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cooler-ian · 7 months
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Dom Mc is underappreciated, Its like ppl forgot that these demons are supposed to be obeying us.
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worldsonlylevifan · 27 days
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i swear i dont care about peoples headcanons but every time i see a cis person say Asmo is a trans woman i lose a piece of my soul
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leifkncries · 2 years
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fun fact: author died while trying to write marco instead of mammon. some jokes in this chapter about it!
human mammon au 2
"You will be shown around by me." Lucifer announced. Immediately, He was hit by the jealous brothers. "What?! No, He'll be shown around by the best person here!" Asmodeus huffed. "Stupid old hag." Satan muttered under his breath. The twins simply looked hurt.
"What about Leviathan?" Diavolo asked with wide eyes. "But Lord Diavolo-" Lucifer began, but Diavolo raised a brow. "You cannot defy me, Lucifer." Diavolo refuted. Lucifer bitterly looked down, furrowing his brows. "You will be guided by Leviathan, Avatar of Envy and the third brother." Diavolo smiled.
"Lucifer, give him your D.D.D." Diavolo commanded. Lucifer frowned, handing Marco a phone. "A pho'?" Marco scrunched his nose. "It's called a D.D.D." Lucifer corrected, holding one finger up. Marco nodded, understanding. "Here, this is the ON button." Lucifer showed him the mechanics.
Upon opening the phone, He saw a SIRI-Like AI talk to him. It's concerning, He could hear the voice in his mind. "I AM KARASU! WELCOME, USER MAMMON!" Karasu echoed through his head. Marco squinted his eyes, dumbfounded. "I SEE YOU ARE USING YOUR BROTHER'S PHONE YET AGAIN." Karasu robotically spoke.
'Brother? Mammon? Huhh.. Another brother othe' than Leviathan or whoe'er that dude is. Beel- BEELZLEBUB! called me Mammon. They're serio'usly mistaking m' for their brother..' Marco thought in his mind, deadpanning. He scrolled to the contacts. 'Thinking 'bout this Mams dude, why're they even mistaking me for him.' He thought.
Pressing on Leviathan's avatar, He put the phone to his ear. Immediately, The call was accepted. "Sheesh! I told you, Lucifer! I didn't want to go to the stupid student council meeting! I don't care about Humans!" Leviathan screamed through the call. "Um.. I ain't Luci." Marco mistakenly called Lucifer what He used to call him way before. Lucifer's eyes widened, gaping.
The line was silent for a while. "....Mammon?" Leviathan's voice became softer, more earnest. "I ain't Mammon. I'm Marco." Marco huffed. After learning they think of him as their brother, it made him bitter. He doesn't want to pretend to be a random dude, even worse when it's their brother.
"....I'm coming." Leviathan muttered, and Marco heard footsteps over the call. "Don't hang up the call.. Please.." Leviathan begged. Marco blinked. Were these demons really that desperate for a random demon brother? Jeez. "Like I told ya, I ain't Mammon." He scoffed. Leviathan did not respond.
In about 2 minutes, Leviathan was there. "Explain, Lucifer." His words were coated with seriousness, which was weird for his chara- Wait, How do I even know his character? What the hell is happening? Was I transmigrated or something? Oh my Diavolo.. wait, when did I ever joke like that?
"I.. I don't know myself." Lucifer admitted, dumbfounded. "Ha, The old hag admits it." Satan snickered, though confused himself. "Hehe.." Belphegor giggled. Lucifer glared at them, a purple aura surrounding the black haired demon. "You don't scare us." Belphegor replied to the hateful stare.
Diavolo sat comfortably in his seat, already knowing due to Barbatos. "Leviathan, you are tasked to show Marco around the House of Lamentation." Diavolo piped up. "Thank you." Leviathan muttered. He grabbed Mam- Oh, I mean Marco's hand and ran out of the room.
"Oh come on! Why Leviathan! This isn't fair.." Asmodeus pouted. "Lord Diavolo, Why have you chose.. him?" Lucifer smiled bitterly. "Oh come on, 'Chill out' or whatever those humans say!" Diavolo heaved a sigh, a sad smile on his face. "After all, He isn't Mammon, right?" Diavolo grinned a toothy grin.
