#ask kris

[krisispiss]

Put on yer thinking cap kris!

okay now what

#asks #kris #ask kris

[krirebr]

Wearing that scarf just for you. 😉

Whoops! Accidentally wrote a tiny sequel to this. Written on my phone, unedited.

Warnings: explicit language, references to breath play, 18+ - Minors DNI

You're at another cocktail party. You always seem to be at these things. This one is mostly filled with your parents' well-to-do friends. An obligation. You never would have heard the end of it from your mother if you'd skipped it.

Your boyfriend is at your elbow. Partner, now? You guess? You're living together. And it's fine. No. It's great, that's what you mean. Your parents love him. Your friends love him. You can feel him itching to buy a ring. And that'll be great too. It will. It will. Your whole life mapped out before you the way it's supposed to be. Every day, just like the day before. Forever. It'll be great. Just what you've always wanted. That's what you tell yourself every night as you try to fall asleep with his large arm thrown across your chest, suffocating you, and his snores filling your ears.

Some old-money asshole is talking to you about joining the yacht club or something equally inane. Your boyfriend is carrying the weight of the conversation, and you let him. That's when fucking Ransom swans in.

He's still in his tan overcoat. And his scarf. That scarf. There's no reason for him to be wearing it. It isn't the season for it. You're suddenly slammed with a memory of the last time you were together.

The way he'd wrapped that scarf around your neck, both ends held tightly in one fist as he'd pushed inside of you. The scarf squeezing around your neck, cutting off your moans and-

Something touches your arm, and your whole body jolts. "What!" you snap. You come back to the present. Your boyfriend is staring at you. Other people are, too. Your panties are damp.

"I was just asking if you wanted another drink?" Your boyfriend asks, bewildered.

"Oh," you take a deep breath. "Sure." After an awkward pause, you tack on a belated "thanks, sweetie," through gritted teeth.

You look back towards the entrance to the party and suddenly find your gaze locked with Ransom’s. And the asshole fucking winks.

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#ask kris #ransom drysdale x female reader #navybrat817 #ransom drysdale #ransom drysdale x reader #knives out #18+ content #drabble #kris wrote something #ransom drydale x you #ransom drysdale x f!reader

[klutzytomb]

nevin and chris baking..... they r in love ♡

#ibvs #chrevinstoph #nevin jovel #chris jackson #idk what they're making but it sure is food #also sorry this took me so long to get to 😅 #i was just really tired and didn't feel like working on requests for a while #ask kris #cringe cabinet #also they're both wearing chris's clothes #its just a small detail but it was in fact intentional

[serzhantkris]

Just read your post and got so scared with the name Gale thinking you wrote about that rat bastard from hunger games lmao thank goodness for tags !!

Lmaoooo. Yes. Thank the gods (but not Mystra. All my homies hate Mystra.) for tags.

#and honestly i totally forgot gale in hunger games existed #ask kris #shut up kris

[changed-lore-au]

how long is Frisk going to stay with Asgore? Doesn’t the lil dude have work to do?

#under tale #undertale #Blogtale #Ask Kris #Kris answers

[whump-me-all-night-long]

Which one of your ocs secretly wants a music career? Which one just cannot cook? Who likes handcrafts (like sewing or carving or knitting or the like?

Okay, Arne doesn't necessarily want a music career but he's definitely always loved music and wishes he had more time for it.

Devin just cannot cook, they're absolute shit. When they're literally imprisoned by Wildre, they're actually fed much more nutritious food than their diet of frozen meals and fast food.

General Kris Glass loves to crochet! One of his favorite things to do after a long stressful day is light a fire, make himself a cup of tea, turn on some classical music and crochet the night away.

#ask arne #ask devin #ask kris

[lilybug-02]

Possession PSA.

Thank you @ferronickel for giving me this crack head idea.

#this is probably one of the more niche comics #chara 100% knows about [X] #deltarune guitar hero when? #chara and ralsei both info dumping about how much they love the player and how the intricacies of how players work #they are business partners #possession PSA #bread #ask stuff #deltarune chara timeline #mini comic #art #my art #deltarune #memes #chara #ralsei #kris

[akanemnon]

Kris in very cool and awesome dress?

tfw you're an absolute fashion disaster yourself, but enjoy dressing up your blorbos (I did look up that dress though).

#ask #twin runes #kris dreemurr

[punkitt-is-here]

what is your DARK gender and DARK pronouns

#susie deltarune #susie #deltarune #undertale #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #my posts #asks #my art #anon

[itsmebeff]

#doodle dump #deltarune #undertale #susie deltarune #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #mettaton #wd gaster #gaster #asgore #asgore dreemurr #some twitter asks

[lynxgriffin]

Hey would you draw a interpretation of how I think how Susie sits on her desk: I think she leans over on her seat and puts her shoes on the desk.

(note: alphys is too afraid to tell Susie to stop putting her feet on the desk)

You just know that if she does that often enough, those flimsy school chairs are going to topple her over and she'll have to awkwardly get up and shake it off as if it's no big deal.

