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[mindareadsoots]

That... actually makes a lot of sense.

Tulpas are... well. I bet Finn is going to explain in a second.

Yeah, that. Most Slenderman horror stories play off of the idea that he is a tulpa since his actual origin - a photoshop contest on an internet forum - is well documented, but because of everyone’s collective imagination, he is actually capable of manifesting and becoming dangerous.

That would explain why the Blank-Eyed Girls started showing up as soon as Finn and Jake started thinking about them.

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[mindareadsoots]

You’re full of shit, Starchy!

YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT!

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[mindareadsoots]

Jake’s thoughts have been corrupted by the spooks!

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[mindareadsoots]

And all new conspiracies! I firmly believe that all chocolate has been secretly replaced by mud! And why is the Burrito Man giving away free burritos? He’s an amateur mad scientist trying to genetically change us into tortillas! 

Man, I miss the days when conspiracy theories were fun.

Before it was all, “Bigfoot is real” and “Aliens built the pyramids.”

Now the conspiracy theorists are literally trying to burn down the capital because 4chans evil spinoff told them to.

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[mindareadsoots]

I don’t know

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[mindareadsoots]

Alright, how much of a horror show are we actually in for and how much is just going to be comedic horror?

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[mindareadsoots]

Never change, BMO

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[mindareadsoots]

What the fuck

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[mindareadsoots]

Guess they were just some kids having fun after all.

(We’re still going to get one last legit scare before the credits roll. Trust me, that’s how this always works)

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[mindareadsoots]

GSDLKFASLHA!

That actually got me! No dramatic cut, no music sting, Finn just opens the door and she’s fuckin standing there.

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[mindareadsoots]

Okay, we’re back to creepy again

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[mindareadsoots]

Starchy is that guy in Phasmaphobia who trolls his team by telling them the wrong clues.

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[mindareadsoots]

Why would the girls have to follow vampire rules?!

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[mindareadsoots]

They’re... dandelions? 

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[mindareadsoots]

Why?!

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[mindareadsoots]

Okay, somehow the fact that there are now a bunch of them, and they’re all awkwardly dancing to clarinet music makes them kind of cute.

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