Belphegor held an 'are you serious?' look on his face. After all, He already knew it was Mammon. He was sure of it. He knows it. The bluenette grumbled. Beelzlebub, who trusted his twin, looked hurt. He narrowed his eyes and sat down. Asmodeus furrowed his brows, and huffed. "I know He isn't... but.. still.." He sniffed.
MEANWHILE, WITH LEVI AND 'MAMMON'
Leviathan ran, not bothering to look at the human. Marco ran with him. 'Woah, never knew I was fast, honestly.' Marco widened his eyes. People told him He was fast, but when it was comparable to a demon? Marco easily ran beside him, making Leviathan narrow his eyes.
'There's no way Transmigration really exists. After all, it's just some otaku fantasy.. right? No human can outrun a demon! Much less, A powerful demon like me! Ugh.. Then again, Lucifer said Mammon's soul took the body of a random shut in.' Leviathan pouted. "I just realised I haven't gotten mah own pho' and g've Lucifer his phone back." Marco blinked.
Leviathan stopped, covering his mouth. Oi! It ain't that funny!" Marco snarled, furrowing his brows. "LOL." Levi snickered. Marco froze. "Wait, y'all know slang?" Marco tilted his head, confused about this 'new' found world. "Uh, yeah, duh!" Leviathan huffed, pissed at the fact they thought demons were uncultured. Well, they were, but not all of 'em!
It was... sort of weird.
This was a demon, correct? What was a stupid, lowly human doing speaking casually to him? The avatar of envy?
Oh Diavolo, this won't be easy.
Again, When the hell did I start sayin' that shit?
Whatever, we started walkin' again.
"Oh, by the way.. 'Marco'.." Leviathan pursed his lips in thought. "Yo?" Marco raised an eyebrow. "You .. got any grimm?" Leviathan sweatdropped. 'He doesn't have grimm.. But it still irritates me that He didn't pay me back my money.' Leviathan 'grimly' thought. Haha, get it? Uh.... Yeah.
Marco deadpanned, stopping right in his tracks. "What tha hell's grimm." Marco spat, squinting his eyes. Leviathan's lips formed a straight line. "It's.. demon money." Leviathan sighed. "Y-Ya think I have some random demon currency?!" Marco groaned. "I ain't Saiki Kusuo, ya know?" Marco huffed.
"Wait, you know Saiki?" Leviathan had sparkles in his eyes, awed at such a thing. "You know Saiki?" Marco returned the question, agitated but still curious about this random dude. Leviathan huffed. "Of course I know Saiki! I'm practically an Otaku and I even know it!" Levi shouted, like it was obvious.
"But I'm so happy to know you know anime! You know, Mammon knew it but never.. Oh, right. You don't know him." Leviathan narrowed his eyes, tilting his eyebrows. 'How do I tell 'em I know this Mammon dude or basic'lly what He was to 'em..' Mammon mentally sighed in his head.
"Well... anyway. I asked for some money because I want to buy the BluRay for She-Ra and her reluctant butler!" (i forgor the name and i don't wanna search for it.) Leviathan grinned, excitement overpowering the thought of his transmigrated brother. "Why're ya askin' me though? Can't ya just.. ask your brothers?" Marco grumbled.
Leviathan looked down, a troubled expression on his face. 'I.. I thought I was talking to my brother.. Jeez, Leviathan, you stupid otaku!' He insulted himself, clamping his eyes shut. "Whatever!" He huffed, storming off to the house. "Oi! Wait for me, Levi!" Leviathan froze at that. 'The old nickname he gave.' He gulped, trying to hide the smile on his face.
"This is the House of Lamentation, where us, The Brothers live. Also one of the dorms here at RAD for the student council." Leviathan said as He finally led them there. "Oh." Marco's eyes widened, gaping. A wave of nostalgia filled him, which was.. weird. Were they in the backrooms? No way. But then.. Ugh. "It's.. cool?" Marco raised an eyebrow, not really knowing what to say.
