#assassination team

[modroocko-mumbles]

Australian farm boy, or isn’t he?

#tf2 sniper #tf2 #team fortress 2 #sniper tf2 #tf2 fanart #my art #artwork #now look me straight in the eyes #and tell me this is the type of guy to become an assassin #owwwchhh

[rhapsoddity]

dont have a name for this au yet but!

Its an assassin!Skizz team zits based au,, idk its self indulgent for me to be silly with

<3 I'm rlly happy how these came out

#team zits #team zits au #zedaph #impulsesv #tangotek #skizzleman #without explaining the au much #skizz is told to target zed for looking into the ppl that command him #but skizz doesnt anticipate team zits to be prepared for him to target them and straight up kidnaps him #to see if they can get through to him #bc to them? hes not the assassin End... but their friend...their brother Skizz #RHAPS ART

[jordanstrophe]

Abandoned whumpee: Final 1/2

CW: Betrayal, team whump, whumper turned caretaker, assassination attempt, hurt/comfort, annggsst

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Whumper watched over whumpee all throughout the night. Whumpee would wake up, not remember where they were, then struggle until whumper soothed them back asleep.

Whumper knew the sleepless nights would catch up with them eventually. They downed a tall cup of coffee, hoping to stay awake until morning...

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Whumpee woke up that morning staring wide-eyed at whumper fast asleep on the bed with them. "Hey." Whumpee spoke, testfully poked whumper's arm. They groaned, but remained out cold.

Whumpee climbed over them and touched their bare foot to the floor, they immediately felt something cold as they flinched. There was spilt coffee at the foot of the bed along with an assortment of papers. They were badly stained, any information whumpee could have gleaned were long gone.

A silver key was dangling from whumper's pocket. If whumpee couldn't find information here, then there would be something elsewhere.

They clutched the key and snuck out of the infirmary. There were guards patrolling the halls as whumpee ducked around the corner. They let the guards pass, before slipping into the hall behind them. Whumpee tried every door they passed, all locked tight and the key fit none of them.

There was one last engraved door at the end of the hall. Whumpee heard the guards coming back around as they trembled and kept missing the keyhole. There was a silent *click* as the door swung open. Whumpee jumped in and shut the door behind them, taking a deep sigh of relief.

They stood in what seemed to be whumper's office; a large wooden desk, walls adorned with weapons, massive bookshelves. Everything whumpee expected whumper's office to look like, really.

They turned on a lamp and rooted through the desk. There were moundfuls of documents detailing whumpee's team. There were things here whumpee didn't even know... Things they weren't classified to know. They were told whumper was a murderer, someone who killed on sight; they took no prisoners and mercy was unheard of.

"Then why did you save me?" Whumpee whispered, looking at a framed picture of whumper proudly standing with their team. "Why capture me for intel if you had it already?"

In the depths of a drawer, whumpee found a roughly bound journal. It was branded with whumpee's team logo. They recognized it; each team carried one to document missions. Even whumpee had their own, though this one looked ancient...

They opened the first page before suddenly, the door opened and the lights flashed on. Whumpee gasped and dropped the book, frozen as they looked up like a deer in headlights. The person staring back had the very same expression. Horror, adrenaline, confusion.

-It was one of whumpee's teammates, dressed darkly and hooded as they took an astonished step towards whumpee.

"Whumpee? You're alive?" They whispered. "How? We thought they killed you." They gasped. Whumpee covered their mouth and clambered back to their feet. They were flooded with relief seeing a friendly face. They tried to figure out how to say a million words in a single breath.

"It's a long story-" Whumpee heaved, "I've been kept here by whumper, I got hurt in the attack and I-I was bleeding out and I was-" Whumpee trailed off with a flicker of doubt. They knew their team would think whumpee betrayed them if they were found alive in whumper's custody. The amount of intel that could be tortured out of them...

"I wouldn't believe it if I wasn't looking right at you." Their teammate filled in the silence, taking a step closer. "To think all this time, you survived..."

They didn't sound happy. Both of their eyes dropped to the journal between their feet, branded with their symbol.

"Ah, I see... So you found it." Their teammate stared.

"Found what? What have you not told me?" Whumpee demanded.

They crouched down to pick up the book, as they heard a *sswick* of a blade being unsheathed. Whumpee stopped in their tracks. They slowly looked up and stared into the tip of a blade and the eyes of someone who was no ally.

