#asmodeus obey me
If this ain’t the first face I see in sex hell, I’m movin to heaven 😔👌🏼
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Can you do the brothers reacting to S.O. MC always having an unidentifiably "familiar" scent and then finding a spray bottle with the brother's perfume in it, diluted so that it doesn't overpower MC's but still gives them a subtle trace of the brother's scent? Which brothers do you expect would take up the practice so that they always have MC's scent lingering on them?
I think demons and angels would have a better sense of smell than humans so wearing one of the brother’s perfumes would be like Mc marking themself as the demon’s partner.
It’s not foolproof of course, after all, other demons can buy the same perfume. But between the brothers, Diavolo and Barbatos everyone wears different scents so it would be clear to all of them whos perfume you are wearing.
Lucifer has been using the same cologne for several decades now. It’s honestly surprising that it hasn’t gone out of style, or become associated with old people(Like how certain human colognes or perfume is only used by your grandparents). It’s distinctive but elegant and simple enough to be timeless.
Lucifer first notices how your scent is oddly familiar a few weeks after you return to the Devildom with Solomon.
Something about your new scent is immensely gratifying to his senses.
It makes his pride flare, and he finds himself far less worried about his brothers or Diavolo trying to steal you away.
Much to his embarrassment, Lucifer finds himself nuzzling into your neck as if to scent you while trying to identify the change.
It’s early yet and you’re still curled up asleep in his bed when he finds the simple-looking perfume bottle on your desk as he is fetching you a fresh set of clothes to change into.
He stops to examine the bottle, thinking that perhaps he should bring this to you as well. Although he loathes to let you cover up his scent.
He opens the bottle to ensure it won't completely overpower his scent on you, and for a moment he thinks he must have used a bit too much of his own perfume this morning. He sniffs it again and realizes that while it is similar to his own scent, it’s different. Muddled, diluted with something, water, and perhaps a bit of your own perfume/cologne.
His lips curl into a smirk as he realizes that he’s caught his cologne thief. He’d assumed that he’d simply misplaced a bottle of his cologne but now realizes that you must have taken it back to the human realm with you and made this.
Lucifer falls in love with you all over again. He is so enamored with the idea that you want to smell like him, essentially letting other demons and angels know that you are his.
When you wake, he is sitting next to you. Still smug. Pride radiating off him in self-satisfied waves. Toying with your perfume bottle. “Mc, my dear, if you would like to let others know you are taken I would be happy to mark you more clearly.”
You swear he likes to fluster you just for his own enjoyment.
“When this is gone,” he says holding up the perfume bottle “you are welcome to more of my cologne, you needn't resort to thievery, my love.”
He won’t take up the practice himself, but if you have to be away from each other for an extended time he’ll ask for a bottle of your perfume/cologne to keep your scent fresh and near.
Mammon is snooping in your room again. Not to steal this time, he swears! It was just to figure out what kind of gift you’d like.
The perfume bottle looks expensive, so he picks it up. Thinking that buying you a new bottle might be a good gift.
It doesn’t have any labels so he opens it to see if he recognizes the fragrance.
He is so, so embarrassed to find out that it is a diluted version of his scent! Poor Mammon, he is so flustered when he finds out that he drops the bottle, shattering it on your bedroom floor.
Suddenly it all clicks into place for him. The reason he had been so much more protective of you. Why he had found himself resisting the urge to mark you as his more than he usually had to.
You’d been making yourself smell like him, marking yourself for him. Mammon is over the moon. You want to be his. You’re already together of course, but you want other demons to know you’re together.
It takes everything Mammon has to stop himself from going to get you right now. From bringing you to his room and marking you himself.
But he’s got a bigger problem to handle first. Your room is a mess, floor covered in glass and perfume and he’s got to fix this before you get back.
When you open your door Mammon is still trying to clean everything up and air out your room, you recognize the scent of the spilled perfume and you feel the embarrassment overwhelm you.
Mammon is looking at you, face red and stuttering out an apology. “I swear I wasn't trying to steal nothin'. I just-” He flounders gesturing to your desk “it was an accident Mc! Picked you up a new bottle of mine so you can…” if possible his face gets even redder.
“Mammon if you don’t like it I can stop.”
“What? No! Of course, you’d wanna smell like the great Mammon! Besides, I don’t want anyone else thinkin they can make a move on ya. You should keep doin it.”
Mammon won’t ask for any of your perfume/cologne but he will borrow(steal) a little of it every once in a while. Mostly when he’s going somewhere he can’t take you. It makes him feel closer to you. And it has the added benefit of preventing any demons from making a move on him, letting them know he’s taken.
Levi can’t quite put his finger on where he’s smelled your new perfume/cologne before.
It’s familiar, but he can’t place it no matter how hard he tries.
For some reason, it makes him less jealous when his brothers are around you. Like he doesn’t have to worry about you realizing they are better than him anymore.
Levi might not notice what your new scent is but his brothers sure do.
Asmo gives you knowing little winks and you could swear you’ve seen Mammon crinkle his nose in distaste at you.
Levi doesn’t figure out why your scent is so familiar until he finds you in his room pouring some of his perfume into a different bottle.
You’re startled when Levi takes the bottle from your hand and tilts your head to the side to smell your neck.
He takes a step back from you red to the tips of his ears “M-mc you-” He gapes at you for a moment “You can’t just do that without warning me!” he whines. “You know other demons can- my brothers can- it’s like you’re telling everyone you’re mine.”
“I know, Asmo gave me the idea. He said demons use their scent to mark their significant others. I’m sorry Levi, are you mad?”
“Mad? You want to smell like me, how could I be mad when I’ve wanted to-to mark you for months? I just didn’t want to...creep you out...with all that. Y-you can still use my cologne just ask. Thought you were Mammon stealing for a second.” He says covering his blushing face with his hands.
Levi is awake for a long time that night, even after you’ve long since drifted off curled up next to him in his bathtub bed. He’s caught up in the fact that you want to smell like him and he wonders if maybe he could do the same thing with your perfume/cologne.
Eventually, he’ll ask for some of your perfume/cologne but it’ll take him several weeks to finally blurt out the question.
Somehow your scent is different, more familiar.
It sets him at ease, like seeing you in his jacket or finding you sleeping in one of his shirts.
It clicks that you are using his scent when he notices how fast he is going through the bottle of his cologne.
His face heats up and oh my, you’re using his scent. That's why it was so familiar.
Once the surprise has passed, his lips curl up in a wicked grin.
Oh Mc, Satan is so pleased. He is so in love with you.
He has you meet him in his room to confront you. His cologne in hand, lips curled up in a smirk. “Is there something you’d like to tell me, Mc?”
You tell him about how you dilute his perfume with yours so that you smell a little like him and meekly apologize for stealing from him.
Satan’s smirk grows as you explain, and when you fall silent he pulls you into his arms. “I like having my scent on you kitten. But you know there are other ways I can leave my scent on you if you’d like?” he murmurs, kissing across your cheekbone and down your jawline.
He sounds so confident but there is proof of his own emotions in the red dusting his cheeks.
Satan might dilute some of your perfume/cologne if there is a particular reason he wants other demons to know he’s taken. Maybe an event he can’t bring you to or if there has been a particularly stubborn demon not taking no for an answer.
To be honest Satan would rather have you leave your scent naturally. By sleeping on his pillows or wearing his jacket.
If you have to go to the human realm without him for any length of time, Satan will pick up your habit and start diluting some of your chosen scent with his while you're gone.
It doesn’t take long for Asmo to figure out why your scent is so familiar.
He knows exactly how long a bottle of perfume will last him and has a sixth sense for knowing when someone has moved any of his beauty products.
“Mc, darling, it’s sweet that you want my mark on you but if you keep stealing from me I’ll have to punish you,” he sings.
“Is that a promise Asmo?”
He brings you your very own bottle of his cologne.
The fact that you dilute his scent with yours brings Asmo to his knees. It’s so cute! But also such a tease! He’d love to leave his scent on you in other ways too.
But first, he just wants to curl up and cuddle with you. Knowing that you want to advertise your relationship so openly makes him feel truly loved.
The feeling overwhelms Asmo and he is so, so happy that his feelings for you are returned just as strongly.
Asmo will definitely take up the practice so your scent always lingers on him as well.
Asmo is not ashamed or shy about your relationship and any demon who insinuates he should be is playing a dangerous game.
There is no hesitation in his voice when he asks for a bottle of your perfume/cologne in exchange for his.
He likes knowing his scent lingers on you and flaunts the fact that yours lingers on him.
Expect to exchange bottles of perfume on holidays.
Beel’s nose picks up the change in your scent immediately.
It’s familiar and yet hidden beneath your own scent just enough that he can’t place it.
This is frustrating for him because he’s never had so much trouble placing a scent before.
But he likes the addition as well.
In the end, it’s Belphie who rats you out to his twin. “You know I'm sure Beel would have more fun if he got to mark you himself, Mc.”
Beel puts down the muffin he’d had halfway to his mouth to look at you, realization flashing across his face.
He smiles happily at you, light blush dusting his face.
He’ll give you your own bottle of his cologne.
