MC: It’s dark in here

Asmo: Don’t worry darling I got this

Asmo: *Stomps his feet*

Asmo: *Skechers light up*

Asmo: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*

Asmo: Let’s get this party started

Simeon: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Asmodeus: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

Asmo to MC: I dare you to—

Lucifer: MC isn’t allowed to accept dares.

MC: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety”

Asmo: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

MC is on their period

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Yeah, I’m suffering so I cope writing this

Warnings: mentions of menstruation… and that’s all I guess?

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan

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Lucifer

• He did his research about humans for the exchange program, but it took him a little off guard when he walked into your room and was greeted by the smell of blood and the sight of you curled up under the bedsheets.
• Are you okay? Did someone hurt you? What happened?
• You briefly explain to him you’re not hurt, just in your period
• Is not that comprehensive at first; he might think you’re overreacting
• It can’t be that bad right?
• WRONG.
• He softens up once he notices how bad you’re feeling and actually offers to spend more time with you in order to take care of you.
• Lets you sit on his lap while he does paperwork so you can be close
• Will probably allow you to not go to RAD only if the pain is so bad you can’t move
• Overall, he takes care of you as much as he can and tries to make you feel better.

Mammon

• Freaks out when he notices your pained expression and the smell of blood coming from you
• Ready to kill a bitch
• Calms down when you explain no one hurt you, but is still very confused about what’s happening to you
• Brings you some food and stays in bed with you
• VERY disgusted when he looks up in the internet about menstruation
• You bleed EVERY month???? For 3-7 days???? Aren’t humans supposed to DIE if they bleed too much?????
• Doesn’t know what to do but tries his best to make you feel better.
• Will ask Solomon if there’s a spell to help you ease the pain
• He just wants you to stop suffering :(

Leviathan

• Barged into your room to drag you to his for an anime marathon but stopped as soon as he noticed you were in pain
• Who hurt his Henry?
• Another one that’s ready to kill a bitch
• “I’m just having period cramps”
• OH, it’s like that anime […]
• Actually was more prepared than his older brothers. Asks what you need and orders it from Akuzon so he can stay by your side taking care of you
• You two will probably end up not going to RAD and stay home watching anime until you feel better

Satan

• Finally someone who uses reasoning before assuming you’re hurt
• “Are you on your period?”
• May Diavolo bless this demon, he always has everything you need
• Takes care of you mostly by staying by your side and reading to you as a distraction
• Doesn’t let you skip classes unless you’re in real pain (AKA “are you dying? No? Then go to class)
• Don’t misunderstand him, he’s just worried your grades might go down
• Give him puppy eyes and there’s a chance he’ll actually let you stay home to rest
• If you can’t go to RAD, he will take notes for you and do your homework for with you.

fluff prompts 5 + 7

obey me! shall we date?: asmodeus

ASMO ASMO ASMO also hi my day was great homeboy how about you

i watched the first case from the great pretender :):):):) i love laurent so much

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HE’S BLUSHING OMG 🥺

I downloaded Reddit for ORV. I’m not disappointed.

Remember the original? Well now they are separated with a bit more ✨flair✨ for your viewing pleasure

WHO KNEW WE’D BE GETTING A LOVE CONFESSION SO SOON OMG 😳

Obey Me! Characters as things me and my friends have said (and very out of context) Part 7:

Solomon: you wanna prove jesus is real? give me his bones.

Levi: my elbow is sweating

Asmo: 30 year old CORPSE simp

Beel: leprechauns love us

Satan: legally blond, bitch

Belphie: i wanna lick sangwoo’s ashes

Mammon: my horniness just went from here to here in a matter of nanoseconds

Lucifer: what the fuck

Simeon: don’t say oh my god. that’s as bad as the f word. say oh my gosh

Diavolo: i suffer from bigtittyitis

Barbatos: i’m not your slave

Luke: you’ve never seen icarly????

Thought process about the brothers.