"Dia- Lord! Lord Diavolo doesn't live with us because He's the Demon Prince." Leviathan explained, nearly disrespecting Diavolo in the process. "O'kay." Marco hummed, seemingly not surprised at this. Leviathan raised an eyebrow, while shaking his head. 'STOP THINKING ABOUT NONSENSE!' Leviathan cried in his head.
"What's with your pocket, by the way? I keep hearing jingles, lmao." Leviathan questioned. "Eh? I dun-" Marco reached into his pocket, and brought out some grimm and a new phone different from Lucifer's. "-no."Leviathan and Marco were dumbfounded. "Ehm.. Here's sum' grimm." Marco sweat dropped as He put some of the coins on Leviathan's palm.
'I think my reflexes accidentally put my palm out..' Leviathan also sweat dropped. "So.." It was an awkward pause, before Mam- FUCK! I mean Marco! Marco noticed a bulletin board nearby. Walking towards it, He saw the job listings. "Oh, Akuzon and Majolish..." Marco hummed, staring at the paper.
'Those were... Those were Mammon's favourite places to work at..' Leviathan frowned. "You.. uh.. know how to cook?" Leviathan awkwardly asked. "Huh? Oh, yeah. Pretty mediocre though, if I'm honest." Marco hummed. 'Mammon was the worst at cooking and He knew it. Maybe they aren't the same? Pfff, Of course they aren't.' Leviathan thought in his mind, but the thought made him sour.
"Hm. Oh, ay! Majolish? Modelling company? I modelled in the human realm!" Marco chirped. But then, He paused to think. 'Why the hell did'ah (did i) say it like that, Could've said home!' Marco mused. 'But.. I feel like this is home.. Ugh.. What are you thinkin'! Are ya seriously pickin' the peeps who kidnapped you and forgot who consent was over your boring, bland, stupid an' idiotic life?' Marco basically insulted half of them.
"Oh, by the way, Mams." Leviathan paused like the author after seeing herself write Mammon instead of Marco, covering his mouth with a faint blush on his cheeks, embarrassed. (reminder this is all platonic unless u want side characters minus luke to be in love with him L) Marco couldn't be bothered with that. "Wassup?" Marco hummed.
"You're free, right?" Leviathan asked, biting his cheek. "...Duh, Unless ya want me to go find me room by myself." Marco sarcastically said. "Oh right.. Your room's coming later. I need- well... not really. I just.. wanna.. wanna talk to you after so long- I MEAN! I want to talk to you about anime! I guess!" Leviathan huffed.
"Uh, sure." Marco hummed. Leviathan blinked. "That's it? You know I'm a demon stranger, right?" Leviathan raised an eyebrow. "Yep." Marco replied, popping the P. It was silent for a while. "I guess you're still an idiotic moron with no morals. But whatever, Let's go!" Leviathan insulted. "Wait, What did'ya say-" Marco yelped, his hand getting grabbed by Leviathan's.
(uGH THIS SHIT WAS A PAIN TO WRITE. GODDAMNITTT...)
(aug 18's my bday, so i took ALL [well not all, like 4/24th of it] of my day to write this so hope you like it!!)
(again im really slow and bad at writing, so this was a hassle! please tell me about any grammar mistakes! ty :D)
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kavehsearings · 2 years
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What visions the Obey Me brothers would have if they were in genshin ◇
I just had this idea...
To mix genshin and obey me lmao soo I thought it and out and here's what What visions the Obey Me brothers would have if they were in genshin and why
Lucifer
I think that he would have a cryo vision... I have colour coordinated this a little lol but since he some times comes off as a little cold and indifferent as he's the avatar of pride I think cryo would kinda suit him. Also I think cryo is a good element too and it's affective in battle as well so yea...
Mammon
He would have like a geo vision. It just suits him. I heard that geo visions are given to hard workers though he might not be one most of the time, but he will work hard for ppl he truly cares for ( his bros and MC) and also it matches his color as well ^^
Leviathan
He would have a hydro vision cause he can litterally summon a sea monster and is well connected to water ( he even has a huge fish tank in his room and loves his Henry the fish ♡) and alsoooo it matches his colours too! ( orange and purple ) ( purple in his demon form )
Satan
I think he'd have a dendro vision cause not only it matches his colour, but also dendro is for wisdom and he's very smart !