But he’ll also explain how having his scent linger on you is a way that demons mark their significant others. He wants to make sure you know that you are advertising your relationship to other demons.
When you assure him you’re ok with that he’ll ask if he can do the same with some of your perfume/cologne. That way other demons know he’s yours too.
Belphie notices right away.
It’s obvious that the new addition to your scent is his when you’re napping in his bed with him and the new portion of your scent blends seamlessly with the blankets and pillows around you.
Belphie gets a mischievous smirk on his face as he nuzzles his face in your hair. “There are better ways for you to wear my scent, Mc.”
He doesn’t stop you from using some of his perfume to dilute and mix with your own.
In fact, he encourages the practice.
He likes the fact that other demons will know who your heart belongs to.
With his scent lingering on you it’s very unlikely that other demons(his brothers) will make a move on you.
He won’t adopt the practice himself.
Not because he doesn’t want to, but because it’s a lot of work to dilute perfume so perfectly.
But if you were to make it for him, he would wear it everywhere.
He finds your scent calming, so having it linger on him would be very nice. Why else would blankets occasionally go missing from your bed?
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Hello! How have you been? Do you mind if I request headcanons of the Demon brothers with ganyu like mc?? Thank you!💕💕💕
Don’t mind at all! I gotchu bro
These ended up being so loNG bc Ganyu makes my brain go brrr
The Brothers With A Ganyu-Like Mc
Imagine his surprise when he and Diavolo summoned the new exchange student, only for them to have horns
Like Bruh??? Aren’t you supposed to be human??
Decided to go through with it anyway bc half still, technically, counts
Even if you protested all the way, claiming your job in the human world needs you. What’s so important about it, anyway?
He didn’t think much of you at first, but he quickly learns just how diligent and hard-working you are. What a surprise! And a welcome one, at that. Couldn’t hurt to have at least one other person in this cursed house with any responsibility
Parents of the House of Lamentation
However, when he sees you passed out at your desk, surrounded by unfinished papers and pens… he feels a little less thrilled about it
Is this what his brothers and Diavolo feel seeing him overworking himself? If so, he needs to stop it immediately
In the moment, he did the only thing he could do. Just carry you to bed and leave some food/water at near you
After that day, he couldn’t see you without also seeing signs of exhaustion and malnutrition. Are you really okay?
Never did he think that he would be the one urging another to take it easy and have some breaks. It’s a bit jarring to everyone else as well
He didn’t need your thanks. But when he woke up in his office to find a cup of tea in front of him, a blanket around his shoulders that hadn’t been there before, and a little note telling him not to overdo it? Maybe he craves it a little more than he’d like to admit
It kind of becomes an unspoken agreement between the two of you to always care for the other when they go overboard. Leaving eachother reminders, making food and drinks, carrying eachother to bed, etc etc
BIG clash at first bc you’re all about anti-tax evasion as part of your job and he’s… well…
Great, this human is no fun at all! Why are you so adamant about work?? What are you, another Lucifer???
Tbh, he found it a little annoying at first. Stop ignoring the great Mammon to get your papers done! Can’t you take a break once in a while and pay attention to him??
When that thought in particular crossed his mind, he nearly jumped. He doesn’t want the attention of some random human/adeptus whatever, what was he thinking?
However, all attempts to push those thoughts out of his mind remain futile. Instead, they only got stronger
You were growing on him, wether he liked it or not. There were times where he actually wanted to work and get something done, just to hear you praise him, to see that tired smile and relieved look when you find a document mysteriously finished, to hear that laugh when he finally convinces you to take a break after hours of begging
Homie’s addicted there’s no going back
He can and will drag you outside with him to go to a casino or a fair despite your protests. And most definitely finds every way in the book to trick you into getting into trouble with him
Constantly pestering you to get some sleepTM but tries to make it sound like he’s not fussing. It usually heads with him saying “I’m just worried about ya, ya know?” In a hushed, fragile voice, not being able to look you in the eye
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE THIS CHARACTER HE LIKES QUICK TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM RN—
He is most definitely not helping with your sleeping problems with all the all nighters he pulls with you, but at least it gets you away from work
There was a time during one of these all nighters when your head started to droop mid-game. He was too focused to notice until he felt a weight on his shoulder, and let’s just say my man really just ascended
On one hand it was like heck yeah!! Levi got touched!!! This is just like that one romance anime!! But on the other it’s just like how grossed out would you be when you woke up?? Are you going to think he’s weird for letting you stay there? What if you’re gonna awkwardly leave the room or, god forbid, get mad at him???
Overthinking to the MAX
He hears you mention your physical insecurities and he’s just like bro saaaaammmee but don’t do that
To be quite honest he feels horrible when he first learns of it. You? His Henry? Literally his favourite being in the 3 realms? Feels BAD about themselves???? Unacceptable. Blasphemous, even
Definitely angrily rants about it to his fish
Has to actually google ‘how to help a friend with their insecurity’ and probably uses some obscure wikihow page bc come on he can barely keep himself from spiralling into self hate let alone someone else
The next time he sees you, he stutters out some compliment about your clothes or eyes, wanting nothing more than to phase through the floor. But after the first 100 awkward moments, it started to become easy, almost automatic
However, when you started doing it back, oh boy
You’ve killed this man. His heart can’t take this. Are you trying to put him in a hospital bed??
Now, everytime you see eachother, there’s the mandatory exchange of compliments and nods of acknowledgment. Though, no matter how many times it happens, he can’t seem to shake that little flutter in his chest when he hears your beautiful words
Doesn’t care that much at first but he’s kinda curious about your horns—
He read about Adepti in one book about human religion, but maybe hearing it from a real one would be a bit more accurate
Might excitedly start asking you questions based off of what he read. He enjoys hearing old tales you have about the archon war and the creation of Liyue, actually, tell him again how you nearly got swallowed by a monster?
You guys often just sit in the same room together and just do your own thing, you working and him reading or watching a show. Occasionally you’ll comment on something or he’ll start humming to himself
One time, you joined in, singing or tapping along to his tune. The melody lasted a while, and when it was over, you exchanged a glance. Your smile in that moment is probably burned into his memory with a hot iron for the rest of eternity
You very rarely get angry, but when you do, he has to just stare in awe for a bit. You’re surprisingly scary and honestly? It’s very hot amusing to him
There was more than a few times where you stopped him from going on a rampage by simply Freezing His Ass to the ground and leaving him like that until he calms down. He can’t tell if it’s humiliating or appreciated
Guess you can say he’s cooling off LMAOO
Often tries to read aloud to you while you lay near him or with your head in his lap, trying to lull you to sleep
Has a weird fixation with poking at/stroking your horns
They’re just so smooth and cold to the touch… and you seem to like it with the way you casually lean into his hand like a cat, so what’s the harm?
Mammon’s pissed about it though
A lot of argument may have happened because of it. Just them going back and forth while you’re nodding off in the background
You gotta do it back tho. For balance, of course. He’ll shift into his demon form whenever, all you have to do is ask, darling!
Always puts a blanket around you when he finds you sleeping on the couch or wherever else you passed out, maybe even sits next to you and does his own thing, commenting on how cute you are when you finally wake up
Choosing outfits for eachother and having a little fashion show in his room. It took a lot of convincing on his part, but eventually, you were able to just have fun with him without worrying too much about your appearance in the moment
The same could be said for him. As confident as he is, he’s always fussing over his looks. I mean, if he wasn’t pretty anymore, would anyone want him? Would you want him?
Focusing on all the beautiful things about you, and trust me, there are a lot, helps him take his mind off of his own insecurities in a way. When around you, they simply don’t cross his mind until after you’re gone
Liked you instantly
He was just excited that you would often give him your unfinished food, simply stating that you weren’t hungry. He didn’t think much of it at first. Like, great! More for him!
Until, he started realizing that hey, you were sure giving him a lot… wait, are you eating enough??
One look at your exhausted face and he decided that you don’t. And that’s absolutely Unacceptable
He’s not even subtle about it, just straight up telling you to eat, or trying to fend off his own hunger to bring you snacks while you’re working. Even if a quarter of them are gone by the time he get to your room
He’ll apologize briefly, and sit down next to you to make sure you actually eat it. It doesn’t matter how fast you gain weight! It’s!! Not!!! HEALTHY!!!!
When he notices you struggling to stay awake, he will just,, pick you up and carry you to your bed or the nearest couch. You’re staying there till you get some rest
Loves watching you work. You’re just so cute deep in thought, tapping a pen against your chin. It increases tenfold once you start using the fountain pen he got you that matches his
Teach him archery! He’s heard that it’s a good upper body workout, bows are cool, and also, there’s the bonus of hanging out with you. No downsides!
He’ll teach you other weapons in return. He did guard the gates of the celestial realm as an Angel, maybe he had a battle axe or a large sword/claymore? In any case, he’ll be happy to show you how to use them in exchange for your marksmanship lessons!
Genuinely cannot fathom why somebody would willingly avoid sleep to do work
You must be a god if you can withstand that torture
He’s heard of adepti, and of Liyue, but he’d like for you to tell him more. He enjoys hearing about life in the human world, and you’ve spent thousands of years there, haven’t you?