"I really am sorry." Their teammate whispered softly. "But you died that day, whumpee. It has to stay that way, for the good of all of us. You understand, don't you?" They took a step closer as whumpee snatched the book in their arms and backed away.

"Oh, come on, don't make this difficult. You've died once for us already. You can do it one more time, can't you?" They tilted their head.

"Can't I know why?" Whumpee's voice broke as their back hit the wall. "I- I didn't give you up, I didn't tell whumper anything. They weren't even what I thought they were... They weren't what you told me!" Whumpee suddenly shouted.

"I'm sure you didn't, you were always loyal. But it was never about that."

The blade came to their throat as whumpee shuttered and closed their eyes. The sound of a blade piercing flesh, a hot splatter of blood hit their chest, yet they felt nothing but cold adrenaline.

There was hollow silence. Whumpee opened their eyes, their teammate's face was blank as they sunk to the floor on their knees. Their silhouette was replaced by whumper, holding a dripping blade with a look of pure hatred.

"They dare set foot in my house!?" Whumper shouted. Their eyes suddenly darted to whumpee, who flinched. Their back was to the corner, face stained with blood, they trembled while hugging the journal to their chest.

"How did you get- ... No, one thing at a time." Whumper stopped themselves, putting the blade out of sight. "Are you alright? Did they hurt you?" They asked instead, nudging the corpse off their feet.

"I'm- ... I'm not hurt." Whumpee responded rapidly, trying not to show they were gasping for breath. "They were going to k-kill me." Whumpee touched their fingers to their chest where their teammates blood was splattered. "And you just... S-saved my life..."

"As much as I want to gloat and say I told you so- I'm just glad I got here when I did. Come with me, let's get you changed and we'll talk." Whumper held out their hand.

To be continued, 2/2

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#I'm going to try and conclude the rest of the story in one more final chapter. #whumper #team whump #whump #whump writing #whump stories #whump assassination attempt #caretaking #comfort whump #hurt/comfort #betrayal whump #whump angst #whumper turned caretaker #soft whumper #caring whumper #defiant whumpee #whump escape attempt #whumpee #captured whumpee

[its-a-geeks-world]

Musical theater song titles that sound terrible out of context:

(some of them, in context too) (aka most of Avenue Q and Starkid)

Part 1/?

See also:

Final exams season as musical theater song titles

Going back to school as told by musical theater/movie musicals song titles

#broadway #musical #broadway musicals #theater #musical theater #theater kid #performing #hadestown #eva noblezada #showtunes #Geek's Musicals as Life #Spring awakening #Starkid #Team starkid #Avps #Tgwdlm #trail to oregon #Hair #Assassins #Falsettos #Avenue q #The producers #Showtune #Avpm #twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier

[stainedglass-sketchbook]

CHILDREN OF BHAAL

I adore the vibe of redeemed durge your sister killed your mind and took your place - it was the greatest gift she ever gave you

#orin the red #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 orin #the dark urge #cant stop thinking about orin #myart #durge vaye #still deciding what kind of c section scar to give vaye #went with a vertical scar for this one #the lore for vaye is that he got pretty far into his life as baahls chosen as far as milestones are concerned #became unholy assassin almost finished those plans to take over the world had a kid for sacrifice/back up bhaalspawn purposes ect #& was daddy's perfect little murder baby <3 until the lobotomy ofc #then only with memory loss was there was enough distance for him to actually face how fucked the whole situation #btw Orin did Vaye's top surgery c-section and lobotomy <3 #thats his whole medical team right there #when you wake up with no memory all you have is your body for evidence so i really leaned into that for vaye's scars #I gave him vash the stampede level scars lol #he wakes up knows 4 things: that hes been through metaphorical hell and survived that someone did a choppy job on his top surgery #that at one point he decided face + eye tattoos would be his thing and that hes had a child #Im debating whether or not Orin would outright kill the kid or if shed keep the kid around until theyre old enough to face her in a duel #Leaning towards the second #that means while vaye is wondering around faerun that kid is having arts and crafts time with auntie orin! (oh no oh no oh no)

[sighonaraa]

funniest thing the finale gave us was rupert going full sith lord on jamie for *checks notes* doing his job

#he said get that gayboy OUTTA my sight #imagine being so iconique that the opposing team's manager is putting out assassination orders on you in front of god and everybody #s3 real ending was jamie's funeral after getting nuked by rupert mannion #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #jamie tartt #rupert mannion

[djsherriff-responses]

Bullfrog: This time of year reminds me of when the assassin brotherhood were all lost and I became the sole survivor of the entire creed

British branch of the Assassins creed: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE WE’RE DEAD

Bullfrog, who is French: les salauds britanniques ne comptent pas

#captain laserhawk spoilers #captain laserhawk #Assassins creed #Until we learn more I refuse to believe the entire assassins creed order is gone #So I’m choosing to believe it’s the French branch Bullfrog is the last off and he doesn’t wanna team up with brits or something #Also sorry I used Google translate I’m British and cannot learn languages #I am trying to learn a different language (korean) it’s just hard

[theworkshopmann]

The Aim Assassin

No longer are you held back by the limitation of the human body, upgrade your senses and become the next step in the human evolution.

