#at a car dealership

[autism-swagger]

"Misty is the scariest Yellowjacket!" "No it's Taissa!"

Are you kidding me. It's so obviously Shauna. Shauna is so fucking viscerally terrifying it's not even funny. If I saw her walking down the street I'd turn and run the other direction. Except then her fuckin predator drive would get triggered and she'd start chasing me down.

#she scares the shit out of me #imagine being some poor used car dealership worker #and this woman comes in #points a gun at you #and starts talkin about peeling the skin off of bodies #and saying how badly she wants to do this #she's so fuckin terrifying #Yellowjackets tag #og fandom post tag

[bigdumbbambieyes]

nsfwish

“I need an oil change,” Steve mumbles in the dark of their bedroom.

Billy’s just got back from the shop an hour ago, he’s showered and ate and now he’s having sleepy small talk with his boyfriend about their days. Bitching about Keith, laughing together over a funny story Robin shared, ranting about a bitchy customer who said she didn’t need new tires when they were smoother than sealskin.

“That so?” Billy mumbles back, turning onto his side to face Steve, wrapping his arm around him to keep his pretty boy close.

Steve nods with a soft ‘mhm’ as he throws his leg over Billy’s hip, hooking it there and pulling him closer.

In the soft light of the street lamp outside, Billy can make out Steve’s face — his playful expression — as he hums, “But, I don’t have any money.”

Like a fucking cheesy line in a porno.

Billy feels an amused smile pull at his lips regardless, his eyes half-lidded as he’s staring at his boyfriend, sliding his hand up and down Steve’s back. He makes a soft ‘tsk’ sound of disappointment, as if he hasn’t changed Steve’s oil a dozen times already at no charge.

But, it’s fun to play pretend.

“Well, I’m sure we could work out some sort of payment plan for your broke ass,” Billy smirks, grinning as Steve bursts out into a bit of laughter in his arms.

He lets Steve regain his composure, although he’s flushed pink and grinning now as he says, “I just lost my job, I can’t pay you…”

“Mm, that’s too bad,” Billy hums, sliding his hand down the length of Steve’s back, smirking again, “I think we have an extra pair of coveralls in the back, let’s get you started on Monday.”

“Oh my god, just let me suck your dick!” Steve laughs again, making a show of trying to escape his boyfriend’s arms but Billy just laughs with him and clings even harder, unwilling to let Steve go for even a second.

“Ooh, is that what you were trying to do?” Billy grins again, chuckling along as he pokes at Steve’s sides just to hear his boyfriend yelp.

Steve’s quick to pinch his side, though, and that’s when they begin to wrestle.

Flipping each other over and grunting from exertion, laughing quietly in the dark as they try to pin one another, swearing under their breath until Billy’s got Steve pinned face-down, his hands holding his boyfriend’s down onto the bed.

“You…you’ve got me in a compromising position,” Steve pants with a soft chuckle.

“Not quite,” Billy breathes, sliding one of his arms under Steve’s neck and gently putting him in a headlock, his mouth pressing against the shell of Steve’s ear as he grinds his half hard cock down into his ass, muttering, “Now I do.”

He can feel the vibration of Steve’s moan in his throat against his arm, and the way his boyfriend grinds back against him, the soft and firm plush of his ass making him hot all over.

“If I let you cum in me, do I get a free air freshener to hang on my rear view mirror?” Steve asks, a little breathless now, his face flushing.

“You’re such a fucking dork,” Billy chuckles, although the question goes straight to his dick so he sighs, “Yeah, you do.”

Steve laughs so Billy flexes his arm, turning the sound into a choked off moan.

#harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #lemon #am i at my car dealership writing sorta smut while waiting for my oil change? yes! #am i ashamed? no! #bambiwrites

[andorshitdaily]

It's not just Monday. It's not just Mon Monday.

IT'S MEGA. MON. MONDAY.

Celebrate accordingly (submit your own best Mon Monday Memes)

#is it a chance to share memes or a sales event by a car dealership #who's to say #mon mothma #mon monday #andor #andor shitpost of the day? #op #don't let me down lesbians

[oldvintageglamour]

Ralph Pool car dealership, 1955 😎🏁😎🏁😎

#car dealership #1950s style #1950s fashion #1950s cars #1950s vintage #1950s #50s style #50s fashion #50s cars #50s vintage #50s #decade: 1950s #vintage style #vintage fashion #vintage cars #vintage automobiles #classic cars #classic automobiles #kodachrome #cars #automobiles

[emeraldexplorer2]

55 Bel Air

#1955 #americana #vintage americana #classic car #car dealership #chevy #chevrolet #bel air

[unpretty]

had to drive an hour to my new dentist and figured as long as i was downstate i'd see if there were any good shopportunities

#original #we got lunch at a car dealership

[synthient]

The Wachowski sisters' rough thumbnail sketches vs final frames:

#love you wiggly morpheus. love you potato morpheus. love you inflatable car dealership mascot neo. #love you :0 jones. love you tiny B/ trinity w giant gun. love y #the matrix #the art of the matrix

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was taking a cooking class taught by Gordon Ramsay himself and after we all had lunch, he took us outside and the building kind of just…fell away? Revealing it was a car dealership the whole time. I said with the utmost confusion, “What?! But I don’t even like cars?!” And then I woke up. 

