✨MAMMON CAT STICKER✨
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✨BELPHIE CAT STICKER✨
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When you make friends with demons and ended up adopting children instead.
Levi may need to be honest with his feelings but Asmo needs to stop riling his brother up, it could cause flooding.
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I encourage you to listen to the songs I chose <3 They might not be the most obvious for each character but I think they encompass the relationship with MC and them pretty well.
I Will Be There - The Count of Monte Christo
some steamy snaps from the boys
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Asmo: you don’t need to be so loud about it.
Solomon: i will fold you like i folded joe biden.
Simeon: himbos are the best.
Levi: it’s like choosing between oikawa from haikyuu and brian from dream daddy.
Mammon: it’s my daddy issues, i promise. i’m not a masochist.
Lucifer: i’ll beat you with a propel bottle.
Beel: i’m always a slut for dori– i really need to stop quoting vine.
Belphie: did i sleep well? bitch, my sleep schedule practically jumped from the forty-fucking-fifth story window. it’s gone. never to be seen again.
Satan: prepare to die.
Diavolo: bitches really be dummy thicc… it’s me. i’m bitches.
Barbatos: i made brownies for everybody but my dumbass kid sister ate them before i even took them out of the oven.
Luke: i swear to the holy chicken nuggets above if you call me short one more time, i will consume your neko neko kneecaps.
Asmo: that guy you met last night was cute.
MC: he tried to kill me.
Asmo: still cute.
Belphie: you’re pretty dumb.
Belphie: i just insulted you. why are you thanking me?
Asmo: all i heard is “you’re pretty”. i’m focusing on the positives in life.
This is a tricky one as it hasn’t yet been answered in canon, but I think it could partly be explained by the differentiation between the two classic types of demon pact:
The first kind of pact is exceptionally rare, as the demon receives no benefit from making this pact. They are simply rendering themselves into the service of said human.
The second kind of pact is the common type, and it is this that is usually meant when anybody normally mentions the trope of a demon pact. In OM canon, such a pact would result in a less shiny soul, and the more pacts made, the less shiny said soul would be.
MC has unilateral pacts, the rare pacts, with all seven demon brothers. These pacts require no payment, and are all binding. The motive here is protection, not reward.
Traditionally speaking, Solomon may well have bilateral pacts, the common pacts, that require part of his soul promised to each demon. Bilateral pacts are also the type in which a demon will seek to accelerate the humans death, and thus reap their reward more quickly. The motive here is reward, not protection.
Solomon of course has lucked out in this regard, as for other reasons he literally cannot die. The demons can never collect on his payment, so in appearance, his pacts act as unilateral ones.
That doesn’t however mean all of his demons see that the same way…
Theorising a little, it’s my view that a unilateral pact trumps a bilateral pact. That is, if MC and Solomon give Asmo conflicting orders, Asmo is bound to fulfil MC’s order only.
This doesn’t take into account personal desire or opinion mind, as that could fluctuate wildly. And I think in a lot of cases, the relationship between human and demon in a pact may be more volatile, in which case the demon may try and misinterpret an order as far as possible.
That could certainly be the deciding factor if a demon is ordered by two humans with the same level of pact with them for sure.
But in the case of MC, having the rarest type of pact, and without anyone else canonically confirmed as having that same kind of pact… I think MC’s orders will always win out 👀
“What, I’m just examining her.”
“Yeah, but do you need to keep petting her belly like that!?” Levi yelled out with an accusing point.
What the brothers are like when sleeping…
When sleeping alone Lucifer is as stiff as a brick. He’s either lay flat on his back, arms resting at his sides or hands clasped atop his stomach. That or on his side buried under the covers (he’s NOT a morning demon in his own words so he’s gonna bury himself and make sure no light or noise can disturb his sleep). Still stiff as a board. Not gonna change.
When being big spoon Lucifer will wrap his arms protectively around his little spoon. He’s very warm so he understands if the little spoon would want a bit of space so he won’t press himself against them but instead leave a little bit of space between their bodies. He also likes his own space. It’s kinda like an awkward side hug.
When being little spoon- oh who are we kidding he’d never let that happen. Big spoon Lucifer is big spoon Lucifer as if that prideful fucker would be a little spoon.
When sleeping alone Mammon curls up in a ball and sleeps on his side because a) it’s very comfy and b) he likes to conserve heat. Especially when MC isn’t there to provide said heat. He may also cuddle a pillow in their place.
