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wosemi-sama · 15 days
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and the crowd went mild 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 also no chara dividers im lazy rn
these r so short id add more but im rushing rn sorry lmfao 😭😭😭
intended lowercase!
misc. obm hcs
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LUCIFER
wakes up at the ass crack of dawn every single morning.
wears those old man pjs. with the long hat and fuzzy slippers and gown. you know the one.
most bitter coffee you've ever had in your life how he can drink it is astonishing.
his bed, his mattress, his pillows are all as hard as rock how does this man SLEEP.
sleeps like hes the corpse at the funeral hes that one image
MAMMON
will pull you into a headlock and call it a hug.
LEVIATHAN
guy who had mountain dew and cheeto dust in his veins instead of blood. guy who marinates in his room for two months straight. guy who- (i am immediately shot dead).
did a collab with the anti-lucifer league to create a 100k words dialuci fic to piss off lucifer (dont worry about him he got paid in anime and tsl merch).
TRULY believes he is the #1 tsl fan. and also #1 ruri fan.
wimp who VOLUNTARILY makes you cosplays if you are a cosplayer or even if you aren't. it will happen.
vtuber fan. he was like "hey i wanna be a streamer but i dont wanna show my face but i also want to be an anime boy! wait-" and now hes a vtuber.
has accidentally referred to all of his brothers as "chat" at least once. hes never recovering from that btw.
SATAN
cannot stop annotating books he reads for the life of him.
all of his books are just filled to the brim with sticky notes because all he does is annotate.
once he has a crush he will start imagining him and them in the same scenarios as the characters in romance novels he read. (loser alert!!)
sneaking a new cat into hol like once a week (he never succeeds btw).
ASMODEUS
oh boy his room REEKS of perfume and body spray.
"i sprayed my new perfume in every nook and cranny! smells so floral and elegant, don't you think?" (it smells like a bath and body works threw up.)
surprisingly plays the trumpet and BOY is he loud. bro is absolutely blasting those notes.
worst driver ever btw.
BEELZEBUB
freckles all over!! like a lot. *im not beating the insane allegations*
ate like 27 family size dorito bags, 30 dollars worth of taco bell, and four sprites in one sitting and he still hasnt recovered.
sleeps. like a lot. not as much as belphie but enough to be considered an eepy guy.
BELPHEGOR
will randomly grab every blanket and pillow he can get his hands on and make a nest in the common room if he's up to it. and then have everyone make a dog pile in it just so they can hang out and be silly.
will NOT clean it up afterwards. lucifer will tell him to and his only response will be "im tired..."
freckles like beel too i think theyre silly.
9829364 cow plushies. (theyre all from lucifer)
SOLOMON
will randomly gaslight people for no reason
"hey did you do the homework"
homework? what homework? there was homework? my, what even is homework? never heard of that.
"hey, i heard of this animal from the human world called a giraffe! can i see a picture?"
what? what's a giraffe? oh, those!! yeah, they're just myths. they're not real. purely fiction!!
yk that one post about tumblr funnyman solomon. he is a tumblr funnyman to me. he confidently posts his exploded spaghetti and gets 10k notes i think.
SIMEON
has a book club with satan and solomon. :)
probably writes oneshots of the brothers on tumblr idfk man (sorry to the simeon fans i write like nothing on this guy bro).
LUKE
bodily six ("but didnt the devs say hes ten?" shut up. /j)
along with that, also shorter than in canon. (since hes. yk. a first grader. that BOY is not five foot hes one sauce packet long dude.)
favorite store in the human world is walmart. i like to think his human world outfit is all exclusively from walmart bc thats funny i think.
DIAVOLO
hands of STEEL. he tries to grab your wrist and he nearly crushes it by accident.
ice cream!! he loves it :) his favorite is strawberry btw.
also this boy is NOT a himbo hes a smart man.
needs like a hug and some sleep and also a friend this boy works too much!!
BARBATOS
short. like really short. especially according to devildom standards since most demons are super tall.
"but isn't he six feet?" not in my heart.
somehow always making tea for some reason?? if he's not making tea then he's making pastries.
my boy does not SLEEP. hasn't slept since the sun has been birthed and doesn't plan on ever doing it.
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aihoshiino · 4 months
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can i interest you in a penny for your thoughts about aqua and ruby's relationship in the current stages of the manga? ruby's clearly projecting and im pretty sure aqua is kind of blocking that entire conversation? hes acknowledged it but i think hes avoiding thinking too much about it (in part due to *waves hand at entire movie arc* all that)
gosh since you've twisted my arm i have NO CHOICE...
But yeah, I think Ruby is pretty clearly doing a lot of projecting here — the consistency with which she's started calling Aqua 'Sensei' really jumps out to me and it makes me pretty certain she's basically completely overwritten Aqua with Gorou in her brain, completely discarding the 18ish years he's lived as her brother in favour of just viewing him as the doctor who supported her.
This is a two-part process of denial, imo. The first and most obvious is Ruby trying to convince herself that her supposed romance with Gorou can still happen and it's not the first time her sort of naive stubbornness on that topic has come up — we saw this before during the Private arc when it came to their age gap.
