#assassinate

[under-the-blood-moonlight]

                                                  𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊

#Niqesse de Nox #elezen/garlean #assassinate #o.o #underneath this bleeding moon #Ravens mail/queued

[5qu1dink]

i keep doing impressions of jfk and fuckin. uh. shit idk his name

jimbo the great???? he never had intercourse with a woman

#I JUST reblogged a me-me with him on it idk his fucking name tho #anyways my friends have attempted to assinaye me dor it #FUCK #assinate #ASSASSINATE #i am not having a good time tonight #squid.txt

[jbfly46]

Russia should assassinate the Pope and make it look like Mossad.

#Russia #assassinate #Pope #Mossad

[wordsforyourwip]

*trails these words out like breadcrumbs for you to put in your WIP*

Spy

Family

Undercover

Assassinate

Crush

#yes this is spy x family themed #writing prompts #one word prompts #prompt list #prompt blog #writing inspiration #wfyw word sets #daily prompt #spy #family #undercover #assassinate #crush

[mzcain27]

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

#yes this is about baldurs gate 3 #no I don’t have a decent computer if any description or a PlayStation #I do wanna play the game but I mostly wanna make my dnd characters for hours #you could literally do it for everything tho #totk outfits and dyes #Skyrim could have it’s 17th release #outfits in shit like assassins creed games #dragon age #fromsoft games #the sims maybe?? #the options are endless pls game devs #video games #nintendo #Xbox #Sony #PlayStation

[creepymutelilbugger]

#196 #rule #shitpost #greentext #assassin's creed

[serotonins-stuff]

He isn't the type to let you bend over to pick something up in peace.

As soon as he sees your upper body go down, your ass perched perfectly in the air, he cant help but appear behind you all of a sudden. Hand reeled back, and bottom lip pulled between his teeth.

Just when you noticed the devious presence behind you, a loud slap echoed from your right cheek and you fall forward from the impact.

The recoil traveled throughout your entire leg, and he couldn't feel more proud of himself in that moment.

"Ow!" You winced, looking back to see a smug look on his face "Did you have to do it that hard?"

"Listen sweetheart" he chuckled, before bending down to place you over his shoulder "If you're gonna wear that around the house you can't expect me not to touch"

"That was not just a touch" you whined, still feeling the harsh sting your behind has been granted with.

"Awww, then let me rub it better yeah?"

GOJO, TOJI, geto, Sukuna, Bakugo, HAWKS, dabi, KARMA, kurroo, Bokuto, Atsumu, HANMA, BAJI, Mikey, RAN, Tengen

#gojou satoru x reader #gojo x reader #geto x reader #getou suguru x reader #toji x reader #jjk toji #sukuna x reader #jjk x reader #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen #bakugo x reader #hawks x reader #dabi x reader #my hero acedamia #mha x reader #karma x reader #akabane karma #assassination classroom #kuroo x reader #bokuto x reader #atsumu x reader #haikyu x reader #hanma x reader #ran x reader #baji x reader #mikey x reader #tokyo rev x reader #tengen uzui #tengen x reader

[halberdierminister]

Look at this cool new t-shirt I made for fans of Abraham Lincoln! I made it on my own time, with my own resources, and without any affiliation to existing public or private institutions concerned with history, education, hospitality, culture or retail. You can find it at my new Threadless shop or directly at bit.ly/imissabe

#abraham lincoln #abe lincoln #i miss abe #other important disclaimers include that this is about the assassinated former president of the united states of america #and not about the assassinated former prime minister of japan #i figured the top hat would make that clear but as long as im covering my own ass i should make sure to bring that up too #anyway the art is all original #and the phrase is not trademarked #and it is available in a wide variety of sizes #and on a wide variety of products

[flowerytale]

Margaret Atwood, from The Blind Assassin

#margaret atwood #the blind assassin #june #lit #literature #typo #typography #words #fragments #*

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #good omens memes #jokes #funny #assassination meme

[posebox-guide]

FlowersSimFactory’s Bundle Box #2 by TheOnlyException

Personal Animations > Gun > Snipe on Ground and Aim

#animation #fsfbb2 #fighting angry #gun #shoot #shoot gun #snipe #sniper #sneaky #sneak #stealth #assassinate #assassin #on ground #hide #hiding

[blumineck]

This is dumb, but I had fun making it!

