Yo what is up fam! It's Joodeeboochoo Lo-Fi ASMR After Hours! This was an impromptu one! William was crushing some gum so....let's record it for our gum enthusiasts out there! Get ready for those epic nom nom chewing vibes, bubble pops, and mad smacks! 🍬🔊 Enjoy the chill session, fam! 🌟
trying not to be embarrassed about ordering myself what's basically a chew toy, like it's supposed to help with focus and sensory stuff which might be good for me and i can try it and that's allowed im an adult and can use my money how i want to
🕒 Time to dive into some epic bubble gum action fam! 🍬 Logan's in the house, and he's tackling not one, not two, but a whopping three pieces of bubble gum for that sweet chomping ASMR gum chewing vibe. He's on a mission to blow the ultimate bubble, but you won't believe what happens bro! 🤣 Yeah, you guessed it, three pieces of gum might've been a tad ambitious! No worries, though, Logan. We know you'll nail it next time, dude! So, all you gum chewing sound aficionados out there, kick back, crank up the volume, and soak in those gnarly gum chewing sounds.
Tighnari headcannons because I have sensitive ears too :3 Kinda mature cos suggestive so like 16+ I guess? It’s not too bad but)
Sfw!
Tighnari has sensitive ears, so certain sounds irritate him
When you drop things and it’s not like super quiet it can get irritating to him
He tries to stay calm but he has a breaking point eventually
“[Y/N]! Can…can you stop doing that please?” (Not my notes app trying to tell me how to write 😤)
If you chew gum or food, (you’re not the quietest chewer even when your mouth is ‘fully shut’) it also sometimes gets irritating to him.
He loves 8D music like in headphones guys
He also won’t admit it easily but loves ASMR
Remember this: Tighnari loves loves loves ASMR.
Like tapping or typing and sometimes like the face eating or something or like eating
He also loves visual ASMR but that is unrelated
OH he also loves whispering
So when you just like whisper to him like you love him or something at night omg he’s just like 💗 “I love you so much [Y/N].” Um anyway I love you so much Tig 😤
(Anyway like I said before I made these because I also have ears that adore ASMR and are kinda sensitive but I love fireworks and loud sounds too) and that’s the thing
Tighnari does not love loud sounds, for the record, he hates them
Tw: suggestive, 16+! (Everyone will ignore it anyway so)
Okay so actually there are some loud sounds he likes.
He likes hearing his name from your mouth~ um anyway
No but seriously he also loves when you stimulate his ears
Thinking of above and you’re whispering sweet things to him, he can’t
hits his head on door frames if he’s not careful; there have been multiple safe houses/flats where he could not stand up properly and resulted in squat-walking/crawling around → this plus his inability to sit still made it a very long wait for everyone else stuck in there with him
has a bit of an oral fixation → is always chewing gum, sucking on lollipops, mints, or eating something 😉
his voice is naturally very growly, but he speaks a little bit higher pitched than most people would expect coming from his body → this is because he deliberately tries not to frighten people with his default speaking voice and when he's nervous his voice pitches up anyway
can cook very well and really enjoys doing it! though his favorite is baking
loves being dominated and told what to do in the bedroom/private spaces - again, is independent and unhinged in the field, but likes being able to give that up and just relax when he’s alone/with his partner(s)
can experience asmr and thus unironically listens to it and enjoys it
keeps himself well groomed and yet his hair used to just barely meet military regulations - since joining kortac he’s grown it out a bit and it’s shaggy and soft
has a pretty decent singing voice → mostly for lullabies
has a very big soft spot for children → is unsure if he'd ever want some of his own someday but he does find their boundless energy and innocence beautiful and worth protecting
Hey, hunnies! It's your girl, Tiffany Sparkles, back with another life hack that's gonna shatter your world... literally! That's right, we're talking about the latest craze sweeping the internet: crunching crystals! Forget kale chips and activated almonds, glass is the new must-have munchie for the health-conscious trendsetter.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Tiffany, glass? Isn't that, like, dangerous?" Well, darling, that's where you're wrong! Sure, some might scoff and call it a fad, but I say it's a revolutionary approach to wellness. Think about it: glass is basically pure silica, a natural mineral found in sand and even some fancy detox waters. And let's not forget the crunch factor. That satisfying shatter in your mouth is like an ASMR experience for your taste buds! Plus, the irregular shards massage your gums, promoting circulation and giving you a ✨naturally✨ sculpted jawline.
But wait, there's more! Glass isn't just trendy, it's transcendent. It detoxifies your aura, amplifies your inner light, and channels the cosmic energy of the quartz quarries. It's basically like a mini meditation session with every bite!
Now, I know what you're really asking: where to get your glass fix? Well, I wouldn't recommend raiding your grandma's china cabinet (although vintage Pyrex is totally chic). Instead, hit up your local art supply store or rock shop! Look for beautiful, ethically sourced crystals that speak to your soul (and your stomach). Amethyst for calming vibes, rose quartz for self-love, and obsidian for that detoxifying edge. Remember, your crystals are an extension of you, so choose wisely!
So, are you ready to join the glass-eating revolution? Remember, it's all about balance. Don't go replacing your avocado toast with a chandelier just yet (although I wouldn't judge). But sprinkle some crushed crystals on your salad, blend them into your smoothie, or even pop a shard or two as a post-workout snack. Your body (and your Instagram) will thank you!
Now, before you go, don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! And remember, you glow girl, even when you're chewing on glass!