Type: Cosmetic/misc

Class: Sniper

Paintable: Yes

Accepted in game: No

This cosmetic was made by Steam user Coolchou Zhou. Posted on June 10th 2021, you can vote for this here!

#The Aim Assassin #cosmetic #tf2 workshop #the workshop mann #tf2 #team fortress 2 #The sniper #tf2 sniper #red sniper #blu sniper

[kiwikipedia]

This is basically how my main Assassins act all the time. Poor Gray and her Murder Family

#Add is also Team Murder Is OK #Fgo #Fate/Grand Order #Fate Grand Order #Fate Go #Fate Assassin #Fate #Shuten Doji #Gray #Li Shuwen #hassan-i-sabbah #King Hassan #Fgo Shuten Doji #Fgo Gray #Fgo Hassan #Fgo Li Shuwen #lord el melloi ii sei no jikenbo: rail zeppelin grace note #lord el melloi ii case files #gray fate #Penguinkiwi Creates

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Hardison shoving Eliot around.

Leverage S05E03 The First Contact Job.

#leverage #alec hardison #eliot spencer #aldis hodge #christian kane #this is international assassin/hitter/'tougher men have wet their pants at the mere thought of me' eliot spencer #and hardison is grabbing him by the head and pushing him off balance for funsies #hardison feels perfectly safe around him! #if this doesn't prove that eliot is a teddy bear around his team by s5 then nothing will #ghostly'sgifs

[cali]

5 outlaws vs. everything else

#art #Team leader: duchess gigglemoth #DPS mage: hongyi sun dragon #Backline enchanter: zapplarang/elektross #crit dmg Assassin: membrane burner #tank + transportation: tidal hydrobunny

[rhapsoddity]

Tango is a rainbow dash kinnie prove me wrong /j

Video is up on YT as well <3

#assassin skizz au #hermitblr #team zits #team zits au #hermitcraft au #mcyt #skizzleman #tangotek

[sinestrosmind]

thanks to @tinyghostotus I made a few redraws of an IDW TMNT panel that were ABSOLUTELY meme material

#ROTTMNT #Rise of The TMNT #Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #2012 TMNT #ROTTMNT Leo #TMNT #ROTTMNT Donnie #TMNT 2012 #2012 TMNT Raph #2012 Raph #⭑🛠⭑ Located on the Stark Secure Servers { My Art } #⭑🛠⭑ Raphael has the most attitude on the team { 2012 Raph } #⭑🛠⭑ Leo’s makin’ a scene { Rise Leo } #⭑🛠⭑ Donnie rocks machines { Rise Donnie } #⭑🛠⭑ Hyperfixation est. 2018 { 2012 TMNT } #⭑🛠⭑ Hyperfixation est. 2019 { ROTTMNT } #⭑🛠⭑ Sooooo Leo was confirmed to play an assassin or thief in DnD….. { Master Chief } #⭑🛠⭑ So I have a few blorbos bouncing around my skull like a windows screensaver { Kin Stuff } #⭑🛠⭑ Holds up like Rafiki holding Simba { Gifts } #⭑🛠⭑ I used to pronounce this “cue weE weE” send help { Queue }

[whatkindofnameisella]

me when "your likeness to your father becomes more remarkable every year." and "i am having one of those mornings, fitz, when all that fills my head is what might have been and what could have been. i should never have allowed him to abdicate." and "you know what i wish? i wish your father were alive, and king in waiting." and "sometimes i am so lonely for him; it is like being the only one of something in the world. "

#chivalry starting line up team captian d1 going on to the olympics narrative haunter #rote #assassin's apprentice #robin hobb #farseer trilogy #RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGHGHGH WHAT IF I WENT INSANE!!!!!!! #books

[teecupangel]

I had this unhinged crossover idea, Desmond getting yeeted into left 4 dead. Consider this like a really, really late Halloween thing.

