#assassin's guild

[chromingrose]

Assassin's Guild pizza party

#guilty gear #millia rage #zato-1 #venom guilty gear #slayer guilty gear #assassin's guild #camilla's art

[pratchettquotes]

Vimes took a deep breath. "You see, Miss Wiggs, quite a few of your chums have tried to kill me at home in recent years. As you might expect, I take a dim view of this."

"Easy to see why, sir," said Jocasta, in the voice of one who knows that their only hope of escaping from their present predicament is reliant on the goodwill of another person, who has no pressing reason to have any.

Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

#sam vimes #samuel vimes #jocasta wiggs #night watch #discworld #terry pratchett #assassins #assassin's guild #hit list #celebrity #power dynamics #training #caught #persuasion #goodwill #reasons #a dim view of this #easy to see why

[fourdiagnosesinatrenchcoat]

I once made a cross stitch sampler for a friend that read "the fastest way to a man's heart is with a knife" but now I wish I'd done this version with an illustration.

#soul music #discworld #assassin's guild #needlework #knife work

[suckrose-and-akwa]

#stolen from their facebook page #discworld emporium #discworld #meme #funny #assassin's guild

[ghoulsister1]

Okay I don't know why but I've had this random thought swimming around in my head for awhile and I wanna know your thoughts on it:

Jonathan Teatime from Hogfather, The Corinthian from The Sandman and Moriarty from Sherlock would totally be friends!

What a very dangerous trio they'd be together, oh god can you imagine them loose on the streets? No one is safe!

What do you think? What are your thoughts?

I might make a moodboard of it! Who knows?

#hogfather #terry pratchett #discworld #ankh morpork #jonathan teatime #assassin's guild #the corinthian #the sandman #the sandman netflix #nightmare #james moriarty #Moriarty #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #they'd be besties #chaos trio #don't let them loose! #what do you think? #thoughts #what's your thoughts? #neil gaiman

[ciceroandlucien]

Blade of Woe not to scale XD

#oblivion #dark brotherhood #assassin #blade of woe #assassin's guild #black hand robes

[twofoursixohjuan]

unalive? really? can't we at least use 'inhume'?

#discworld #assassin's guild #why unalive out of all possible euphemisms #i thought it meant dead but i just saw someone use it to mean kill and i give up

[firstofficerrose]

I really like the footnote about the portrait hall in the Assassin's Guild library is full of paintings of old Kings and Queens of Anhk Morpork, with discrete little plaques noting who killed them. I think that's neat

#assassin's guild #guards novels #men at arms #discworld #terry pratchett #rose reads #rose rambles

[autisticfiend]

Young Vetinari

#fiend's posts #discworld #vetinari #young vetinari #havelock vetinari #lord vetinari #black-footed cat #cats #cat memes #discworld memes #discworld meme #assassins' guild #assassins #night watch #terry pratchett #pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #memes #fantasy memes

[oldschoolfrp]

50 gold to backstab one old man in the street? Easy money! (Kevin Siembieda from City State of the World Emperor, Judges Guild's D&D campaign setting supplement, 1980)

#D&D #Dungeons & Dragons #Kevin Siembieda #City State of the World Emperor #wizard #mage #magic user #rogue #assassin #Judges Guild #dnd #backstab #magic spell #Dungeons and Dragons

[dimity-lawn]

Happy Hogswatch from the Assassins’ Guild.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #hogswatch card #hogswatch #holiday #seasonal #history #old christmas cards #the guilds #assassins' guild

[chromingrose]

#guilty gear #millia rage #venom guilty gear #assassin's guild #camilla's art #not dailymillia

[pratchettquotes]

"I thought we got rooms to ourselves," said Teppic.

Chidder, who had laid claim to the least exposed bed in the whole refrigerator, nodded at him.

"Later on," he said. He lay back, and winced. "Do they sharpen these springs, do you reckon?"

Teppic said nothing. The bed was in fact rather more comfortable than the one he'd slept in at home. His parents, being high born, naturally tolerated conditions for their children which would have been rejected out of hand by destitute sandflies.

Terry Pratchett, Pyramids

#teppic #chidder #pyramids #discworld #terry pratchett #assassins' guild #boarding school #first day of school #bonding #standards #royalty #nobility #upper class #mattresses #comfortable #family #parenting #destitute sandflies #say nothing

[ansatsu-sha]

There had been one or two like that in Ankh-Morpork - deposed royalty, who had fled their suddenly-dangerous kingdoms for Ankh's hospitable bosom carrying nothing but the clothes they stood up in and a few wagonloads of jewels. The city, of course, welcomed anyone - regardless of race, colour, class or creed - who had spending money in incredible amounts, but nevertheless the inhumation of surplus monarchs was a regular source of work for the Assassins' Guild. There was always someone back home who wanted to be certain that deposed monarchs stayed that way. It was usually a case of heir today, gone tomorrow.

Terry Pratchett / Pyramids

#terry pratchett #pyramids #ankh-morpork #assassins' guild #currently rereading

[strangersatellites]

trouble’s always gonna find you, baby (but so am i) 🔗

for the @steddiebang

art from @becomingfoxes and art @amethyst-crowns

with bonus art from @jellyfish-confetti and ames

explicit | 88k words | complete

Steve Harrington has spent the better part of the last five years knocking out hit after hit for the Assassin's Guild and becoming one of the most lethal agents in the business. After a series of unprecedented, wildly successful cases across the country, his boss pulls him off the active case roster for eight months. He's been keeping tabs on the Chicago Syndicate for years and has finally deemed Steve ready to take out their leader, The Sandman.

The only problem is that undercover agents have been able to turn up little to no information regarding The Sandman's identity. The only information the Guild has been able to dredge up is the name of one of their business fronts: a sophisticated private nightclub called Hellfire, and the name of its director, Syndicate member Eddie Munson.

or: Eddie is a low ranking member of the mafia and Steve is the assassin hired to kill his boss.

#steddie #steddie fic #steddie fanfic #steddie fanfiction #steddie fandom #steve x eddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #gin writes #fic tag: TROUBLE #as ames would say #my magnum opus #eighty eight thousand words of mafia x assassin’s guild #plus my blood sweat and tears #but that’s neither here nor there

[ghoulsister1]

Dark!Cupid AU Moodboard: Jonathan Teatime

"Do you wanna see, how creepy I can be?"

-Jonathan Teatime

🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸

With his head of golden curls, small soft white wings and handsome cherub face, Jonathan Teatime makes the perfect Cupid....except with his mismatched eyes and tendency to inhume, he's a Cupid gone completely rogue!

Armed with his bow and sharp tipped arrows, Jonathan always aims for the heart.....literally! And he rarely misses his shot. Watch out for him fluttering about, his sweet cherub face may scream "innocence!" but when he procures his lethal arrows and takes aim with a cruel smile, his intentions are far from innocent.

🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸🏹🩸

#mythology and folklore #mythology au #mythology moodboard #mythology #cupid #dark!cupid #dark fantasy #cupid au #cupid moodboard #jonathan teatime #mr teatime #discworld #hogfather #terry pratchett #assassin's guild