#at least my comfort couple is ok 🥲

[meowzfordayz]

when your gut hurts — kyojuro, sanemi, giyuu

Author’s Note: wasn’t sure how to title this in a way that would accurately communicate the subject matter and show up in tags. 😅💩

when your gut hurts — kyojuro, sanemi, giyuu

Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader

Word Count: ~500

CW: explicit language, poop, vomit

Emergency Request Fulfilled: Hi i’m not sure what this constitutes as a pick me up, emergency or wtv- i’ve been having a lot of abdominal pains and a lot of bowel issues(I haven’t gotten off the toilet in 10 minutes and I keep going between pooping and throwing up) recently and I was just wondering if I could get a HC List on how the Hashira’s would deal with their s/o being stuck in a similar position. I totally get if this is a bit too gross- and it’s 100% ok if you don’t do it but I hope to see it 🙏🤞

~faqs~

Since this is an emergency request (aka ~shorter than “normal” fanfics), I’m going to focus on Kyojuro (fan fave) ❤️‍🔥, Sanemi (my fave) 🤍, and Giyuu (also my fave) 💙

Very methodical and attentive ☺️

Genuinely unbothered bc he approaches your situation as

“They’re sick, and I get to take care of them.”

Remember how well he handled Tanjirou’s abdominal injury?

That’s him w/ you and your pain + bowel movements 🥺

Among other things, Kyojuro: makes sure there’s plenty of toilet paper in the house 🧻, cooks a simple broth to replenish lost fluids and nutrients (dw, it’s hard to mess up a recipe that’s primarily water), happily unclogs the toilet if/when need be 🚽, willingly takes on emptying-the-vomit-bucket duty 😅, and constantly switches between rubbing your stomach or playing cards/watching shows w/ you — in other words, keeps you company 💞

Depending on how long your symptoms persist, he’ll eventually gently recommend taking you to the hospital

But if you decline his recommendation, then he’s content to continue monitoring you at home instead ❤️‍🔥

Worried out of his fucking mind 😖

Gives zero fucks about how “disgusting” you currently are

Will immediately shush you and kiss your forehead/nose/cheeks 😤🤍

Altho, Sanemi’s equally likely to tease you, “Whoa, that one sounded especially wet 😏🥴💩,” if you seem to be in the right headspace for banter

Mostly, he’s attempting to lighten the mood so he doesn’t slip back into worrying 😃

Anticipates + takes care of your needs (i.e. liquids, meds, toilet paper, etc) before you do

But in a sort of stoic-nearly-grumpy manner 🙃

*cue Sanemi unceremoniously handing you a glass of lukewarm water*

*cue Sanemi staring at you until you take at least a couple sips*

Again, he isn’t upset

Just worried 🥲

Has to resist asking every other min, “How are you feeling?” bc obvi you’re feeling shitty ☹️

And he trusts you to tell him if you’re approaching the get-me-to-the-hospital lvl of concern

Ngl, Giyuu’s a lil lost 😵‍💫

He doesn’t mind the pooping and vomiting

Albeit part of him winces every time (he wishes he could take on your pain and discomfort 😓) 

But he is bothered by how ill prepared he feels 😕

Like, is holding your hair back while you puke really helpful? 😕

Does sitting outside the bathroom as you poop—to keep you company—actually comfort you? 😕 Or is it just weird of him? 😕

Should he prepare something for you to eat, or would that prolong your symptoms? 😕

At what point does he insist on taking you to the hospital? 😕

Ofc, he doesn’t voice his self doubt 🫠

Instead, Giyuu does what he would want you to do for him 💓

Admittedly, it takes him a long moment to think about what he would want in your position… he’s used to taking care of himself, and gets a lil emotional when he realizes he gets to lean on you now — and you on him 😭💘

#headcanons #modern au #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #rengoku kyojuro #kyojuro x reader #shinazugawa sanemi #sanemi x reader #tomioka giyuu #giyuu x reader

[positively-mine]

Heya^^ I saw how your shop is open and I'd like to order a chocolate cake and a medium lemonade(just some regular relationship hcs^^) The fandom I'd like order my cake from is from BSD please^^

☾Ok some things about myself (so so so sorry if it's too much/long) Ok so for starters my name is Kristina but closer friends call me Kris, Cis fem - Capricorn - infj

