#askclaudiaanything

[askclaudiaanything]

Rayla is now dating Callum. Your thoughts?

...Okay, I’ve taken some time to read up on moonshadow elf customs. According to customs... oh, they don’t say anything about interspecies courtship. *slams book closed in a flurry of dust* Well then! I’ve got a thing or two to say about that. Callum. Whatever you do, please try researching a little about moonshadow elves yourself. I don’t want you to do something dumb and lose an arm by improperly introducing yourself to her parent(s). And Ms. Moonshadow. Rayla, was it? ...Please don’t kill Callum, okay? I’m not saying that because of stereotyping, I’m just saying that because he’s a bit of a dork (and a bit ...unknowledgeable... about moonshadow culture). I hope you both have a lot of fun together, but remember to always keep *my* primal stone by your side! After all, you always need protection.

#interspecies courtship #rayllum #rayla x callum #rayla #callum #moonshadow elf customs #who knows anything about them #certainly not me #askclaudiaanything #answered ask #claudia answers #claudia tdp #winky winky #don't break her bed Callum

[aaravos-answers]

Theoretically, if someone were to form a Bother Viren Squad, what would your reaction be? Not like trolling him, just sending asks he would consider not worth his time. Completely theoretical here.

Starling, that would be hilarious. Please do. I’m sure Claudia ( @askclaudiaanything, care to assist?) or I could get him to answer at least a few!

#aaravos answers #get my viren out of his studies and onto 'the tumblr'? #absolutely starling #let's do it!

[poems-and-pillows-and-puppies]

Ah, sorry, @kaia001, I got your ask, then I somehow.. lost it? 

So, I think I was supposed to put out 3 facts about myself. Here goes nothing!

1: My current method of money-making is writing poems and literature for people who want to send love letters and other items but lack the items, time, or abilities to write something legible or otherwise. It’s been a pretty good business so far!

2: I love to write with fountain pens and quills.

3: I’m related to the two muns behind @askclaudiaanything! In fact, they’re my (very) eccentric cousins.

[askclaudiaanything]

Why my brother is going to die first in the apocalypse

Soren: *sees a dog owner*

Soren: Ooh a dog!! I need to pet itttt

Claudia: No. Social distancing, remember?

Soren: But...Dog-

Claudia: No, Soren, no.

Claudia: *turns away for a second*

Soren: *Pops up next to her, holding the dog* Puppy!

Claudia:

Soren:

Claudia: Give the dog back to his owner.

Soren: He left.

Claudia: hE DID WHAT?

Note: Apparently, Soren (my brother) came up to the owner, tapped him on the back, then asked for the dog. The owner gave him the puppy, smiled, then coughed his guts out into Soren's face. He apologized, then ran away from him. All of this happened while I was busy sketching things that I saw. If he dies, he dies.

#tdp soren #tdp claudia #askclaudiaanything #not an answered ask #soren(my brother) is not intelligent #why is my family like this #coronavirus shenanigans #dogs #dogs are cute #but you can't steal them #tdp #the dragon prince #the dragon prince soren #tdp incorrect quotes #my brother and I #an actual conversation

[askclaudiaanything]

Soren: Hey Claudia! Do you know where the coffee is?

Claudia: *clutching the last bag of coffee* no

#I did this today #I'm a bit embarrassed but COFFEE #the extra bags hadn't arrived yet #tdp incorrect quotes #not an answered ask #askclaudiaanything #claudia and soren #muns' conversations

[askclaudiaanything]

this is a question for Soren when did you find out Rayla and Callum were a thing? or did u not know?

They’re a WHAT now? Come on, man. First the mage thing, now a girlfriend! It’s almost as if he’s the one who needs more plot development!

#relationships #they're dating?? #rayllum #rayla x callum #seriously? #someone needs to keep a newspaper going over callum #this is getting ridiculous #4th wall #has slightly been broken' #oops #soren answers #answered ask #askclaudiaanything

[askclaudiaanything]

When did you invent hot brown morning potion?

Me? Well, I guess it was when I was trying to mix an actual potion together. I was super busy that day, but I woke up SO tired, I couldn’t even see straight! I guess I picked up the wrong beans and... voila! It was born. It was worth writing down the recipe too! After all, hot brown morning potion really did save my life a few times... but that’s a different story! 

Now, go enjoy your potion and have fun learning new spells today!

#hot brown morning potion #nyoom beans and hot milk makes #the stuff I need to live #it was originally a silver tongue potion #but I didn't need it after the morning potion #magic *sparkles* #answered ask #claudia answers #askclaudiaanything #tdp

[askclaudiaanything]

Another conversation between me and my brother (+my father)

Soren: SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Viren: THE WORLD WAS MACARONI

Soren: I AIN'T THE SHARPEST FOOL IN THE DECK

Claudia: I'm trying to study!

Soren and Viren: SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB SHAPED LIKE AN L ON HER FOREHEAD!