#archer #nerd #elon musk #mark Zuckerberg #green arrow #assassin's creed

[beardedmrbean]

#doge #abraham lincoln #samurai #john wilkes booth #fords theater #our american cousin #Lincoln assassination #fax machine #le unknown history has arrived #5k #10k #15k #25k

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

AU where Jason comes back to Gotham and begins his plan to confront Batman and all that. Except after only like a week the Joker gets hit by a bus and then shot by a little old lady with a shotgun and dies.

Jason’s plan is now in shambles because the dramatic climax of his plan is no longer possible. But that’s fine. He’ll think of some other suitable alternative. Granted, it’s not quite the same if he uses some other villain. Making Batman choose doesn’t mean nearly as much when it’s not about the person who killed him.

And really, is he going to try and get Batman to kill Black Mask or something? Scarecrow? Red Hood is competent; he could do it himself so why bother.

So Jason lays low continues to build his criminal empire with astounding speed and efficiency. If only he could think of a good way to announce his return. Nothing he can think of is dramatic enough.

Meanwhile, the Bats are freaking out because who is this guy that’s taken over half of the Gotham underworld in like a month? He’s obviously trained, but they just can’t seem to get any information on who he is or where he came from. It is beyond frustrating.

After a few months Jason is frustrated that he just can’t seem to find any dramatic good way of making Batman prove himself. It has to be something big! Something magnificent!

During his weekly chat with Talia he complains about his problems and she suggests he come back for a visit. He argues that he can’t just leave, but she says if he has competent enough lieutenants it’d be fine. He spends the next three weeks making sure that everything will be fine if he leaves for a week. He will not have all of his hard work falling apart and going to waste due to incompetence. Absolutely not.

So then once his lieutenants are sufficiently prepared (and the rest of Gotham’s criminal element sufficiently cowed), he heads to Nanda Parbat, only to find Ra’s on the phone with Bruce, who is demanding to know if the Red Hood has any affiliation with the league.

Oh. Oh. He can give them affiliation.

A new plan begins to form.

He’s going to be the most affiliated he can be. Jason immediately goes to Talia with his newest plan: Overthrow Ra’s and takeover the league. Talia whips out her forty step outline for overthrowing Ra’s and tells Jason she’s so proud of him.

Jason has a new goal now, so he gets to work. He checks on things in Gotham, but everything seems to be fine and there haven’t been any unplanned explosions so it should be fine if he stays here for a bit.

Taking over Gotham really was good practice, as it turns out. Thanks to Talia’s plans and previous foundational efforts the takeover happens in no time.

Meanwhile the bats are still freaking out. Red Hood hasn’t been seen in three weeks, he may or may not have league of assassins connections, and even in his absence his goons seem to be managing things competently.

Back in Nanda Parbat, Jason and Talia finish their takeover. And now, finally, he’s ready to confront Batman.

He arrives in Gotham as the new head of the league. His arrival is loud, elaborate, and dramatic enough to fulfill his inner theater kid’s dreams.

Batman is speechless. And not his usual grunts instead of words, but actual surprised speechless. Jason is alive?!?!?!?

Jason was not expecting all the tears. And hugs. And mother henning. Goodness gracious, this was not part of the plan.

Bruce is obviously struggling with Jason’s revelation that he took over the league, but the newest little birdie seems almost relieved at that(?) and Dick and Alfred both seem strangely proud. Whatever. Even Bruce seems to be at least mostly ignoring that for now.

Then someone asks him if he knows Red Hood. Jason blinks. Says that yeah, he knows Red Hood. Everyone seems to ease at that. One mystery solved. Jason quickly realizes that most of them have no idea he is Red Hood. Cass seems to be the only exception but also appears amused and willing enough to not mention it.

Dramatic appearance complete, Jason now has a new goal: see how long he can keep the bats (minus Cass and potentially Alfred) in the dark about his crime boss identity.

He will bribe Cass as much as it takes to keep her on board with the causing chaos plan, but she seems eager enough. Favorite sibling status definitely unlocked. (The whole killing thing is fought over at great length and a truce of sorts is eventually made)

David Cain is never heard from again.

Damian shows up at some point.

At least one league member has suddenly found themselves as an HR rep for Gotham criminals? They’re still not quite sure how that happened.

#Jason takes over the league of assassins #because it’s the most dramatic option available #jason todd #red hood #theater kid Jason Todd #batfam #talia al ghul #batman #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #ra’s al ghul #league of assassins #Jason comes back au #what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Really the main problem is politicians have forgotten they can be killed

#bring back the 60s assassination era #let’s drop some bitches