#asjdjsfgk

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

ALSO THE AVENGERS REFERENCE WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY jaime was like 'ah yes the two only time travel movies ever: back to the future and FUCKING ENDGAME' aksjksjksnsa

#asjdjsfgk #totally killer #back to the future #mcu

[misshazelevers20]

omg omg omg omg omg!!!!

#never have i ever spoilers #devi x ben #asjdjsfgk #i am dead

[whewchilly]

brittaroeske Happy birthday Seb🥳

#shes SO FUNNY ASJDJSFGK #britta

[nessa007]

via Instagram Stories

#asjdjsfgk #florence pugh #fpughedit #bbelcher #chewieblog #userjessie #tusermadison #mygifs

[motherfucker-is-gender-neutral]

Hannibal: I have very high standards for my romantic partners. They must-

Will: *walks in the room looking like he crawled out of a sewer and is covered in dog hair* if Jack makes me do my job one more time I will fucking murder him

Hannibal: I want that one

#asjdjsfgk #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #i guess im trying to appeal to the fannibals now

[textsfrompaperporcupine]

#beth x rio #asjdjsfgk #this is literally canon #nbc good girls #goodgirlsedit

[kalorphic]

Noah: kills someone with no hesitation in front of MC

MC: uh oh, this has awoken something in me :)

Wow… anon /j

#ask #ro: noah #this is a joke lol #I’m not actually judging you #the agent team are though #esp cody ‘judgey mcjudgeyson’ o’sullivan #asjdjsfgk

[wilheminahastur]

WHY IS DEXTER DANCING LIKE THAT

#asjdjsfgk #ever after high #dexter charming

[blvckdorkkpop]

"i want to re make every romantic comedy with you" - sebastian stan to anthony mackie

their cute laughs after he said that

#sebastian stan #anthony mackie #their dynamic #asjdjsfgk #i love them #life quote #tfatws #falcon and winter solider series

[gladsomevarangian]

About that...

#asjdjsfgk #whattheheckisrwby #rwby #james ironwood

[artemisjpotter]

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT OMFG

#hawkeye show #hawkeye series #hawkeye #spoilers #kate bishop #clint barton #yelena belova #black widow #wilson fisk #kingpin #maya lopez #echo #asjdjsfgk #i literally screamed

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

OH MY GOD???

#lmao #tumblr #ASJDJSFGK #someone show this to twitter #elon musk #twitter #important blue internet checkmarks

[misshazelevers20]

Lalo: love at first sight

Nacho: hate at first sight

#iulia watches better call saul #asjdjsfgk #i mean when they met each other

[whewchilly]

asjdjsfgk charles is too funny he fr called every hater a cringefail loser and dipped

#he said i don’t have time for that personally

[attemptinghaikyuu]

Fake Dating: Yachi

A/n: I didn’t realize how much I liked Yachi till I remembered how fun she is, like she’s all over the place and I am here for it

G/n reader

Yachi Hitoka

You and Yachi became buds when you got paired up for an art project

Working in the library with her led to staying the night at each other’s places, finishing other assignments last minute

It was a chill friendship till one of you forgot about something due the next day and we’re then panic calling the other to help 😔✌️

Of course, the friendship wasn’t all work, whenever Yachi was too stuck in a studying frenzy, you would pull her out and get her to do something else like going to a cat cafe

Or if it was the other way around, she would think up a whole list of reasons to have you go out and get ice cream with her, all so she could make sure you were taking a break :,)

Already out there looking like a couple huh

Hinata and Kageyama met you through one of these hangouts

Yachi and you were just minding your own business, eating your ice cream (y’all we’re actually sharing, switching between the cones <3) when you heard a loud “Bwah!” and suddenly you had a tangerine all over you

Within moments you have gained a new best friend

And you’re new friend is asking if you and Yachi are dating

Yachi squeaks and answers no for you

“Ah, but you’re really cute together!”

Y’all are blushing, Hinata doesn’t know what he’s doing to you two

Again, Yachi assures Hinata you’re just good friends

Just pals teehee✨

“Sorry, I just figured since you’d been complaining about your mom wanting you to be dating someone, and ya know, you seem really close and all!” He laughed. “But my bad! See you at practice later Yachi!!”