Claudia: *shuts room door in their faces* God, they're so loud. *puts in earbuds and starts homework*

Soren and Viren: *bursts into the room, yelling at the top of their lungs* WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

Claudia: *shrieks* WHy aRe yOU LIKE THIS??

Viren: *shrugs* I don't know please save me from what I have become

#why is my family like this #not an answered ask #soren(my brother) is not intelligent #apparently #neither is my father #soren and claudia #soren #viren #incorrect tdp quotes #technically #my family needs some help #oh god is intelligence a recessive gene? #tdp #the dragon prince #tdp soren #askclaudiaanything #claudia tdp #claudia #soren tdp #all star by smash mouth #meme-ish

[askclaudiaanything]

What kind of spell can Adoraburrs be used for?

Nothing! They’re just adorable!

#aww #so cute #claudia #askclaudiaanything #claudia tdp #claudia answers #the dragon prince #tdp

[askclaudiaanything]

what is your opinion on Rayla honestly and are you happy for her and Callum

Oh yeah, I’m totally fine with Rayla and Callum’s relationship! Rayla seems like a decent elf. The only reason I had to scrap with her was because my dad’s instructions clashed with her intentions. I hope the two of them have a happy and fulfilling relationship! 

#askclaudiaanything #answered ask #rayllum #rayla x callum #claudia answers

[askclaudiaanything]

Soren, do you have.. any dark secrets?

Like... dying my hair blonde dark, or I like to eat all of Claudia’s snacks at night dark?

#dark secrets #askclaudiaanything #answered ask #soren answers #soren tdp #claudia tdp

[askclaudiaanything]

do you know how to speak another language other than english?

I wouldn’t be my father’s star pupil if I didn’t! I can speak a multitude of languages, but I’m most fluent in Katolian English, Dark Magic, Xadian Common, and Katolian Sign language, all of which are strictly utilitarian! Except for Katolian Sign. That was good for convincing General Amaya to get me an extra cookie when my dad wasn’t looking. Hehe, good times.

#askclaudiaanything #answered ask #language #yes #I love languages #my mun loves languages too #soren wasn't good at languages other than the language of fighting #that he was good at #tdp #tdp claudia #the dragon prince #the dragon prince claudia #the dragon prince viren

[askclaudiaanything]

What would you have done if you had found Aaravos in the mirror before Viren entered a blood pact with him? Would you gave tried to help?

Me? Finding my dad’s uber-secret chamber that even I wasn’t allowed to see or track in any way, shape or form? That’s already tough enough as it is. Finding my dad’s elf buddy in the mirror without screaming, yelling, fainting, or making another loud noise or commotion? Now that’s impossible. 

...wait, Dad made a blood pact with him? Ah, this is why we read up on pacts before we make them with random *hot* elf men inside a mirror!

#oh no a random hot elf appeared #lets go make a blood pact #without checking to find info about them #yeah sounds like a good idea #I can't find my dad's secret chamber for the life of me #no one can #viren #aaravos #tdp #answered ask #claudia answers #askclaudiaanything

[askclaudiaanything]

do you think your father was responsible for sarai’s death?

I-I.. *sigh* Yes.. I do believe that my father was responsible for Queen Sarai’s death. But I know that he i-was a good man. He really tried to make up for it. He really did. But in the end, he just made it worse. So did I. *sniffles* I-I’m sorry. I need some air.

*runs away, crying softly*

#askclaudiaanything #answered ask #tdp #claudia #claudia tdp #the dragon prince #claudia answers #i'm really sorry #does anyone have a tissue #i might need one

[askclaudiaanything]

A hahaha ha hahaha, Soren. Why would you be suspicious of your dad having a secret long-distance relationship with an extremely hot mirror elf who talks to him via aarapods? Aaravos was simply around in a friendly capacity, making... Err... Posters and banners and giving completely friendly advice in the middle of the night. That's why your dad disappeared at strange times. Nothing to be suspicious about. Nothing at all.

Anon, I sincerely do not trust the elf-man that keeps following Dad around. Come on! Anyone who *seductively* whispers into you father-figure’s ear is creepy enough to be labeled as either his partner or just a generally creepy dude. Bonus points that his voice comes from a special little bug-pal! Also, everyone’s suspicious of Dad and his’ ‘special night-time rituals’ together. It used to be okay, but now it’s just suspicious.

#oh no #aaravos #may be getting up to something here #hmm #viren #watch your back #dad #because a rather hot elf is trying to win over your magic #or your heart #or possibly both #soren answers #answered ask #askclaudiaanything

[askclaudiaanything]

*The sword itself has runes written on it and it's quite heavy*

*soon, Soren realizes it's rather heavy and puts in down, panting* Man, this thing is heavy! *inspects runes* What do they say? ...Nah, I'll make Clauds check it when I get back. *slings it onto shoulder with a quiet *oof!*

#soren no #soren answers #soren tdp #soren and claudia #soren #tdp soren #tdp #the dragon prince soren #the dragon prince #askclaudiaanything #i think this is an rp #not sure tho