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Like girl, I respect the cope but he would be nearly fifty old by now. That man would be old enough to be your dad LMFAO.
If Ruby can delulu herself about an age gap of that size, she can easily also come up with an excuse for herself as to why she would be able to date him now he's her brother. I mean, if you think about it, they're not really actually twins, right? They're just strangers who happened to be born together! Since he's really Gorou and NOT!!!!! her brother, there's nothing wrong with it!
It should go without saying that this is a pretty absurd justification and imo, not one I think the manga is wanting the reader to uncritically buy into. Ruby's feelings here are, I think, intentionally being portrayed as naive and pretty childish. The framing around Ruby when she talks about Aqua in this regard is consistently exaggerated and comedic in a way that is a pretty clear signal, at least to me, that she should not be taken seriously.
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This could only read more plainly as shoujo brainrot exaggeration if Aqua's chin was seven inches long and sharp enough to cut glass...
Beyond the denial of convincing herself that this romance still has any chance to happen, I also think this is denial in the sense of grief, too. In a very real sense, by entirely superimposing Gorou over Aqua, Ruby is denying that his death has happened at all. She doesn't want to acknowledge the possibility that he could be different now, especially not in any way that is emotionally inconvenient for her. Because acknowledging that this change occurred and that Gorou is no longer the Gorou she needs him to be would force Ruby to accept that her beloved sensei really is gone forever.
It should go without saying but this erasure of Aqua's identity is, of course, cruel. It's a dehumanizing rejection of his personhood. That's not to say that Ruby is A Bad Person for doing this— she's a fucked up kid dealing with a INSANELY fucked up situation and I think it would be unreasonable to expect her to handle all this entirely gracefully. But I also don't know that Ruby is even aware that she's doing what she's doing, because she doesn't quite get that her relationship with her identities and her reincarnation is different to his.
The continuity of identity between Sarina and Ruby is more or less entirely unbroken— she sees herself equally as both girls. More specifically, as Ruby herself puts it in 115, Sarina and Ruby are both 'roles' played by the 'real her'; both equal in weight and authenticity. I think she expects this to be the same for Aqua as well but this simply is not the case, or at least it's not anymore.
My read on Aqua's identity is that while he used to have a similarly unbroken continuity of identity, the trauma of witnessing Ai's death created a split and separated the two. It's not that Aqua is entirely separate from Gorou or entirely unaffected by his past life but Aqua himself & the supporting framing of the manga draws a pretty clear line of distinction between the two of them that does not seem to exist for Ruby and Sarina. In fact, Gorou is explicitly portrayed as a negative, invading force, an unnatural encroacher whose presence in Aqua's life is actively preventing him from finding happiness and stability.
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To Ruby, it seems natural for these two identities to comingle, or for one's priorities to cancel the other's out. For Aqua, this same overriding of priorities is the thing that causes him anguish. In fact, I don't think it's too much of a leap for me to say that Aqua does not want to be Gorou full stop.
With all that laid out, I think you can pretty easily see how that conflict starts writing itself. Ruby ignoring and erasing the 18 years that Aqua has lived as her brother to assign him the identity of a man he doesn't want to be... the discomfort of someone he has only ever had familial feelings towards projecting romance onto him... the Squick of it all... no wonder Aqua is doing his best to just not deal with it. I can't really blame him.
Something I also think is informing Aqua's behavior right now is guilt. As he puts it to Memcho in 130, he's using everything he can to ensure the movie's success and I think this also includes manipulating Ruby.
We get some hints at this idea from Crow Girl both in 123 and 127. She sardonically notes "aren't you glad?" that Ruby seems to have reacted so positively to this reveal and explicitly ties Ruby's wellbeing to Aqua being able to make the movie. Later, after Aqua's just witnessed the final script be delivered to the B-Komachi girls, she notes that Aqua has the expression of a person who has made the choice to "hurt people and to get hurt".
Ruby's shoujo brain reads of Aqua's intentions also are important in establishing this, I think -- these clearly read as intended comedy beats to me, both in their exaggeration and the fact that she is so obviously misreading Aqua's character and his intentions because of her rose tinted glasses. As that Netflix show about the cartoon show once said, the thing about seeing someone through rose tinted glasses is that all the red flags just look like flags. In keeping Ruby happy, Aqua is making sure she herself doesn't become inconvenient to the movie's creation.
I think you can see that idea of like, guilt and discomfort manifesting as avoidance in the twins' first proper on-page exchange since this reveal, in 132:
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I didn't catch this initially (so sorry to the person on the OnK subreddit who did -- I completely forgot your UN!) but not only do we never get a proper unobscured look at Aqua's face during this exchange but he also never once looks directly at Ruby as they talk. His body language & expression at the end (literally averting his gaze!) just screams discomfort to me.