I hadn't thought too much on how things would play out for Desmond but all I know is he fucking hates it, he's thought he hated being the main target for Abstergo? Oh he's gonna hate the undead despite feeling a bit of sympathy for them.

I mean, the green flu appeared to have started slowly before things spiraled out of control continuing to evolve and further spread, and the next thing people knew, their loved ones were dropping like flies only to rise once more and begin just attacking out of nowhere. Heartbreaking to him but now his fight for survival just got worse, there's no innocents anymore, and survivors who were once kind and generous are now willing to kill other survivors just to stay safe and get supplies.

He did find some of the saferoom wall writing hilarious though, if he found a marker he totally adds his two cents in.

Absolutely hates the special infected, avoiding witches? He can manage that unless some idiot startles her, first encounter he had was not fun- he swore his heart stopped for a second hearing the witch screech. And don't get him started on the hunters, they boggle his mind and make him internally rage. Of all special infected, he's 100,000% certain if he drops and all he'd end up a hunter, and that thought terrifies him above all else.

Like, could you imagine that? Hunter!Desmond would be a freaking menace, and unlike other hunters who aren't all that silent due to his training and bleeding effects, his stealth goes above and beyond what the typical hunter is capable of. Nightmare fuel for sure.

Well, this is obviously a very late Halloween thing because I just answered this today XD

I have fond memories of L4D as it was the game me and my friends would play between classes if we were quite bored. I even play Back 4 Blood with my friend a few months back just to get back to that L4D feel (and also because it was one of the few games we both had that we could play together hahahaha).

Out of all the infected, I prefer being the Hunter so there’s definitely some bias when I say that I agree with you that Desmond would definitely be the worst kind of Hunter.

Made for stealth and speed, compounded by his unique genetics that makes him the closest Isu among the humans if we don’t count the Sages.

He wouldn’t just be a Hunter, he’d be a mutated Hunter.

One might even call him the Apex Hunter.

His vision would stay in a heightened state of Eagle Vision, unaffected by flashbangs or any kind of tools that might impede his visions or other senses.

The heightened state of Eagle Vision meant that not even walls can hide his preys and he has… ‘favorites’, one might say.

The Apex Hunter would prioritize hunting and turning specific humans.

Humans that would turn into Hunters as well, joining him with some kind of strange pack-like intuition.

To the humans, it would seem random and they won’t realize it but the Apex Hunter…

He turns those that glowed bright to him.

Those with higher Isu genes that the rest.

And it is those nightmares that plague Desmond’s sleep.

It makes him fear being infected.

Not that it was easy for him to be infected.

He wore a mask to cover his face and lessen the chance of being hit by blood or any kind of body fluids from those he takes down. He goes to the nearest museum and ransacks their historical weapon and armor displays, going for the chainmail and leather armor instead of a full metal armor. It was as light as he could get it while offering the necessary protections as he sometimes has no choice but to get into close combat with them.

He goes for weapons his Bleeds are familiar with, a hunting bow for stealth kills that wouldn’t alert the hordes, a sword with the nearest weight to what he was familiar with, a hunting dagger that he uses more as a utility tool than anything else and an emergency pistol he got from an undead police officer he took down.

He kept his identity a secret. There was no need to tell everyone he was Desmond Miles, not when he’s not sure yet if Abstergo had already been wiped out or if they’re not behind the scenes, protected by the best security money can buy.

He woke up alone, in a room that had enough clues for him to figure out that he was about to be dissected (or vivisected since he wasn’t dead yet).

No clues on where the Assassins were.

If there were even Assassins left.

All he knew was that he woke up and the world had turned into a post zombie apocalypse.

So he continues to travel, focusing on the rooftops to traverse and only making contact with other survivors when it was necessary (or if his kindness gets the better of him).

He does not give a name.

But his existence is whispered regardless.

The White Hood.

A man clad in a white hoodie with a blank mask that covers his entire face.

You know when you see him because…

His white clothes do not have a speck of blood at all.

#i feel like desmond would be trying to find his team #hoping they’re still alive #but not holding his breath at all #if they were dead #he was hoping he could find his apple with their remains #at the very least #it’s morbid yes #but he has seen enough death and the shambling of the undead #to have hope #but to prepare for the worst #assassin's creed #desmond miles #ask and answer #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

[curlish]

I am a princess

A princess assassin

#bart curlish #holistic assassin #dghda #fiona dourif #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #dirk gently's holistic detective agency #wedding security team #curlish princess