Tries to tempt you into ditching work to come doze on the couch with him. You know that one post about seducing someone into healthy sleeping habits? Him
“Come on, wouldn’t you rather spend time with me? Unless, of course, work is more important. I understand, you don’t love me like I do you. Don’t worry, I’m used to being ignored.”
He will Manipulate Mansplain Manwhore his way into getting to nap with you
However, as you get used to his whining, it works less and less, much to his utter dismay
When you absolutely refuse, he’ll just sign dramatically and flop onto you’re bed to sleep alone. Mostly with the hopes that when you’re finished (haha the chances), you’ll join him, and he’ll wake up to you carding your fingers through his hair and softly kissing his forehead
Beel helps you eat, Belphie helps you sleep, the twins are the pinnacle of ‘take care of yourself, you have no choice’
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Hello there could I please request a make out session headcanons for Asmo, Leviathan, Mammon(separately) please?
Thank you and have a great day also take your time btw 💖
✨Thank you for your request and patience✨
A/n: I'm so happy that just in one day i got 3 requests- so thank you really much for this one✨♥️
Mammon, Leviathan and Asmodeus make out headcanons
You bet he has you in his lap and let's you grind against him
He practically has his hands all over you, very touchy touchy-
"You can thank the great Mammon later for this time"
He's so cocky about it, and doesn't even cares
He acts so bitchy but in the inside he really melts into your touch and just wants to kiss you forever and feel your lips ok his
Ayyyyy and if you try to take control and Dom him he's literally a puddle in your hands and begs for more from you
Almost every time you make out leads to something else~
But Mammon isn't someone who makes out with you everywhere
You're his and he doesn't likes to share his dear treasure with any other asshole and definitely not one of his brothers
He fought so hard for your heart yk
And Mammon likes it more to make out with you on the bed, couch or in his car
He also wouldn't mind walls too-
Fingering you while making out? Um, YES?!
Giving him a handjob while making out? YES!??!
70% of the make out sessions are on his gaming chair-
Yep, sit in his lap, grab the back of his head, moan into the kiss, he's all yours
You get him weak for you in just a few seconds
Lazy make outs? Mhm!!!! You both are sleepy but you still can't help to kiss each other and so you lazily move your tounges together maybe even drool a bit
Gentle and soft touches
He ghosts his hands over your hips, thighs and waist
Even let's you grab his hands and let them place wherever you want them~
Levi is someone who usually takes his time and isn't to rough with you
I can actually imagine you both had a lot of practice make out sessions to get used to each other
It was awkward at first but now he's a pro~
He can use his tounge just well~~~~~
First of all, not when his make up is fresh done or while he puts on his make up
Yes, everyone knows he's pretty all the damn time, he's a queen. But he puts time and effort in his make up yk
But on the other hand, you're so worth it ruining his make up ngl
And seeing your lips covered in his new lipstick with stains all over your neck too is just hot
We all know Asmo is a pro at everything that has to do with fashion, make up and of course sexual stuff
There's no need to be scared of Asmo being a pro because he teaches you everything you need to know with such a patience and will praise you for your work
Could make out with you actually any second if you're up to it
Gladly leaves marks on you too, and wouldn't mind some marks on him as well
Everybody already knows you both belong together but, well-
Is he vocal? Yes, and he isn't ashamed of that
You make him feel good and he loves you so why should he be quiet about it?
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Had to get this out of my mind.
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Part of the Replaced MC au, here's what happened when the boys realized you left (except for Belphi and Beel...maybe)
“Good morning Mina,”
“How’d ya sleep?”
“You look gorgeous today!”
Beel and Belph silently scowled as they are, none of them noticed MC wasn't here. They were enraptured by the new exchange student to notice the one who brought their family together was up and gone. It wasn't until halfway through breakfast when Lucifer got a call on his DDD.
“Who is it Luci?”
“Lord Diavolo, I wonder what he wants, he normally informs me of matters at school,” he answers the phone, leaving the room to speak with him privately. The room seems quiet until someone finally says it.
“Where’s MC? They're missing breakfast..”
“Maybe they decided to sleep in, they have been pretty lazy recently. Always lounging around.” Mina pipes up making most of the boys at the table laugh. Most of them.
“Yeah! Maybe MC should become the a start of sloth, right Belph-” when Asmo goes to look at his youngest brother, he notices his small scowl and the sad look in his eyes almost immediately.
“I'm not hungry, I'm gonna head off to school, you want my food Beel?”
“Yeah I'll take it to go.” the twin replies as he gave both plates, downing the food on his way out the door. The others watch in amazement as the two walk out, just in time for Lucifer to storm back in. Deep in thought as he puts his DDD away.
“Luci is everything -”
“We should all get going, we're gonna be late for school.”
“What about MC?”
He stops in his tracks, fists suddenly clenched tight as he spoke.
“They will no longer be residing here during the exchange program.”
“Its been brought to my attention that MC feels like they're getting nothing out of living there anymore, so until we can find a replacement they will stay with me.”
“L-Lord Diavolo its fine, it's no trouble I can-”
“I think you've done enough Lucifer, it's out of your hands now.”
He let's out a small sigh, recounting what Diavolo said to him.
“He said MC wasn't thriving here anymore, so they'll be moved. Now get to school.”
Asmo blew up your phone that day, demanding to you text him and tell him when you left and why you didn't say anything. But he got no response. He tried calling, but he was immediately denied. He knows he hasn't been exactly present recently...or fair...or even kind, but you'd get over it soon right?
“Asmooo, you said we were going to do a self-care day today!”
“Quiet, I'm trying to text someone...” he started blowing Mina off just to stalk your social media. Looking over all your happy photos, a big smile on your face as you tried one of Barbs cakes.
When was the last time he saw that smile? When was the last time he caused it?
He felt like shit, and no amount of self-care was going to fix it.
Satan suffered a great deal too, spending his nights reading all the books you had bought him. The same ones he allowed Mina to call childish. The same ones that comforted him on bad days like this.
“Wha- you said we were gonna-”
He refuses to give Mina anymore time, starting to blame her for your leaving. He knows he's so to blame though, he never said anything...he allowed it. Now he's forced to pay the price.
Levi was also one to stalk your social media, feeding his envy as well as her self depreciation.
They look so much happier...
Happier than I made them...I’m a horrible friend...
Still let's Mina hang around his room, but he barely acknowledges her. Until one time she asked to play.
“No, the saved files are all used up.” it was the same game him and MC pulled an all-nighter to win. He hadn't played it since you both won, now he just wants to for nostalgia's sake.
“Seriously? What about this one I mean it's not like MC is gonna-”
“NO!” he snaps at Mina before briefly kicking her out. He didn't want to be around anyone, he just wanted MC back.
Mammon felt the guiltiest out of all of them. He was your first, he was supposed to protect you! The only person who could find any good in him, gone. He never felt so lonely, even with the annoyed girl sitting next to him, arms crossed.
“Cmoooon, let's go to the casino! That would cheer you up right?”
“I just wanna lay here Mina, I wanna lay here and wait until MC comes back.”
“What if MC doesn't come back? You've still got me.”
“Mina...its different, MC isn't just some student anymore. They never were, they were so much more...y’know? They just...made the room feel nice...” he feels himself tear up, not realizing how cold the room could feel with his human.
“Just...go away, I need some space.”
Lucifer was up late, working when Mina came in, requesting to sit on his lap while he worked.
Finally, a brother who still wanted her. She always thought she had Lucider wrapped tighter than the others, after all he doted on her ever since she got here!
Of course he'd want me and not them.
As she sits there, playing with his tie, she notices a yawn accompanied by a chuckle.
“Its getting late, you should head off to your room.”
“Awwww do I have to?”
“Yes, I'm afraid some may talk if they find you in my bed..”
“You’re no fun~”
He laughs, leading Mina to the door before muttering under his sleepy breath.
“Maybe another time, goodnight MC....”
With that he closed his door, leaving Mina there, eyes wide and face flushed with emotions. In his sleep-induced haze...he thought she was you.
They wanted you...not her.
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When you heard a knock at the palace door that night, you rubbed the sleep from your eyes to go see who it could be.
At such a ridiculous hour too...
When you open the door, Mina stands there, tears streaming down her face as she glares at you. It was far too early to fight, but you were ready to make an exception and lay this bitch out. That was until she spoke.
“MC...you need to go home.”
“The house, the boys...they want you...no, they need you. It's always been you.”
“You could've fooled me, had them under your thumb the whole time here, what changed?”
“The moment you left the whole week they've just been...so depressed, they don't even hang out with me anymore...look, I'm sorry I stole your demon boys away, but in the end if it were me leaving...I know they wouldn't act this way.”
You sigh, and against your desire to slam the door in her face, you let her inside.
The next morning Mina requests to go back to the human world, which Diavolo doesn't fight her on. Even being kind enough to clear her memories. When she's gone you're asked if you'd like to stay in the palace or give the House of Lamentation another shot.
If you do go back, things may be a lot different, the boys may be a lot more clingy and/or possessive (maybe even bordering on yandere). Who knows?
