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existennialmemes · 7 months

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Hello Kitty, Sun

Cthulhu, Moon

Cheshire Cat, Rising

#shitpost #shitposting #astrology shitposting #hello kitty #Cthulhu #cheshire cat #the cheshire cat

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lurkerdelima · 9 months

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after the success of my astrological polls for Silver, you may wonder why I didn’t do the same thing for Flint

the answer is very simple, I already know he’s a Leo and I know I’m right about that

#lurker rambles #james flint #astrology shitposting #no i am not a leo myself #but i am a fire sign so that means i’m correct here

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passionfruitmango · 1 month

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Nobody:

A leo: I'm better than all of you and here's why

#astrology #astrology shitposting #leo #leos #shitpost #shitposting #astrology shitpost #society of tarot and astrology readers #STAR #im gonna have to block the bench in the group who keeps posting like theyre better than everyone in it because shes LOCAL and a friend of #one of my friends and im not tryna start beef with someone whos sun sign is in my natal 12H #so yes im posting about it here #if youre from STAR let me know LOL

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angelicsaggie · 1 year

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Goodbye Ego Part 1

The Sun and Mars are best buddies, however the duo often clash. Recently, Leo has grown impatient waiting for his reign, therefore he set the Land of Fire in flames to show his disapproval. Suddenly, brave Mars rushes in without second-thought to assist Leo in reconsidering his patience. Mars grips his burnt fingers around Leo’s neck and shouts, “You must begin balancing your ego, mindset, and boundaries because you are evolving with the Earth and this new chapter will not accept the old you! Let go of the damaging parts of your ego or else it’ll turn you into flames!”

Astrological Events:

Aries season revived your lost talents and hobbies. It also reminded you about the importance of self-love and independence. Only align yourself with people who share your vibration even if it means growing strong alone.

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More Posts

Ego Death Part 2

Aries Season 2023 (You vs. You)

Welcome to the New World

Self-Care Days of the Week: Tuesday (Mars Day)

The Awakening (Mini Story)

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trashbirdthoughts · 7 months

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Being into astrology- I have the unhinged desire to always ask people what their birth data is without sounding like an absolute freak.

Like yes can I have the date, time and place? Your middle name? Maybe your mother’s maiden name. Your best friend’s name growing up? Favorite dog? I promise I’m just nosy and not trying to steal your identity.

#astrology #astrology shitposting #this is a shitpost #ancient astrology #hellenistic astrology

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metalgearsolid3pussy-eater · 8 months

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my life would be so much easier if it weren't for these fucking planets

#shitpost #astrology shitposting

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gayrockanthem · 8 months

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I see SASS -> I check the natal chart of one famous SASS Master -> and yes, he is a Sag Mars.

You can't argue with the stars :)

#astrology shitposting #sass master from donkaster

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nicepersonality · 10 months

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New astrology just dropped: your sign is the home furnishings that were on sale at Sears when you were born. (I’m Open Hearth with Rustique moon and Floral rising)

#interior design #the softer side of Sears #harvest gold #1970s ad #astrology shitposting #grandma couch #colonial revival

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existennialmemes · 9 months

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The Stars Are Aligning

✨ For You! ✨

Countless worlds have been annihilated by this reassemblage of plasma giants

The terror cannot be undone

#shitpost #shitposting #astrology shitposting #comedy horror #horror comedy

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lonetravelertheory · 2 years

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What planet in the sky is making me just horny this week?

#personal #Astrology shitposting

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earlgrey24 · 13 days

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Forget astrology — which plant, animal or gardening tool is assigned to the day on which you were born?

#frev #french revolution #frev community #frev shitposting #history #history memes #18th century #1700s #French revolutionary calendar #astrology

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evangelinesbible · 1 year

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💩POST 6

If cancer was a smell it’d be ocean breeze and coconut 🌊 🥥

Your second house/mercury degree can tell you about how you speak as well. For me Aries degrees for both 😭 so I just be loud lol

People should really start looking into their planets sub ruler. Aka Decans. My suns natural ruler is Neptune but it being sub ruled by Pluto makes so much since.

