ability to grow a mustache, does that mean I can not grow one at all?

10. What do you think of whales? they are large and terrifying

#tag game