oliver stark is stronger than me because if my boss told me i had to say the phrase "i'm an ally" on a date with someone of the same gender, i would actually quit my job
Reporter: Which Justice League memeber would you wanna fight the least?
Batman: Wonder Woman
Reporter: so she could beat you
Batman: of course
Reporter: no one else.
Batman: I'm part of a team with incredible, unique individuals who could defeat me very easily, but I'm going with Diana as she's the most logical and evident choice.
Reporter: Not Superman?
Batman: Superman cries when he stabs his pinky toe
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Reporter: Could you beat BATMAN in a fight?
Green Arrow: Hell no, but don't tell him I said that. Hold up, he called us INCREDIBLE?
Barry: awww!
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Reporter: Can you take Batman?
Hal: I'm trying.
Reporter: ...
Hal: oh you meant in a fight! No
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Reporter: Would you rather fight 10 polar bears on cocaine or Batman?
Billy: Is Batman angry?
Reporter: lets say yes
Billy: Give me 10 polar bears, 5 angry cats, AND the chimp from Nope.
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Reporter: Could you beat Batman in a fight?
Clark: I would NEVER fight Batman. I'd honestly just launch myself into the sun
Reporter: but if you HAD to.
Clark: well, -- Yes, I guess I'd win, but if I was a normal guy he'd wipe the floor with me. Which he does already. I love that man.
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Reporter: What's it like to know Batman is scared of you?
Diana, cutely eating ice cream, covered in bloody gear: RAHHH
Interviewers: let’s talk about your romantic relationships with N and M in S7–
Oliver: who?
Ryan: I don’t know her
Oliver and Ryan: actually let’s talk about the most important relationship that is Buck and Eddie. They can be vulnerable with each other be there for each other coparent Chris together, you know they just have this deep relationship that’s also really soft!
Interviewers: that was not—
Oliver and Ryan: oh did we tell you how we love each other? He puts me at east makes me comfy we’ve been glued to each other since day one! That chemistry between Buck and Eddie? That’s real that’s authentic🥰🥰🥰
saltburn was only shocking for me bc i went in blind, thinking it was gonna be the oxford version of e.m. forster’s maurice or some shit. or dark academia call me by your name but nooooooo it had to see straight through my soul and keep me obsessed for over two months.
my saltburn hot take is i think the reason felix brought oliver to his mom's is because he was done with him.
you can see felix and the family growing increasingly bored of him, much like poor dear pamela he's overstaying his welcome at that point in the movie.
i don't really think felix cared about being the savior again, i don't think he cared period. he saw the phone call from his mom as an easy way to get him out of his life, because like m*chael g*vey said "he'll grow bored of you." and he did.
if anything he did it out of pity and saw it as a way to alleviate himself of any lingering guilt of cutting off a friend (toy) who has nothing without him, and if he got oliver his mother back then problem solved he doesn't need to stay with him anymore! and he's a hero in the process (which is a bonus but not the reasoning imo)!!
but finding out oliver lied i do think felix was genuinely hurt, not necessarily because he loved oliver (i'm not totally convinced anyone in the family truly knows how to love people outside of their family, prefer/enjoy the company of, sure. maybe even feel genuine affection towards, but idk about actual love) but because for the first time felix has experienced not only real betrayal, but also probably the closest thing to heartbreak felix is capable of feeling.
i'll slap a transcript on this bad boy later anyways mumbo and iskall endbusting in s6 discuss northern accents before being stopped in their tracks by the Swedish military alert system, more at 3