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lemondoddle · 2 days
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Hello fellow lemon 🍋💛😊
Hi! :D 🍋
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anthonyspage · 2 years
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🌀👽🔮
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ask-spiderpool · 9 months
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 100
“What are you, a Kent?” 
It’s a saying in the world of the supernatural. A well-known one even. See, several, many generations back, no one quite knows when, the Kent family managed to run afoul of a particularly nasty creature who laid a curse upon them. The original wording, no one quite knows either, but the gist, everyone is aware of. For no firstborns will be born to them before they already have one. 
It was supposed to be airtight in a way, a curse that would end the entire bloodline really. For a child to exist before they could have a child? How could that be? 
Well. That curse had… backfired. It had backfired massively. Most, at least back when blood was everything, didn’t exactly ponder things like adoption to those outside of their own bloodline. The Kents however, lived in a very simple village, one that had disease spread through it often back then, leaving families childless and children parentless. 
What were they to do but take them in? And so they had a son, many sons and daughters even, before their firstborn. Now of course, most would simply dismiss it afterwards. After all, that was the end of the story, isn’t it? 
Well, no. See, the curse was a family-line curse, a just in case perhaps, that meant that each generation could not have any children until they had children. Perhaps it should have ended there, but well. It didn’t. 
Kents are a strange breed in the world of the supernatural, known for having a… bit of an adoption problem. If any child or babe were to be left near their land, one can be assured the family line would take them in as their own. 
Fae, demon, human, changeling, satyr, cyclops, half-breeds, werewolf- it didn’t matter. A Kent would gladly pick the child up and raise it as their own. And now, they could add aliens to that long, long list in the family line. 
And really, perhaps with this context, is it really surprising that when one Clark Kent, said alien, opens his door to a basket on his doorstep holding a trio of godlings, he takes them in with no questions asked? 
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improper-use-of-germx · 3 months
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Imagine an alien that doesn't speak. Members of their species live largely solitary lives and never evolved the need to communicate past basic physical articulation, and in space they mostly just exist as individual workers that work alongside others, but never with.
So when a human comes aboard they don't really think about it too much. You try to talk with them, they stare at you blankly, then someone from a more social species explains the situation to you. If that's where it ended they wouldn't have given you any more thought, but then you start doing things for them.
It doesn't have to be big, either. Maybe wiping down their work area or bringing an extra snack from the kitchen doesn't seem like a lot to you, but they always notice. You work comfortably in silence with them, never trying to make one-sided conversation like others have. It's...nice. They're not quite sure what to make of it.
Eventually, they start returning the favor. Little treats appear on your desk, things you leave messy will suddenly be tidied up when you return. They like when you notice. Sometimes you smile, sometimes you glance up at them and they act like they weren't just watching you from across the room. Sometimes you mumble a quiet "Thank you." out of habit, and for once they wish they had something to say back.
It's more effort than anyone else has ever made with them. Even if it's just a work relationship for you, they appreciate it, and they want you to be happy when they watch you clock out.
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time-slink · 2 months
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Voidwalker scar pretty please? 👉👈
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[ ask game ]
HI STIFFF this actually kicked my ass super hard i haven’t drawn scar in forever
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lizethdraws · 4 months
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Imagine Ben messing with a laser pointer and Rook tries to catch the red dot.
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rook is never beating the cat allegations
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foldingfittedsheets · 2 years
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Oh my god. I need to share another story of my new friend making today. So my friends husband says, very casually, as we’re about to leave for the ren faire, “Yeah, it’s like my story about fucking a chicken.”
And of the four people present I was the only one who was shocked. The others all nodded as if to say, yes yes, we know, the chicken fucking.
So he explained, when a progressive person is analyzing a behavior they will typically use the metric, Harm/No Harm. They may not like things in the No Harm category but they wouldn’t object.
Conversely, a more conservative mindset used something like eight metrics. Authority/No Authority Moral/Not Moral, things like that.
So, he posited if you want to sound out someone’s mindset (and you’re willing to live with the repercussions) you can ask: if a man buys a dead chicken from the store, cleans it thoroughly, then fucks it, and then eats it himself…?
I listened in dawning horror, both rapt and disgusted. But into the growing pause I whispered, “No harm…” because it really has no effect on me or anyone else if a man fucks a dead chicken. I don’t like it, I think he’s a weird dude, but like. That’s his dick. But a more conservative person will hear that and object on moral grounds despite not being harmed.
It’s been haunting me all day, so please enjoy.
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Look, I'ma need a Cryptid!Mikey ref sheet /threat (/j) [ I'ma gachafy the goober if you don't mind :] ]
There u go
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Look at him! Isn't he cute? :3
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studioboner · 11 months
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Mommy duck and baby ducklings 🥰
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xx-sketchy-xx · 6 months
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bad habits Actor Wally au! By the one and only @frillsand
absolutely love him haha
(I may or may not have fell I love with @/cutepotatook swirly instructions lol xD)
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lemondoddle · 9 months
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Ive been reading your jam fanfics and every single one of them are soooooo sweet! The jaybird one has me smiling so wild and your most recent fanfic you wrote jay so funny lmao (craving for jam moments after finishing mh stream) i was about to make fanart for your fanfic but saw you said in note that you made doodles of them so I like to see your doodles in your style :3
!!!!!!!!!!! Firstly THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥺🥺 secondly OF COURSE!! the thumbnails i made for jaybird and instigator actually both came before the fics (im tempted to draw more scenes from them now though :3c) but this first one from isn't it pretty came after bc i wanted to show tim's perspective whenever he ran off lmaooo (also thirdly. is that fanart still on the table 👀?)
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also a bonus under the cut bc i haven't written about it but im obsessed with jam shotgunning fics 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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[I.D. a pencil sketch of tim and jay in profile with the bottoms of their faces visible. they are very close together and tim holds jay's mouth open with one hand as he breathes into it, smoke swilrs around them. obscuring their eyes.
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pauk-di · 5 months
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Can I steal t'utab? 👉👈
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I don't think it would be a good idea to stay near T'utab💀
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dokupine · 2 months
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is there any distinction between a shellcreeper and a koopa in your mario au
yes, there is! Shellcreepers are the extinct ancestor of koopas and their relatives. Some of their relatives strayed pretty far from the original design. (See cladogram below the cut)
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 131
Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault! 
So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most. 
A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people. 
“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!” 
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maria-ruta · 1 month
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so yesterday @galoogamelady came to my DMs and convinced me to make second eyelids canon <X'D
and how can i say no to that cute funny lil Buba sketch she made haha
now yall can also enjoy this concept and our Blueberry doodles
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