That's not to say that Aqua revealing himself to her was entirely cynically motivated -- I think he completely genuinely loves her both as her brother, Aqua, and as Gorou, the man who cared for a deathly sick child when she had no one else in the world by her side. But that's just the problem— Aqua's love for her is the thing that makes his manipulation of her so painful. He's taking advantage of his sister's emotional vulnerability and their unique connection to use her in a way that completely betrays and desecrates the bond of trust they should otherwise share. And he's aware that if (or, as I'm beginning to worry, when) this comes out, Ruby is going to crash even harder as a result.
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chichimarshmallow · 9 months
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schmoochle headcanons !!
urgh im bored and i need to rant about my skrunklies so today i bring you some schmoochle headcanons,,,
rare schmoochle
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youngest of the schmoochle family, at least 13-17 and have a height of at least 7-8 feet
mohawk man acts slightly more mature and tough than horned douche, horned douche is very silly and goofy and is just a very likable and pure boi in general but can get very serious rlly fast when arguing with their partner
one of them has a southern accent change my mind
and on the topic of voices they are very likely to sound like those young boys in anime who are voiced by females but with a slightly deeper tone especially mohawk man horned douche would probably sound more like namine ritsu lmfao
both are fluent in korean !!
mohawk is fruity asf and a lil more ahem seductive with their actions for example eating elongated foods like bananas and popsicles and long cream-filled pastries when they feel like it and it kinda makes horned douche cringe a bit but at the same time they don't rlly mind
mohawk man is also kinda a tsundere !!
they know how to play the electric guitar, very skilled at it also they're yearning to be rockstars <;33 i mean cmon with a design like that u can not tell me it wouldn't be true bet me 200$ that they literally shred the electric guitar strings like their lives depend on it
again, with a design like that you can NOT tell me they don't wear chains and leather stuff and spiky bracelets and pentagram necklaces and other gothic/emo stuff if u tell me otherwise u lyin' also you'll prolly catch them at hot topic 25/8 no delays
to add to the electric guitar stuff they LOVE rock music and heavy metal it's their FAV music of all time
mohawk man likes rocky road ice cream, horned douche likes mint choco chip (my fav flavour btw) and mohawk man kinda despises them for it smh-
they're into horror games and horror movies, horned douche is a lil cowardly tho unlike their partner who kinda likes getting jumpscared and seeing their lover being a scaredy cat
to add to they're likes for horror they're also into the paranormal, they like spooki stuff like demons, witches, ghosts, vampires and stuff like those and will read about them
common schmoochle
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oh now where do i even start with these two,,,
erm they are very floofy and perfect for hugging,,
horned dude is a chill and outgoing gentleman to be around and is a talker, and ponytail gal is kinda shy and not as talkative as their partner but is very sweet you might get diabetes, also they're kinda sensitive and horned guy's a bit protective for that specific reason
they're like the middle family members, young adults at 18-19 and can be about 8-9 feet tall perfect size to be given a big ol' bear hug by them hehe,,,
fluent in japanese !!
sometimes they'll go to watch the beautiful scenery of the sunset/sunrise while sitting on top of a hill or sumthn
ponytail gal loves wearing bows and jewelry hence why my design for them has their ponytail tied up with a red bow and they have a pink heart ring on their finger, their partner is likely to kinda spoil them with exactly those things, if it's pretty enough to look good on them then they'll get it
ponytail gal is also one of those kinda ppl that are easily distracted by cute and fluffy things, if they see anything that they claim to be cute they will STARE RESPECTFULLY and will even try to touch it; for example if they see cat *ahem* cataliszt- then they'll react just as how i described it
boba dates every now and then !! horned guy doesn't like boba that much but will surely get some for their partner who is a boba lover, may also go for sweet treats as an extra deal for their little dates,,
i'll have you bet me 50$ that horned guy is both a flirt and a tease and will use those traits on their partner just to see them flustered just because they want to and they think it's cute.
ponytail gal likes peaches, not too fond of the tart/sour tasting ones tho they prefer the sweeter ones. they also like strawberries but again will dismiss the sour tasting ones for the sweeter tasting ones
ponytail is also slightly touch-starved,, may require hand holding and headpats and snuggling from their partner every now and then which their partner rlly doesn't mind at all,,
try and tell me they don't like playing dating games i'll instantly disagree with u
as for their voices they will sound like uzi and n i can hear it everytime i look at them if you try and tell me otherwise then get out rn >:((
epic schmoochle
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i mean ofc epic schmoochle resembles elderly love so ofc they're gonna be the oldest of the schmoochle family and i'm talking mature adults so they're 20+ years old and ofc i can guarantee they're the tallest out of everyone so they'll be about uhhh 9+ feet tall
in personality they are motherly and fatherly with their younger common and rare cousins so basically they're also the parental figures, they're also the same in personality when it comes to being aorund other monsters
married couple, that's all i gotta say !!
fluent in chinese !!