#ask lynx stuff #lynx art #kris #susie #deltarune #but I mean let's be real we've all been there #no one laughs although they really want to

[krisispiss]

kris goes to the moon

#asks #ask kris #kris

[krirebr]

Warnings: Explicit, sexual language - 18 + only - Minors DNI

"Oh god, here comes Ransom," your friend groaned. You looked up to see him walking aggressively across the outdoor reception, making a beeline right for you. You knocked back the half glass of champagne in your hand and steeled yourself. This would only be annoying.

Within just a few seconds he was standing in front of you. As always, you hated how good he looked, how it made every part of your body stand at attention. He barely looked at your friend as he said, "Leave."

She looked at you but you just rolled your eyes and gestured for her to go. You knew he'd just throw a bigger fit with an audience.

"That was very rude," you said.

"I can't believe that's the guy you're fucking now," he said, gesturing to where your boyfriend was patiently waiting in line at the bar.

"We're not fucking," you said. "It's serious. We're moving in together."

He had the gall to laugh, head tipped back with his hands on his hips like it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. "No, you're not."

"Excuse me?!"

"Living with that guy? You'll be bored to death within a week." He took a step back and looked you up and down. "You already are, aren't you?" He grinned. "Yeah, I can see it on you."

"Ransom!" you said, trying to keep your voice down but your frustration, and something else you didn't want to name, was threatening to boil over. "We fucked for a while, and it was good, fine. But we were both very clear about what it was. And now, this," you said, gesturing to your boyfriend, who you prayed would stay at the bar for at least a few more minutes, "is what I need. What I want."

He took a large step forward so he was fully in your space. "No, it isn't," he said, his voice dropping a full octave. You could feel it in your knees. "He's what you think you're supposed to want. And if you wish hard enough, you think you'll be able to make yourself satisfied with that. But if you were really honest with yourself you would know what I and your delicious cunt already know. The only one who will ever be able to satisfy you is me." And with a final, dirty smirk, he whirled back around and sauntered back the way he came, his scarf floating out behind him.

You took a deep breath. Then another. Your thighs were clenched and you were worried your ankles might give out in your heels. Another breath. Then you straightened and headed over to the bar to rejoin your boyfriend and get another, much-needed, glass of champagne.

Ahahaha! That was fun. Thank you, Navy!

#ransom drysdale x female reader #ransom drysdale x reader #ransom drysdale #ransom drysdale x you #ask kris #drabble #knives out

[klutzytomb]

Could u draw Drew holding pedro?

#cringe cabinet #I have been having some troubles with my hands so I might just draw like this for a bit #idk though #this was really fun to draw #praise Pedro #drew jovel #ibvs #ask kris

[caligmaera]

are we still calling them the KFC gang??

#hmm this doesnt quite fit the asks but its close enough for me to add them lol #deltarune #undertale #chara dreemurr #kris dreemurr #frisk #flowey #utdr

[tentglitch]

For the bingo Yusuke (love ur blog btw)

Thank you so much <3 and sorry this is late. This one won't be nearly as long as the Naoto one prommy 😭 also I didn't mean to mark the listening to songs one but didn't want to remake the entire thing sfjsjtstkd

Obsessed with their character arc

I'm mainly referring to his character arc in Madarame's palace. I don't know how to talk about it without sounding redundant but I just really sympathize with him and what he goes through. The guy discovers his whole life is essentially a lie and the man who he looked up to as a father and mentor was a lying, greedy PoS who never really cared about him. And it's really nice to see him able to cope with it and learn to face the truth even though it hurts. Also kind of off topic but his awakening is also one of my favorites, it's so cool esp the part where he's clawing at the ground and blood drips from his fingertips. Also I had a phase where I would watch all the awakenings fairly often and I nearly have his whole monologue memorized 😭

Adoption papers

I simply want to provide this man a proper home and source of food so he doesn't have to worry about it anymore. He talks abt how he'd prefer to be an artist who paints what they want to as opposed to a sellout and I just wanna make sure he can do that w/o going hungry </3

Done dirty by creators/not enough screentime

This thing kinda happens with all persona characters at least a little but especially with Yusuke. After the writers are done focusing on the character they sorta get reduced to stereotypes for comic relief. I'm not saying comic relief is wrong, just that you don't have to reduce a character down to make that possible. Like the whole no food and no money and poor thing just kinda becomes his entire character at times? Especially in the spinoffs it's so terrible. It feels like this also completely ignores his whole confidant (more so second half bc that's when the money conversation comes up) as it was about him wanting to strive as an artist despite these hardships as opposed to him selling out for the sake of money and becoming the very thing he despised. It's just supposed to be a facet of his character and really shouldn't be comedy relief as it sorta makes light of that decision he made.

What's wrong with them (affectionate)

He's such a weird guy I love him rafusgjsjgsgk the church scene is peak. He's so passionate that it makes him a little insane sometimes and I love him for that </3

Like them but don't think about them much, don't have much to say about them

I kinda just marked these because I do like Yusuke a lot, I just can't rant about him for hours like I can for other characters. Also when I'm not actively playing p5 or the spinoffs I don't really think abt him too much just bc I'm usually fixated on other stuff at the time.

Thanks for sending this again and I'd be glad to do more. This is really fun :D

#kris.txt #ask kris