☾Appearance wise I'm on the shorter side and have a dark brown pixie cut and dark brown eyes, I have a couple freckles and wear glasses

☾I tend to be more introverted when meeting new people, I can hold a conversation way better when talking to one on one so my attention can only be focused on one person and give them my full attention. One I get more comfortable with someone I tend to be more jokingly sarcastic and like to goof around but I'll always get the hint if they are not in the mood to joke around

☾I'm really passionate about psychology and painting. On the weekends or when I'm finished with work I tend to draw on my sketchbook to visualise my next painting while listening to video essays about different types of diagnosis and how they affect the brain and behaviour(my favourite video essays is Fear of forgetting by Clark Elieson, ok but srs it's so good) and my paintings mostly comsist of still life with warm colours

☾And god forbid if one of my friends lets me ramble about psychology cuz I'll turn a casual convo to a hole ted talk and go on and on until they tell me to shut up(plus I have a inside joke with my therapist that I turned the tables and her therapist)

☾That's kinda it, tysm for giving me this opportunity and don't forget to hydrate!!!!!!!!

character matchup [˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ event]

hi Kristina! thanks for your order and sorry it took a while, I hope you'll enjoy and come again :)

credits at the bottom!

p.s thanks for the reminder, I just realized I only drank 1-2 bottles a day 🥲

I'm going to match you up with dazai or ranpo

for dazai, I can definitely see him taking an interest in you (similarly to how he was with atsushi)

at first he'd be curious because you're kind of quiet

however once you start warming up to him, he's curious to get to know you more

playful banter, a mixture of flirting as well, is thrown back and forth between the both of you

you're interest in psychology catches his attention too

he likes to listen to your take on how each diagnosis affects the way from how one thinks to how they behave

may or may not get into his, yours or both your mental state as well

once you start your speech on psychology, he won't stop you either

he'll sit there with you the entire time

giving you one of his signature smirk /smile

he's happy that you've been able to find your passion and drive in life

beyond that, he's glad that he can share a peice of his mind with someone else

would definitely be interested in your paintings as well

and the thought process behind it

questions you about every single detail

^ asks a lot of why questions as well

sometimes he ponders if your choice of art and colour as well are a reflection of your own mind

he likes to lounge near by and watch as you paint

falling asleep to the sound of your painting and the brush stroking on the paper

likes to call you silly nicknames such as kit / kitkat and so on

when you're both in the office, he likes to rest his head on top of yours and watch as you complete your work

he's bored out of his mind but at least you're there for him to disturb

Ranpo

similarly to dazai, he just likes to cause problems

will confidently strut over to your table and munch on his candies noisily while you're doing your work

don't expect much to get done

with you being his partner, it's like someone he can share his every thought with

(like an open diary essentially)

when you first met him, he was very pushy

always asking what you're listening to or what you're painting

sometimes likes to grab one side of the earpiece and listen to it beside you

but in the end he too, gets invested in what you're listening to and stays by your side

bratty bf

he'll joke with you back but sometimes he'll get upset

so you'll need to pacify him

preferably with candy

when you both get into deep talks he needs to at least have some form of skinship

either by holding your hand or leaning his head on your shoulder

or both

so if he's upset just sit with him and everything will be okay again

reblogs appreciated!

banners: dazai, ranpo,

#dazai x reader #dazai osamu x reader #ranpo x reader #ranpo edogawa x reader #x reader #headcanons #hc #bsd hcs #˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ #follower event #character matchup

[hwanchaesong]

Ok ok im back I couldn't stop myself 😅

Ok hear me out. A song prompt because I am absolutely obsessed with your writing.

Seonghwa and the song Heather by Conan Grey but with a happy ending? 👀

Love youuu

a/n: heyy! issowkay, don't hold yourself back on me ;)) i have always considered heather to have an angsty ending, and your request literally changed my view about this song 🥲 aytss, tsym for requesting and i love youuu tooo!!! 🖤🤎🧡💛💜❤️💙💚🤍

👤: ATEEZ Park Seonghwa

📼: Heather - Conan Gray

genre & warnings: angst, fluff at the end, cursing, university au

word count: 812

for anyone who wants to, don't be shy and send me asks based on Prompts Request Song Version. Thank you so much!

"Shit, she's so pretty." Seonghwa whispered, his eyes following a certain figure that just walked in the cafeteria.

You tried to ignore the pang in your heart, choosing to support him in his love interest.

