#at least i think it is

[seytazen]

Funny crack thought.

Obviously, Cybertronians aren’t native English speakers and yet they speak as if they are. This alludes to a translator technology.

What if this translator technology also acted like a filter?

And they didn’t upload any typical human swear words to Ratchet’s because he’s got such a potty mouth and dammit Optimus is not going to let Ratchet ruin human-cybertronain relations with his refusal to not swear at people who annoy him

And Ratchet is constantly swearing but the translator is making him say things like “freaking,” “darn-it,” “rear-end,” ya know baby swears.

Ratchet: Son of a biscuit…

Miko: what did you just say???

Ratchet: *rolls optics* oh please, you’re an adolescent I’m sure you’ve heard worse.

Miko: *trying not to crack up* uhh yeah you could say that- but you’re like a million years old

Ratchet: *annoyed* your point?

Miko: Like you said- we’ve all heard and seen worse. You could lose the baby swears- right guys??

Jack: yeah I mean it’s not like Optimus is around.

Raf: My siblings swear all the time, I don’t really care either..

Ratchet:… I swear all the time around you kids. The heck are you talking about?

Miko: Ratchet- only old people and children say heck. Say Hell like a grown up.

Ratchet: … you mean the entire time I’ve known you Miko, you haven’t heard me swear once??

Miko: no? We thought you were trying to “protect our ears” or some shit like that.

Ratchet: Wait wait say that word again it’s not in my translator- what?

Miko:… what you mean… you mean “shit?”

Ratchet: …I’m not getting a definition. What- oh. did you make that up and now you’re messing with me? I see. *chuckles* You got me, very funny- I’ll give you credit for that. Very creative.

Miko: *deadpan* I’ve never been so serious Ratchet- you don’t actually know how to swear in English do you.

Ratchet: Now- see here Ive been around the block too many gosh darn times to not use my darn words how the heck I want to.

Miko: Raf fire up google- pops over here doesn’t believe me.

{Later that day}

Optimus: good afternoon ratchet-

Ratchet: you fucking censored my Damn translator???

Optimus: *pained expression followed by defeated sigh*

#seytazen’s drabbles #daily does of headcannons #transformers prime #tfp optimus prime #tfp ratchet #funny #at least i think it is

[misaothewitch]

Maverick: I could strangle you

Iceman: You aren't tall enough

Maverick: You've sunk low enough for me to reach

#maverick #icemav #iceman x maverick #top gun #hope this hasn't been done before #if yes please let me know and I'm sorry #also this is the first time I'm not posting about hangster #at least I think it is #still top gun related tho #so I'm not too far off

[twigstick9]

I haven’t played um jammer lammy but just from the scenes that’s she’s in in parappa 2 I love her

#um jammer lammy #parappa the rapper #art challenge #at least I think it is #comment if you know

[beanghostprincess]

Shuggy shippers stand up for one of our anthems!!!

#at least i think it is #i wanna edit them to this song sooo bad #one piece #red haired shanks #buggy the clown #shuggy #Spotify

[voluntaryvictim]

peepaw sweater returns

#at least i think it is #idkhow

[rednite-dork]

CW: Discussion about suggestive themes

have a lil' funny, y'know, as a treat

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #hogwarts legacy mc #i dunno this has been haunting me for a while now lmao #but it's funny #at least i think it is #pretend it's modern au i'm not too certain chokers were a thing in that time

[wanderingmind867]

Something I just realized which is kind of a hilarious coincidence: Four of the Five founding Avengers were involved in Science somehow. Tony Stark is the genius weapons manufacturer and designer, Hank Pym and Bruce Banner are scientists, and Don Blake is a skilled physician. Besides Janet Van Dyne, all of the original avengers were involved in the fields of science and/or research. Which is a truly fascinating coincidence.

#the avengers #avengers #iron man #tony stark #hank pym #the hulk #bruce banner #thor #marvel comics #don blake #It's a strange coincidence #at least i think it is

[kzyit]

I tried to do my character in Lavendertownes style! This was an emulation practice, because apparently those are good.

#my characters #lavendertowne #cartoon #anime #at least i think it is #i dunno #kzyit art posting

[hanasnx]

missin u ani

♡ padmé

oh my love <3 you have no idea how much i miss your sunlight near me

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #moot: ava #at least i think it is

[resisteverything]

Does anyone know how to rant about a thing without sounding like you take it way more seriously than you do or should?

Asking for a friend.

#neurodivergent #neurodiversity #autism #autistic things #at least I think it is

[fliipside]

yeah

#phighting #phighting! #roblox #my art #phighting art #phighting fanart #dom phighting #slingshot phighting #slingdom #i’m still figuring out how to make Dark Grey Skin Tone work #also i’ve… never really drawn dreads before! huh. #good practice #i love them #rarepair #at least i think it is #it only has ~100 shippers on twitter #which #when you look at medhammer #that’s not a lot of shippers #but i still adore them #coffee and yummy pastries

[c10v3r]

my coping mechanism is drawing women kissing /SILLY

#I WAS ABLE TO DRW SOMETHING !!!!!!!! #burner #burner kit #burner spraypaint #spraykit #erm. yeah. i was only able to draw spray kit yuri #MY USLAR IS GETTING BETTER THO !!!!!!! #YAAAIAIYYYYY #at least i think it is #HOPING!! #this is to all the spraykit lovers who follow me #i see you and i am aware of u #SPRAYKIT YUUUURRIIIIIIII #i cant wait to eat actual food again #maybe im inflicted with yuri disease too #beautiful ultimate really never ending realm #im adding the whole thing to the posts bcuz i forgot b4

[hazelthenut7]

*sketches aggressively* i forgot I had to finish this one

#honey wake up its time for your daily wildchip #NOW I CAN FINALLY DRAW THAT COOL IDEA I HAD #at least i think it is #for now take this my dear wildchip community #cookierun #crunchy chip cookie #cookie run kingdom #wildberry cookie #wildchip #crunchberry

[hereforyourdispleasure]

I know this has probably been pointed out to death but the 4 beat rhythm in the background of doctor who's main theme is the same rhythm as the master's drums I think it's pretty funky

#At least I think it is #I am not known for my musical theory knowledge #I am not known for my music knowledge #I am in fact not even known for music #lamp watches something but gives up after 4 episodes part 289

[bd-wlf]

CENTRAL CITY IS LOCATED IN MISSOURI????

#the flash tv #barry allen #that makes so much sense #but i also thought they would be more north because its modeled after Seattle #at least i think it is

[the-wrat]

he's a hungry boi

#this is a post about ragh barkrock #at least i think it is #im going thru my drafts #fhsy #FEThethErerAyeL bad