꒰ °⋆☽ lalisa manoban, jeon jungkook & ariana grande ꒱ ⋯ welcome to the lunar project kimi, zero & mariya ! you have six hours to rsvp or dai will delete your file !
꒰ °⋆☽ LALISA MANOBAN, TWENTY, SHE/HER. ꒱ … so you’re KIMI YONTARAK? it’s nice to meet you. i heard you were interested in joining the project — let’s see if you’re qualified. your reference describes you as SELF ASSURED, and tells us you’re skilled in CATCHING FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH FROM LONG DISTANCES. we’re not sure why that qualifies you to work at MCDANIEL’S but anyways… we checked your digital footprint, and we see you spend a lot of time on INSTAGRAM — but why were you watching so much STRAWBERRY CANDY COOKING ASMR? strange, but we’ll look past that! is it true you have a phobia of NEEDLES? i’m sure dai will overlook that. right? anyways, welcome to THE LUNAR PROJECT! ┈ ◟⁖ ° B, EST, 18+ ◝ °⋆☽
꒰ °⋆☽ JEON JUNGKOOK, TWENTY ONE, HE/HIM. ꒱ … so you’re ZERO YOO? it’s nice to meet you. i heard you were interested in joining the project — let’s see if you’re qualified. your reference describes you as FACETIOUS and tells us you’re skilled in THE DRUMS. we’re not sure why that qualifies you to work at BULLSEYE but anyways… we checked your digital footprint, and we see you spend a lot of time on STICKMAN HOOK — but why were you watching so much BEAT SABER VIDEOS? strange, but we’ll look past that! is it true you have a phobia of HYPOTHERMIA? i’m sure dai will overlook that. right? anyways, welcome to THE LUNAR PROJECT! ┈ ◟⁖ ° CHA, PST, 18+ ◝ °⋆☽
꒰ °⋆☽ ARIANA GRANDE, TWENTY THREE, SHE/HER. ꒱ ⋯ so you’re MARIYA ROMANO? it’s nice to meet you. i heard you were interested in joining the project — let’s see if you’re qualified. your reference describes you as INQUISITIVE, and tells us you’re skilled in BEING CONFIDED IN BY MANY PEOPLE we’re not sure why that qualifies you to work at SHOWER AND SOMA WORK’S but anyways… we checked your digital footprint, and we see you spend a lot of time on YOUTUBE — but why were you watching so much MURDER MYSTERY VIDEOS? strange, but we’ll look past that! is it true you have a phobia of DRIVING AT NIGHT? i’m sure dai will overlook that. right? anyways, welcome to THE LUNAR PROJECT! ┈ ◟⁖ ° V, EST, 18- ◝ °⋆☽
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