It took you a second to process your friends mom problem through your embarrassment

Clearing your throat you asked a bit hesitantly, “Is something going on with your mom?”

She sighs “I’m visiting her for a week and.. well it’s not really new..” fiddling with her fingers she looks up at you. “She’s always asking me about bringing someone home and trying to find a date.”

Yachi looks super uncomfortable and all you want to do is make her feel better

And it just so happens you have a brilliant idea to help your friend out

“We can just date then!!”

“W-w-what?!” Yachi stutters

“I MEAN FAKE DATE!” You rush out, bright red

Two heart attacks later~

And you’re figuring out all the details on how to pretend date

It’s surprisingly easy :D

Gee I wonder why??

I mean, both of you are by each other’s sides so much, it’s concerning to see one of you without the other

So figuring out how to make things convincing is a breeze

However, meeting her mom was one of the most stressful moments of your life

She was looking you up and down, face blank, all while on her phone for business

The worst part was when she frowned at you

Time to cry? Why yes, I’d say it is

But then Yachi grabbed your hand and gave it a little sQUEEZEANDASKF

You answer any questions her mom has with ease after, the only other stress inducer was when you realized you should call Yachi by her first name since you’re dating

Her mom only gave Yachi a questioning stare when you called her Hitoka

She was so surprised that she nearly side jumped into a cabinet😭

It was cute tho

The week is full of hand holding, cheek kisses, reassuring glances, and talking about Hitoka’s family

During the few moments Yachi would talk with her mom in a full on conversation, she’d get upset at the expectations being put on her

Dealing with her mom wanting everything done perfectly made her want to curl up and cry

But with you there, making her feel better with cuddling and staying up late to watch movies, she felt like it was actually home here🥺🥺

Telling Hitoka she doesn’t need to be her moms perfect version of herself, that she just needs to be her, leads you to a realization you should have made a long time ago

You like her

All of her overthinking, her cute, awkward moment stammering, and the way she could smile at you and suddenly everything wasn’t bad anymore, had you over the moon for her

But this is fake to her, right?

You’re not sure how to respond to your own feelings

Telling her and asking if she’d like to be your girlfriend is an option

It’s probably what you should do

You can’t help overthinking that it might ruin your friendship if you did though (Yachi’s really rubbed off on you in the worrying department)

Waiting for your feelings to die was the best choice you concluded

Yachi had come to a similar conclusion unfortunately

What a couple of dumbass soulmates😒

But of course it’s barely a day later, the last day of the trip before you’re back to being just friends, as another realization slaps you in the face

Hitoka’s doodling little stars on your arm, while you sit on her bed and you feel yourself melt at the sight

It’s such a warm encompassing feeling being with Yachi, a feeling you can’t help wanting more of

You decide that Yachi Hitoka is worth a little risk

Grabbing a purple marker, you lift her hand away, ignoring the questioning look in her eyes as you position yourself so that Yachi can’t see what you’re writing down on her arm

You feel like you’re hearts going to explode, as you move to let her see what you wrote down

The gasp has you turning back, just in time to catch Yachi, before she falls off the bed in shock

Her face is crimson and she’s looking at you with a wide smile that has you smiling right back at her

You’re pretty sure you know her answer already and your smile only grows when she responds

“Y- YES!”

In your excitement you both end up falling from the bed

You and Yachi, too happy hugging to care about any bruises that might be found later

You tug her up to wash the ink off so that her mom can’t find it

Half an hour of giggling and a mini water fight later, the words are finally gone

Now the only evidence of the question ever being asked, is the look you both share exiting the bathroom

That and the picture Hitoka snapped of the words

“Would you go on a real date with me?” Saved on her phone with a giggle of joy

#haikyuu x gender neutral reader #haikyuu!! #haikyuu yachi #yachi hitoka #yachi x reader #yachi x you #yachi x y/n #fluff #fake dating #haikyuu imagines #yachi imagines #I don’t think yachi’s mom would actually care about her day #*dating #I mean maybe she doesn’t care about her day too #asjdjsfgk

[thigholstercas]

misha collins is going to give me a heart attack and i'll thank him

#misha collins #asjdjsfgk #i can't with that video #he is horseback riding #in a beautiful field #laughing #and living his best life #he shouldn't be allowed to look like that