#asskicking

[silverbridge-harbor]

I'm here to kick ass and write fifteen words, and brother, I'm all out of

#stupid thoughts #196 #asskicking #tags don't count

[thehuntingcompany]

I literally got my ass kicked by a rhea today. He may not look like much but he won. Like kick you in 20 different places in a fraction of a second. There was a time I was laying on the ground out of breath bloody and beaten but he is in the trailer after I lassoed and hog tied him. Can’t say the same for the other one it hell pecked me than jumped the fence and ran in the woods so if you encounter a rhea around Lucedale MS hmu. #wtfskills #dangerous #rhea #rheabird #beatdown #wildthing #exoticanimals #bigbird #asskicking #ranchlife #farmlife #wildlife (at The Mizell Wildlife Ranch) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co6BnYNp9hR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#wtfskills #dangerous #rhea #rheabird #beatdown #wildthing #exoticanimals #bigbird #asskicking #ranchlife #farmlife #wildlife

[patrickwmarsh]

Looking for something to post while I try to ignore the Vikings losing. I don’t remember where I screenshot this or whatever. It was in my camera roll. Sometimes you just need a picture of a cat kicking a bunch dudes asses. It’s necessary. 🐱 #cat #asskicking https://www.instagram.com/p/CkodWAzpG6M/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#cat #asskicking

[charmac]

Mac McDonald - "Gay"

#iasip #mac mcdonald #gay mac rules #oc #sorry for the indigo readability i spent like an hour and thats the best shade i could get #annoyed there was no s16 direct gay mention #gay ass season but no 'gay' lol #eps in order for you -> #Mac's Banging the Waitress #Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom #The Gang Sells Out #Mac Fights Gay Marriage #Mac Day #Asskickers United #The Gang Goes to Hell #x2 #Hero or Hate Crime #The Gang Tends Bar #The Gang Gets New Wheels #The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem #The Gang Gets Romantic #The Gang Texts #The Gang's Still in Ireland #Mac Finds His Pride

[lemonadeslice]

siblings in horror: codependent edition

ginger snaps | a tale of two sisters | shrew's nest | the endless

blood-soaked | haunted | ride-or-die

#either they are two completely opposed yet inseparable forces or they are two halves of a thing. or both! you know? #ginger snaps #a tale of two sisters #shrew's nest #the endless #horror #alternate title: codependent relationships with varying fatality rates #also want to take this moment to say i am a ginger apologist (duh) and a monste apologist (ms gomez is so beautiful i could not help it) #i'm not really sure what these are. i like making sets of things. i have been having a godawful month and horror helps a little. wheee #anyway. kisses. see u soon for art fight wrap up. and of course come to art fight in the next ten days if u want an asskicking. #siblings in horror

[phantomarine]

the safest way I've found to ship a human character with an ancient godlike being is simply to make the human be able to royally kick the ancient god's ass at any given point

it helps balance the power dynamic AND it can be funny as hell

#phantomarine #comic #everyone's mileage varies but I greatly value mutual asskicking ability #I guess the human can actually make them cry really hard too #maybe that counts as a form of asskicking

[inuyashasfangs]

y’all will ship tarti with anyone who could beat his ass and that is the CORRECT thing to do

#wriochi #chisley #chiscara #he’s weak for an asskicking i love him

[futureboy]

happy birthday alex kralie, you dramatic pissbaby. best tragic villain. stabby shitbitch. rest in fucking pieces lmao

#marble hornets #i got him the same thing i get him every year.... AN ATOMIC ASSKICKING

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

While on a hunt for the ever elusive Daryl Actually Smiling image for art ref purposes, I remembered. "Lil Ass-Kicker" :'(

#I forgot!! #I forget that Judith exists sometimes #how could I forget lil asskicker #anyways I found Daryl smiling (kinda) finally #thanks Judith #I've got an ask I've been wanting to answer with a drawing but I couldn't find a good ref #now I can #the walking dead

[winxwiki]

I see a lot of muddied stuff about Valtor, the Ancestral Witches and the timeline on the events before Domino's fall so I'm gonna translate the original italian dialogue of S3E7 to clear it once for all and let you make your own conclusions about plot holes and all

Faragonda: What I want to tell you is the history of an ancient battle. What you see here is the Company of Light in its greatest battle, the one against Valtor. Valtor wasn't a normal sorcerer, when the Great Dragon created the universe, a spark of his flame fell into darkness. Darkness mixed with the power of the flame and that's when the Ancestral Witches found it Bloom: The Ancestral Witches? Do you mean the Trix' ancestors? Faragonda: Yes. They shaped that flame in human form, Valtor was his name. They raised him and once he was an adult they sent him to conquer the magical dimensions. Bloom: But who were these heroes? What was the Company of Light? Faragonda: It was a brave team, there were the best knights, fairies and wizards. It was founded by Marion and Oritel, your parents Bloom: They founded the Company of Light to fight against the Ancestresses, right? Faragonda: Correct! When the Ancestresses destroyed your world, Domino, your parents thought you had also disappeared in that catastrophe. And then they understood that evil had to be stopped. Bloom: I'm sorry, but how do you know all this? (Bloom is being very polite but it's untranslateable) Faragonda: It's simple Bloom, because I was also part of that Company alongside Principal Griffin and Professor Saladin. To repress the forces of evil, we fought Valtor all together! Bloom: And then? What happened, you trapped him in the Omega dimension? Faragonda: It was your parents who did that. The other warriors of the Company were defeated. They used their last strength to imprison Valtor, but the price to pay was very high, because Marion and Oritel did not come back.

