Ask is referencing this post. Shit said in my D&D Sessions as Obey Me! Characters
Well anon, I’ll tell you who! A 45 year old ex pirate, cleric of Besmara does. John lived on the wild side and oh my did he live.
So yeah all of that stuff is shit that’s happened in recent campaigns. We did 2 recently that were a lot more on the zanny, funsies style playing so not super heavy. That’s why our characters were on Shark Tank. Also we may have released the eldritch creature known as Eric Andre from his prison and captor Hannibal Buress.
No, for real, that happened in the crazy campaigns we did.
We also run a lot of not as for shits and giggles campaigns. A lot of the shit from that post came from the crazy ones but 2 of them I believe are from our normal Pathfinder games. The “used rings” bit is from one I run, and the goblin pictograph is from another.
I will say it was a bit um… eye opening to realize quite a bit of shit came from me as the player XD Apparently I do a lot of weird shit at the table. I detected magic on the dildo, snorted the succubus, I was also the one who put the dead body in the bag of holding so we could keep them fresh a few days before I could revive them. Turned out that was a BAD idea because that NPC was actually the bad guy. I also did succeed a massive check to father the “final boss” of that campaign. He had dad issues it’s okay.
Quite a lot of that was from a recent campaign we closed. I played John, ex pirate cleric Besmaran. He was divorced and left his kid in the town to go buy cigars/cigarettes and then the town got time stopped and he FELT BAD. He was a bad dad and a constant chain smoker, considered leaving his religion for one that would make his ex wife like him more. Turned out he just had to love himself and his pirate ways, became a better dad and his ex respected him in the end and he stood up to her.
I never thought a joke character I made would turn out so well and I loved him. He became captain of his own ship and is called Smoke Beard, because he still chain smokes.
He also a creepy doll named Victoria that watches him while he sleeps. But if he ever dies, she’ll take the hit from him. I think our DM implemented that from one of those podcast streams as a reference, I think the My Brother, My Brother and Me guys.