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unpretty · 15 hours ago
astielle asks with spoilers up to chapter 32!
anonymous asked:
as someone who enjoys the thing everyone's saying "what the fuck" about, I for one am delighted. thank you for the nightmares, Kitty
anonymous asked:
So many great things this chapter! The Storm Prince! Minnows Boys!! The description of a dish that had me going, "This?? Doesn't sound appetizing? At all??" All of it is so good, thanks for another banger
@gutterdaughter asked:
chapter 31 made me suddenly feel like i was seeing the Matrix. like i can perfectly envision this exact horseshit endgame fetch quest that needs the ultra rarest ingredient from each of the food minigames. and then you complete it and it took you 10 real time hours and it spits out a food item that gives no benefits, its just a developer joke about how fucking stupid it would be to just put all the rich people shit in one dish, who puts gold leaf on a pizza. and you're like, thanks yoko taro.
you have to assume that every guide mentions multiple times that you don't have to do this unless you're trying to get 100% because there isn't even an achievement for it. everyone's so mad there's no cheevo for this.
anonymous asked:
hello, re: asimovsideburns' ask about black drakonis' gender & whole vibe being representative of lynette: screaming crying sobbing my life is ruined im emo // also: the stardew island vibes of this sidequest were off the charts and I fucking loved it // also also: "you hated me. you liked the face" broke my whole damn heart.
anonymous asked:
A: Aww! Pink truffles! So cute! B: Actually they're only pink because they're STAINED with BLOOD. A: D:
anonymous asked:
Okay, so it seems I'm not the only one whose attention was caught by “they’re eating her” and YES my thoughts also turned to Black Drakonis. (Sidenote, love how she's distinguished from Ari's White/Moonlight Drakonis even though she's THE ONLY ONE usually.) BUT there IS another very significant HER who is missing. Someone associated with seas (possibly also storms?)... and Leonas. So....
anonymous asked:
i'm still thinking about "they're eating her," and props to the commenters who suggested Black Drakonis because that absolutely had not occurred to me, BUT it did make me think of another possibility. i am reminded of the fairy king's comment about eating Leonas' extra magic, and Leonas talking about how wells of magic form, and the island being surrounded by storms that seem to impact Leonas specifically... Cyrnae?
anonymous asked:
It surprised me that everyone thought the her was black drakonis - i had assumed it was leonas' fucking MOM! Like, she's a PIRATE SEA WITCH QUEEN, they're on an ISLAND WITH STORMS ... I assumed Leland flesh puppeted her there and buried her corpse. And. You know. I really Hope its black drakonis actually
@and-then-he-melted asked:
Am currently imagining that to really capture the open world rpg feel 'decompressing' goes on for 5-10 years, everyone gets used to either the hero popping through with the monster and the heir, or the hero popping through with an unknown blonde sun-witch and a white tauril both wearing excessively large hats to hide their faces (depending on the local political situation)
genuinely thought about how goddamn funny it would be to just throw in a massive timeskip with only vague references to all the sidequests they did, but that would mean either they deal with their issues off-screen (unacceptable) or else they spend like five years just not dealing with it at all (plausible actually)
@d-a-f-punk asked:
chapters 30 and 31 have such a calm before the storm feeling and on the one hand I'm so worried that the monster city is about to get besieged and on the other hand I can't wait to see what kind of absolute home alone nonsense the brutelings built
@nightshadeis asked:
I Am So Upset About The Lost They're babies!!
they're just little guys
@shadowedseas asked:
How am I supposed to sleep after that? Undead children trapped eternally in an underground prison shaped like a missile silo, I'm sure THAT won't haunt my dreams. Were they made on purpose? Some kind of ritual undead creation by sunpriests? Who put the fake sword there? What did Vaelon do there? What the ever-loving hell? Between this and the storm island trees eating someone this story is becoming less porn and more nightmare fuel.
it's like they say, one man's porn is another man's nightmare fuel
anonymous asked:
Thank you for the exceptionally creepy chapter! Since you are doing lore: 1) have we seen if the Heir's blessing has a concrete effect, like the other two's blessings (like the existence of other monsters and the fact they get reincarnated together)? 2) How were the monsters able to move the Sunshield and the Starshield after Lynette and Valeon died?