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pairing: lucifer x gn!reader, asmodeus x gn!reader (platonic)
a/n: this is part two to the “am i not good enough for you?” “you never were.” lucifer fic bc a few people wanted it 😁. thank you so much for all your feedback! it really keeps me going! 💞 this was not proofread btw lol.
parts —> one two three
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you had never been so broken up in your whole life.
you’ve been though this before, a break up that is, if that’s what you would call this situation— and yeah, they hurt for a while, but you eventually get back on your feet with a bandaid over your heart.
this felt completely different, this wasn’t the same. instead of simply cracking your heart into two, it felt as if someone ripped it out of your chest, slammed it onto the floor, and stomped on it over and over again until it was ground down into nothing but microscopic pieces of glass.
to put it simply, the pain you felt was unbearable, damaging, permanent, unrepairable.
the post had been deleted about a day after you confronted lucifer about his comment since the ‘rumor’ to the public went by being completely shut down by the prideful demon himself.
just the thought of it made you sick all over again.
a part of you was relieved to not have all that shit he said about you all over the internet anymore— but it was due to do it’s damage in no time.
and that’s why the other part of you felt distressed with a mixture of the heartbreak lucifer drowned you with. you couldn’t think straight, you had too many emotions flooding you at the same time. you didn’t want to go out anymore, you didn’t want to face or talk to anyone. you didn’t want to do anything.
so you stayed in your room.
it wasn’t long before the brothers noticed what was going on with you, and all of them tried to make you feel better the best they could. you wouldn’t attend dinner because you didn’t want to see lucifer, so one of the brothers brought food to your room every night, looking almost as distressed as you.
you didn’t know if they saw what lucifer said or not, but if they did, they never mentioned it.
a knock on your bedroom door made you glance in the direction before uncurling yourself from the fetal position you were in on your bed, standing to your feet with a slight wobble before padding over to the door to swing it open. on the other side of the door was asmodeus with a plate of food and a worried smile.
he frowned slightly upon seeing your pitiful state, but tried to smile for you anyway. “there you are, y/n. hungry?” the demon assumed, holding out the plate for you to take.
you eyed the food before taking it from him, mumbling a small dull ‘thanks’ before turning away to walk back into your room, but you didn’t get far before asmo spoke up again.
“y/n, dear?” he called for you, an uncertain edge to his tone. you turned slightly to look back at him, indicating you were listening.
asmo hesitated before continuing, “do you mind if i came in and talked with you for a bit?”
your eyes casted-downwards, knowing for certain that he’d probably criticize the state of your room if you let him in. the demon seemed to sense your conflict, and quickly added right afterwards—
“just for a few minutes! i miss you an awful lot, so much that it’s been breaking out my beautiful skin. so, please?”
you frowned as you thought it over, not really liking the idea, but let him in your room anyway with a small nod, and you could see his expression light up before he followed you into your room.
the quite sound of footsteps entering your room was quickly followed with a short gasp, and you glanced over at asmo to see him looking around your room in disgusted surprise. you didn’t really expect anything less from him.
there were clothes strewed across the room and tossed into piles, there were dirty dishes stacked beside your nightstand because you refused to go out, the drawers of your dresser had been spilling with the disorderly placed amount of clothes that you couldn’t be bothered with fixing, and your bed hadn’t been made in forever.
asmodeus witnessed every aspect of your room, turning as he did until he met your awaiting gaze, and he stepped up to you with a troubled look in his eyes.
“oh, sweetie,” he cooed sorrowfully, curling a knotted lock of hair around his finger as he took in your appearance now that it was more clear in front of him. “you look horrible.”
you scoffed, looking away from him with an eye roll. “thanks.”
“this is what happen when you stray away from my skincare routine, what did i tell you about taking care of yourself?” asmo snickered, trying to lighten the mood— but when he saw there wasn’t even a trace of amusement on your features, the demon hummed quietly, clicking his tongue. “are you ever going to come out of your room? it gets lonely without you.”
“i think you guys are just fine without me.” you remark bitterly.
“don’t be silly, dear.” asmodeus tsked, “besides, what about R.A.D?”
“what about it?” you deadpanned, and asmo gave you a look.
“you haven’t been to class in so long, your grades and attendance are starting to suffer because of it… it won’t be long before lucifer has no other choice but to do something.”
you felt yourself crack a little at just the mention of the other’s name, and you glared are asmo sharply before shoving away his hand from your hair. “i don’t care about lucifer.”
dragging yourself over to your bed, you plopped down on the mattress, lifting up your knees to bury your face in them. “if you only came here to lecture me, you can leave now.”
asmo watched you with concern, his brain trying to think up words for what to say next, something that would make you feel at least a little better.
the demon silently walked over and sat beside you on your bed, but you hadn’t even glanced up at him. he knew what he needed to say next, but he was nervous you’d react badly to it.
taking a deep breath, asmodeus placed a gentle hand on your back and decided to bite the bullet. “i.. we saw the post on devilgram.. about you and lucifer.”
he felt you stiffen beneath him and slightly lift you head to look up at him, “we?”
asmo nodded in confirmation, “we all did. and we saw what he said about you.”
you broke eye contact with him and rested your chin back on your knees, suddenly feeling the suffocating bubble of embarrassment envelope you. “oh.”
asmo scooted closer to you, draping an arm across your back to console you, lifting the same hand to comb through your messy hair. “now, darling, me and you both know— you didn’t deserve that, not one bit.”
you could feel tears brimming at the corners of your eyes, and you nodded vigorously. “..damn right i didn’t.” you mumbled with a pout.
the demon felt himself smile before continuing, “and as much as i want to tear into him for hurting you, i know he’s suffering the same as you are.”
you let out a wet laugh before sniffling, wiping the tears from your cheeks with your knees. “suffering as in his pride?”
asmo would have agreed with you if this were about anything else, but right now, he knew that it was more than just his brother’s pride that was hurting.“he hardly comes out of his room, only when he absolutely has to.”
you don’t know what to say for a second, but you eventually let out a small sob and shake your head. “he said i was never enough for him.”
asmo frowned at this.
“y/n, i’ve lived for thousands of years— and in those thousands of years, i’ve spent most of the time with my brothers. with lucifer. now, i’d know him better than anyone, especially you.” he wasn’t trying to come off as rude, but he had to prove a point to you because he was worried for his brother and you.
“he might think he puts up a good front, but i can see it in the way he carries himself, i can see the look in his eyes— there’s something bothering him, and i know it has something to do with you. whatever he said to you, he said it in the moment. i know a part of you knows that, y/n.”
there was a moment of silence, and he could practically hear every single little thought that went through your mind before you sat up slowly, pulling at your sleeves. “so.. what? am i just supposed to walk up and forgive him? because that’s not gonna happen.”
asmo shook his head, “that not what i’m saying, i’m just saying maybe give him time to redeem himself, a chance even.”
taking a deep breath, you looked over to asmo, a hopeful look in his eyes as he stared right back you with a soft smile. pursing your lips, you nod shortly, and asmo feels a small wave of relief wash over him as a his smile widen’s gratefully.
you abruptly hold up a finger, “this doesn’t mean it’s for certain.”
“of course! make sure he learns his lesson, take your time, besides..” asmo’s voice lowers with a familiar look in his eyes, and he leans over to nuzzle into your neck. “the longer you take, the longer i have you to myself.”
a small smile finds your lips and you shove him away playfully with a giggle, and he followed suit not long after.
it was the next day when you had decided to finally clean yourself up, look halfway decent and go down the hall to meet everyone for dinner.
once you were there, everyone greeted you with smiles, glad that you had decided to join them for tonight. you were beginning to feel better, glad that you had made the decision to finally stop sulking and be happy with the brothers.
and then there was lucifer.
you were surprised to see him down here to say the least, and by the looks of it, he was surprised to see you too. you noticed he tried avoiding your gaze as much as possible, and you felt your heart clench a little— but then you told yourself that you weren’t gonna let yourself get caught up in your feelings for now, and instead focused on the ones around you that were actually excited to see you.
“i told you y/n would come! they just could stand to be away from me any longer!” asmo beamed, sending you an appreciative grin.
“h-hey! i knew that too! besides, i’m the one that saved their plate from beel!” mammon piped in. “he was trying to snatch it!”
beel frowned, “i would have made them another plate.”
“and eat it on the way down to their room?” satan snickered.
the rest of the dinner was spent in up-lifted spirits, and you had almost would have forgotten about all your problems if it wasn’t sitting right across from you on the other side of the table, staring at you with piercing blood eyes.
lucifer said nothing the entire dinner, not even bothering to so much as make an effort to smile. it wasn’t until he just conveniently walked into the kitchen while you were washing dishes after dinner did he speak up.
you heard heavy footsteps entering the kitchen followed by silence, and you briefly glanced over your shoulder to see lucifer standing in the doorway before you returned to your dish duty.
“come to help me with the dishes?” you sneered sarcastically, suddenly feeling anger bubble inside of you.
the silence after was followed by a short huff, and for the first time that night, you heard his voice speak up, “if you’ve decided to finally come out of your room, i’d be wise to return to your studies, you’ve missed a lot and i rather not hear anymore from diavolo.”
you scoffed, typical. “really? that’s it?”
you were answered with silence.
