#at the fucking speed of light

[amelie-isnt-french]

Protocol is actually just us Magnus Archives fans rapidly descending into s2-Jon-levels of paranoia. Granted, just like s2 Jon, we have reason to be paranoid, but it's still hilarious to see us all collectively scaling the walls of our enclosure while frothing at the mouth over our theories.

Jonny and Alex are playing us like a cheap harmonica and I'm so here for it

#magpod #tmagp #the magnus protocol #jonny sims when i catch you jonny- #i need ANSWERS #also what the fuck #celia ripley #what do you know celia #chester and norris #an email from Jon you say? #now would that be #jonathan sims #or like #just a different Jon and we're gonna have a 5-michaels-situation in tmagp #much to consider #ames is fine and totally not vibrating at the speed of light #attention ali

[greatgatsbyhateblog]

the h in hog stands for homosexual. i am so normal abt this for actually

#no the fuck i am not. not normal. oh my g-d. #no one talk to me im going to explode im evolving into a salamander im vibrating at a frequency beyond the speed of light goodbye /pos #sonadow #sonic x shadow generations #sonic prime #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #gay ppl winning #personal log

[clitfisto]

somewhere in the multiverse kim is revachols most unhinged bus driver

#blasting speedfreaks on the radio going 10 over the speed limit running orange lights and cutting it fucking close on the reds #the right of way is His and His Alone lest you get t-boned by the biggest death machine in the city #you either get to work 30 minutes early or an hour late #his kill count is the same but this time he doesnt have a gun #disco elysium

[bunjywunjy]

wdym a black hole vomitteda star

#I guess it actually happened on October 11th #of course the black hole did this a long time ago it's just that the light from it is reaching us now #the galaxy is closed forever because a black star threw up. at half the fucking speed of light

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yall would not Believe the level of 'just ate the floor' i achieved today

#so im packing right. and the room im storing the packed boxes in is at the end of the hall #so i just push the boxes down the hall at light speed and sprint over the threshold into the room #BUT. but. #i. forgot to tape the bottom of the box #the very heavy box. thankfully full of blankets #so im sprinting this box down the hall #it hits the threshold #And Stops In Place #so naturally i trip over the box - my knee goes through it #i kinda flip over it so that my upper half hits the floor #my hip is hooked over the side of the overturned box #my legs are up in the air like im doing a cartwheel #absolutely unprompted #IT WAS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY OKAY #it didnt hurt at all which is a huge plus - i didnt even get a bruise! #luckily im Very good at breaking my own falls on the very rare occasion they happen #but man. i just laid there laughing my ass off #total waste of a box but yk whatever #ill try to recreate it in Scribble Form later #had to do a lil somersault thing to get off the box i was lowkey stuck.... #i mean i can only imagine what happened. i went down so quickly...

[darkxsoulzyx]

This took so long [head in hands]

Anyways this is just a personal reference/practice for me lmaoooo buuuut here’s the whole goofy squad (besides any minor characters I may have missed???)

Edit: for some reason the quality keeps dropping so here’s some close up screenshots 👍👍

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #fnaf fandom #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf glamrock freddy #fnaf glamrock animatronics #fnaf glamrock chica #fnaf glamrock roxy #fnaf glamrock monty #fnaf vanny #fnaf djmm #where’s grandpa??? ehhhhhh he’s not thaaat important #don’t worry about it lmao he’s still in the basement #if he even saw the light of day #hee evaporate like a fucking vampire #become dust in 3 seconds #death speed run #if the light didn’t get to him I would’ve

[mentallyinvernation]

I'm such a sucker for all the tropes in RWRB, but especially ~

Henry: I just can't afford to have you fall in love with me

Alex: Haha won't be a problem 👉😎👉 

Alex watching Henry do drunk karaoke a few months later: There's a problem.

#Henry the second he met Alex: THERE'S A PROBLEM #they're so cute #the whole film was wholesome asf you should all go watch it immediately #red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue spoilers #rwrb #rwrb spoilers #rwrb movie #red white and royal blue movie #prince henry #alex claremont diaz #I too would fold at the speed of light watching Henry let go and sing queen songs up on stage #all happy and silly and free like #Alex is so valid for being like fuck imma risk it all for this man

[shima-draws]

Wait. Wait a fucking second. Looks at Trustedpartner

Is THAT why I love Sanlu so much?? HELLO????