"Why don't you just go to her? Like actually talk and ask her out on a date." you suggested, making him look at you like you grew three heads.

"Are you kidding me? There's no way I can do that, she's way out of my league!"

He was quick to refute the idea, one that you can't blame him for.

Kim Dahyun, white as snow and pretty as a princess. The cherry on top is her angel-like personality.

That is the main reason why you knew that you couldn't compete with her when it comes to Seonghwa's affection.

You're nothing but a dust compared to her, and as much as it pains you, it's much better to accept reality than live in a deluded dream of having the man that you loved for so long reciprocate your feelings.

You weren't surprised when Seonghwa announced one day that him and Dahyun are dating. The whole campus congratulating them.

Expecting it did not make the situation less hurtful. Watching them act all lovey-dovey like the perfect couple they are.

You closed your eyes when the scene in front of you greeted you like it's the most normal thing to see in the morning.

Dahyun wearing the all too familiar sweater that you used to drape on your body a few months back, her hands holding onto Seonghwa and him wrapping an arm around her shoulder.

Moments like this made you feel like a villain in their love story, thoughts of 'What if she's not the picture, would the two of you be together instead?'

Your negative thinking was cut short when you felt a hand on your shoulder, looking over at your side, you saw Kim Hongjoong.

"Don't mind them and look at me instead."

He is a mutual friend that you met through Seonghwa, and you couldn't be more thankful for the amount of times he saved you from agony and heartbreak.

You smiled at him, one that he reciprocated before dragging you with him. An action that Seonghwa noticed from the peripheral of his eyesight.

Is there something going on with you and Hongjoong? You should've at least told him that, just to inform him if you're dating someone already.

"Is there something wrong? You look out of it." Dahyun's voice snapped him out of his stupor, giving her a frazzled smile and immediately denying her query.

She knotted her eyebrows together, letting go of Seonghwa's hand and looking at him intently.

"It's about Y/N, right?"

He was speechless for a moment, hesitant to where this conversation would go.

"Well, yeah. I was just thinking, I see her with Hongjoong a lot. Like, are they together? She could've told me about it."

He admitted, a comforting expression on his girlfriend's face made him anxious like hell.

"Then go to her." the girl pushed him, confusing him further.

"What?"

"You think I wouldn't notice?" she put her hands on her waist, raising an eyebrow at him.

"You talk about her all the time, you idiot. Almost all things that we come across remind you of her. But I think the deciding factor,"

She looked away, getting ready to drop the bomb on the man.

"Is right now, you're so bothered over the fact that someone that is not you is out there, making her feel like she's the only woman that matters in the world."

Fuck. She's right.

"So, you're saying that I should go to her?"

Dahyun nodded her head, "You must go to her."

And he did, springing to you and lucky for him, he saw you walking down the road.

"Y/N! Y/N!"

A voice called out for your name, halting your steps and turning on your heels to face the person.

"Seonghwa? What are you doing out here? Aren't you supposed to be with Dahyun?"

He approached you, catching his breath for a few seconds before shouting a confession like a madman.

"You are the prettiest girl in my eyes, would you let me kiss you?"

You think your close friend has finally gone insane.

"Seonghwa, stop this bullshit right now."

He enveloped his hands around yours, pupils shaking and every word he says is full of desperation.

"It's true! She just made me realize what I truly feel for you."

You don't know what to say or do, your mind is spinning and your vision is getting blurry with the amount of tears that are forming.

"She's your dream girl, you can't-"

"I like her better but I love you the most!"

No reply was given to him, how could you when his lips are on yours, sealing a deal that would last forever.

#ateez #ateez imagines #ateez scenarios #ateez smut #ateez fluff #ateez x reader #ateez fanfic #ateez au #ateez angst #ateez reactions #ateez park seonghwa #ateez seonghwa #park seonghwa #park seonghwa imagines #park seonghwa smut #park seonghwa fluff #seonghwa #seonghwa imagines #seonghwa smut #seonghwa fluff #seonghwa angst #seonghwa x reader #seonghwa scenarios #hongjoong imagines #yunho imagines #yeosang imagines #san imagines #mingi imagines #wooyoung imagines #jongho imagines