Asmo
He would probably have a pyro vision cause I've heard that it's given to passionate people.. and he is lol 😆 and also it matches his colour and vibe yk
Beel
He would have an anemo vision cause not only is he calm and strong like the wind, he also lost a close one... ( which is sadly common in anemo vision holders )
I just think that anemo would deffo suit him and his calm and sweet vibe :D
Belphie
He would have an electro vision. They're rare n powerful and matched his vibe and colour too! I just think that he would 100% suit the electro vision
Well that's what I think :) I hope u enjoyed my post and tell me if u have any better ideas!! Have a great day ^^
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onestubbornlass · 1 year
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A redraw of a squad meme but make it Obey Me themed. (I drew a neutral and one with my player Kaelan)
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edatheowlmilf · 6 months
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asmo is the perfect man. wish more fans understood this
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cnl0400 · 10 months
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Open Reddit
Sees a post from the OBM subreddit
"Who do you think loves MC less? I think Asmo loves MC the less—"
Close app
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h3sp3ria · 10 months
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Lilith's preferences ranked
her uncles and aunts
(Luke isn't on here, cause he's like her brother not uncle)
Levi
Jessica
Adam
Lucifer
Beel
Satan
Simeon
Asmo
Solomon
Belphie
her parents
Raven
Mammon
Foods
Barbatos' cookies(needs no explanation)
Solomon's tea (needs an explanation but doesn't have one)
Levi's Bento(she loves anything he makes)
masterlist
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luxthestrange · 10 months
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Incorrect quotes#839 Avatar of Fluff
In a Demon Club
Asmo*Drunk, Lookso MC*Mc, has no idea I'm in love with Them, and Solly~
Mc*Holding his hand, smiles at him* You're in love with us?
Asmo: Oh! Sorry!
Asmo*Turns around and whispers yell to Solomon* Mc has no idea I'm in love with them and solly~
Solo*Also holding his hand, Chuckles and kisses his temple*Your secret safe with me~
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I believe in fluff asolmc fluff supremacy-
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cooler-ian · 6 months
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The actual audacity Mc and Barbatos would have to have to be openly dating is unimaginable yet completely attainable
They don't even have to try that hard-
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absolutepokemontrash · 11 months
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Remember how in the Devildom insurance stupid Headcanon, I said that the memes in the Devildom must be insane? Well I made more.
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Beware the thing under the stage, y’all.
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Luke is a very prominent and beloved character on these meme pages, always represented with a chihuahua
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This one got a share from Mammon himself and half the school lost their minds because HE’S FUCKING SELF AWARE THAT HE’S A THIEVING MENACE-
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Barb is a rare but loved sight on meme pages, but… everyone’s kinda scared of him-
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Demons with pacts get clowned on send post-
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Cryptid Levi supremacy
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And of course who could resist Lord Asmo?
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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year
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Reality Show (Obey Me!)
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Diavolo convinces Lucifer to have him & his brothers do a new demon reality show that revolves around their everyday lives.
»Characters: Demon Bros // ->[Click here for Part 2: Dateables]
»Tags: LUCIFER CAUGHT IN 4K, Shitpost/Humor, Mentions of reader/MC, Husbando Beel Supremacy, Bulleted Style
»Notes: CM = Crew Member ;; Sorry I was gonna upload this sooner but wanted to draw art for it. xD
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Lucifer:
"Okay that's enough, go somewhere else."
CM: "We can't, you agreed to this under contract"
sighs
Mildly regretted his loyalty to Diavolo, otherwise he would've never done this
His camera crew was always on edge with him
The show stressed him more than usual
Perhaps there were a few embarrassing moments he would prefer not to talk about
Like pushing a door that said pull, forgetting the word spoon and calling it a tiny bowl on a stick
[Camera peeks through Lucifer's study, recording a smiling Lucifer texting on his phone]
CM: "Who were you texting Lucifer? Was it ___? There's been rumors..."
"I was checking the weather."
CM: "You take selfies for the weather?"
