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incorrect-obeyme · 2 days ago
Asmo: My goodness Satan, you really need to start reacting when people cry!
Satan: I did.
Satan: I rolled my eyes.
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incorrect-obeyme · 2 months ago
[On a mountain hike]
Satan: It’s beautiful out here.
Asmo: And quiet.
Lucifer: Too quiet.
Levi: Did we lose someone?
[cut to Beel with a bear in a headlock]
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Lucifer: [sigh]
Lucifer: anyone care to explain why levi is laying on the floor here?
Asmo: he's a little overwhelmed
Lucifer: because?
Asmo: mc smiled at him a few minutes ago
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Asmo: Hehe, I told Beel that his ears turn red when he lies.
Satan: Oh?
Lucifer: Beel, I heard someone destroyed Madam Scream's yesterday. Did you do it?
Beel: [covering his ears] No...?
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incorrect-obeyme · 3 months ago
Asmo: [yawns]
MC: being pretty must be tiring
Asmo: [turns to mc] then you must be exhausted as well!
MC:
MC: [blushes]
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incorrect-obeyme · 12 days ago
Mammon: HEY! just so y'know, i'm a creative person!
MC: what do you create?
Asmo: chaos
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incorrect-obeyme · 2 months ago
Belphie: Nothing in life is free.
Asmo: Love is free!
Levi: Adventure (in games) are free.
Satan: Knowledge is free.
Mammon: Everything is free if ya take it without payin'!
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incorrect-obeyme · 9 months ago
Lucifer, lecturing Mammon: Diavolo will not be pleased about this Mammon. Explain.
Mammon: I ain't gonna tell ya!
Lucifer: TELL ME WHY-
Asmo, breaks down Lucifer's door: AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE
Satan: TELL ME WHY
Levi: AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A MISTAKE
Belphie: TELL ME WHY
Beel: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
Diavolo: I WANT IT THAT WAY~
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incorrect-obeyme · 7 months ago
Satan: look at my face.
Asmo: ooh~ okay!
Satan: keep looking.
Asmo: I am!
Satan: no you're not. look harder.
Asmo: is there a point to this?
Satan: yes, there is. look closely.
Asmo: goodness satan, I am!
Satan: now,
Satan: does it look like i give a fuck?
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incorrect-obeyme · a year ago
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Levi: hey guys, wanna try a tarot reading?
Asmo: uh levi, these are pokemon cards...
Mammon: [picks up a card] what the heck is this?
Levi: you got pidgey, it means fuck you
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incorrect-obeyme · a year ago
Mammon: I give up. I am so tired.
Levi: Get the emergency supply!
Asmo: [carries MC and places them in front of Mammon]
MC: [smiles]
Mammon: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO
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incorrect-obeyme · 5 months ago
Levi: anyone have any horror movie recommendations?
Asmo: how about, "the reflection?"
Levi: never heard of it. where can I find it
Asmo: the mirror
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incorrect-obeyme · a year ago
Asmo: MC kissed you...
Asmo: and you said, "thank you?"
Levi: [screams] YES.
Asmo: well, at least you were polite about it
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incorrect-obeyme · 6 months ago
Asmo: Now you may all be asking me, "Asmo, what would you do if you saw someone beautiful?"
Asmo: Well, I'd smile, wink, then put down the mirror!
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incorrect-obeyme · 8 months ago
Asmo: Aw come on Solomon, I'm your favorite demon right~?
Solomon: Be quiet or else I’m gonna set you on fire.
Asmo: Oh wow, now THAT'S hot.
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incorrect-obeyme · a year ago
Lucifer: It's hard being the eldest sometimes, but I care about my brothers and that's all that matters-
Levi: Lucifer! Let me know when my new 4 boxes of Ruri-chan figures arrive!
Asmo: Lucifer! Should I wear something fancy or casual today?
Satan: Belphie... you are sleeping on MY books.
Belphie: Zzz...
Beel: Lucifer, where are the sauces at?
Mammon: GUYS I'M STILL HANGING UPSIDE DOWN HERE. HELP!
Lucifer: [inhales]
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incorrect-obeyme · 6 months ago
Satan: Have you ever felt like you're being watched?
Asmo, smiling: All the time!
Asmo, posing: When you look this good, you have to get used to it.
Satan: I shouldn't have asked.
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incorrect-obeyme · 12 months ago
Asmo: people say I have a unique way of lighting up a room
Belphie: how so?
[a few seconds later]
Lucifer: WHO IN THE DEVILDOM SET THE COUCH ON FIRE?!
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incorrect-obeyme · a year ago
Barbatos: [holds the door open] After you.
MC: No, after you
Barbatos: No, after you-
Asmo: [pushes both of them aside] After ME!
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incorrect-obeyme · a year ago
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Asmo: raise your hand up if you like me!
Levi: and what if we don’t like you?
Asmo: then raise your standards bitch wtf
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