the only concrete effect of lynette's blessing is the nature of the circumstances of the heir/guardian's birth (they are always born with something that is theirs to protect)
karzarul had to be the one who moved them! whether or not he came up with a workaround to avoid it burning him the entire time is left as an exercise for the reader
anonymous asked:
Yessss! Finally some moon-cult/moon-cultist things! I'm so curious!
anonymous asked:
Okay, but the children WERE alive, unless Undead can learn to read... right?
parchment/paper could be written on or interacted with in a way that would make it clear if they'd been used, but there isn't any way of telling if any of the tablets or toys were actually used after they'd been left there
@thegayknee asked:
I'm loving Astielle, but I'm feeling kind of stupid because I had no idea what was going on in the last chapter. Was I supposed to get it, or is the reader to be confused until the pieces come together in a later chapter
there was. a LOT happening. hopefully things will get clearer as we go! as the person writing it i am not a good judge of how much anyone should be able to figure out already, hahaha
@becauseforoncethisisme asked:
I have no idea where the hell the Lost worldbuilding is headed but I am INTERESTED
@emilise284 asked:
Minnow taking them into the temple without explaining anything about the Lost made me really sympathize with my followers in Skyrim. Like yes *I* have played the game before and know there are draugr and the wiki tells me about the evil necromancers in this cave but poor Lydia has to be like, "hey, dragonborn? What the fuck. I've never seen so many Falmer in my LIFE. The last cave just had a bear and this one holds the most famous vampire in the world???" (Great chapter, 10/10)
"stop asking me why we're here like it's my fault, this is just where the quest marker is pointing"
@themaidenisdeath asked:
THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES NOW????? Okay, I have a legitimate question, and I don't mean to make it sound judgey or anything bc I'm in too deep now, and I'm gonna go on reading no matter what. But I just wanna know, for the record. Do you... know where this is going? Do you know how each plotline ends? Also, even through the Astielle!apocalypseverse, you managed to make me awwwww at this: "She is the one who spoke to me. She is the one I understand. No Goddess bound me to her; I bound myself from the first.” Serious Wuthering Heights vibes with "he's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same". THEIR CONNECTION IS WHAT WISHED HIM TO LIFE I'm going insane
i think i know how it ends! mostly! i ended up being wrong about what was up with the undead when i first implied they existed in chapter like, 22ish? it think that was the first time, the catacombs mostly seemed like normal catacombs aside from leonas talking to skulls so i don't think that counts.
anonymous asked:
Ok firstly comparative linguistics and archaeology is my jam so jot that down. Love this chapter what amazing worldbuildig. But i see why youve been lamenting the need for lore haha cant wait to see where this goes!
having to double-check if i ever mentioned the ruined temple being in a different country (or literally anything about it at all) was so goddamn stressful why do i not take notes
@kingfisherblues asked:
What's the fuss about! It's just a good chapter featuring linguistics and necessary funerary practices. Nothing to be sad about at all. Just some thinkers. It's fine. (Teasing aside, I love the new direction of lore, it's great.)
anonymous asked:
HELL yes. That's certified good as hell undead lore.
@roboticabirdie asked:
i LOVE the concept of sun zombies so much holy shit
@halfdeadfriedrice asked:
I have strong feelings about Minnow POV (not JUST for the sweet sweet hit of a character who isn't acknowledging their feelings it's just reflected in their uncharacteristic actions) but I really!! "I need to take my boyfriends to the creepy temple so they can tell me what's the thing that's out of place. Is it a single piece of paper? A stone out of place? The hordes of zombie children? The alphabet?" It's SO MUCH in the BEST WAY
furtherly, upon reread: 1. implications about NEW Undead that Minnow has seen is, frankly, unsettling, given that the corpses downstairs start at 1000 years old? The entire construction is.. unsettling. 2. taking a moment to hate the king for, "real children, the ones that don’t have a soul eternal." 3. Minnow taking a moment to think, "I need to get Leonas a swooshy cloak so he can make more dramatic exits" was gr9 4. TREE FEELINGS
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@01d55 asked:
So, Karzarul has never seen Undead before. It follows he's never tried his magic kill-anything bow on them before. I reason he's also immune to the sunlight draining, on account of not having any sunlight in him.
