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[clownsuu]

What do you think about wally with fangs ewe?

F I n a. L l y, an excuse to draw him with dientes-

feels very cursed but honestly it looks good on the ol puppet smhhh

Lil doodles of the ol goblin-

Every time I look at reference photos for Howdy I get all happy kicking my feet in the air giggling smhh

#Welcome home #welcome how wally #Wally darling #welcome home howdy #howdy pillar #i used to get that kinda bread a lot as a wee smol child #However I never really focused on eating the bread part? It was always too hard for me #I’d mostly just eat the sugar (making sure to eat it with said bread so at least I ate some of it JHDDHD) #Now days I never really eat anything sweet #My go to is always them breads with the cheese and jalapeño in em #M y g o l l y I crave em #Sadly my stores don’t sELL EM MUCH ANYMORE ITS INCREDIBLY RARE TO FIND EMMMMMM #If I’m lucky I’d find ones with just cheese smh

[aztr0naut]

MM MMM MMMMM MOLD IM EATING MOLD PROBABLY YUM YUM YUM

#i saw some green on my cream cheese and the wrapper was kinda moldy but i put it on my food anyways #its hard to tell if i ate one egg on toast (i call them winter daises :D) and felt sick because the cream cheese was bad or because i have #appetite issues #idk #am i hungry? #or am i sick?

[aria0fgold]

I never thought tofu could be this terrible.

#aria rants #i been attacked bro. my stomach been attacked. my entire system been attacked. oil is this bad bruh. my tastebuds-- #i love tofu. fried tofu especially its very yummy and then you dip it in sauce? yum #but god... this tofu so bad bruh. its so bad help it felt like... it felt like... so bad. i cant even explain how bad it is. its just bad #i ate 3. and yaknow what? its like so moist. watery and i was like: oh. thats fine. no it wasnt. it wasnt fine #told my mom bout it. turns out she accidentally used so much oil on it cuz when she was frying it. the oil just kept disappearin #and im like: well... no wonder. the tofu absorbed it all bruh was i the first one to eat one today. why must i be tortured so #ate some cheese flavored potato chips. not enough. that oily taste still in my mouth and stomach #i dont know what else to eat to get rid of it i might just drink milk at this point cuz god bro. its so bad... #is this why my stomach strong cuz it has no choice but to endure whenever im tortured by food and terrible life decisions

[saccharrine]

every time i make a meal i get so excited to eat it then every time i eat my meals i get so sad because i don't have a meal anymore. sisyphus could never

#i made some yummy fucking garlic bread (again) with cheese and eggs and a spiced red sauce and i fuckgn... ate it... and its gone... #me tag

[corneille-moisie]

the worse about cheese being so gothdamn expensive, lately, is that i was raised on the country side with cows as my closest neighbours, and we used to get fresh cheese regularly for very cheap or even free, sometimes, but now cheese is fuck-off-expensive so im not buying it, but my body is ravenous for cheese 😭😭😭

#i had a poutine earlier this week and that scratched -some- of the itch but... #i feel like its been months since i felt like cheese was decently priced enough for me to buy any 😭 #i never ate so little cheese in my life 😭

[newtness532]

need to find something to eat that isn't bread with cheese or bread with jam or pasta

#yesterday i ate bread with cheese and bread with jam 3 times #today ive only eaten bread with cheese once but i will again soon bc i havent cooked anything else #and then i guess i can make pasta with butter for dinner #and tomorrow if its not raining i can go to the supermarket and buy bread so i can make bean burgers #or if it's raining i can just bake some bread #jo says stuff #personal ramblings

[roaringheat]

I was born without a sense of smell and I keep making and eating bad food when one of my roommates isn't around to check it for me im singlehandedly reducing my lifespan

#vark posts #like FUCK #the other day i said fuck it and put milk in my coffee and drank like half of it before my roommate was finally able to check it #today i made these like pre made cheese ravioli for my roommate and i and he had 2 and it made him sick as shit #LIKE I ATE THE ENTIRE THING WDYM ITS BAD #its a miracle i havent gotten food poisoning or some shit with how often this happens #im never making anything ever again without a bitch that can smell on the premises

[lollich0p]

beating my family members over the head with a stick to stop them from eating things i buy for myself from the fridge!!!!