#dream #text #March 29th 2023 #cooking class #gordon ramsay #cooking #class #lunch #food #eating #car #car dealership #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[ryuusea]

more high card doodles, this time with mr. never no dollars

#high card #leo pinochle #leo constantine pinochle #I just need to draw vijay and then I’ll have drawn all of the car dealership kids #I want to pull on his door knockers #you never think about how moe his scene was when he slaps the bandaid onto finn #half a ripped 100 dollar bill so that was a 50 dollar bandaid damn #idk why I didn’t draw him sooner he’s so good for these kinda memes #sketches

[oldshowbiz]

July 11, 2023. A true Los Angeles legend.

#felix the cat #neon #sign geeks #vintage #car dealership #photography #los angeles #DTLA

[gin-juice-tonic]

car dealerships being legally banned from being open on sundays in so many different states is so wild to me.

#why is it only car dealerships #are cars so ungodly

[fuzzyghost]

#dodge #car dealership #80s #retro #retrowave #vhs #gif

[douradoluxurycar]

Mercedes G800 Brabus in White Exterior color :

"Where Dreams take the wheel : A Glimpse into the Brabus, where innovation meets the passion and speed knows no bounds."

#brabus #mercedesbrabus #brabus800 #brabus700 #g63brabus #g63amg #mercedes #benz #dubai

#cardealership #dubai #abudhabi #automotive #car dealers #car dealership #carshowroom #douradocars #luxury car #luxury cars #exotic cars #super cars #luxurycars #fast cars #supercars #hypercars #concept car

[sensei-venus]

Poly! Car Dealership!Daniel & Mechanic!Johnny/ Baker!Chubby!Reader

(Unedited) (Johnny and Daniel are in their mid 20s, Daniel works at the dealership that he would later buy & turn into his own, Johnny got into handwork but ended up going into mechanics, their dating but on the low.)



🔧🚗 Reader wanted to cry when she found out the news regarding her van. The poor thing had been totaled by accident in a repair yard. A week prior the engine had stalled after a delivery so she brought it in to get it looked at. The mechanic told her it would be a simple fix and to come back in a week. She was able to find a quick replacement for that week but wouldn’t be able to use it for long. A week later she showed up to retrieve the vehicle only to find out that it had been hit while in the lot, and crushed after being deemed total.

🔧🚗She felt like her whole world was crashing down in that moment. Although the repair shop said they would cover her new van, it still felt like so much. She had no idea where to go to get a new van. There where dozens of places around town but she still had a budget. It took her a day or two but she finally narrowed it down to a new car dealership near her job. Luckily they sold used cars as well on the lot and not just brand new ones. She spotted a few vans while passing the place a few times and finally decided to stop in.

🔧🚗 At first she thought she knew what she was looking for. A simple van with a good ac that could transport her goodies on delivery’s. The van was only used to deliver the food from her job at her parents bakery. She loved working at the bakery because she loved baking, she wondered if it was something in her blood maybe. As of recently she was doing a lot of deliveries for her parents so she was the one mainly using the van.



Reader chewed on her bottom lip as she looked around the huge car lot. She was wandering around the multiple aisles of the dealership for a few hours. Looking over every single used van she came across. Most of them looked nice in her opinion but she had to admit she didn't know much about cars in general.

She scanned one of the vans windshields for a moment, pressing herself up against the hood of the van.

“Do you need some help miss?” Reader jerked for a moment and spun around. With a hand on her chest, she looked at the guy standing behind her. Her cheeks were suddenly warm as she looked at the guy who was on the verge of laughing at her. He was a little bit on the shorter side for a guy, with nicely tanned skin, ever so slightly curled black hair, and dark brown eyes. His lips curled in a genuine smile. With a small breath she said “Oh uh yes! I was looking to get a van? A used one? I see you have a few but I admit that I don't know much about them.” he smiledas nodded at her.

“Well, I'm Daniel, Daniel LaRusso, and I'm the lot manager. I can tell you just about anything you want to know about these babies. Ask me anything you want. Are you looking for anything potential, besides it being used of course.” he smirked as he looked over the van behind her.