#THE TRUTH. HAS BECOME CLEAR #The truth come out Shima has a type for ships to NOBODY’S surprise #Blonde emo with family trauma and an insane talent #And happy go lucky sunshine baby boy who can also topple gods #Blonde boy wears a lot of black clothing and his hair covers his eye #Sunshine boy has some kind of distinguishing mark on his cheek and smiles all the time and is very energetic #AM I TALKING ABOUT SANLU OR TRUSTEDPARTNER. IT’S BOTH IT’S BOTH!!!! #THEY ARE LITCHRALLY THE SAME. NO FUCKING WONDER!!!!! #Sanlu is the Trustedpartner of One Piece. My GOD the NEURONS in my brain are activating at the speed of LIGHT rn #Shima speaks #I’ll probably never think about them the same way again after this. Welp. #One Piece #Sanlu #Pokemon #Pokeani #Trustedpartnershipping

[ltlemon]

im giggling i love seeing tma people randomly come across the mechanisms and go 'WAIT IS THAT JONNY SIMS???!?!?' because after listening to HOURS of this mans voice, you WILL recognize it instantly-and it's always a jumpscare when you do

#there's a lot of ads for slay the princess specifically on reddit #and I remember I was about to ignore it before the audio started autoplaying #and I literally scrolled back up at the speed of light I was like I CANT be hearing things that is HIM #AND IT WAS #AND IT WAS SO WEIRD #Jonny sighting in the wild.....he has escaped his cage.... #anyways I might honestly play slay the princess or at least watch a play through sheerly because of how amazing of a narrator he is #wanna sell something to me? put this man in it. I don't think he'd be capable of fucking it up #tma #the mechanisms #I guess #slay the princess #I guess??

[jeanne-de-valois]

he's a starman, you know!!

#good omens #crowley #angel crowley #HE'S NOT BEATING CERTAIN UNNAMED ANGEL ALLEGATIONS #I'm losing my mind #good omens season 2 #drawing at the SPEED OF FUCKING LIGHT

[xamaxenta]

someone wonders what sexy biker butch ace sees in a dry boring doctor like marco until you see marco roll up after a shift with messy hair and a gravelly voice on her big rumbling motorcycle (aces sexual awakening was marco teaching her to ride a bike at pops garage, marcos arms bracketing hers on the handlebars and ace is a big girl she got big ass shoulders but she feels Small boxed in by marco like that. boobs pressed against her back soft hair brushing her cheek low raspy voice in her ear saying Yeah Thats It, Give It A Little More Gas, one hand over aces on the accelerator What Are You Waiting For, Baby, Rev It Up the engine roars underneath them and ace feels like shes gonna cum in her pants right there .trying very hard not to make it too obvious (its obvious) marco chuckles. Feels Good, Yeah? ace leaves a wet smear on the leather seats.) and then you see the good doctor marco grab this metal studded leather wearing beastly butch, grips her by the face and shoves her tongue so far down her throat ace whimpers

got carried away with the marco part but i believe in equality SOOOO

sabo/ace doesnt make sense to anyone until you see sabo fighting dirty and playing dirty, shes got usbs of covert info tucked into her bra cups and a camera hidden under the drape of her dress, enough she just has to lift a leg and lets the split up the thigh spill open, drags a finger down and clicks a photo and no one is paying enough attention to anything other than her red lips and pretty blue eyes and that looooooong long leg.. ace picks her up in an alleyway on her bike as sabo walks out twirling her heels splattered in blood, lipstick smeared and shiny blonde hair clearly ripped at in a fight, bottom half of her dress torn clean off to give her better mobility and access to the messy knives strapped up and down her bloody, sticky, torn stocking thighs and she says Hey Handsome, Can I Get A Ride? and ace, no self preservation, ABSOLUTELY takes her home and fucks her against the counter till the neighbors send noise complaints

w-who are you???