anonymous asked:
Everyone is all "kitty wtf" and I'm just here like "OOOHHHHH I thought the Moon made whole bodies into zombies it but aktually the Sun zealots made the Moon cultists handle their bullshit and that, frankly, is just rude"
@ivylaughed asked:
I have CONCERNS about the people who worship the sun empire. Can we talk death cult??? Literally???????
starting to think these sun guys might be problematic
anonymous asked:
Sunsweet is a brand name that allows its owner, some kind of plum growers' association, to differentiate their unsweetened prunes from whatever the compression was like when they started the brand. Or something like that. Probably. Anyway, Sundead.
@makadragontamer asked:
First of all, you're welcome for the what the fuck chain second of all HOLY SHIT I LOVED 32!!! The INSTANT they found the toy I was like "oh no I'm not gonna like this" and then they found the early reader cards and I was like "OH NO IM REALLY NOT GONNA LIKE THIS" and it was SO GOOD the atmosphere the tension building the fact that minnow is SO unsettled and upset and she can't explain herself and, like, honestly POOR ELIAS I feel like a youtuber does a let's play of his game in the interest of ~completion~ cause they've done the rest of the games and people look back and go "okay the game sucks but the concept FUCKS" and there's a fanfic niche that's LITERALLY just his thoughts as he places the star sword in this fucked up undead nursery Also. Like. The Lore of the sun goddess just going "aren't bodies supposed to, like, move and shit?" and creating these really sad zombies and they bit about the EYES GOD that's such a tasty concept. I can't Really form thoughts about the kids beyond "how tragic that they never got to live and aren't allowed to die" Anyway, internal screaming now external screaming good chapter 10/10 excellent angst
@valence-positive asked:
In the context of the new chapter.... this happened to Jonys! Like Aimon didn't invent a terrible sun-reanimation, he found a hack to speed up the process. And maybe control him so thats its own thing but it still 😳 Aimon must have seen the temple - what could it have possibly been like when Vaelon went to make the door?? LOTS of thoughts about this chapter
@revirag asked:
Kitty. Kitty! KITTY!! OUCH. this chapter HURT. great job with creating the atmosphere and setting the crumbs, i really enjoyed reading it. I loved when Ari showed off his intelligence, how some things so natural to him are so alien to the other two. Poor Minnow and Leonas.. Many hard things to face here. Poor babies, i want to hug them. Loved Ari's reaction to Leonas's 'minute'. After so many deaths of course he would have a reaction to it (even if it was most often the hero who killed him.)
@onceuponymous asked:
There being *so many* unwanted children who became changelings might be subject to the opposite of survivorship bias (kids from many different generations would stay the same age and all end up grouped in the same place and time), but being so certain of how there will be families who don't want their kids from such a young age probably did something to Minnow's perception of the world. (at least she was primed to distrust Leland?)
@onceuponymous asked:
"Nothing breeds that lives forever." It took me until a reread this morning to parse that this was saying the immortality blessing comes with infertility (which would explain why Leonas never got anyone pregananant)
leonas probably wasn't being particularly cooperative with his father's plans, in fairness
but since it applies to anything that lives forever, it also isn't a matter of their being specifically targeted or anything
anonymous asked:
Obviously a chapter filled with revelations, big fan. And this is definitely an important emotional moment for Leonas. Cannot Help but notice however, in the context of kink taxonomy hell, that you have made it impossible for anyone to get pregnant. My squicks are impossible, btw. It’s Canon. Lore even.
found family is mandatory and no one gets to have kids except phil. and unfortunately leland i guess.
anonymous asked:
Am I seriously the first person to go "YESSSSSSSSSS COMPARATIVE LINGUISTICS"? Because that was awesome
i had to invent a word for the punctuation mark i invented. i didn't even explain it. i just threw that out there and everyone has to accept it now.
@onceuponymous asked:
"Paracoronis" [No Google results] is this a made-up orthographical symbol that's part of the extensive lore backstory of which there will be scant mention in the work itself?
