#astonishing tales of the highly improbable

[fayzart136]

(yes I know the Room is super obscure compared to the others. Idc, he's my favorite blorbo.)

S/O to @very-tired-child!! His posting about Places That Are Characters (and his excellent humanizations) are what inspired my own spin on the idea.

"Annotated" versions under the cut.

#artists on tumblr #digital #sfw #lineup #house of leaves #character design #HOL #the house on ash tree lane #anatomy #anatomy game #anatomy kitty horrorshow #kitty horrorshow #shaperaverse #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #i will make this post breach containment #and they will be confused about Room lmao #idc i like how his face turned out. #anyway the biggest thank you again to very-tired-child #also references. Use em. #maybe later ill show just how many references i used. Spoiler: a lot #art

[honeysuckle-venom]

Raven: I miss my boyfriend...maybe I should kill myself about it

Lloyd: I miss my boyfriend...I should definitely kill everyone else about it

#they are so deranged #my post #text post #shaperaverse #uncle raven #lloyd allen #lloydven #dona #the dolls of new albion #the ballad of lost hollow #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #i feel like someone must have made this post before but i don't remember seeing it so... #suicide cw #suicide tw #just in case

[totally-canon-new-albion]

Lloyd: Now, let's read this fanmail... "do you like men." Man is a hopeless creature. I don't like much of anyone.

Oh, if you meant sexually, then yes.

#new albion #shaperaverse #paul shapera #lloyd #new albion radio hour #narh #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #Source: faggotcwilbur on Tumblr

[probably-a-muppet]

A while ago I wrote a shaperaverse fic for an art exchange. It's up on AO3 now so go enjoy it you heathens, or else

Oh, and it's podfic, so you can alternately just listen to it

#Shaperaverse #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #post-human war #I guess I should tag the characters and what not #I don't write a lot of fic #Raven Shaperaverse #Lloyd Allen #Marjolein Shaperaverse #Also The King in Yellow #It's relevant trust me

[idunnoausersname]

Mfers will be like "oh yeah me and my soulmate are TOTALLY not dysfunctional" and then they'll describe them like THIS

(both are these are DIRECT QUOTES from Astonishing Tales)

Like Lloyd. Buddy. My guy. It's not a good look to compare your boyfriend to a pet, TWICE.

#mind you i say this as a positive!!! #but while i dont doubt that lloyd loves Raven #this is the closest he comes to explaining WHY he loves him. #and uuuuuh #Its Not A Good Look #/pos!! i love how fucked up they are #shaperaverse #paul shapera #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #lloyd allen

[shaperaverse-brainrot]

Designs for Michael, Jill, and Asha (my beloveds)

#shaperaverse #jill (shaperaverse) #michael shaperaverse #Asha (shaperaverse) #astonishing tales of the highly improbable

[chtozaepta]

I love them all

#shaperaverse #paul shapera #posthuman war #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #new albion #playhouse posthumans #david adams #uncle raven #lloyd allen #asha #jill #michael #my blorbinnions

[post-elysian]

AHH i'm going through and listening to the astonishing tales of the highly improbable podcast for New Content, and it is SO fun, HIGHLY recommend it!!

i've been really interested in lloyds character as of late, and there are so many fun little tidbits of information sprinkled in here! like his parents, and his distaste for new albion, and his LOVE OF RAVEN!! god he adores raven. they're truly meant for eachother <33

not only that but lloyds personality is so fun to listen to. and the stories are really entertaining! i thought i wouldn't ever be able to stand listening to more than a few episodes of a podcast, but i've been proven wrong

#lloyd is very quickly becoming one of my favourite characters. like of all time #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #surely i can make that tag shorter... #uhhh #astonishing tales #orrr #atothi #?? #athi? #alternatively i can make it longer #behold: #the new albion radio hour presents the astonishing tales of the highly improbable

[softlymenacinginfsharpminor]

You know that little moment in the last episode of the podcast where Lloyd gets all self aware and sad about how he never used to be so Angry and if he can just get back to Raven it will be okay again…yeah…that hurts.