When being big spoon he will press himself against his little spoon. He’s quite warm so the little spoon might get a bit hot but how could they say no to Mammon when he’s got a tight grip around the little spoon, legs tangled in theirs and giving little neck kisses? They literally can’t!
When being little spoon Mammon backs into his big spoon and curls up on his side. He often likes to stroke his big spoon’s hand as well as getting head and back rubs. He’d fall asleep SO FAST the moment they start giving him rubs!!
When sleeping alone Levi likes to snuggle his many, many, MANY anime body pillows that infest his room. His favourite being a fairly risqué Ruri-chan pillow. He also puts on lofi so he can go to sleep quicker.
When being big spoon Levi can be very awkward at first. He’d constantly wriggle and move and every time he’d ask if his little spoon is comfortable. Eventually he gets the hand of it although he may cuddle a little too tight but he doesn’t realise it!
When being little spoon he once again is very awkward, although he gets the hang of it a hell of a lot quicker. He finds for comfort and security being a little spoon. He has a very particular spot on the back of his head that makes him sleep in an instant but it takes some experimentation to find on the big spoon’s part.
When sleeping alone Satan always falls asleep with a book. Whether he falls asleep reading or with a book on top of him or on his side there will ALWAYS be a book there. Periodt. Usually falls asleep sat up if he’s on a couch or on his back if he’s in bed. Doesn’t move much.
When being big spoon Satan likes to be close with his little spoon, wrapping his arms protectively around them and resting his head in the crook of his neck. He’s not really a touchy person but it’s in these moments that he likes to be close to the little spoon and he feels as if he can protect them.
When being little spoon it won’t last long honestly. It’s not that he doesn’t like it necessarily, it’s just that he heavily prefers being big spoon and that he’d need some space. If the big spoon lets him read a book for a bit though he might stay there a little longer.
When sleeping alone Asmo likes to sleep on his side, hair off his face, his favourite night mask on, creams applied before bed. He makes sure he’s nice and pampered before he even thinks about sleeping.
When being big spoon he likes to be very close with his little spoon. He thrives off the physical touch so the little spoon is more than welcome to play with his hands, run their hands across wherever they can touch. Just give this boi attention and he’ll be happy.
When being little spoon he’s practically exactly the same. He honestly has no preference this guy is the definition of a switch in every sense! Just give him attention! That’s what he DEMANDS off his big spoon. As long as their hands are clean before they even think about touching his pretty face!
When sleeping alone Beel STARFISHES to a WHOLE OTHER LEVEL. Snores a lot, drools all over his pillow (good job Belphie is a deep ass sleeper). But it’s kinda…cute? Has fallen into a food coma more times than he can count. Usually falls asleep with food or empty bowls of what once held food near him. Likely the latter.
When being big spoon this guy snuggles so goddamn much and he’s honestly so adorable. He might snore in his little spoons ear but it’s not that loud, thankfully. Will probably sniff and play with this little spoon’s hair.
When being little spoon he lovvveeeesssss the cuddles and the closeness he has with his big spoon! Hug this man and hug him good because a massive grin appears on his face when his big spoon does so.
When sleeping alone Belphie has teddies, pillows, the VERY BEST bedsheets the Devildom can offer. The temperature is just PERFECT too!! Another one who listens to lofi to go to sleep.
When being big spoon he may also include teddies and pillows into the mix to cuddle as well, so his little spoon better expect to be mauled by his plushies. At least they smell like him. Doesn’t snore loud. About the same volume as Beel.
When being little spoon he will STILL include pillows and teddies and there’s no changing that no matter what spoon he is. Rub. His. Head. Head rubs are key so his big spoon better deliver. Falls asleep really quick.
May I offer this sexc Asmodeus doodle that I did with no regards to anatomy in these trying times
I know Asmo’s technically the “weakest” of the brothers in terms of raw strength, but I still like to think that since they’re demons, they’ve got crazy high base stats
Like, if he were to arm wrestle John Cena or smth, it’d look like that scene from Twilight BD2 where Bella arm wrestles Emmett
i made a tumblr because of this-
warnings: brief mentions of food and dieting, minor cursing, and slight allusion to nsfw topics.
dear obey me fandom,
regarding this card:
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DEVILGRAM STORY? It was basically mammon being annoying as shit, asmo being horny for his older brother (???) and…. yeah that’s it? not to sound dramatic but anything incest is gross as fuck and that story was HARD to endure