“well, that wouldn’t be the case if it wasn’t for you.”
you could feel his impatience wearing thin from where you were, and soon enough there were footsteps coming up behind you fast, and you whipped around to see lucifer only a few feet away from you.
now that you were up close, you could see what asmo was talking about. you saw him struggling to keep his proud composure, the way he has trouble keeping himself upright, the tired glare he tries to strike you with only to realize it wasn’t working, only making him look even more defeated.
he looked pitiful, but you couldn’t stop the words that spilled out of your mouth, “what? you gonna grab me by my face again and tell me how much of a burden i am to you?”
at that very moment, you saw his mask shatter into a million pieces, and you momentarily felt bad about it before you remembered what asmodeus told you.
his semblance crumbled, and beneath that was eyes full of regret, full of self-loathe. and yet, you could see that he was still trying to cover it up. lucifer hesitated, his lips twitching like he wanted to say something.
“sorry?” you finish for him. “i bet you are, but you won’t say that, will you?”
he remained quiet, unmoving and looking to the side, unable to meet your eyes. you squinted your eyes at him, “you don’t even know how to apologize correctly.”
lucifer tried to ignore the sting to his pride as you talked down to him, “y/n.. i didn’t mean it.” he tried.
“what didn’t you mean?” you asked, crossing your arms as you tried to swallow the lump rising in your throat.
the demon frowned, a contemplated look on his face. “the things i said about you.” he elaborated, “i didn’t mean them.”
you scoff, “oh really? now you say that? thought i wasn’t good enough for you.”
“no.” shaking his head, lucifer gives you a desperate look, one that caught you by surprise as he took a step towards you. “no, you mean.. everything to me.”
you hold out a hand, preventing him from coming any further. “that’s far enough.”
lucifer halted in his steps, giving you a pained look that made you feel guilt stabbing you in the gut like a knife. “you hurt me, lucifer. a few words aren’t going to convince me of anything.”
the avatar of pride had now looked like he wasn’t fit for that title anymore, because his head was lowered in shame. “i’m..”
you stared at him, curious and anxious at the same time.
“i’m sorry.” lucifer finally breathes out, and you feel your anger start to die down, but the ache in your heart was still there. “is there.. is there anything i can do? to redeem myself?”
you continue to stare at him with glossy eyes, both your heart and brain screaming at you to make the decision they both wanted. “figure it out.” you said.
lucifer frowned, not liking the passive aggressive undertone to your voice. “i love you..” he whispered, and you shook your head.
“i’m sorry, lucifer, but your gonna have to give me a reason to believe that.”
lucifer looked at you woefully when you didn’t say it back, his eyes pleading as a last desperate attempt, but you didn’t budge. with that, he took a few steps back from you and nodded once.
once the silence declared that the conversation was over, lucifer walked out of the kitchen, leaving his dignity behind with slow, sad steps.
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Collect them All
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Asmo: So, what is Mc to you?
Belphie: The reason I wake up every morning.
Asmo: ...That’s adorable.
Mc earlier that morning, barging into Belphie′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Fem mammon, featuring ms.pink and sadistic milf. Fem Mammon was so much fun to draw 😫💕
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OM! Bros + Luke, Solomon, and Simeon’s Reactions to You Sacrificing Your Life for Luke if a Second Celestial War Occurred (scenarios)
Anon: <Obey me> Could you do the reactions for the brothers+ Luke, Solomon and Simeons reaction of MC sacrificing herself for Luke if Celestial War II happened? :D
it hurt my soul to write some of these, so, if you want music to cry to while reading this (i cried a little writing this), here you go <3
To the Moon - Jack Keyes
From Me, the Moon - Lav
I Want You - Mitski
Coloratura - Coldplay
Blame - Air Traffic Controller
warning(s): mcd, blood, gore, descriptions of death and violence, spoilers for lesson 16
With war breaking out between the Celestial Realm and the Devildom, the brothers, you, and Solomon prepare to go toe-to-toe with the angels. Amidst the battle, the brothers feel the link of their pact coming undone.
He had been busy fighting on the front lines and the feeling of his pact shattering with you sends an electric jolt down his spine. His first instinct is to find you so he uses his wings to fly, although it isn’t a pleasant feeling. He spots you and Luke from above, the younger angel holding onto you as he sobs.You sacrificed yourself for Luke..? The first thing Lucifer asks himself is why you would do such a thing, but he’ll remind himself that it’s just in your nature. Lucifer grieves. He grieves what he lost with you until he can no longer feel himself. The soft moments, the bond you both shared, and even the littlest of things he can remember. He doesn’t care that he’s in the midst of a battle, Lucifer will slaughter anyone who tries to approach him (unless it's one of his brothers). Lucifer lands next to Mammon, gently placing a hand on his younger brother’s shoulder. He tries to keep a brave face on for his brothers (especially as the eldest) but Lucifer simply shuts down. His pride is left in shambles because you were his pride.
He was there. He watched your body fall lifelessly to the ground in front of Luke, crimson pooling around you. The sound that left his throat couldn’t even be described as a scream. All of his emotions came pouring out at that moment. Pain, pleasure, happiness, sadness. Mammon will move faster than light to get by your side. He’ll cradle your body in his arms, uncaring of the blood that stains his clothes and skin. He cries and cries, muttering about how sorry he is, and how much he loves you. Mammon begs for you to stay, but it's already too late. He blames himself for your death, beating himself up over the fact that if he was actually paying attention to you, you would’ve lived. Mammon failed as your protector, as your first.
He heard Mammon’s scream from afar. As Lotan raged behind him, he quickly surfaced out of the water to find his brother. Leviathan’s heart stopped at the sight that met him. Mammon was cradling your cold, lifeless body with Luke crying at his side. Two of Lotan’s heads trailed behind Levi, extending as far as they could. They knocked away (or devoured) any opponent who tried to get close to The Avatar of Envy, essentially clearing the way for him. The said demon paid no mind to the death and destruction occurring all around him, all of his attention is set on you. All of those sleepless nights he spent with you, binging anime or playing video games are reduced to nothing but memories. Especially the times when Leviathan truly opened up to you and put his heart on his sleeve just for you to bear witness to. His player two, his Henry… You’re gone.
He was fighting alongside Lucifer at the front lines, so when Simeon tells them the news… Satan does not take it lightly. Nauseating waves of wrath roll off of him as he storms off, Lucifer doing nothing to stop him since he’s in a silent stupor of shock. He kills anyone that stands in his path, regardless of if they are friend or foe. And when he gets his hands on whoever killed you, Satan will be sure they feel the pain. Beneath the armor of his wrath laid the grief that would come later. You were the only person he had truly opened up to in a millenia, and now you were just… Gone. Satan always lowered his mask around you after you knocked his walls down and helped him rebuild, but now… Now he would be sure no one else would be able to ever rid him of his mask.
The Avatar of Lust could see Satan flying into a blind rage from afar, striking down anyone in his way. He rushes to his brother’s aid, using his charm to subtly calm the demon, but it could only do so much. Only when Satan reveals why he’s so upset does Asmo let his powers slip. You sacrificed yourself for Luke..? He let’s Satan rage on, stopping in his tracks to process his thoughts. You couldn’t possibly be dead, right? Tears well up in Asmodeus’ eyes at the thought. But… You were the only one who saw him for who he truly was, not just as the Avatar of Lust. You were the only one he was feeling a different kind of love for, the only one who dared to waltz with the beast, but now he was simply dancing with your ghost.
The sound of Mammon’s scream reached his ears from afar. He calls to Belphie that he’s going to find the second born and he immediately sets off. Gaining a few more inches since he’s in his demon form, it’s easier to see across the battlefield. Beel catches a glimpse of Lotan’s heads retreating back into the water so he quickly makes his way there. When he gets close enough, his stomach drops at the sight of Mammon cradling your body. He wastes no more time in rushing over, his eyes wide with shock. Beel pieces everything together when he sees Luke there. You were always like that, putting on a brave face for others to help them no matter what. That was what he always admired most about you. He’s quiet as he stands there, but his heart is shattering into a million pieces. Beel would miss you, your smile, your laughter, the times you ate with him. Especially the times when you saw him for who he truly was, not just as a gluttonous eating machine.
Once he takes care of the angels after Beel left his side, he seeks out his twin immediately. It takes a bit since some others tried to attack him on the way, but he eventually spots the four of you. Belphie stops beside Beel, his eyes set on your lifeless body. Beel tells him that you stepped in front of Luke when a demon tried to attack him. He feels a dull sting in his chest, presumably the aftermath of the pact breaking. But Belphie feels that it’s something else. Tears silently stream down his cheeks as he lowers his head. That was just… So you. Belphie couldn’t help but lightly curse you for being so heroic, but he wasn’t upset with you at all. He’ll miss that you’re gone… You were the one who helped build the bridge between him and his brothers after years of being locked away, you would still look him in the eye after he killed you, nap with him, cuddle with him, and play with his hair until he fell asleep. He knew you would have to leave so soon since you were human, but why did fate snatch you away from him?