Big three but as Tinker Bell Faires:

Silvermist Sun

Vidia Moon

Rosetta Rising

I wonder what placement can tell you what your favorite season is. I’m leaning more towards moon. Sagittarius Moon here and I love summer.

Neptune 10H or 1H, positively aspecting mercury, aspecting MC/ASC and/or aspecting NN in your Natal, Vertex, MC, Enterprise, Industria, Born, or North Node PC can mean that your were meant to do something with music or acting in your life/career

Shocker the only Taurus man I know at work don’t believe in astrology 😱

Give Leo Venus’s there romantic props too. They’re that over the top, gran gesture, I worship/adore you romantic. They may not be a Taurus, Pisces or Libra Venus but they can be just a romantic.

Which one do you prefer more for friendship. 11H or 3H overlays. Personally for me it might be 11H.

People with chart ruler in their 1H age so well and they have a bright youthful appearance to them.

I feel like people with Jupiter - Saturn aspects (positive) are popular and well liked for a very long time/majority of their life and negative Jupiter - Saturn might become very popular after their Saturn Return.

I see posts that are about marriage indicators in synastry but I rarely ever see Jupiter conj. moon. Like bro come on Jupiter = Husband, Moon = Wife. What more is there to say.

All Scorpio Moons (western or sidereal) have the most intense and hypnotic stares and just objectively pretty eyes

Beyoncé - Western

Lady Gaga - Western and Sidereal

Naomi Campbell - Sidereal

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laserlovingloser · 10 months

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They really should have phrased this differently

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saturnianprincess · 2 years

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[Mars signs] driving styles

Disclaimer: This post is just for the bants. Pls don’t take it seriously. Pls dont copy/repost my work anywhere.

🚗 Aries Mars - Fast but sometimes reckless drivers, prone to road rage and they always like to pretend they are in a Fast and Furious movie when driving. Love sports cars or fast cars. Also maybe into competitive driving or racing.

🚗 Taurus Mars - Drives cautiously. Keeps a lot of snacks and small efficient containers. Maybe into luxury cars.

🚗 Gemini Mars - Loves talking while driving. Can be prone to texting and driving (please don't do this!) Might get distracted by the radio or music.

🚗 Cancer Mars - Drives in a chill relaxed way. Might not want to drive all the time and would prefer taking public transport if they can avoid driving.

🚗 Leo Mars - Flexes their driving skills but can get super nervous when driving with people in the car.

🚗 Virgo Mars - Very good drivers will literally not let the car even 1mm outside the lines. Hates a dirty cars.

🚗 Libra Mars - Passenger princess and Chauffer driven only!

🚗 Scorpio Mars - Very focused driving but also loves it when someone is sitting in the passenger seat.

🚗 Sagittarius Mars - Can be rash drivers. Always ready for a road trip. Will literally take the longest route possible to drive as much as they can.

🚗 Capricorn Mars - Literally has the money to not drive and will always drive a bougie car.

🚗 Aquarius Mars - Is probably anti cars because they are not a sustainable choice of transport.

🚗 Pisces Mars - Love driving everywhere and can drive for hours and hours just like Sagittarius but may let their mind wander off if driving on the highway.

#astrology #astrology community #mars signs #shitpost #random facts #astrology observations #literally take it as a joke pls #pariposts

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st-just · 2 years

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Okay I know the 'phrenology for women' jokes are overplayed and never particularly accurate to begin with but, like. I really cannot emphasize enough how much this is not an argument you want to follow along with until the end.

#astrology hateblog #I am waiting impatiently for all that is solid to start dissolving into air #random internet stuff #shitposting

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gayrockanthem · 8 months

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Preface. Weird how sometimes the whole world/totally unrelated things seem to be about me. I know they are not but I also don't believe in coincidence.

Now, bear with me.

my Sun sign is Capricorn

my Moon sign is Aquarius

Sun represents masculine

Moon represents feminine

Louis is a Capricorn

Harry is an Aquarius

my ideal masculine is Louis

my ideal feminine is Harry

The fact that they are a power couple! The fact that I have once found out about their existence. The fact that they embody so much of what I aspire to be and what I desire to see in the world.

I love the ways in which Universe works

#astrology shitposting #Louis is the Sun #Harry is the Moon #Larry

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