[ncteez]

i just read Not a Virgin again lol, and I was wondering if you thought about giving it a part two ? where maybe it’s just their next time or maybe it’s a couple weeks or months down the road, and vernon has picked up some more skill. or y/n just like gives him lessons. Idk I just love the whole concept so much, like how you described it in the story as not having someone talking down to you for being all over their cock i was like YES. maybe vernon just gets more comfortable and confident with it and y/n is like damn ok.

hi 🖤 i don’t have any plans on continuing virgin vernon from that story so i hope that isn’t too disappointing for you 🥲 i have so many svt ideas to write and a few second parts for some that didn’t have them planned, so i actually have to put a pause on any idea building right now otherwise i’ll never get anything done.

that being said, i’ve been known to occasionally loop around to old fics and write a second part simply because inspiration hits. I can’t promise anything, but i hope you understand and can find the same enjoyment in my other works at least !

#[mail] #wonchansbrooklynn #[feedback] #fic: not a virgin

[the-doomed-witch]

Heeeey, boo! I am sorry for disappearing. Famous melancholic- PMS-feeling )-like-shit couple of days BUT! I am surviving. Iuhu! (This was cute, btw)

How have you been this last few days??

About your wips (wip sound):

.. PROF! MILF! WANDA PLEEEEEEEASE. Oh my gooood, I can melt with a good prof milf wanda fic... like a comfort fic, I love those kind of writing.. The first fandom I joined was a college professor × student setting AND I think I have read every single college Wanda AU... "Y/N stay after class" MY HEART JUST STOPS! #nerdkink #wherearemyreadingglasses?

.. Cottagecore plain and simple smut: 👌. Look, I live for hard smut, ok? Just.. YES! Now are we thinking a countryside lifestyle or a "busy town people visit the farm to hook up" kind of thing?

"her ardent passion for choosing vegetables is very concerning" AAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHA OMG hahaha I can see Yelena's maniac face cutting a carrot in tiny little squares, everyone else taking a step back.

Ps. The anatomical description from the last post was meant not to be understood 😅. It was just describing a clit-lick.👅

Ps2: #geographyrules 🌎🗺️

Ps3.. "wider lexicon".. Did you start to read the Jane Austen book while I was gone? Cause giiirl, THAT is a lexicon... 🧐

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aaaaaa the pms sucks 🥲 i cry a lot whenn i’m pms-ing. i’m so proud of you for surviving thru it because honestly we all should get applauded for that👏 i’ve had a veryyyyy long & annoying week but the only good thing that happened was that i got myself a lavender hoodie :) it’s finally a sunday evening where i’m not busy and i’m too tired to think of the monday that’s tomorrow. somebody stop time from passing by

nerd kink? oh my gossssshhhhhhh same!!!! i am just so?!&@!?,<><?!\ aaaaaahgsvgshsgsh 😭😭😭 idek what’s the healthiest, least abnormal, least deranged way of putting it HGDSGHS😭 nonetheless, i’m not really making it a smut-based fic (ding dong! it’s the demisexuality ringing!) but of course there’ll be eventual smut because cmon who are we lying prof!milf!wanda is a need🤤

COUNTRYSIDE LIFESTYLE! AWAY FROM THE HIDEOUS TENTACLES OF CAPITALISM! AWAY FROM THIS FUCKING POLLUTION LIKE DUUUUUUDE ITS SO INTOLERABLE!!!!! IMAGINE YOURE FUCKING WANDA AND THEN YOU JUST FUCKING COUGH BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING POLLUTION cities are helpless i just travelled to the city yesterday and it’s insane and i’m dead srs. so. um. after all that awkward rambling, countryside lifestyle it is 🫡

tbvh i always imagine kate and yelena having their official macaroni date where yelena just kinda… chops veggies very enthusiastically 😭 and kate goes like, “wow you’re one good assassin and cook in one.” and there goes the smash on the lips HAHAHA

(ps) WHAT ?!?!?! NOT A SINGLE THING ENTERED THIS LITTOL BRAIN OF MINE

(ps2) please don’t 😭

(ps3) i only read as far as one chapter💀 i guess i’m not in the mood for reading it rn? but i started reading bluets by maggie nelson and i love it so far🖤 but haha “lexicon” is one of my favourite words it always reminds me of my crush and like let’s be honest every single thing reminds me of her so anywaysssssss

also!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TWODOTTIE🎄🌟💌 (if you celebrate ofc <3)

#skye answers #anon ★ #. . anon <3