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feral-jackdaw · 3 months
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He actually did fight a child and lost
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itsfirelordazula · 2 months
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Avatar the Last Airbender cast being the funniest cast alive | part 2
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justaferalcrow · 10 months
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ATLA characters as things my friends and I have said
Sokka: I. Will. Kill. You. If. You. Steal. My. Food. Toph: Can we steal the fire extinguisher for fun? Sokka: Sometimes, you just need to calm down and say: It’s time to drop the apple. Katara: But why drop the apple? Sokka: I don’t know, it just seemed like a good thing to say at the time. Zuko: You know you’ve got it right when a scam caller hangs up on you. Toph: No, listen. If you get a spam call, just answer and say: I did it, there’s blood everywhere. Zuko: I used to stab flies in the eyes with a needle but that was before I found religion you see. Sokka: WEAPONIZE THE TODDLERS. Zuko: Why are we weaponizing toddlers? Katara: I have no idea but that's a horrible idea. Aang: But what if it's a wonderful idea? Toph: I guess I'm an oompaloompa now.
Sokka: Heck yeah I wanna smell like a gun, cause I'm a manly man. Aang: I don’t know why anyone gets into that kinda stuff when there’s things in the world like mac n cheese. Zuko: Yes fire. All the fire. Ty Lee: Those are absolutely adorable, I would love to run someone over cutely. Toph: A letter opener can be used for stabbing people if you try hard enough.
Mai: Anything can be used for stabbing if you try hard enough.
Sokka: Although my question is, how would one go about stabbing someone with a loaf of bread? Toph: Let it get really stale and then sharpen it. Sokka: Exactly yes, or you could bake it until it’s really crisp then stab them in the eye. Zuko: We are discussing how to kill someone with bread? Excellent. Sokka: If you want to feel successful in life, surround yourself by failures so no matter what you do, you always feel good about yourself. Toph: Just delete the world. Aang: Hehe I know a really good word: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. It’s a lung disease from inhaling volcanic ash. Ty Lee: Fun facts are fun, especially murdery ones. Katara: I like frogs in theory but not in practice. Zuko: Too many of us have become obsessed with arson. Toph:...but the shoe fits. In the stomach.
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If a thief tried to rob the Gaang
Thief: If you want to live, give me all your money
Sokka: Bold of you to assume I have money
Zuko: Bold of you to assume I want to live
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plantsants · 10 months
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ZuZu pet!!!
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peter-aaa · 3 months
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nemkero · 17 days
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atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter
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beif0ngs · 2 months
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alright look, i just wanna know who is the writer that came up with the dumbass idea of replacing the line “Ever since I lost my son, I think of you as my own” with “Lu Ten would have been proud to have you as his father” in this scene for the Netflix live action series???
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Speechless
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Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite
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feral-jackdaw · 7 months
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Zuko alignment chart
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lizardlicks · 4 months
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crack idea chit sang gives the boys prison tattoos
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justaferalcrow · 10 months
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ATLA Characters as things my friends and I have said It's been a while, but I'm back, with even crazier quotes from my friends and me (some of us may or may not need mental help :D)
Sokka: Violence and bread-induced death is key. Mai: Then you can stab someone, but in an aesthetic way. Katara: We all have our own ways of doing things... Sokka: Are you saying the chicken does, or are you insinuating that my method was too violent? Katara:...I'm saying your method was too violent. Sokka: Well the chicken wasn't going into the coop, so I had no other option but to forcefully yeet the chicken into the coop! Katara: You wanna go down to the river to pray? Okay, you can stay in the river, forever. Aang: You sure do say bleep a lot. Zuko: It's the bleeping muppets, there are bleeping families watching! Katara: Why are we discussing drugs? Toph: If I were God... Sokka: Most people don't start a sentence like that, but please continue. Aang: I myself also defy gravity and logic at times. Toph: Don't worry Katara, I've never gotten drunk off vanilla extract before. Aang: Ohh, I was thinking there was a philosophical meaning there. Zuko: Nope. People just die. Aang: You know how they say, like, your worst enemy is yourself, or how they talk about your inner demons and stuff? Zuko: Pretty sure most of my demons are other people, but okay. Zuko: When I grill chickens, I mean business. *said while gazing at the bonfire he'd just chucked a bunch of chicken corpses on* Katara: CHAINSAWS WERE INVENTED FOR CHILDBIRTH??? Toph: Wait, isn't cocaine explosive? Katara: Sokka, everyone has their trials in life. Sokka: Yeah, and some people just are trials. Zuko: Traumatizing friends is a no-no. Aang: I think he's saying you poisoned the lemonade. Sokka: Hey Zuko…If I fed my cow lead and formaldehyde, would you eat its meat? Toph: Some people need a little violence in their lives, and I’m more than happy to provide it. Aang: If you drank enough olive oil, would it kill you? Sokka: I don't know...wanna find out? Toph: No, that's called the power of violence.
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No, but like Aang probably thought all those people he threw off cliffs or through buildings or delt fatal blows to were fine because he fought Zuko for so long.
Like, man got blown up. Man has had multiple people try to kill him and survived. Man got thrown through buildings and survived. He is that “why won’t you die??” Antagonist (and later fellow protagonist).
Aang has been unknowingly sending people to their deaths because he thought everyone in the fire nation was either an unkillable, little cockroach like Zuko or so overwhelmingly skilled and talented like Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee and would 100% survive that kind of damage.
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Sokka, trying to be more friendly to Zuko after becoming Aang’s firebending teacher: relax, guy, I like gay men
Zuko, sweating profusely: that’s nice but…I’m not gay
Sokka, who has been daydreaming about kissing him, KNOWING his fantasies were based off of some fact: [squinting] I don’t believe that
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