At last, something they agree on!
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guys we cannotttt be uncritically cheering on the revenge plots
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Oh so when my BROTHER rebels and declares himself king in response to Lord Stark’s wrongful execution he’s taking down a madman and his tyrannical rule, but when *I* do it, I’m “ignoring the laws of inheritance that say Stannis should inherit if Robert dies without legitimate heirs” and “attention seeking”. I see how it is.
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Tyrion: The boy may yet live
Tommen and Myrcella:
Jaime and Cersei:
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Look I get that they're probably just more relevant to the Northern plot of the story but I just find it weird that Allyria is betrothed to a marcher lord and there's no mention of Ned being invited to the water gardens....also Ned being named after the man who KILLED Arthur.....there is so much anger at and within that family GRRM explain....
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Criston: I just ended a four year relationship.
Alicent: Oh, I'm so sorry, Are you okay?
Criston: Me? Yeah, totally. It wasn't my relationship.
*Cut to Laenor crying over Joffrey*
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Some niche asoiaf memes.
1) Brandon the Builder 2) Lann the Clever 3)The Iron Bank of Braavos
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Maege Mormont, neck deep in bogwater: this is stupid
Howland Reed, standing on a lily pad: i agree
Maege: WHAT the FUCK how long have you been there
Howland: long enough to be awkward
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Maege: ...you don't get out much, do you?
Howland: last time i left my castle i killed the greatest warrior of my generation
Howland: i don't go out anymore
Howland: how's Ned? And Robert? And Jon Arryn?
Maege: uhh sit down buddy
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I love imagining Alicent and her kids on just random uneventful days during the war because at their core they’re just such Lannister levels of Dysfunctional Family
Aegon: Hey Mom I’ve successfully been king for two weeks, are you proud of me? Do you think Dad would be proud of me? Is anyone proud of me? Can someone please be proud of me and/or throw a ball with me in the backyard?
Aemond: I could totally take my uncle in a fight, if anyone was wondering. Not that there’s a competition for who’s the better second born Targaryen son but if there was I would win. In case anyone was wondering.
Helaena: We’re all doomed to die horribly and none of this matters we’re digging our own graves and the graves of our children and we’re the only ones who can stop it but we’re all powerless to stop it and the lucky will be the ones to die first.
Alicent, slowly developing a stress migraine as she tries to think of a plan to keep them all alive that doesn’t involve giving Larys more feet pics: That’s nice, dear.
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Jon Snow the entirety of ASOIAF:
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Cersei: I would rather face 🤺 any 🙅♀️ number 🔢 of swords 🗡⚔️🗡 than have to sit helpless 👼👼👼 pretending 🎭 to enjoy 🤣 the company of this flock of frightened 😱🫣😰 hens 🐓🐓🐓.
Sansa, 12, trying not to think about the battle outside: YOU asked for them to be here, Your Grace!
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