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Mammon:
"Hey wait stop recordin' this! Not that what we are doin' is illegal!"
His camera crew had a rough time with him
But it made for good television!
He talked shit about Lucifer the most
"Yeah a lotta people dunno this, but Lucifer cries to me all the time! What can I say, I'm a reliable guy!"[Crew zooms in on an unamused Lucifer in the background]
[Cut to Mammon hanging from the ceiling]
"Can someone get me down from here!? HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOIN'!?"
A lot of the crew's clips had shaky movement from running due to multiple mammon situations
They got a great swoon-worthy shot of Mammon gazing lovingly at you
CM: "Maybe you should confess?"
"I'm confessin' to nothin'! Talk to my lawyer!"
CM: "That's not what we- Nevermind."
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Levi:
"I already stream online so this isn't any different."
lol
Levi didn't realize they'd be watching his every move
How was he suppose to worship his shrine of Ruri and you in front of them!?
His camera crew couldn't stop cringing around the otaku
it was uncomfortable for everyone
[Camera films secret sweet moment of him awkwardly practicing asking if you want to hang out]
He asked for it to be deleted, it was denied
However his ratings shot up after that clip and the next one:
CM: "Do you have a crush on ___?"
"W-what!? N-no!!! (Incoherent Levi noises and he trips)"
That clip became a viral meme for weeks
I'm talking remixes and everything
In the end his camera crew actually did have a lot of fun with him and they game online together now
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Satan:
"Watch your step. Oh, don't touch that!"
His camera crew had a difficult time with him
He managed to avoid them frequently so he wasn't overly present in the show, much to the annoyance of Lucifer and the others
If they did catch him, all the clips looked the same, all he did was read
They did manage to catch him feeding some stray devildom kitties
[Camera zooms in on him in his room with a collared cat on his lap]
CM: "I thought you couldn't have pets?"
"It's not mine. Clearly, I can't control what comes in my room as of late."
CM:  "It has a collar?"
"Next question."
CM: "What can you tell us about the Anti-Lucifer League?"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Next question."
CM: "Okay... viewers want to know what's up with you and ___?"
[Satan opens a book and gets sucked in]
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Asmo:
"It's like, Devilgram Live, but longer!"
Most unbothered out of everyone
He did get annoyed when they tried to catch him before he could start his morning beauty routine
He was scary, they caught it on camera...it was the only time the crew deleted a clip on a brothers request
Overall his crew had an easy time, it was standard to what they normally do, Asmo himself was fun
He was a natural, of course everyone loved him, who wouldn't?
Was the one to start drama for the sake of tv
Nothing too crazy just messed with Luci's schedule, got Mammon arrested, hid Levi's Ruri body pillow, little things really!
[Camera catches Asmo cuddling next to you]
CM: "You seem very fond of them!"
"I am! Oh maybe we can do like a one year WEDDING special later on!?"
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Beel:
"Just don't get in my way I guess."
He wasn't really on board with the idea but not much he could do
His crew had an average time with him, he was easy and chill to film
They caught him doing a lot of activities like, cooking/baking, sports, gaming, it was surprising to viewers
His work out clips got a lot of views too, he was a busy demon
They filmed him helping around the house, even cleaning your room and leaving you little gift snacks
CM: "Wow, snacks? You must really like ___!"
"Yeah. I love them. I want to give them the world."He confidently admitted, smiling brightly
Had high ratings in the polls, the show gave everyone a new perspective of him who wasn't just a gluttonous beast
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Belphie:
CM: "Is he breathing?"
"Zzz..."
The crew had an easy but boring time with him
There's only so many hours of a sleeping Belphie you can record
The were some soft serene moments with him,Beel and you, gazing at the stars
[Camera catches him sleeping, smiling and mumbling something about you]
CM (poking): "Belphie wanna share what you were dreaming about? We heard you call their name. "
"Only if the network agrees to air it unfiltered. It will be very descriptive."
CM:
CM: "That's a wrap guys."
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⬦You might also like: MC's Livestream
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viccz · 1 year
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Lucifer having a crush on you.
Lucifer Supremacy ✊ !non gender specific mc!