She quickly explained her situation. He showed her around the lot and went over some of the vehicles. He wasn't lying when he said he knew a lot about the vans, he spurted out random facts about every model they came across. He told her the mileage, background, and past issues with every van.

They also did a little chit-chat as they walked around.

Reader was starting to quickly fall for the guy's accent.

“So Daniel where are you from? You have an accent.”

“Oh yeah, I get that a lot, I was raised in New York, and moved here a few years ago during high school. I actually graduated from West Valley. Even after being here the accent hasn't gone anywhere.”

Reader felt herself flush a little.

“No, it's cute. It suits you really well.”

In that moment she couldn't bring herself to look over at him as they walked next to each other. She looked off in the opposite direction hoping he didn't notice her flustered appearance. But he did and definitely thought it was cute. Both of them where adults and she was blushing over him like a little teenager. The urge to chuckle bubbles up into his chest but he digresses.

After what seemed like for ever they find the perfect van for her. A large rear with no back seats and a great ac. Reader was in awe as she looked around the inside of the vehicle. It was perfect! Looking around she couldn’t even tell it was pre owned. The title was clean with no record and low miles, all of it seemed to check out. With little to no effort Daniel talked her into buying the van right out.

Daniel was quick to let her test drive the van to let her get a feel for it. They drove around the block for a few minutes before driving back to the dealership. Daniel told her to drive it up to the back of the lot where the repair center was located. She was quick to question how cool it was that they had on staff mechanics on the lot. Daniel grinned as he explained that he was able to make a deal with the dealership owner in a meeting to start a mechanic program. They would bring in fresh students from a local college for work experience while getting paid from the school for credit hours. It sounded like a smart move to Reader, Daniel grinned even more at the praise.

The two of them got out of the car after Reader pulled into the open garage.

There wasn’t even a moment to spare as both of them where cut off.

“LaRusso out in the yard today? Must be a hot day in hell.” A deep voice came from around the side of the van. Johnny comes out from behind the van, wiping grease stained hands on his jumpsuit. Thick blank oil seeps though the dark green fabric. His hands only and on fingerless gloves that where bathed in the liquid.

“Yes Johnny it is so out of my nature to not show my face around your gross garbage.”

“Yeah we don’t want to get that cheap ass suit all messed up, do we? You should stay in that cold ac filled building away from the actual hard work.”

It was pretty clear that the two had a bit of a rivalry going on. Reader giggled a little bringing the two men to stop their insult filled bickering . Both of them looked at her and Johnny just smirked, looking her over. His eyes scanning over her thigh thighs and fluffy belly, tits that threatened to spill out of her tight tshirt. He licked his lips and sucked in his teeth as she looked her on the face.

“Johnny this is Reader, Reader this is Johnny. He’s one of our head mechanics. We also went to school together.”

“Yeah well you also kicked me in the face during a karate tournament too, don’t forget that one.”

“Yeah and I’m not going to forget the chance that you and your goons beat me up- you know what let’s not start this Johnny. I just need you to do the last report on this van. Reader wants to buy it flat out but I need the sale report before we release it.” He huffs as he pulls out some of his papers and hands them to Johnny. He grimaces as Johnny’s oil covered fingers rip the clipboard with the papers out of his hand. He looks it over before throwing it into a near by work bench.

“I can have it done by tomorrow.~” he looks back over to Reader who is now busy looking around the garage. His eyes going straight to her ass as she walks around.

Daniel let’s a small smirk cross his lips as he follows Johnny’s gaze. His eyes landing on her fat ass as well.

“I think we could arrange a in person pick up for later tomorrow.” He walks a little closer to Johnny and whispers into his ear.

“If you can try and keep that dick in your pants until I can figure out a way to ask her out.”



#cobra kai #cobra kai blog #cobra kai ask blog #cobra kai headcanons #cobra kai imagine #cobra kai blurbs #karate kid blurbs #mechanic!johnny #car ​dealership!daniel #poly daniel and johnny #cobra kai daniel larusso #daniel larusso #daniel larusso x reader #daniel larusso x chubby reader #johnny lawrence #johnny lawrence x chubby reader #johnny lawrence x reader

[oldvintageglamour]

Hagin & Koplin Ford, Newark, NJ, 1959 ❤️🏁❤️🏁❤️

#ford cars #vintage cars #classic cars #cars #1950s style #1950s fashion #1950s cars #1950s vintage #1950s #50s style #50s fashion #50s cars #50s vintage #50s #vintage style #vintage fashion #vintage photography #vintage #vintage automobiles #automobiles #classic automobiles #retro cars #retro photography #vintage americana #retro americana #car dealership

[gilly-moon]

Woe is me I just want to stay up all night drawing immortal spirits kissing but this burden of a physical vessel requires rest

#maybe tomorrow #while im waiting at the car dealership