So from this we know that:

The darkness mixed with the spark called the Ancestral Witches

Valtor grew like a normal human being, from baby to adulthood and he was raised and groomed by the Ancestral Witches from the start.

The Ancestral Witches are the Trix' ancestors. Period. Why is this even a debate

The war against the Ancestral Witches started years before Bloom was even born, but the Company of Light was created specifically by Oritel and Marion. How long had Darkar been reigning this war? How long have the Ancestral Witches been haunting Domino?

Valtor has a body count. There's dead warriors from the Company that we don't know of. We do know that there were few survivors from Faragonda's testimony. Oritel and Marion counted as MIA

Bloom was sent to Earth before Domino's inhabitants and all life itself were sucked into Obsidian? This means that Oritel and Marion saw Daphne's death but couldn't find Bloom's remains, if they assumed Bloom had disappeared and left this testimony to others (Faragonda). By the time Valtor was banished Daphne was already dead.

#winx club #winx canon #translations #season 3 #s3e7 #long post #anybody saying sirenix curse retcon will be asskicked. that thing doesnt exist #let daphne's sacrifice mean something

[theindescribable1]

tell me the story on when you were a jerk

:)

ah. Tis but the truth...I have not always been this kind and lovable gremlin...

Once I was a jerk! And it was some weird phase? Idk..

So basically, in my 5th grade elementary school I had a group of great friends! We'd always hang out! But I think I started talking to the mean kids and well.. Its like they converted my smooth brain to become an absolute nightmare! I was really rude to my friends and they were always just left confused. I made one 4th grade student cry because I decided to push them over and step on their hand, I made one other 5th grade student shed a tear after I yeeted him off the jungle gym.. (( I'm sorry :,] )) And once, I was talking some trash to the quiet kid, calling her some names... You know, 5th grade stuff... And she was Pissed. Ok I'm telling you DON'T MESS WITH THE QUIET KID... She dropped all of her things, cracked her knuckles, then punched me so hard in the stomach that I forgot how to breath for a solid 5 seconds. THAT WAS A STRONG PUNCH!!! I was just sitting on the floor looking at her. I was just like... trying to process what happened. She then pjcked up her stuff and walked past... well no she walked on and then past me. She stepped on my hand... Shocker.

...Don't be a jerk guys! You'll get punched so hard that you'll be knocked back to 1st grade! I was converted back to good boi after that. My friends forgave me! 🥲👍

((Shoutout to Nancy from 5th grade. You have strong punches and I'm scared of you))

#2 stories I guess.... #owchie #There isn't many people that I'm scared of. You all know I'm an asskicker #a badass even... now imagine me being terrified of Nancy... #Yeeeeah... #At least #WAIT WTH #WHEN I TYPED “AT LEAST” IT SAID... #at least 13 dead in horror nightclub fire in spain as inferno rips through packed birthday party #at least 35 scottish schools confirmed to have dangerous concrete – full list of council areas affected #at least 26 dead and many trapped after railway bridge collapses while under construction in india #WHAT THE FU-

[softwaring]

this trail is such an ass kicker but whew these views

#me; having hikes 2500ft in less than a mile: yea this ones an asskicker!!! #snowshoes add SO MUCH weight to ur feet

[weepylucifer]

Ulixes' worst nightmare isn't dying in Le Retour or anything like that, it's Steban starting to date some other, cooler guy before he gets a chance to spit out how he feels (and yet, he keeps putting it off. the anxiety this causes him is like a pressure cooker)

#ulixes sees steban have conversations with other guys and starts frothing at the mouth #rn my brain's on steban bonding with noid but like. he has to do it without uli present bc uli will read into it #and tell noid to catch him outside and get his ass kicked #(the asskicking is not in question uli's a baby academic and noid used to be a carpenter) #posts by me

[charmac]

rewatching ass kickers united and thinking thoughts about the johnny parallels like mac and charlie continuing to talk about the master at the end as though dennis hadn’t admitted he made it all up and before that when dennis told dee she “needs years of talent to even sniff his talent for manipulation” while miming sniffing his pointer and middle finger ?? right after the scene of him manipulating mac ???

Ah this is a very good one...

Straight confession, confused denial

Dennis frustrated by the degree to which his own manipulation works on Mac...

*Stares into the camera with the knowledge that S10 was the mutual masturbation reveal*

#iasip #macdennis #dennis reynolds #frank vs russia #asskickers united #RAHHH this one is good

[doodle-empress66]

Keeping Stolas alive so Via doesn't get what he owns proves that Stella and Octavia don't have a good relationship.

She could've tried to manipulate Via instead, but she KNOWS that if Via gets everything, she won't have access to it That's...telling.

#Is it bad that at first i thought stella gon tell striker to kill via too #Stella wouldn't have gotten more than an asskick from Paimon for murking an heir #I just wish we’d actually have a scene of the two showing they don’t have a good relationship. Though I’m sure that has to be coming at som #right? #helluva boss #vivziepop #animation #helluva boss season 2 #helluva boss stella #helluva boss andrealphus

[sazeracx]

Been a bit, hasn’t it?

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #daniil dankovsky #мор утопия #даниил данковский #pathologic cosplay #come to anime boston for an asskicking 😤 #yes i give him more moles now i was stupid not to before #also. naked hand 🫣