MC: It’s dark in here
Asmo: Don’t worry darling I got this
Asmo: *Stomps his feet*
Asmo: *Skechers light up*
Asmo: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*
Asmo: Let’s get this party started
Simeon: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Asmodeus: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
Asmo to MC: I dare you to—
Lucifer: MC isn’t allowed to accept dares.
MC: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety”
Asmo: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
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Yeah, I’m suffering so I cope writing this
Warnings: mentions of menstruation… and that’s all I guess?
Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan
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Solomon: you wanna prove jesus is real? give me his bones.
Levi: my elbow is sweating
Asmo: 30 year old CORPSE simp
Beel: leprechauns love us
Satan: legally blond, bitch
Belphie: i wanna lick sangwoo’s ashes
Mammon: my horniness just went from here to here in a matter of nanoseconds
Lucifer: what the fuck
Simeon: don’t say oh my god. that’s as bad as the f word. say oh my gosh
Diavolo: i suffer from bigtittyitis
Barbatos: i’m not your slave
Luke: you’ve never seen icarly????
I should really draw him more often–
DTIYS was for @/auxr.el on Instagram
“…” Asmodeus couldn’t help but cringe inwardly as the child had fallen asleep against him and he didn’t have the energy to move him.