He stood his ground alongside Luke but got separated when three demons attempted to gang up on him. Simeon caught glimpses of the scene that unfolded and he wanted to rush over to help, but the onslaught of infernal beings never stopped. Only when he’s finally taken care of things does he see Luke sobbing beside Mammon, Lucifer standing beside them silently. He walks to stand beside Lucifer, shutting his eyes tightly. If only those damned demons hadn’t ganged up on him, he could’ve saved you… His wings stiffly pressed up against his back, his feathers ruffled from battle and standing from the shock. You… Had sacrificed yourself for Luke. A sad chuckle escaped his lips as he let the tears freely flow from his eyes. Of course you would do such a thing, he tells himself. Simeon always noticed how you were a light in everyone’s lives, which is part of the reason why he found himself constantly drawn to you. But your light went out too soon…
He’s fighting alongside Asmodeus, drawing out the demon’s power to amplify his own. After Satan passes them by, Asmodeus is left in a state of shock. And so is Solomon. So, you gave your life for Luke huh… He lets out a long sigh, his hand flying to his heart and gripping the fabric with a deathly grip. Solomon barely got to spend any time with you, your time having been mostly occupied by the brothers. He’ll never get to tell you how much he loved you, because god did he fall hard. Solomon will wipe the stray tears from his cheek, steeling himself for the rest of the battle. What he could not put into words for you, he’ll put into battle.
After Simeon was torn away from him, he fought on his own as best he could. But a bigger demon had sized him up and Luke knew he was at a loss. Before the infernal being could lay a finger on him, you intervened by throwing yourself at the demon to knock them off their feet. Unfortunately, this gave the demon enough time to strike back. Their hand went clean through your stomach. The demon cackled at the sight, throwing your body to the side before moving on. Luke is at your side immediately, trying his best to stop the bleeding. Crimson stained white, but that was the least of his concerns. Loud sobs leave the child’s lips, a stream of tears flowing from his blue eyes. He begs you to stay, saying that he saw you as family, an older sibling. He doesn’t notice everyone else gathered around him after Mammon takes you into his arms. Simeon pulls Luke into a warm hug, his white wings wrapping around them in a sense of comfort. Luke cries into Simeon’s clothes, choking out how he wishes he were stronger, bigger, and faster so he could’ve saved you. Simeon soothes him the best he can, whispering hushed things to the poor angel. Why did you have to sacrifice yourself for him..?
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LOVE IS LOVE
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Felt like crying, so I came to you, my friend! Mc and Mammon went out shopping, specifically to buy gifts for his brothers, as an apology. When they get back home they are met with hostility. They berate Mammon until Mc screams at them to shut up, then rips into each of them for their treatment of Mammon. Then finishes with "Don't expect Mammon to stay here when he can live with me in the humanworld. I'm done with you. Mammon, lets go, you deserve better, love" and leaves w/ Mammon. Thank you!
You came to me because you felt like crying and that gives me two (2) things to think about. 1.) I'm apparently someone who people see as a tissue? 2.) My angst is just THAT good. Also! Apparently today is rain on Mammon day and I'm here for it not me avoiding my exam to write these things
Warning: uh.... Angst?
Soul-Searching (MAMMON X GN!READER ft. THE BROTHERS)
“You know, I’m proud of you for suggesting this.” Truly, you were. Mammon was your favorite and you felt for him, but you also completely understood where his brothers came from. At first, it honestly annoyed you as well; the constant stealing, the lying… You tried blaming it on his avatar, but even then it doesn’t explain the lying that comes with it. However, you do realize that it’s a habit and it’s a habit that is hard to fix, so instead of constantly getting onto him like the rest, you tried to understand him a bit more and give him some life advice. So far, you have managed to get Mammon to give back all the things he has recently taken from his brothers, and some of them even got an apology. You’ll be working on how to properly apologize, though, because oof, that was a mess.
And now? Now you managed to take a small trip with him downtown to at least attempt to make things better. Mammon is now, or at least today, using his own money to buy some things that his brothers would be fond of: a new vinyl player for Lucifer (non-cursed), a new Ruri-chan t-shirt for Leviathan, a neck pillow for Satan because lord knows he has some cramps back there with the way he leans over and down to read his books. Then some perfume for Asmodeus that he had been swooning about, a gift card to Beel’s favorite restaurant for the glutton, and a heated blanket for Belphie. You were proud, truly, that Mammon wanted to do this. As a matter of fact, he was the one who suggested it. “Maybe… uh.. I could… ya know… buy somethin’ they like” is what he said. You were just excited and agreed to help.
Now you were going back to the house with a few shopping bags and ice cream almost fully eaten. You paid for the ice cream, as a way to reward Mammon, and you’re sure he’s secretly thanking you for that because some of these items truly did burn a hole into his credit card, which is partially his fault. “Lucifer deserves more than some random vinyl player.” his words, not yours. Also “satan needs one of them neck pillows that massage it, too!” again, his words. So yeah, some money was definitely spent on these items, but… once again, you were proud. “I think they’ll love everything, Mam. They’d be fools if they didn’t.” Hearing you say that made Mammon feel a lot better, honestly, and a small rush of confidence came to the surface “Ya betcha they will! Nothin’ but the best from the Great Mammon!” You just laughed.
However, upon arrival, it was a different sight. As a matter of fact, you barely made it through the door before Beel was grumbling something about Mammon eating his custard, which is true, but it’s just a custard? “MAAMMMOONNN!!” and then there was Lucifer who appeared so fast you wondered if he was even real. He went on a whole rant about how irresponsible Mammon is and how another bill came in the mail that talks about Mammon’s debt. Satan and Belphegor teamed up to show empty hands, which left both you and Mammon confused, but then “do you see anything here? No? That’s because you sold our belongings, Mammon!” Mammon can be lucky that Leviathan was still holed up in his room because he just remembered that he also, at some point in the past, sold one of Levi’s figures. Asmodeus came last and honestly he wasn’t mad, he was just annoyed. “I saw you go through my things, Mammon. Nothing was taken, but it was still so incredibly rude!”
Next followed a screaming match which was basically just Mammon trying to defend himself, trying to show the bags and apologize, but none of them would have it. It irritated you. Yes, they had every right to be mad because personal belongings should stay with their owner(s), but at the same time, they didn’t even give Mammon a chance to explain, especially after he’s been holding the bags up and attempting to apologize. “You’re so stupid, Mammon” “StupidMammon” “so irresponsible. You know better than that. Do you need another time out session, Mammon?” “I can’t believe you’d go through my stuff again!” by now your eyes were twitching and the voices echoing off the walls surely didn’t help your case. One more word and you’d snap, surely, especially since Mammon’s hand is now shaking and you grabbing it did nothing at all. “We would be better off without you.”
Ah yes, there it is. The final straw. The amount of anger boiling inside you right now isn’t even manageable anymore and you’re surprised that Satan, as the Avatar of Wrath, has yet to notice it. “Shut up! Shut up, Shut up, Shut up! All of you!” You yanked Mammon behind you, almost protectively and Belphegor found the need to laugh at it. “Really? You’re going to protect him?” Oh, there. That’s your first victim. “Are you really that dense, Belphegor, or is sleep still clouding your brain cells? That is your brother you’re currently making fun of and I don’t know about you, but I was taught that family sticks together, blood related or by choice. So how about you get your head out of dreamland, take this stupid heated blanket that he bought for you, as an apology, and wake up for a second.” yes, you did throw the bag at him and then you pointed your finger at Beel. You’d regret later on that you’re tearing into him as well because Beel means well at the end of the day, but still, he was also part of this.
“You’re my least worry, Beel. Honestly you’re too caught up in your burgers and brawns to care for a second that your brother tries very hard to be liked by all of you. Sad, really.” you threw the card at him too. As a matter of fact, you threw all of the bags right in front of them. “And then Asmo.. oh my God, first of all, the world doesn’t revolve around you. Shocker, I know. If you were half as empathetic toward your family as you are obsessed with yourself, maybe you wouldn’t feel the need to always go party and drink your life away. Oh, I’m sorry, did that hit just a little too hard? Can’t be harder than the hangovers you wake up with on a regular basis.” You glared at him before turning your attention to Satan. “Honestly, if you weren’t such a baby inside I may actually be scared of you. You always complain about how stupid he is, how he needs to just learn, but you? What do you do all day? You hole yourself up in your room and read about worlds that you wish you could enter. News flash: you’d die before you had the chance to say hello. People don’t like self-proclaimed assholes. Mammon IS smart. He’s very talented, too, but you’re too far up in Shakespeare’s ass that you fail to realize that everyone has knowledge in different fields of life. Give me a break.”
Satan was about to retort but you already moved on to Levi. “and you! Let’s be honest, if it weren’t for you wallowing in self-pity and fake depression, you would have absolutely no personality traits. What are you again? The Avatar of Envy? How about instead of being envious of others’ accomplishments, you actually start working on yourself. It’s truly pathetic that a couple millenia old demon’s only purpose in life is ramen and self inflicted emotional pain. Seriously, what are you? A pitiful loner? I can’t even begin to empathize with you in any way, shape, or form.” Your blood was boiling right now and maybe if they hadn’t attacked Mammon like they did, you would’ve felt bad about Levi’s sad face right now, but there was still one person left to deal with.”