will sometimes go stargazing for their dates, they like watching the night sky and looking at silly constellations while having a nice chat
since they're made of chocolate and candy their hardness depends on temperature, if it's hot they're gonna start melting which could cause problems for them, if it's cold then they're good
having to put up with the other schmoochles' shenanigans especially rare schmoochle those kids be doing the most lmfao is kinda a tough job for them but they are able to make it work
speaking of that whenever the schmoochles watch a movie and an inappropriate scene comes up epic schmoochle are always the ones to shield their cousins eyes so they don't have to see it lmfao
art is a hobby they enjoy the most, they're good at it too
they flirt with each other 24/7 and if other monsters don't like it then they can leave <3
pigtails has a sweet high pitched motherly voice with a southern accent and grandpa (sorry lmfao i had to i mean cmon LOOK AT THAT HAIRSTYLE) has a deep voice and a british accent
that's all i got for now and my boredom is officially gone now so waheyyy,,, 🎉🎉🎉
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sassy-ahsoka-tano · 2 years
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This is very…tame but Eddie loves seeing you sleep in one of his shirts. Thinks it’s the hottest thing
omfg this is everything eurus 🥺
i know the idea is tame, but in honor of thirsty thursday and the fact that eddie munson has free reign over my heart + coochie rn i turned it a lil nsfw
he has so many shirts and they all look the same. it's just the same shirt in like 15 different colors but, hey, if it ain't broke don't fix it. he has certain designs and colors that he likes seeing you in best, his hellfire club shirt being one of them, ofc.
he's actually really horrible at doing his laundry (he's the kinda guy who sniffs his shirts to see if they're dirty lmfao), but for you? he does laundry once a week to make sure that he has at least one shirt ready for you.
he loves seeing you wearing his clothes because he knows that it means he owns you, that you're his and his alone. he allows you to take one shirt a week to keep and wear whenever you'd like. his face always lights up with that gorgeous smile when he sees you walk into the school cafeteria wearing one of his shirts. he loves the fact that everyone knows you're together.
he likes the way that his shirts fit you a few sizes too big, only a little small in the place it matters most -- your ass. he can just see the rounded bottom of your ass cheeks peeking out from under the bottom of the shirt, and he's obsessed. he LOVES when you wear lingerie underneath the shirt to tease him with just a little sneak peek of what he gets to see later. he loves watching the way your ass moves as you walk into the kitchen to get a snack post-sex.
he also finds it weirdly hot how small you look in his clothes. because they're obviously a bit bigger than your own clothing, he finds it both adorable and sexy that his clothes dwarf you. he simultaneously wants to hold you tightly in his arms + dominate the hell out of you just because he can.
but it's not just a physical turn on, it's also emotional. the fact that you're accepting him and taking something that's his to make it your own. the fact that you're so happy to show everyone else that you love him. the fact that you want everyone to know you're dating eddie. it all warms his heart. it's the most uplifting gift anyone could give him. to show him that he is appreciated, deserving of love and of pride. that you are proud to be WITH him.
he loves that it smells like you when he gets it back. the idea of your scents mixing is a huge turn-on for eddie. he would never tell you but he rarely washes the shirts you give back until he absolutely has to, because he loves curling up to it and smelling your perfume or cologne on it when he can't be with you 🥺
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abra-ka-dammit · 1 year
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other misc fair things that have stayed in my mind:
-i checked my phone while a man was taking the money for the pickle my sister was buying and it was 4:20 and by sheer second nature i said "4:20 blaze it" and the guy started slowly shaking his head and sighed as he turned to make change
-very nice middle aged lady at one of the stalls helping my sister find the best set of "butterfly wings" for her height and outfit being really nice and supportive (even if it was just a sales pitch, she was doing a great job at making us feel confident in the purchase without being pushy or pressuring my sister, and we both walked away happy with the results)
-the belly dancers during their segment in the Pleasure Feast's accompaniment show included mostly plus sized girls who were all working it so right, in the same exact garments as the thin girls, and one of the thin girls was in fact a rather old lady (grey hair, saggy arm skin, the works) who was also working it so right that it made me smile like a doofus just out of sheer "hell yeah grandma u show em theres no age limit on belly dancing!" energy
-the fucking cheeseball personality of one of the knights representing our side of the crowd at the joust. hamming it tf up, trotting his horse by slowly and like flexing and smiling and waving as girls literally screamed and I LOVE U!!!!!'d like they were seeing a literal celeb or something
-the two little girls sitting to my left during the joust (i'd place ages ~5 and 7 ish) who got really into cheering and booing along with me and then started getting worried when the joust broke down into a brawl as the other side's main knight started being a huge dick and sore loser and started harassing the coordinating judge and then full on, off horse attacked the others with sword in hand, everyone swordfighting and then like 3 characters dying with cheesy squirts of fake blood. littler girl turns and looks up at me and says, "theyre just pretending, right?" and i was like yep, it's just a show, they're playing pretend, and then her trying to reassure her older sister(?) over and over "theyre not really dead! theyre just pretending!" and the other girl like fidgeting and being like no! theyre dead! and the littler girl just like, looking back up at me for reassurance every once in a while and confirming that theyre not really fighting, nobody is dead, they're gonna stand back up, it's just pretend (to which i made sure to just keep calmly smiling at and saying Yep! You're right! It's just pretend! to, bc i think if i was their age it would super just worry me more if an adult showed any doubt or hesitation in that answer)
--on that note, I don't know why but random little girls have a tendency to like, inherently like and trust me? maybe i give off serious Big Sister vibes or something, idk. on THAT note, the man they came with who was very old and kinda seemed zoned out so im guessing is maybe grandpa rather than dad, didnt even give a glance to the ADULT STRANGER the children he was attending had started talking to. im totally safe, yes, but a lot of people aren't, so you should at least, idk, pay a little attention???