#literally if buy buy some lunchmeat and write my name on it that means its mine #sick of going to go make a sandwich and finding out these assholes already ate all of it!!! #if they want a ham sandwich so bad go buy ham!! no one is forcing them to only eat turky #cuz now im fuckin starving and dont have anything even remotely good to eat for lunch so its fuckin ramen again!!! #i would like to eat meat that actually tastes good for once #or meat at all the cringe as hell apple and cheese sandwich yesterday was like cardboard #radio chatter #food mention

[kermitheefrog]

the supermacs in heuston station even has the same gaa sports crowd mural we have in ours??? like what does it have to do with tasty and tempting food at.superMACS

#ive never been in here its surprisingly big. now time to sit here for 3 1/2 hours for herto be done work so we can catch a bus to get pints #I already feel sick probs bc i ate no real food today just a latte n pastry n now a big dirty pizza slice #<< is lack toes and taller ants. idk why i do this to myself couldve easily got something but i made eye contact with the pizza man so. #felt bad walking away so had to buy summit but fucking hell 4.50 for a big slice of cheese n crust likeeeeeee #the other pizzas all had some kind of pork on them as well so had to get margarita :-( literally feel so sick fml #hopefully I'll feel better in 3 to 4 hrs when I have to get my bus 😭 #kind of wanted her to cancel on me judt so I could go home 😭 but no for once she's actually keeping her word fml #ugh her not bf is so annoying like hes cishet and had his middle finger up in a group pic with all her friends are you twelve. #at least he's cute. he seems like he has the worst personality tho. anyonr who makes those cringe mommy jokes should be locked up. #whatever. can't wait to be drunk. can't wait to see her either :-))))) it's been like three weeks #wow that sure was a lot of nothing. if u read this far make sure to like n subscribe.

[helennorvilles]

run out of chicken crimpy flavoured shapes send help

#its christmas how could i run out of chicken crimpy flavoured shapes #(the answer? get a bit drunk so the consumption of shapes is not recognised until you try and grab a new one and the bag is empty) #i needed these shapes tho like i ate some pavlova and i don't think i cooked it long enough??? sad times #i might have a 9pm cheese board tho #i think in about an hour i'll get the urge #that'll be nice? #my post tag

[stew-chan]

my body is a machine that turns food into upset stomach

#the ibs and lactose intolerance combo means some things will always fuck me up and sometimes random things will fuck me up too #uh oh you ate one piece of cheese? 2 hours getting stabbed in the guts #uh oh you ate a hotdog? its not dairy but fuck you anyways :) 4hrs turning your guts inside out

[librius]

ough Queasy :(

#i think its bc i ate some cheese curds but i didnt even have that many! #maybe the dip was dairy based idk

[no-one-hears-me]

stopped fasting for cottage cheese lmao

#ed tw in the tags #I could have gone for longer I'm kinda upset I ate so early #I was thinking about fasting again tomorrow but I think that probably isn't the best time #so maybe just do Saturday then maybe go for a few days next week #I usually don't fast btw idk why I'm so obsessed now #also can you believe I've been like this for over 5 years? crazy #time flies when you don't eat ig #except I did eat today #I have made good progress tho. not saying what that means but I'm sure you can tell #I don't talk about numbers or weight or calories here and I never have but idk I still just avoid being descriptive #that's why I haven't been ed posting in forever. the ed isn't new I just decided to stop posting about it at some point #I feel like I've been posting too much recently. gotta restrain myself and post detailed suicide posts instead #jk jk I always avoid anything too graphic #anyways. I love cottage cheese but its numbers are not ideal unfortunately #Sera