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He knew he liked you when he started thinking about you constantly. Shopping on Azukon he wonders, what would MC like? Doing his paperwork he wonders, what would MC do if they were here? He’s always buying you things, praising you, giving you special treatment, and so much more. With all of that, he finally realized that he loves you.
At first, he feels that his feelings are distracting. He has work to do, he can’t be focused on a human. He tries to avoid meeting up with you in the halls, talking with you for too long, spending one on one time with you. It’s terrible, he misses being with you. He’d do anything just to forget these feelings and only view you as just an ordinary human. But he can’t. He can’t because you are no ordinary human. You’re his human.
He finally accepted his feelings for you. He doesn’t exactly know what to do about it though. What if you don’t love him as well? What if you like one of his brothers? He becomes worried. Very worried. But all of these thoughts leave him when he sees the way you stare at him.
It was during dinner when he noticed you staring. He was simply drinking his demonus when his eyes link with yours. Your soft eyes looking into his. You looked so wanting. Blush crept onto your face. You quickly look away, hiding your face from him, acting like nothing happened. That’s when he realized that you must care for him too. There’s been so many other signs. The way you covet his attention, the way your arms linger while hugging him, the way your eyes shy away from his while talking to him.
A few days later, he couldn’t stand it anymore. He needs you to be his. He yearns for your love. For your praise. Your taste. He was ready to tell you how he feels. So don’t even attempt the way you feel, he already knows you love him back. (also you’ll totally break my mans heart 😪” So, when you were conversing with Levi and Asmo, he interrupted.
“MC. Come to my room in 20. We need to discuss something important.”
Levi and Asmo looked at you. While Levi looked worried, Asmo looked at you mischievously.
“Oooh! MC! What’s going on with you and Lucifer?~”
You scoffed at him. You walked away from them both, rushing to your room to practice praying for forgiveness. You were fully convinced that you were gonna get some kind of punishment.
Lucifer hurriedly took off his clothes and slid on his robe. He set up some music and poured the both of you some demonus. The wait was excruciating. He needed you so much. He kept glancing at the time, awaiting the time you were supposed to arrive.
“…Lucifer? Can I come in?”
He got up and opened the door for you. Basically pulling you in with how he grabbed you. He sat you down on his couch. You looked so jittery, and yet, he could sense a hint of desire in your eyes.
“Please, have a drink MC.”
You were a bit skeptical. The music..the demonus..his outfit. What’s he playing at? Is he trying you make you melt with all of this romance? You awaited what was to come.
You two talked for a bit. Laughing about the brothers shenanigans. Discussing how school was going. Don’t think he didn’t notice you slowly inching closer to him. Once you were close enough, he placed his hand on your upper leg. You both then sort of froze and looked into each others eyes. He cleared his throat and said..
“ MC, about what I called you here for..well..how do I put this. I care deeply about you MC. So much that I dare to even say that I love you. I feel like i’ve known you for eons. So tell me, darling. Do you..love me back..?”
You were stunned. You couldn’t believe this. He really feels the same? He had you scared for a second! That jerk! But a beautiful jerk. Oh Diavlo,, what do you say?
“I..I love you too, Lucifer..”
He smiled. He quickly embraced you. He rested his head in the crook of your neck. He was breathing heavily, as if he had been holding his breath. You wrapped your arms around him too. Both relived that the other feels the same way.
You stayed in his room for the rest of the night. Drinking demonus and speaking sweet nothings into each others ears. He felt full of pride. You were finally his lover. He absolutely adores you.
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mwaaahahahahaha this was fun to write. Hope you guys enjoy this one 👾👾👾
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beelsbignaturals · 10 months
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🦂DEMON FORMS: ASMODEUS 💄
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AN: Unfortunately, the concept of hypnosis is a major theme for my OCD so I can't really write him as creepy as I want to. Alas, I tried. Fucked up Asmo supremacy. also I was tryna keep this sfw in terms of *spicy* content bc thats for a different post hehehe. As always, feel free to check out my obey me world building tag for more demon headcanons and since con is over I can work on requests!