“And you… beautiful, responsible, way-too-good-for-you older brother, Lucifer.” He’s been glaring at you this whole time, arms crossed over his chest but you stood your ground. You’re not quite sure how you managed, but you did. “You call yourself the best, the most responsible. You constantly say this family would fall apart without you, but that’s not it, is it? I think you’re just lonely. You force these six to be by you, to respect you and borderline worship you. Not because you deserve it…” you chuckled, shaking your head, “no. You’re just so sad that Daddy and Michael left you, mocked you, that you turned your sadness into anger and took it out on these six, but especially Mammon. Why? Because you see yourself in him. You call him your favorite brother, but it’s not because he actually is… he just reminds you of everything you used to be: fun, reckless, and feeling. Now you’re just cold, mean, and bitter. Don’t bother calling yourself the mighty first because without him you would be neither. Maybe if you pulled that stick out of your arse and actually tried to get to know your brothers, maybe you wouldn’t be so lonely all the time. Family, right? That’s what you want. How about you start acting like one.”
You shook your head after that, grabbing Mammon’s hand and kicking the bags in front of you before dragging Mammon back out the door. “Those are for you, by the way. Not that you deserve them, but they’re Mammon’s way of apologizing for all the things you accused him of the minute he set foot into the house. Have fun. We’re going to the castle and, if we’re lucky, to a real home.”
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Love your HCs, can't wait for part 2. In the meantime I got an idea for another, I have an "eat me" t-shit and it just hit me that it's would be a bad idea to wear it in devildom, so, what if MC pulled up with a t-shirt like that one day?
Oh god dude that would be a scene 😭
The amount of times I accidentally wrote ‘shit’ instead of ‘shirt’ and had to correct myself is honestly kinda embarrassing
The Demons And Mc’s ‘Eat Me’ Shirt
He doesn’t even notice at first. He doesn’t usually pay attention to what people are wearing
Until he heard some of his brothers causing a commotion on the street so he had to go investigate
When he sees that shirt, he doesn’t even react outwardly. Just grabs your sleeve and drags you into a private area
Have you not noticed that you’re in a crowded Devildom city?? The place that’s kinda known for eating humans??? Wearing THAT?? You really have no self preservation instincts, now do you?
He actually gotta take a few breaths to calm down. Like this man is seething
Prepare yourself for a lot of whisper yelling and exaggerated hand gestures. He can’t exactly chew you out fully when there’s so many people nearby
He will try to just order you to go change. As if he’s the one with the power here
Might try to pull some bullshit like ‘if you don’t go change, I might have to take you up on that offer~’ if you argue
After that, just tell him to stay through the pact and walk away. Mans is gonna be internally screaming with rage for the next week and a half
The second he sees that, he’s ripPING off his jacket/shirt and SLAMMING it over your head
Human?? Are you stupider than he thought??? Do you want to die????
He kinda just goes off but seems to not be able to stop himself from stumbling over his words.
Mans was just a little shaken. I mean, he is a demon, after all. And you’re wearing that. He can’t help but wonder, did you do this on purpose to get a rise out of him?
If you say some shit like “aww, are you worried about me?” Or worse, “what? Do you want a bite?” He’s just gonna evaporate
Has to bring Asmo in, pointing frantically at you with the most flustered face
Quite honestly does not know what to do
Nothing prepared him for this?? And he doesn’t want to appear dumb and make a big deal out of nothing??? But it is a big deal??
He’s just kinda internally panicking, completely zoned out staring at your shirt
Which may be kinda of weird for you bc he’s just kinda 👁👁 straight at your chest
When you ask him what the hell he’s doing he just kinda… short circuits for a hot second
“You— y-you’re shirt.”
“What about my shirt?”
He kinda just awkwardly blurts out how it may be a bad idea to wear outside the house of lamentation, or even inside bc Beel and Asmo exist, but he’s not forcing you to do anything oh god don’t get the wrong idea—
After he’s done you just sigh in relief
“K good cause it kinda looked like you were staring at something else”
He simply 🕊passes away🕊
“Umm, MC? What are you wearing?”
Kinda tries to subtly point it out. he assumes you probably were used to the human world and didn’t process how dangerous something like that could be in the devildom
He’s probably the only calm one here tbh
Once he sees that look of realization on your face, he’ll just smile and offer his jacket. He gotta admit, seeing you wearing it in public was quite a good turn out for him
Though the questions you guys got bombarded with when you met up with his brothers were a bit annoying
Namely Mammon freaking out and screaming about how you should wear his jacket instead
Oh? Is that a serious offer?
He’s gonna slide right up to you and point it out, an all too innocent smile on his face
Like come on you can’t possibly expect him out of all people to not flirt like hell in a situation like this
The second anyone else sees what’s happening they’re going to absolutely lose it
“What the hell are you doing??! They need to take that off right now!”
“Oh, by all means, take it off MC!”
Might actually ask to borrow that shirt because hey, that might get a reaction next time he goes out!
He’s the demon you may have to worry abt the most. Like, his brain is going rn
“M- Mc? Why are you wearing that?”
He’s not usually the type to get wide-eyed and blushy around someone… but holy shit bro
He’s feelin a different type of hunger right now ‼️
Either get Bephie to calm him down, Lucifer to scold him, or run
He is not going to be able to look you in the eye for at least a week afterwards. He just keeps feeling ashamed of himself for reacting that way. It’s just a shirt, right? But the implications were a whole other ball game
Yawns, sees it out of the corner of his eye, and does a whole quadruple take
Boy’s wide awake now
You better?? Not be going out in that??? You’re going to die????
Tells you that you should probably go change if you’re planning to go out and is just appalled when you ask why
Why?? Have you forgotten where exactly you are???
“It’s dangerous, obviously! Aren’t you scared some demon’s gonna kill you?”
“What? Like you did?”
The dead silence in the room afterwards 😭🤚
Immediately assumes it’s a joke and just dies
Like, obviously you’re wearing that to get a reaction out of the others! You’re not gonna wear that outside unironcially right? RIGHT??
When you ask him what he’s laughing abt and act confused when he mentions your shirt, he immediately goes from 😂 to 😟
You are pulling his leg right?? You jest??? You are being jokester, correct??
If you laugh and play it off as a joke, he’ll simply believe you and be a little embarrassed that he fell for it
If you’re still confused, and it’s obvious that you’re serious, he might just have to get Barbatos in here. And Lucifer. Actually, get both the angels too. You’re gonna need a Devildom history lesson and he’s not going to be the one to lecture you
Ima need him to get animated right the hell now there are no gifs in sight 😔
He sees it and just nearly drops his tea
Mc that is highly inappropriate!! In the demon lords castle, no less!!! In front of his scones!!
That’s what he should say as a responsible man. Instead, he’s more just kinda surprised and very amused
Kinda chuckles to himself but doesn’t bring it up with you. Although, he does make a point to escort you back to the House Of Lamentation. His presence is sure to make unsavoury strangers back off for a while
He doesn’t make a big deal out of it like some others. Besides, getting to pseudo-protect you on the street is a good feeling, even if you can handle yourself against a low ranking demon
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hiii! idk if you have done this, but what about the obey me boys and you being in quarentine together, like you and him were visiting your family in the human world and attending school while staying. the pandemic hits and BAM you’re stuck together and doing your online classes with them
- sorry if that’s confusing but absolutely love ur obey me writings <33
Note: I am so sorry this took so long but I finally had the motivation and the more I wrote for each brother my motivation just slowly fizzled out so I’m sorry if this starts to get disappointing the more you read.
WARNINGS: some curses I might have accidentally called the reader she/her so if you notice something message me and I’ll fix it!
STUCK IN QUARANTINE WITH THE BROTHERS
As soon as you guys got to the human world you introduced him to your family
He wasn’t really nervous more like neutral? It was just one of those things he didn’t want to put off for long
When you guys went to your apartment you unpacked you clothes did whatever you need to took your showers, brushed your teeth and then it was finally time for bed
You guys cuddled until you fell asleep
You guys were supposed to stay in the human world for 5 days so you guys can have some time for yourselves and with the family.
That morning when you woke up and made breakfast and Lucifer his coffee
You turned on the tv for some background noise and so you could watch something so you wouldn’t be bored just standing and watching the food
The news reporter was talking about this video that went wild on social media
The news reporter then cut to saying to stay in your houses and go on lock down while this was going around
You guys didn’t think it was that serious until the news reported said the amount of people who had caught COVID and how many had died and saying once more to stay inside at all times for the time being
The brothers were PISSED when they found out. Why does he get to stay with you in the human world?! They didn’t even want to think about all the lovey dovey stuff you two could get up to
And you guys still had classes in the Devildom to do!
Not to worry! Our lord and Savior Diavolo came to the rescue! He provided you both with laptops to do your assignments and to attend class.