Lucifer

• Oh man sugar daddy vibes
• Wait wait…he’s gay
• Fuuuuck. He’s gay for Diavolo.
• Nah bro I can’t go for him I ship him with Diavolo too much.
• WHY DID HE TRY TO KILL ME
• Honestly every time he came on screen to talk to me privately I felt like I did something wrong.
• Lol if he’s gonna kill me anyway why not just go for it?
• I was even too scared to flirt with him.
• Seems to care for me though.
• Thanks bro, how’d you know I was stressed?
• I should get close to Diavolo so he won’t kill me.

Mammon

• Who does he think he is? What does he think he’s doing?
• I’m gonna show him I’m better than him just you wait
• Wait is he in love with me?
• No for real, it was so awkward
• I spent the first half of the game trying to be better than Mammon in this one sided enemity
• And he had the audacity to fall in love with me?
• Well what do I do now?
• He ended up growing on me because of how attached and cute he was.
• Stop bullying him!!!
• Proceeds to bully him myself.

Leviathan

• He looks like he’d be fun to tease with…
• Lmaoooo he hates me? Ok then.
• Oooh a fellow otaku? That changes things
• How dare he call me a normie!? I’ll show him-
• What a tsundere, even more fun to anger.
• I got a bit scared when he got angry at me ngl
• Wait, he’s actually pretty cute??
• Oh nooooo don’t put yourself down like that!!!
• You deserve so much dammit.
• Still fun to tease, just to see him blushing.
• I want to hug him and stuff.
• It’s weird how he makes me soft.

Satan

• He’s sus
• What an unsettling smile
• I’m gonna stay away from him.
• And I did for a long time until the body swap arc.
• Oh? He likes cats and books too
• The Lucifer slander is iconic
• Oh man he’d totally go ahead and be a stripper just because Lucifer said he can’t
• Man I’d love to sit down with him and discuss various pranks and books.
• He seems quite romantic I like that.
• He’s pretty sweet, and for some reason looks more sane than the rest.
• Oh shit he’s a bottom.

Asmodeus

• Decided to stay away from him from the start
• Idk he seemed creepy
• I still want to leave, but not as much as before.
• I actually want a backstory about his past lovers and him.
• He has a pact with Solomon? What a red flag.
• Seems like a fun person to gossip and fangirl over cute things with.
• But also seems like he would moan in my ear whenever I hug him.
• He seems to be fond of me, oh well then.
• I’d like to go shopping with him, he’d know what suits me better than myself.
• Either he’ll insult my body, or he’ll encourage my body.
• Very neautral vibes.

Beelzebub

• Oh is he always that one hungry guy?
• How stereotypical.
• Until I started talking to him more.
• SO PRECIOUS
• MY PROTECTIVE INSTINCTS JUMP IN.
• He’s literally….so…nice???
• Please pat my head with those huge hands of yours.
• He may not be the smartest, but he’s the most loving.
• Love me a man who’d tell me to eat and give me food.
• But he’ll take my food too, guess I’ll jave to work with that.
• THAT CUTE THING WHERE I GET TO SIT ON HIS BACK WHILE HE DOES PUSH UPS.
• He’s always there for everyone.
• The one I would go to for a hug.

Belphegor

• I did not want to go up the stairs
• I did not want to get involved.
• He seems pretty okay, he’s trying to talk things out with Lucifer and unite again huh?
• Oh he doesn’t like humans.
• What an emo drama queen.
• Maybe he’ll like me when I get him out of there.
• I’m not very far, but so far I’m not wild about him.
• But I’ve known him more from events for now.
• Why is he suddenly acting so evil? Why are there more problems than I thought?
• WAIT WHY DID HE KILL ME?

I should really draw him more often–

DTIYS was for @/auxr.el on Instagram

“…” Asmodeus couldn’t help but cringe inwardly as the child had fallen asleep against him and he didn’t have the energy to move him.

Obey me: Dance

Lucifer:

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Mammon:

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Leviathan:

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Satan:

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Asmodeus:

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Beelzebub:

Originally posted by photografya

Belphegor:

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Diavolo:

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Barbatos:

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Solomon:

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