genuinely im speechless wh

Where do i even start marco showing Ace how to handle a big gas guzzler motorcycle

Or that Ace is a big girl with those shoulders HELP IM YELLIN HOOTIN HOLLERIN

Or Sabo calling butch Ace handsome

This is overloading my brain i cant function

#ding ding ding KO bell lmao #im down and out for good #like anon came in with the steel chair and whacked me out of the ring #not that i was a fighter to begin with #WHAAT THEEEE FUCK I CANT COMPETE WITH THIS I CANT I DONT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD ITS PERFECT #SHOVELS THIS INTO MY MOUTH AT LIGHT SPEED

[cellgatinbo]

the urge to get clips of sappy flirty moments vs the aromanticism in me being physically unable to sit through sappy flirty convos

#reading a transcript of the dialogue: oh shit that's so cute i love them :D :3c #watching and listening to it play out: (muting and unmuting at the speed of light) GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEE #(still watches it anyways) #it may just take me an entire fucking day to get through a like 3 hour vod because i just can't let it play out

[nyctoheart]

I wish I liked Wish :/

#I watched Tangled after and realized all the ways I prefer it over Wish #Wish was just soooo fast paced I felt like I was watching a movie on 1.25x speed. no time for anything to breath. #like Maximus in Tangled was Joke-After-Joke-After-Joke #*BUT* then rapunzel and flynn had slow character-building discussions to balance the horse that didn't need jokes inserted #AND Maximus didn't speak-- so the jokes feel more clever. I laughed out loud at him hiding behind a horse-shaped rock #and idk what it is about Alan Menken's music but he is just unbeatable to me #Wish's music was so ''non-musical theater'' genre that I felt like I was listening to a real music group's/band's album #and I don't mean that in a good way... #and I know it's hard for disney to take chances on new art styles but I still feel like Wish's water-color look could have been stronger #for some reason I felt the movie didn't have good composition??? like the lighting often looked flat #I am also fucking SIICK of the last 4 disney princesses having all the same ''yikes oop srry I'm awkward!!'' personality besides Moana iirc #ENOUGH!!!

[presdestigatto]

at this fucking point they could announce the transfer tomorrow and i wouldn’t be fucking surprised WHAT THE HELL !!!!!!!!!

#not tagging properly until i see the video but max… max wdym…. #max verstappen im sending you my therapy bill #i wouldnt mind anyone #being asked about teammates #gesturing to charles #im going to be sick #are they soft launching it? is this real? #max u fucking menace #i have finals this weekend and max is adding to lestappen gate at the speed of light i cant keep up

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

In your lights out!au when Eddie wakes up, how did Frank feel? Was he happy? Relieved? Were they a thing before everyone went to sleep, or did they realize they had feelings for each other afterwards?

I hope this hasn't been asked before! I'm just really curious

i'm thinking that before everything went dark, they were getting there. nothing was said aloud, but they were both having Mutual Feelings and Charged Moments that neither could ignore

just because i think it'd interesting if when Eddie wakes up, it's like no time at all passed. he walked Frank home just last "night". but it's been years for Frank - they have to reestablish where they had been with the added facets how time has worn on Frank. among other things

#and they only get like 5-6 months to figure their shit out! #thankfully for the both of them frank is less inclined to keep up pretenses. he becomes a bit of a go-getter #cause he's like 'well its been years. im tired & im dying. fuck it we ball' #its that class The Apocalypse Speeds Up Relationship Development thing #not drastically! it still takes them a good couple of months #this is actually why i had eddie wake up before julie #i wanted him and frank to have Some time together #5-6 months isnt half bad i think. sorta #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #to make a long story short #feelings were realized but not shared pre-dark #and post-dark they're shared and somewhat established #how established can you be in their situation! #as for how frank felt... A Confusing Tangle Of Emotions #too complicated to write out here really

[aroacesigma]

people that complain about bsd ships being toxic are so funny . its bungou stray dogs half these people are in the mafia or various terrorist organisations . enjoy the cannibalism art like a normal person

#ramblings #by the way im specifically talking about toxic ships here #do not come at me with fucking adult minor shit i'll block you at the speed of light