Inspiration for this part: literally everyone who has ever drawn Asmo with a scorpion tail like he DESERVES also @noecoded bc they have the BEST Asmo art ever. Also @princessasmosprincess has been such a major help in writing this! ily Michi 😘 thank u for letting me pick ur brain bby
TWs: Bugs (scorpions), mind manipulation, alcohol (part 4), vauge reference to nsfw stuff (part 3), demons being demons, body horror? Maybe?
● Level 1.5. you know, in the Percy Jackson books, how Aphrodite appears as whatever you think is most beautiful? Asmo is kinda like that. Not fully, but if you are more attracted to say, dark hair, he will have darker hair. (Cute note: if you fall in love with him for realsies, this stops happening, and you just see. Him.) Like Belphie, he is alot more… mental with how he freaks people out. Even without hypnotism, if he asks you to do something, you feel like you want to agree. Only Asmo can make you think taking out the garbage when it's his turn is YOUR idea. He glows under blacklights because… scorpion. His teeth look normal from a distance, but up close, you can see how sharp they are. His eyes shift through every possible color, changing each time he blinks. His pupils are heart shaped. He gets cold really easily and will make it everyone's problem.
"MC! I'm going to freeze to death, please, save me!" The overly dramatic Avatar of Lust drapes himself across your lap, intent of using you as a personal space heater. Nights in the Devildom just get so cold! His poor, beautiful heart can't handle the subzero temperatures! And of course the last argument between Levi and Mammon managed to complete destroy the heating system. So it's your solemn duty as Asmo's favorite human (don't tell Solomon) to keep him warm!
● Level 2. His nails get longer and sharper, and even when talking, it sounds like he's singing. If he actually starts singing, you will find yourself dancing or lulled into a false sense of security depending on the song. He actually caused the dancing plague this way! He is capable of using his carapace as a sort of natural corset, controlling each segment to give himself the desired silhouette. Somehow, Asmo is wonderful at knowing exactly what you desire. Not just in a sexual way, he can figure out your ambitions after one conversation. If he decides to talk to you, everything else will kind of...fade away. How can you focus on anything when his eyes fade from pink to purple to blue... What were you talking about again?
Asmo thought the house was empty, that it was safe for him to sing without consequence. Unfortunately, you came home early, which led to the awkward incident where you began dancing the moment you walked inside. At first, you thought you were hit by some curse, screaming in surprise as your body moves on its own. Hearing your shrieks, Asmo rushes downstairs, fussing over you. Luckily, you weren't under his spell long, so when he stopped singing, you stopped dancing. He was very apologetic after that.
● Level 3. He grows several extra limbs on his sides. They are small little insect legs that are basically useless. He likes to annoy his brothers by tickling them with his weird lil bug arms. But otherwise, Asmo is EXTREMELY self conscious about them because bugs aren't stereotypically cute. He can keep his wings bc they are cute. BUT HE ALSO HAS A SCORPION TAIL. The stinger is heart-shaped. It's adorable. It also has venom capable of making you so horny you die! Which is... slightly less adorable.
It was quite the sight, seeing Asmo, shirtless with several small arachnid limbs, covered in a hard exoskeleton as he chases Satan around the house, claiming he needs to be less grumpy. Satan threw a pillow at his brother, causing you to laugh. Bad move. Now Asmo has locked his eyes on his next target. You.
● Level 4. You know how so many Greek monsters are giant creatures with the face of a beautiful woman? That's Asmo. He has the body of a scorpion-if a scorpion was the size of a horse - and face so gorgeous, you might cry or go blind. He sings so sweetly to lure in prey. Basically, he's a siren-scorpion monster from hell! He usually won't take this form because, honestly, he thinks it's ugly. So for the most part you are only going to see a scorpion with Asmo's face scuttling around if he is feeling particularly emotional. Like when he gets a little bit too tipsy and his insecurities plague his mind.