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unpretty · 17 hours ago
Every time you release more astielle I remember that this was gonna be monsterfucking pwp and now we're here and I have to ask what the fUcK
every time i try to write a real story it descends into filth and whenever i try to write filth there's political intrigue and trauma :(
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unpretty · a day ago
Kitty what the FUCK
it's possible that bedtime wasn't the best choice for posting chapter 32
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unpretty · 17 hours ago
I hope you know that you're very good at being very bad at writing simple monsterporn.
at least i finally managed to get the monster gangbang in there
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unpretty · 2 days ago
asdkhasdjkh the lore discussion made me realize i already borked the lore...
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unpretty · 20 hours ago
Ok I'm a longtime follower of yours who just started actually reading Astielle (at the beginning of chapter 3) and I love it so far and am *concerned* about the what the fuck ask
everyone who hasn't caught up yet:
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unpretty · 20 hours ago
Hey Kitty i juat read that new chapter and *what the fuck*
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unpretty · 12 hours ago
Small question: at the beginning of Chapter 32, is the word intentionally “bought” or typo’d for “brought”? My brain tries to autocorrect, but I can see different implications for each so I thought I should ask instead of trying to assume.
bought! that was way back in chapter four, the flashback establishes that leonas took her to larksedge to get her equipped and then dropped her off at the ruined temple before running home in time for his birthday
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unpretty · 18 hours ago
Joining the chain of WTF anons who found out about the new chapter thanks to other WTF anons.
It's my turn: what the fuck?!?
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unpretty · a day ago
anon that discovered the chapter via the 'what to fuck' and hey kitty what the FUCK
the reviews are IN
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unpretty · a day ago
that 'kitty what the FUCK' ask is how i discovered there's a new chapter and im terrified
it's usually a pretty bad sign
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unpretty · 9 months ago
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Someone else was here. He could hear their boots in the underbrush, quiet as they were. His ears flicked. The fleeing pilgrim, back again? He turned his head at just the right moment to catch her eyes.
Mostly hidden behind a tree in the shadows of the leaves, she looked like one of the abandoned changelings of the Faewild Forest. She had all the tells of a child once touched but not claimed, reflective pupils and pointed ears and streaks of grass-green in her hair. For those who turned, the final effect was ethereal. Half-done, they looked like dolls abandoned in the dirt, broken and mossy.
This one was grown, though. As grown as any human ever was. What had made her leave the forest, where she could have lived on ageless and waiting?
“Hello,” he said, and her eyes widened.
“You speak Astia?” she asked. Her voice was small and coarse.
“Most Taurils do,” he said.
Her thick brows furrowed. “No they don’t.”
“I think I’d know better than you do,” he said, and she pressed her lips together. “Have you met many Taurils?”
“They keep trying to kill me,” she said. “I’ve never heard one talk.” Her eyes drifted lower, still high above her head. “Or wear clothes,” she said. “Armor, but not clothes.”
“I’m old,” he said, and her eyes narrowed as she tried to connect the two statements. “Your horse must be very fast,” he added, since few Taurils ‘tried’ to kill rather than simply succeeding.
She grinned, pearl-white teeth glinting like knives. “My sword is very sharp,” she corrected.
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unpretty · a month ago
What if instead of posting anything in a linear chronological fashion this week you instead just posted an interlude about the monsters gangbanging some human. Which might or might not even be canon while the three are off doing their thing.
don't tempt me
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unpretty · a month ago
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unpretty · 17 days ago
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unpretty · 4 months ago
Forget the threesome, I want these three to gang up on the asshole "deities" that decided to make a game of this whole thing.
the eternal struggle between a desire for threesomes and a desire to kill the gods themselves
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unpretty · a month ago
"Monster Gangbang" has the same syllables as "Mister Sandman." ..."Monster Gangbang, came from a dream... caused so much writing, and now we feel seen."
imagine a bullizard barbershop quartet
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unpretty · 2 months ago
Ok, so I saw that art set you reblogged with the little fae girl handing out ice pops to the little snow creatures, and it made me think of Minnow. But then the white hair wasn't right, so my brain said "Minnow's hair changes with the seasons" and now I'm caught in a world where the green streaks in her hair change to autumn colours in the fall, black or white in winter, then bright yellow-green in the spring and back to deep green for the summer. So that's where my brain is at tonight lol. Anyways, hope you have a great night!
... i wonder... if it's too late... for me to steal this...
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