[as-rare-as-trees]

Achievement unlocked! I am one day closer to becoming a fungus 🥰 (I have unknowingly been using a mouldy deodorant for a significant amount of time)

#mould #fungi #look #everyone knows i'm the mould guy #it has happened more than once that I find myself eating sth and find out only afterwards that it was mouldy #had three days last year where this kept happening #so when my mom and sister said they smelled mould when I was near I thought it was just a random thing #yeah I am the mould guy but why should there be a reason I smell like mould #and THEN #yesterday I was eating some bread and cheese and started tasting something mouldy so I threw away the bread and only ate the cheese #(found out today that the bread was fine it was the cheese that was mouldy 💀) #now today while I was using my deodorant I smelled sth that was like what I tasted yesterday #so I went like ......ah #now that might explain why I have red halos on my armpits #basically I am stupid #I've been using a type of solid deodorant that looks kinda like a cubic bar of soap #but I kept it in its original fake plastic film which was half broken #so it probably accumulated humidity and was exposed to the air so the microbiological growth was quick to happen #maybe not right on the deodorant but likely on the film #anyway that would explain why I smell mouldy sometimes #vaneggiando #i feel a little proud cause I like fungi and I am turning myself into one BUT

[naiadic]

ate ramen and the heart stuff stopped is this magic

#tbf all i ate today was cereal #and papa murphys cinnamon wheel #and papa murphys garlic cheese wheel #and some nerds #and some pirouette cookie thingies idk what they are #and a granola bar #and part of an apple #thats it thats what i ate today #and now ive had a single serve cup o spicy ramen and 3 cheesecake factory rolls #wait it might not be over #uhhhhhh #well its better

[alexthetrashyracoon]

Simon was a light sleeper, he had to in his line of work, but he wasn’t just a light sleeper when he was on duty, but at home too.

So when one night he was woken by a clanging down in the kitchen, Simon sat straight in bed, clear headed and focused on locations the reason for that noise.

A small smile slipped on his face, someone was stupid enough to break into his home, must be Simon’s lucky day.

“Stay here, I’ll take care…” He whispered into the dark room, hand patting the space next to him only to find it cold.

You weren’t there.

Simon’s blood froze.

The smile was gone.

His mind ran with a million questions at the same time. Did something happen to you? Were you in danger?

Without hesitation he slipped out of bed and out of the room.

He searched the guest rooms but found everything empty and quiet. So Simon sneaked downstairs, seeing lights on in the kitchen.

To be honest, Simon shouldn’t be surprised. He should absolutely not be surprised to look at the clock on the wall to see the time being three in the morning and you, sitting on the counter, in one of his shirts and your unicorn slippers on while snacking on a freshly opened bag of shredded cheese.

“And here I thought someone broke into our home.” Simon announced his presence and stepped next to you, realizing that you had been daydreaming while eating.

“Damn, don’t scare me, Si!” You complain and cough harshly as you felt some shredded cheese making its way down your windpipe.

He laughed and patted your back, helping you to take a deep breath again. “Sorry, sweets. Like I said, thought we get robbed. What happened that caused me to wake up? Usually you’re quite as a mouse eating your shredded cheese.”

“You left the salad bowl out, I haven’t seen it, ran into it with my fat ass. Sorry for waking you. Know how much you love your sleep.” You mumbled and leaned against his side.

“Mhm… but not as much as eating shredded cheese with you at three in the morning.” Simon grinned and stole the bag of cheese from your hands. “That’s for waking me.” He ate half the bag before handing it back to you. “And that’s for making me think we were getting robbed.”

He stole a sweet kiss from your lips when you were closing the bag of cheese, grinning when you accidentally let it fall to the ground in surprise.

If anyone asks where I was, five words, Genshin Impact and Honkai Star Rail. Sorry <3

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