They’re were multiple times the brothers would get in front of the teachers computer and start crying talking about how much they missed you and to be careful but Mammon Belphie and Asmo would always talk crap to Lucifer about how he’s staying in the HUMAN world with YOU.
You would always try to distract Lucifer from class. Texting him “I love youuuu” or sending him dumb tiktoks to see if you could get him to laugh
He won’t ignore the first time. He’ll send you a “pay attention” text and then ignore you if you continue to spam his phone
He might buy you a pet if you guys are just so bored and have too much time on your hands
He would rub it in everyone faces if you guys got trapped in the human world together
During online school you guys would probably distract each other
He would want to cuddle you with his camera on so he could shove it in Levi face because Levi also does online school
They’re are multiple times where Mammon would try to make out with you or just show a lot of PDA and the teacher would get after you guys and say to stop sucking faces or get out of the zoom,
The brothers would barge in Levi’s room and just start chatting with you guys while Levi is screaming a them to get out
You guys are always staying up late and binge watching Netflix shows or really sad movies and Mammon is always crying
At home dates ALL. THE. TIME.
Your grades are probably dropping because he’s always distracting you
Very bad influence on you. Bad mammon! Bad dog!
You would have to be the one to tell him to pay attention
He would have his camera and mic off and he’d be on some kind of console playing games
Or he’ll play on the switch or his phone
You would have to help him out with all his classes because he is so lost
When FaceTiming the other brothers mammon, again, would be crying to you guys. “Levi, if that pandemic doesn’t hurry up and end,I’m gonna KICK YOUR ASS”
“YOU ACT LIKE I HAVE CONTROL OVER IT??”
You guys probably stay up all night gaming even though you have school the next morning
The Responsible One™️
Will make sure you both are paying attention
If you don’t understand the class he’ll share notes with you and you guys will have a study date
I’m just imagining waking up to Satan he’d look so cute and handsome omg <33
He’s a bit upset because since you guys have to stay inside all day he can’t go out and explore the cat cafes!
When FaceTiming with the brothers he will try to taunt Lucifer by saying “It’s to bad you aren’t here with y/n huh. What a shame.”
“I saw a vinyl store on my way here too bad you can’t see them”
He’ll probably mess around with Mammon too
“Me and y/n had a date and then we ma-“
“SATAN SHUT YER TRAP”
It won’t be as chaotic
He won’t be paying attention either
He’ll come over to you, and if your cameras on he’ll turn it off and cuddle with you
After class he won’t study much cause he doesn’t really care
Instead he’ll make you guys a healthy lunch and you guys will have self care
Will NOT let you stay up later than 11:00pm
He says it’ll ruin your precious face and he doesn’t want you to get eye bags and be all tired
Over all very fun 100/10 self care is important
He’ll pay attention as long as your giving him food the whole time
Rip your wallet.
Lucifers wallet may be able to fill Beel’s stomach but yours can not
He’ll try to hold back but he can’t promise anything
If you ask Lucifer nicely he might give a weekly payment
“Wucifer please gimme money for Beel’s food I’ll give you kithes 🥺”
He’ll most likely say yes even if you don’t beg but you’ll have to owe him once you get back
Just thinking about doing domestic things with beel like cooking your meals together folding clothes on the couch
Do I even need to explain what he would be doing during class?
He’ll sleep during class and then ask you with his cute face to please help him
Your gonna have to do everything around the house cause he will not move a muscle
But don’t worry. It’s not like he’ll make much of a mess anyways. Not while he’s asleep on your couch
There’s not much too say he’ll just sleep
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⋆꒰ఎ ♡︎ ໒꒱⋆ — The Demon Brothers As Bunny Boys
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A Rare Day
Genre: Angst, Fluff, demon bros being kinda assholes
On a rare day, the brothers will simultaneously be busy with their work or schemes…or naps. Since MC is a usually independent person they wouldn't mind, but they also get used to the affection coming at them from all angles, so they go to find one of the brothers so they can hang out. Unfortunately all 7 of the demons rejected their request.
“Sorry MC, I’m busy at the moment.”
“Eh? Can’t you see I’m busy trying to earn some money? Leave me alone you’re breakin’ my concentration.”
“Not now, I’m trying to win this bidding war on Akuzon. There’s a lost episode of TSL that I HAVE to get! Ah! You’re distracting me! Get out!”
“Not right now, I lost a very important book. You don’t have to help…you’ll just knock things over.”
“Sorry honey, not right now, I’m getting ready to go out and my outfit might accidentally turn you on! Not that I mind, but still..we can hang out later ‘kay?”
“Can’t right now..I have to concentrate on cooking tonight, so I’m meal prepping so I have something to eat while I cook.”
“….I’m sleeping, piss off.”
Normally MC would brush it off, but they really wanted to hang. Maybe Simeon and them could go shopping.
‘Yeah! I’ll go text him right now, just gotta get my D.D.D from my-’
A clatter rings through the kitchen as MC makes their way back to their room. They had bumped into Beel, knocking over a tray of food.
Splat. It hit the floor, and MC could see everything happen in slow motion.
Beel turned to glare down at them, the brothers rushed in to see what happened when they saw a mess on the floor. They all looked at Beel, then MC, then back at the floor. MC thought that they we about to die part two electric boogaloo. But when the glutton turned to stare at them…he just seemed really irritated.
“You knocked over all my snacks…now I have to remake them.”
“I’ll help you, Beel,” Bephie sleepily mumbled.
MC, about to jump in to help is simply swept to the side as Lucifer examines the mess. He then peers back at the human.
“Not until MC cleans up this mess. Now if you excuse me, I have important work I must get back to.”
With that said, the eldest turns on his heel, and his brothers follow suit. All while grumbling quietly in annoyance.
“Ugh, I got pulled away for this?”
“I probably lost that bid...”
“I'm so hungry..”
“I know Beel, dinner will probably take longer now.”
“Thanks a lot MC...”
“NO ONE LOOK AT ME I’M TOO SEXY!”
Okay...that hurt. MC stood there, embarrassed and on the brink of tears. They never felt this alone in the house, not just alone, but to be such a burden on the brothers. They never felt the need to be as far away from this house and its residents before. A rare day it was undoubtedly.
Mc was quick to clean up, call Simeon, and leave the house. No one around to even notice or came with them for protection...
• • •
“MC! Dinners ready!”
“Where are they?”
Lucifer frowned as Mammon called for them again. Still no answer. Where the hell were they?
“Levi have you seen MC?”
“No..Wait, you two haven't either? I've been trying to find them. I won the TSL lost episode and I want them to watch it with me!”
The three brothers began to get nervous, causing growing concern in the other four. MC was nowhere to be found. Not in any of the rooms, secret and non-secret. They had left the house.
• • •
“I just feel like I'm bothering them at this point, y’know? Like I'm always bothering them...”
“MC you know that isn't true, they care about you greatly! It's just some days-”
“I know they're gonna be busy. I know...but this was different. I felt like such a chore, an annoying little dog that just follows them around.” MC flops down on Simeon’s bed face first, trying to melt into the comforter. The angel boy sighs and sits next to them, patting their back with a sympathetic look on his holy features. It was hard to see sweet MC so troubled, he should try to say something inspiring and encouraging in their time of -
Suddenly their D.D.D is going off like mad, texts after texts.
“Hm? What's that?”
“It’s the House of Lamentation’s group chat...the brothers are blowing up the chat.”
“OH NO I’LL CALL SOMEONE TO-”
“Not literally, Simeon.” MC smiles at the angel's lack of technology awareness before addressing the chaos.
Mammon: MC WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
Asmo: Are you okay?!?!? Please respond!!!
Levi: THEY AREN'T RESPONDING!!!
Satan: Do you think something happened to them?
Beel: We have to go look for them!
Belph: They’re in Purgatory Hall.
Mammon: How do you know??
Belph: I have a tracker on their phone.
...Belphegor you little creep...
“What did they say?”
MC relays the messages to Simeon, who smiles as they finish reading the texts.
“See? They do care, sometimes it takes losing something to appreciate it's value.”
“Yeah...that also means they're probably going to storm in and drag me off.”
“And you're fine with that?”
MC blushes, yeah actually, they were. They didn't realize how much they missed the mayhem until it was gone.
Just as expected, the door bursts open moments later, and MC’s seven demons dog piles on top of them. Apologies overlapping with ‘Are you okay?’s and Asmo’s untamed sobs. It makes the human smile, despite not being able to move or breathe properly, it's worth it. Finally, they all break away and MC happily indulges the boys and allows them to take them home, where a movie night cuddles, a second dinner, and much more were promised upon arriving home.
/Might do smut for da bois, might not V(0v0)v/
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satan: I fucking hate Lucifer!
asmodeus: shush! There's luke here!
satan: oh right I'm sorry
satan: I fucking hate-
asmodeus: *covers Luke's ears*
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SOLOMON: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
MC: No, that's not how you make cookies.
ASMODEUS: FLOOR IT!!
SOLOMON: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
MC: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
SOLOMON: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
DIAVOLO: DO IT!
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Mc: Cheer up, Asmo! Remember, sticks and stones may break my bones but—
Asmo: Chains and whips excite me?
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