-my sister quietly asking me what "quandary" means after a character employee visited us in line at the entrance and recruited me and then she into his evil minions program and gave us the minion codenames "stink-eye" (me) and "quandary" (her)
-relatedly just seeing how like, paralyzed with uncertainty and shyness my poor cute little sister was when someone in character tried talking to her, lmfao. she's 19 and i 100% guarantee you at her age i would have been reacting the same. but as fortune has it, age and/or anxiety meds have really opened my nerves up to just fucking rolling with it and saying that ive always been more of an evil overlord type than a minion myself
-not exactly fair related but talking to my sister as we walked around about how we both hate the idea of therapy, incidentally for the exact same reason, in that we had both gone to therapists who treated us like we were Just Being Teenagers and told us our mom/parents loved us and/or that we had great relationships with them that we were too hormonal to appreciate; when in fact we both grew up badly verbally and emotionally abused on the reg. like. bitches, do you not understand your parents dont have to be hitting you or locking you in basements to be abusive, right? when we say mom frequently screams at and threatens us we dont mean "she scolded me for a legitimate reason and told me i would be grounded if it happened again". its not emo teen purple prose. take our words and tears fucking seriously. AUGH. i'm so sorry for any abused teens out there rn in therapy with people like that, i really am. it truly sucks they wont listen to you.
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msookyspooky · 2 years
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Im watching The Lost Boys for the first time !! I wanna watch more horror movies, i only started watching the ones not for kids like last year sksksk so i have some catching up to do
And i think theres no one better to ask for recs than you spooky, so please send me your favorites !
Besides the scream franchise and, as of like yesterday, the first two Halloween movies i actually haven’t seen any big classics
I saw that AND Near Dark fuck yeah good for you!! You're getting a damn good head start lol Thanks for giving me this honor bc adgwadhfa I swear that's so nice of you 🥺🖤 Sadly, I really haven't found too many like Near Dark or Lost Boys. You could consider Fright Night or Vampires or Interview with a Vampire but imo they still don't have the same feel.
I'm elaborating on certain ones bc I think you'll really like them.
Cult Classic's with a decent following here on Tumblr so you can look at Fanart/fanfics afterwards:
- House of Wax (2005)
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You'll like this one! Pretty decent sized fanbase here on tumblr, new content all the time even for it being almost 20 years old. Listen if you liked Severen in Near Dark...You'll probably like Bo cause not only do they look like they could be long lost cousins or brothers (I need a crossover that Severen is the Sinclair's like great-great-great Uncle or something and they run into each other while looking for food one night) and the Sinclair's got that thick Louisiana accent that's hot af especially if you thought Severen's Southern accent was hot 😏😤
Simping aside, the story is pretty good. It's a little morbid but in a good way, really great backstory for the villians and you know somethings off with this town right away. It also has Paris Hilton in it and Brian Van Holt plays both Bo and his twin brother Vincent. Oh, and Wade/the protagonist boyfriend is Sam from Supernatural.
- Jennifer's Body (2009)
- Ginger Snap's (2000)
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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This one is different for everyone bc they made so many...So freaking many and none of them match up together. Not really, lmfao! I like the 2003 remake and 2006 remake prequel the best, then the original from the 70s, then 2 and 3 and 4 I lump together bc they are some campy wild as fuck rides. I laughed through most of them and then was mortified and then laughing again. It's truly peak camp horror. I personally dislike the newest one and the 3D one was *okay* but you can honestly pick and choose to watch any of them and it won't matter bc none of them relate to each other like they should. I would watch the original and the remake and whether you want to watch the remakes prequel in 2006 or number 2 onward etc is up to you!
- Childs Play & Bride of Chucky (1988 and 1998)
- Rob Zombies Halloween Remake
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I think you should watch this one if you liked the original Halloween's it's a gritter remake and honestly this Michael scares me even more than the original. He's freaking like 7 feet tall. I have not watched Halloween Kills or any other newer ones with Jamie Lee Curtis and I need to! But I definitely think you should give this one a chance if you liked Halloween. If you ever see RZ Michael Myers on here in prompts or imagines; this is the Michael they're talking about.
- Evil Dead (1981)
*This one is a classic its as campy and gorey as it got for back then but be warned there's a SA scene you can skip where she goes out into the woods. When you see the vines wrap around her...SKIP. The rest is fine.*
- Fear Street (2021)
Honorable mentions that don't really have fandoms but should definitely be watched at least once:
- Pumpkinhead (1988)
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It has Jesse from Near Dark/Lance Henrikson as the main character! I grew up with this one and it has that Appalachia horror vibe that's near and dear to my heart. It's about a man getting revenge for his dead son by a witch that lives deep in the mountainside. He pays her debt to summon a hellish demon to take revenge on the young adults that accidentally kill his little boy and leave him to die by the road but then Lance/ The Dad has to try and stop it when it goes too far.