It was rare Asmo would get properly drunk. At least the type of drunk where he is miserable. Usually it's a very... drunk girl in the club bathroom who just LOOOVES your shoes and wants to know who did your eyelash extensions 🥺 sort of energy. So hearing straight up wailing from his room after a long night at the Fall was...unexpected. What was even more surprising, was what you found when you opened his door to try and comfort the demon. A large scorpion with the head of the Avatar of Lust, standing in front of a broken mirror with mascara streaming down his face. You only hesitate a moment before making your presence known. Asmo starts to cry more, sobbing about how terrible he feels having you see him like this. In the form that he considers the definition of ugly. You are quick to reassure him, naming each thing you find beautiful about his more demonic looking self. Like the way his armored body catches the light, reflecting rainbows across each segment. Or how his stinger is heart shaped. Or the fact that even without proper hands, his hair and makeup is still flawless. Aside from minor damage due to his tears. Soon enough, you have a giant scorpion sleeping on your lap like an overgrown cat. You decide not to mention it in the morning.
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diavolosboobies · 11 months
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Full Age HC time (Human Years) (As of the og game)
Lucifer is definitely close to his mid fifties. I'd safely say he's 53 and I promise you'll see why in just a moment. Also old man Luci supremacy. He has grey hair and his bones snap crackle and pop.
While you may think I'm going to say Mammon is like 40, you're wrong. Mammon is the key defining factor in their ages. Lucifer and Mammon show a significant maturity gap and a bond not from two individuals close in age but close experience wise leading me to believe Lucifer played a part in raising his younger brother while he himself was still young. Mam is around 35
Adding on, Levi and Mam have similar maturity level, meaning they were likely both raised by Luci. Also I'm pretty sure it's canon that Luci got him into anime. He's 34
Asmo once more shows a gap in maturity though not as large as Mam and Luci. Likely he was cared for by Levi and Mam when Luci was busy, explaining their "Ew, love you though" relationship. He's like 27 at the least
The twins are pretty easy honestly. Definitely 25. No explanation needed. They act like babies in one way or another
Tan is hardest to pin because based on what you believe, he was born during or after the Celestial War. Personally though, he was born after in the grief and wrath of loss. In addition my clues for this placing include the fact that the twins were old enough to not only know Lilith but understand the gravity of her death. That the youngest they were like 6. Therefore I'm pinning Tan tan at around barely 20. It kinda fits the way he acts in game too
In conclusion, Satan is a fortnite kid.
Some of the ages are a little wonky but they're wonky and in my heart being so honest, Satan and Luke are close in age. He's like 9 personally but I wanted to be nice to all the Satan Simps
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lunaslemons · 7 months
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[Obey me Night bringer spoilers]
FUCKING CLIFFHANGER OMG
I guess next week we will know what the hell Solomon did to piss off barbs
But I kinda enjoyed what they did with asmo? I do wish they explored more on how the brothers indulge in their sins and them basking in it being self destructive/destructive but I understand they can’t really shove the 7 of them doing that into all of it plus MC making pacts/other shit.
I wanna talk about this lesson, first off...
SHIT WORKED ON LUCIFER...TWICE
I like how hes not "as strong" as he is in og as curses and his brothers powers don't really work on him but quickly gains immunity if it does only for it not not work again if it's stronger
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Bro also turned everyone into a frog then cockblocked them from getting a kiss from MC after setting it up
And...
Mean Asmo yesssss (pretty tame but a wins a win)
I also love how asmo did a complete 180 after he saw that MC was getting more attention than him that was great
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Also Solomon defending MC and taking it more seriously after he called MC a nuisance was funny
AND QUEEN ASMO SUPREMACY FUCK YEAH (honestly the highlight of the lesson)
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And some funny things,
Sol really wants Lucifer to find a way to kill him I swear
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And I just wanted add this screen shot cuz...👀 👀
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I really hope next lesson will be good because I want to see solomon and barbatos interact and asmos trauma shit. I enjoy all the characters and asmo has been getting the short end of the stick lately so I hope they continue to do him justice because this was more they did with him than they since og season 1 and I think season 2? (I can't really remember) I just want them to be more than I love "X" thing over and over
yes Im referring to Beel sorry I love him but devs please bring back season 1 Beel
Note: I love season 1 of og obey me so I know I'm making unfair comparisons sorry, it has drama I live for it and the characters feel fresh
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