#at least until this provincial election is over as previously mentioned i'm a politics guy

[lycanresistance]

Can you share some of your Garron headcanons? I love them.

hell yeah. i'm not a headcanons guy so i don't know if these even count as headcanons in like a hc purism sense as much as they’re just various jumbled thoughts but Whatever:

- OK FIRST OF ALL something a lot of people look over about mystreet that is so integral to me. they’re all the worst. garron is terrible4terrible like obviously aaron is a serial killer but garroth is like a gay misogynist and probably worse to be around. aaron seems normal but is secretly terrible whereas garroth seems terrible but is secretly kind of normal TBH. but they are both terrible (said affectionately) basically this image

- on the topic of serial killing garroth is an aaron apologist (me too bitch!!!) like when the woman he’s allegedly been in love with his entire life stabs her boyfriend under strange and shady circumstances he’s that’s so fucked up aaron i’m here to support you<3 but i KNOW he’s not going to give a fuck over aaron serial killing even though he was there to witness it.

- garroth thinks criticizing aaron’s actions would be unethical because aaron is mentally ill. he didn;t even tell garroth that he just clocked him. garroth is also mentally ill but has no capacity for self-reflection. they are both unmedicated #loveloses

- garroth and aaron don’t have nice dates at fancy restaurants garroth and aaron would go to olive garden so garroth can “”get in touch with his italian heritage”” and they get kicked out after aaron almost strangles the waiter also aphmau’s there, platonically, for some reason. she’s just always there. even outside of an aarothmau context she’s just like an obligatory third wheel but she’s not left out like she’s central to the dynamic but non-romantically. it’s like a tricycle

- they do family dinners at the ro’meaves sometimes and it’s the worst fucking thing of all time. imagine being garte’s son’s boyfriend and talking to him. he’s not even homophobic he’s just garte. once again aphmau is also there

- aaron is constantly impressed and extremely touched by inane stupid thing garroth says. like “i’m ambidexterous” “that’s what’s up man love who you love” and aaron gets genuinely choked up at the support. this is not healthy but garroth is too stupid to realize aaron is this starved for validation so it’s kind of a liminal space in their relationship

- garroth obviously pays for everything but aaron only buys bare bones shit he’s like wow i finally have five pairs of pants! :) aphmau also gets everything paid for by garroth but she buys fake fur huge sunglasses gold collar for celestia just absolute decadent bullshit. this is not me doing a misogyny at aphmau - she is the one in the right here, aaron SHOULD be scamming him. she tells him this. he still does not

- their relationship is actually pretty low-key like yes they are both cursed with protagonist disorder but a big appeal of their dynamic for me is them getting to just be Guys together. two dudes hanging out. obviously they get into shenanigans but i think most of the time they just like sit in the living room next to each other on their phones/reading and chillin. love language of proximity 

- i’m still a nonbinary aaron truther but i don’t think he would ever have the capacity to exist in a comfortable enough space to be able to think about it long enough to realize in canon. however if he did when he came out garroth would be like like Just found out about gender dysphoria :( damn that shit sucks. yes i am a cis garroth truther i don’t know why other transmascs claim him the ONLY context in which him being trans would be legit would be like that post where it’s like i want to be the world’s first transmasc absent father. i digress

- on a more biographical level i hc them as both 6′2″ (garroth’s hair makes him seem a bit taller). i see garroth as bisexual, white italian, and whatever the mystreet equivalent of irene-catholic is. i see aaron as gay, filipino, and whatever the mystreet equivalent of jewish is (he converted after university)

i have a playlist of them that covers a lot of the dynamicisms pretty well. also here are some edits i made of images that remind me of them

#THIS IS SO FUCKING LOOOOONG LMAO #i meant to respond to this yesterday but i was busy because i have a job now <-- employed boy #at least until this provincial election is over as previously mentioned i'm a politics guy #nonetheless here are my minecraft roleplay thoughts #garron #my post #ask #anonymous #a lot of this is copy pasted from old tweets that's kind of my garron city