- Tremors (1990)
- Night of the Demons (1988) *Flash Warning*
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LMFAO my face when she stuck a lipstick tube through her... 'skin' 😦
I qoute this all the time 👹TeLL mE Im Preettyyy👹 lolol it's fun! Point blank, it is FUN! They were so dumb and decided "Let's open a portal to hell in an abandon funeral home on Halloween" 😃
- I Know What you did Last Summer
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This isn't one of my favs bc Julie/the main character gets on my nerves so much. She is so fucking useless most of the movie...BBUUTTTT her friend Helen/Sarah Michelle Giler really makes up for it. It's very similar to Scream that they're being killed off one by one and have to figure out who it is before it's too late but it's not nearly as good as Scream imo. It was kind of a trend after Scream for movies like Valentine, IKWYDLS, Urban Legend etc to try and copy what Scream had and some are good! The Curve is an example! But none of them are Scream to me, not even close but It's worth a watch tho.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Yes, the movie 1992)
- Trick r Treat (2007)
- The Craft (1996)
- Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)
- Salems Lot (It's getting a remake this year!!)
- House on Haunted Hill (1999)
- Ghostship (2002)
- The Skeleton Key (2005)
Horror Movies that are my favs that I found scary or creepy or were just that good:
- Pet Semetary (1989)
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This is probably my all time favorite horror movie. It is so...Unnerving and eerie and gross without hardly any jump scares and zero cgi for the time. It's all just wonderful acting and special effects makeup and story telling. To this day as an adult, Rachel's sister in the bed makes me uneasy. Anything by Stephen King is usually good but this is by far my all time favorite. Other favorites by him are Carrie, Christine, Sleepwalkers, Firestarter, Children of the Corn, IT, Sometimes They Come Back, and The Shining just to name a few.
- Rosemary's Baby (1968)
- Orphan (2009)
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DO NOT LOOK AT REVIEWS. I'D GIVE MY LEFT METAPHORICAL NUT TO REWATCH THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL OVER AGAIN!! Don't ruin it for yourself! Just find it, watch it and enjoy
It's ggoooddd, even tho I've only watched it twice, that was something else.
- The Descent (2005)
I'm claustrophobic and yes whats in the cave is scary but she gets STUCK at one point and I couldn't breathe. I was biting my nails like it's scary but couldn't be me cause I'll never go cave diving ever never ever. The cave itself was scarier than the creature im js.
- The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
- Us (2019)
- Suspiria (2018...I've never seen the original but it's on my list)
- The Others (2001)
- Jeepers Creepers (2001)
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THIS ONE. It's probably going to be considered a classic in a few decades. It's this...THING stalking ppl for their body parts. It all could have been avoided if ppl minded there business in this case 🙃 They had the sister being the smart, brave one while the brother was more sensitive which was a nice change of pace for a horror movie
And they are the most realistic sibling duo I've ever seen in a movie too. No overly mushy, 'love you bro/love you sis' vibes. They call each other names but don't hesitate to save each other either while calling each other names. And did I mention the Thing/Creeper is scary af? I live near a cornfield. My parents would point to the sky and be like "OMFG WHAT IS THAT?!" KNOWING this thing terrified me and lil me was screaming and ready to windmill any demon coming from the sky or cornfield after me.
There might be a fandom for this but it's small if there is.
There's so many but I some are good, some are forgettable, some are downright out bad. I just tried to include ones like Scream or Near Dark or that I think you would like! Hope this helps and any followers feel free to drop any recommendations too!! 🖤
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quickhacked · 2 years
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4 5 29 31 35 and 36 because im feeling insane this morning for uhh whatever couple you dont talk about enough (^:
HEEELLL YEAAAHHHH THANK YOU i'm gonna do something crazy and answer these for mikhail and vincent. literally best guys i'm kissing them
for housekeeping reasons: this pairing is platonic!
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4) first impression of each other? was it love at first sight?
vincent was intimidated by mikhail <3 mikhail does not really look like the most friendly guy in the whole world and vincent kinda assumed he was one of those cis guys who barely respects your pronouns and would kick him around like a football or something :( of course this changed when they actually started talking and vincent still feels a little guilty for misjudging mikhail THAT heavily, but he's at least glad he didn't allow his judgement to like. stop himself from talking to mikhail at all
mikhail thought vincent was a funny little man when he first saw him LMAO he wasn't entirely sure what to think because cato also is very much pocket sized and she's killed more people than mikhail and eddie combined so. you know. you know
but yeah the more they started talking the clearer mikhail's view of vincent became, he tends to like. not judge people too quickly but is also not that great at initiating conversations and stuff so he tends to be pretty distant. but unjudging. so he's just standing there. it's honestly a miracle these two became friends
left the "was it love at first sight" in because i have to mention that mikhail did have a bit of a crush on vincent at some point for like. a good week. but like. that's how friendship works sometimes it's fine. also vincent is very envious of mikhail's gender and honestly same
5) nicknames? pet names? any in-jokes?
they call each other "handsome" <3 vincent mostly just calls mikhail by his name or "misha" or "mish", but he also accidentally calls him "baby" sometimes because. well. he does that. it's fine. mikhail likes it. vitali thinks it's hysterical
mikhail calls vincent "v" most of the time still, and i'm thinking about him at some point also helping vincent pick another name but i'm not sure if i wanna do that yet so! idk! but the thought is in here!!!!