#the continuing adventures of me losing my mind about lloyd allen #shaperaverse #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #astonishing tales of the highly unprobable spoilers #lloyd allen

[jewishdainix]

David "I'm straight" adams to uncle "I'm just a sweet transvestite from pansexual transylvania" raven

#''mina will you stop refrencing that time raven had dubiously canon sex with edgar mcalistair'' I will not #mina listens to astonishing tales of highly improbable

[lucifer-kane]

You said you had a shaperaverse listening guide? I still don't know where to go after the new Albion trilogy

Yup, right here! It's quite large and I know it looks quite intimidating, but it's not as bad as one might think. As well I'll say the way I'd personally go about this as well, with the knowledge I have rn

New Albion Trilogy -> The Room Beneath New Albion -> The Ballad of Lost Hollow -> Uncle Raven's Storytime Theater: Never Never Land (this is on Paul's Bandcamp) -> Han Mi's Punk Fairytales -> Early Works: Adams (Bandcamp) -> The New Albion Radio Hour Presents; Astonishing Tales of the Highly Improbable (This is a podcast) -> The Second Posthuman War -> Lloyd and Raven Argument (warning it gets nsfw at the end) -> The Fallen (these last two just for my own sake of it making sense)

Then you can listen to the other albums your own way! You don't have to follow this, but I know it's personally how my mind would wrap around some things well at this current time.

If you'd like any more info/or just to talk about the albums please feel free to dm me here, or if you have discord (a better place to talk to me tbh) please I'd love to hear your thoughts about everything if willing! fantasy_costco#7705

[fayzart136]

Curse you, Paul, for making me learn environments!! The Room is one of my favorite characters though. I hope I'll finish all the different "eras"! This is when he was a "Room of ill repute", after the Second Playhouse and before NARH. (And during the Gang of Three as well)

Some details under the cut! (CW some vague allusions to the type of work setting he was, wink wink)

Extra explanation in the alt-text! I don't usually do environment design, this was very fun! In general, I tried to make it reflect his welcoming and nice personality, and to make everything kinda scrambled together from wherever he gets his base resources from.

#artists on tumblr #digital #sfw #shaperaverse #new albion #paul shapera #the Room #lost fables of new Albion #i love the room sm #astonishing tales of the highly improbable

[project-catgirlpillar]

If astonishing Tales of the highly improbable had come Out in 2022 Lloyd would 100% have called himself Our blorbo

#idk man #shaperaverse #paul shapera #lloyd allen

[totally-canon-new-albion]

Someone: how do you cast spells?

Jill: you just follow the instructions

Someone: which instructions?

Jill: Yup those are the ones.

#new albion #shaperaverse #paul shapera #jill #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #the posthuman playhouse #source: punhub #(on insta i think)

[skeletaltoad]

podcast men who think they’re distinguished gays but are disaster gays

- peter nureyev

- damien tpp (bi but yeah)

- benzaiten steel

- lloyd allen

- elias bouchard (THISISAJOKE)

- agent stern

- alex chen (have i read the book? no. but i have a Feeling)

- on that note

- oliver ritz (also bi. but like. sus eyes)

- asmoraius bvm (canon???? canon)

- cecil palmer

- adam hayes

- kravitz bone boy

- fitzroy maplecourt (definitely bi,)

- thomas passenger list

- daniel jacobi

#podcasts #tpp #the penumbra podcast #second citadel #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #shaperaverse #tma #the magnus archives #taz #taz amnesty #the bright sessions #the am archives #the college tapes #brimstone valley mall #wtnv #welcome to night vale #taz b #taz g #passenger list podcast #wolf 359

[idunnoausersname]

Some of my favorite quotes from Astonishing Tales:

"I wouldnt hurt a kid, I'm not a monster! Although, the flesh would be really high quality...I mean, a young adult would be fine. Teen, teens at the most! ...Then again-"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!"

"I did the job that no one in their right mind would do. What j- guess what job. Yes, I was the finest stage manager they'd ever seen!"

"Remember kids: pay attention to your elders! Yes, pay attention to your teachers. It's important to know that everyone, whether consciously or subconsciously, everyone will reveal their weaknesses sooner or later."

"Markus' Mattresses: if you're a crack addict, there's literally worse places you can sleep."

"No, I do not think you should give me a test for sociopathy."

Just... All of the WAP bit.

Feel free to add your own, I'm sure I missed some

#Lloyd allen #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #shaperaverse #paul Shapera #new albion