29) how do they handle disasters or emergencies? minor injuries? sickness?
similar as with vitali, when mikhail is sick or injured vincent will mostly be Panik. but sometimes that will then cause mikhail to Panik as well and then vincent is cured and he's no longer Panik LMFAO this also kind of works the other way round; when vincent is sick or injured, mikhail tends to be pretty calm about it (especially because he went to med school) but as soon as vincent starts panicking then mikhail might actually start panicking as well. and then vincent has to become calm again and then mikhail also becomes calm. they're basically disasters is what i'm saying LMAO
31) do they finish each other’s sentences? pick up any phrases or habits from each other? know when the other is hiding something?
because of his tourette's, mikhail actually picks up a lot of phrases and habits from vincent because vincent is pretty expressive and mikhail often has to mimic him and sometimes it sticks and becomes a tic. especially when it's Funny Shit he just HAS to repeat it, so like. vincent saying something stupid in a southern accent (his dad is from the south) has been the cause for like three of mikhail's tics at this point
mikhail talks to himself in russian a lot, also when others are in the room so vincent learns a lot from him as well LOL it's mostly funny words but also complete sentences sometimes <3 mikhail also makes sure to say goodbye to everyone in the room before leaving, and vincent has started doing that as well
they both easily pick up on the other hiding something. mikhail is a horrible liar and vincent is a good liar but also feels horrible about lying so that becomes obvious enough in his behavior for mikhail to pick up on it LOL
35) do they bring out the best in each other, or the worst? do they have a fatal flaw?
they bring out the best AND the worst in each other they're insufferable but in a good way <3 0.5 braincell between the two of them, no impulse control, basically all the ingredients for a fucking party
the only fatal flaw i can think of for them is the fact they both love vitali so much. this is a good thing of course but it could also very easily become their downfall, especially considering how their impulse control and rational thinking tends to just kind of Vanish when they're left to their own devices :// there's something here. i can feel it
36) what’s their greatest strength as a couple? their weakness?
their greatest strength is that they don't let others define them <3 they just care so much about each other and do this unapologetically so and this shines through in everything they do and how they act around each other <3
their greatest weakness is that they sometimes kind of. get stuck into this loop of trying to one-up each other? and like them trying to fit as much chewing gum in their mouth as possible isn't gonna kill them but like. it's definitely a lot more dangerous when it comes to a gig they're working on ://
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lostboysluvr · 3 years
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sizzlingpatrolfox · 2 years
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If jikook is considered as fanservice then every member who is interacting is also fanservice. How tkkrs forget this simple logic? Well, Instagram is also showing to fans only, isn't it? Then why only jikook is said as an act? Pathetic mindsets. Sigh! They deserve better fans.
It's because they hate Jimin. Only things involving Jimin are an act. Haven't seen or heard or known in any way of like, Namjoon and Yoongi getting together in their free time but namgi all the way, right???🏳️‍🌈
I've never known of Taehyung and Jin getting together on their free time either, but then they hold each other's napes and get in kissing position on stage. But Tae doesn't do fanservice, right???
In more than one occasion, Yoongi has literally looked disgusted, pained like his limbs were being torn apart from this torso while alive because he had to hold Taehyung's hand and nobody has ever said he hated Taehyung. Imagine if Jungkook had ever made the same faces with Jimin: predator, sexual harasser, queerbaiter, bongo's pet, racist names, the whole of it.
Jimin acts like a boyfriend to Jungkook and they hate that, so they have to call it fanservice. Even if jikook are not together, Jimin is literally a gay man😭 he acts gay towards other men 24/7 even men who aren't BTS, I meannn, at some point they should get the memo?
They are actually extremely upset but the fact that they CAN see queerness in Jimin, but acknowledging that, jikook or not, Jimin is queer, it would make things so complicated to comprehend for their pea sized brains. So even Jimin's entire identity and struggles are considered as just a lie because they simply can't stand that he might actually be a gay man who likes another man. They can't stand that Jimin might, in fact, NOT be lying about who he is or what he likes. My god the things they said about him "pretending to be fruity" when he posted the long hair pictures... Deranged.
They really believe vmin is fanservice, too. But since Jimin doesn't act like a boyfriend to Taehyung, they forget about it.
Anyways, here I am since October trying to actually defend taekook from being called fanservice, because I really believe they're close nowadays, and tkers can't keep the same energy for jikook at least out of appreciation that I defend taekook from being considered queerbaiters???? It's not nice for me, my mental health and my opinion of Jungkook especifically, to have to address him not being honest about his relationship with Taehyung, so I genuinely try to not dwell too much on that. I'm literally on taekookers side unless they start being way too stupid.
And also jikookers saying stuff like this are only faming the flames for the haters, literally saying exactly what Taekookers are saying LMFAO. Like... Just shut up.
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vettelcore · 2 years
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Play around with shapes!! What I've noticed along the line is that you can "copy" styles (e.g., the long coat) and make them look good on you if you cheat a bit. The coat is long and straight but you're kind of disappearing and it gives you no shape? Try a coat with a belt, or at least with a bit of a waist. This goes the other way around too!! Also play with colors and different coat styles in general, buttons, no buttons, monocolor, multicolor, pattern, no pattern etc. /and/ different length. Long coat isn't equal to long coat. Hope this helped!!
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thank you anon!! <3 this is the coat i tried on yesterday (in black but you can see it better in this pic) and the style that i like, basically the most basic one lol the problem i have with these coats it's that they're all huge on the shoulders, so even if the rest of the coat looks great it doesn't matter because it throws the whole look off, if that makes sense?? this one was a size bigger than what i usually use, but it's the same problem i have with others I've tried so I'm starting to believe my body shape just isn't made for this type of coats lmfao
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cumagloia · 4 years
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can you tell me more about cows' bastardness? I'm a suburb gal and would love ur thoughts on this matter
Ok disclaimer, cattle bastardness generally varies by breed (like with most animals), and my hands-on experience with cows has mostly been with Ayrshires- a Scottish dairy breed that are built like tanks and known for being Extremely Bastardous just like. as a breed trait. for context, this is what their wikipedia article has to say about their temperament:
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Keeping in mind ayrshires are significantly smaller than the holsteins and brown swiss, and about the same size as guernseys. It's also been a few years since I last got to work with cows hands-on regularily. So. grain of salt to my evaulations of bastardism.
An incomplete list of shenanigans some of our 4H heifers got up to:
several of our heifers figured out how to untie basic quick release knots, and so we had to use a series of more complex quick release knots to hold them
at shows, we'd almost always have at least one ayrshire heifer than slipped her chain ties (this happened multiple times over several years and cows, even with double checking and tightening. none of the holsteins ever escaped, despite the fact the same people were doing their ties)
on one occasion, a heifer slipped her ties twice in a row, and both times headed over to the beef cattle 4H row, bullied her way through to their feedrack, and ate a bunch of their food (she was about a year old and maybe a 3rd of the size of the beef steers)
also at the fall fair, when it was time to "fill out" the heifers with beet pulp before the show, we would have to take our ayrshires out and feed them separately while the holsteins got theirs, because otherwise our heifers would bully their holstein neighbors and eat all their beet pulp, making our cows look "overconditioned" (read: fat) and the holsteins too scrawny
they'd also bully their neighbors out of their hay and grain, but we sort of gave up on trying to prevent that
basically ayrshires are very food motivated and will do anything to get snacks. including trying to physically climb (their ~600 pound ungulate body) into their (~40 gallon fence-mounted) feedtrough while you're trying to dump their grain in
just in general cows are really rude to each other lmao. they bully the hell out of other cows, and they're mean about it. a favourite bullying technique is ramming each other in the stomach with their heads, which is why I am baffled that people apparently think dehorning is cruel or unnecessary
again at a fair, during a showmanship class, my first ever 4H heifer was in heat and decided to try and mount me during the judging (not fun, but at least the judge seemed sympathetic)
same heifer also dragged me down a gravel hill because she was in heat (again) and didn't like the look of one (1) dog in a pen 10m away (technically she can't really be blamed for this but goddamn it danica i still have the scars from that)
not exactly bastardness but our cows would absolutely choose favourite people and refuse to behave for anyone else. I had one heifer who would kick at anyone other than me who came near her with the clippers, including the other people who she saw daily and sometimes helped train her
sidenote young cows especially have a ridiculous range of motion for Kicking. you can be at their shoulder and they can still get you with a back leg if they try hard enough. Bastardous Anatomy
a pissed cow can and will attempt to get you with their front legs if they absolutely can't get you with the back legs. this is also Bastardous Anatomy
not Technically bastardism but god so many of them would immediately lie down in a fresh shit, right on a white patch, while making direct eye contact with you right after you washed them
Basically, cows are the perfect mix of "just smart enough to do dumb shit", and "utterly without fear**" to be bastards. I have breed-specific opinions on this but I've already rambled far too long lmfao.
But the TL;DR reason that they're far more bastardous (and dangerous) than horses is just that they're tougher and much more likely than horses to react to threats with "fight" than "flight".
**except of course for terrifying things like every 3rd plastic bag, dragonflies, a funny looking beetle, the feed trough in their pen that hasn't ever been moved but is apparently suddenly Bad, One Weird Chicken, etc.
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